This is a Naruto & Percy Jackson Crossover Fanfiction only.

Sasuke was honestly waiting for the water to burst out of the bottle and choke her to till she was dead. No one is this altruistic, and if they tried to present themselves like this, they are either trying to pull one over you or trying to sell you something that is a scam, he simply couldn't believe that she would do this without expecting some sort of benefit for herself.

Naruto knew that Sasuke was not one to quickly trust people, an oath could be used as a ploy to trick them, for all they know this is simple ordinary water, that they prepared to make it look like it did, but somehow he knew that she was being honest, and willing to put so much at risk to prove it, he looked at Sakura and smiled.

"As I said at most it will be a year and the shortest would be a week or two, you know that using my technique I can return back home anytime I want, and if everything works the way I expect, I may be able to place a seal over there, and you and the others could eventually get to meet my mother, just think of all the embarrassing stories you and the other will be able to share with her, much to my chagrin."

Sakura told her that she could even embarrass her by sharing with her some of the crazy things they have done since their days in the Academy or even the news to her that she is an actual grandmother. She could see him laugh when she said that as Naruto told her to keep talking like that and she was making the idea of staying over there and never returning seem more and more appealing, to which she lightly punched him on his shoulder pretty much telling him not to say that, not even as a joke.

"As much as I hate to say this, fine, we will go with you to Mt. Olympus, but be warned our reunion will not be as friendly as you imagine, we know quite a few things about what the members of the pantheon have done, and a lot of things have upset up both, deeply. So don't be shocked if we are angry with our fathers when we meet them."

Artemis laughed and said how much could he do against Zeus King of the Gods, and Poseidon. Naruto told her that Kaguya once thought the same thing about herself, that she was invincible and any attempt to fight her was futile but both he and Naruto proved her wrong, "We have stood up against impossible odds, and against some of the most deadly enemies we have ever met, you don't believe what we can do, then watch and see."

Naruto asked for a copy of their family album to be made and brought to him, and Sasuke knew that he would ask the same thing from him so he told his wives to do the same, it took them a grand total of six hours to finish making the copies and organizing the two massive books, the family albums were constructed meticulously and with great care by the wives and children of Naruto and Sasuke.

In the meantime, Sasuke asked Tenten to make some weapons for them to be able to use, they are told that they will only go there to help their mothers recover from an illness, but Sasuke deep down did not trust them at all, he wanted weapons that could be easy to conceal, in case his suspicions were true and someone tried to attack them. She asked why would he think like that, he sounded as paranoid as Danzo.

Sasuke couldn't help but feel a bit of cringe being compared to such a bastard like Danzo, "I just find it very strange that deities would not be able to tell what we have been doing since our childhood, or that they would have so much trouble finding us that they needed to send a battle strategist and their best tracking specialist to do that. Deep down I think our getting left behind and abandoned was no accident or unforeseen error, I think someone didn't want us to be found or didn't want anyone to know where we were, it feels like it was almost maliciously intentional, as such this person or people will not be happy to see us appear on Mt. Olympus so I asked you to create weapons for our self-defense, and out of any person in the village, I know you are more than capable of doing that."

Tenten was happy to hear that Sasuke had such faith in her ability to create weapons, which sadly he never mentioned before, to which Sasuke said that he didn't think he needed to do that since it was pretty obvious that she was a master at both making and using weapons, after all, she is a person that quite literally carried an entire arsenal into battle with a few storage scrolls which she modified.

"Tenten you are one of the most deadly Kenjutsu specialists I ever met in my entire life, with one of your storage scrolls, you can launch kunai, knives, axes, swords, and even spears with amazing accuracy, jump high enough in the air, you can throw them as you were raining death from above, and what is worse every second that one of those weapons falls down towards the target it doubles in weight, you Tenten with you scrolls can kill an entire squad in a matter of seconds, which is why Naruto also holds you in such high regard, I never mentioned it before because it was pretty obvious to me, he also found out something even you are not aware of."

Tenten was now nervous as she heard this, "The fact is Tenten you are like Naruto and me and many of the women whom we ended up marrying, you are also the child of someone that could be called a god, two in your case, on a forge deity and the other a deity of combat. Who they are we have suspicions, but one thing we know for certain they are not from the same pantheon. So think of it any way you want Tenten but do I have faith that you can create the two weapons both I and Naruto need, absolutely. There can be no one better than you."

Tenten had to admit she was feeling quite flattered by what Sasuke told her, "You know had you told me such sweet compliments back in our Academy days, I might have ended up getting married to you instead of Naruto, too bad that you didn't cause I can tell you one thing, you would have been happy being married to me, Naruto sure is."

Sasuke told him it would also be pretty damn awkward if he did do that, after all, there was a reason why the village never mentioned her clan name, and her mastery of any weapon she touches and of so many subjects it was obvious which clan she was a part of, "I am an Uchiha, it would be kind of awkward if I was flirting with one of the last surviving members of the Senju Clan, granted our kids would be some of the strongest kids born, but I didn't want to cause you any problems, as for Naruto, he is an Uzumaki, so that is no problem at all. Their clan also tends to marry distant fellow clan members, and again the only reason I can say that is because I am an Uchiha."

After some work and using the seals that were on a storage scroll, she began to sew the pattern on a pair of gloves, and sure enough, the gloves worked as small storage scrolls, and she places Ninjato, Shuriken, Kunai, and other tools they would need for combat in the storage seal of both of the gloves. She finished the pair of gloves looking at them like she was very proud of her creation, "The dark blue one is yours Sasuke, perfect to fit your hands, and I don't think I need to tell you who is supposed to own the orange ones, do I?"

Sasuke trying to get make her laugh simply said that it was obvious Rock Lee, she playfully punched him in the gut and told him that if it was Rock Lee, the pair of gloves would be green to match the green spandex he loves to wear so much. Sasuke just mentioned to Tenten as long as he never wonders what the hell he is wearing under said green spandex, then it wouldn't be much of a problem for her, when Tenten asked him he flatly refused to tell her anything about it. Saying that he rather die than mention something like that ever in his life.

Tenten told him to relax, she was just curious, she didn't give a rat's ass if Rock Lee or Might Guy might be going Commando under those horrible green spandex jumpsuits, cause it doesn't matter to her one bit. Haku just happened to be walking near them when she started to laugh her ass off, as she told Tenten it is far worse than that, "Look I am not going to shame a person for cross-dressing, I did that for years growing up, but Rock Lee asked me for some advice on underwear and even I was shocked that he wanted to ask me specifically because I used to dress as a guy."

Tenten asked her why would that be an issue, well the issue is that he was asking to figure out what would be the most comfortable size for him to wear, it's not easy to determine a man's cup size, and quite embarrassing. "Through a ton of trial and error we found what his sizes would be in women's underwear, and that is what he wears, light rose frilly bra and panties, no gather belt thank the sage for that small miracle."

Tenten gave the package holding the two gloves to Sasuke until she realized something as Sasuke paid for them, and was about ready to leave Tenten's home, she realized that this made her embarrassed, and furious at the same time, "Wait a second, I wear light rose colored underwear just like the ones you describe, that son of a bitch, that sick bastard probably only bought that to jerk off while thinking about me while he did it, wait till I get my hands on that bastard, he will apologize and burn those close or I will beat his skull in!"

Sasuke told her to at least listen to his reasons before she does something she would later regret, and told her that is something he knows only too well as he began to walk to the ruins that once had been his family home, only to stop and look at the place where his mother and father supposedly died, according to what those two said, he will be able to see them again the very next day since they had to rest to recover enough for them to open a pathway to Mt. Olympus.

Even after everything Sasuke couldn't help but doubt what he heard, the grief and anger of the death of his parents caused him to become obsessed with revenge to the point that he made some of the worst mistakes and most harmful bad decisions he ever made, and thanks to what he heard it was pointless because his parents couldn't be killed since apparently, they are both still very much alive.

Naruto knew that Sasuke would not go to that place without being prepared for any nasty possible outcome, and so when he saw his cousin walk towards the ruins he knew that he was ready for both of them to travel to Mt. Olympus. "So Teme, what did you do to prepare for our trip, something useful I hope."

Sasuke tossed him the box which still contained the orange pair of gloves while wearing his dark blue ones himself, "Sure as hell did, I told my worries to Tenten and asked her if she could figure out a way for us to have a concealed weapon for self-defense, never know if some of the people we meet will want to see us dead after all, she made these gloves with a built-in storage seal, both your gloves and mine has every weapon we both can use to the best of our ability, so thanks to Tenten we are ready for practically anything when we get there. If someone attacks us thinking we are unarmed, well that person is in for a very nasty surprise."

As Sasuke said this he felt that apparently Naruto was upset about something, as he looked at him, Naruto asked him why did he tell Tenten about what Lee was asking Haku to help him with? "Teme, the only reason you would say that in that particular way is that you want to get even with Lee even after all this time, you are still pissed that he beat your ass before the Chuunin exams aren't you. You know as well as I do that the only reason he needed help with that is because he is supposed to dress up as a woman for his next infiltration mission, he was sent to steal something from a particularly nasty place where only women can enter."

Sasuke had to admit that he didn't even know about this, he wanted to avoid a potential disaster if somehow someone found out and ended up taking things the wrong way, he even went as far as to advise caution to Tenten, so this shouldn't be such a major issue, while he hates to say this Tenten is a particularly clever and understanding person, for a Senju.

Naruto asked him when will the Uchiha Clan maintain such negative feelings if not outright feud with the Senju Clan? Sasuke merely answered for as long as the Senju do the same by making the people of the village no longer trust them. Naruto couldn't help but sigh as he heard this, "So the feud between two of the founding clans of our village will go on practically forever, why can't you both just let this go and bury the hatchet already? Even the people that started this feud are long dead, what would be the point in keeping this going?"

Sasuke told him he would, but it is a matter of clan honor, and he can't until the Senju apologized for making the rest of the village mistrust them, "Do you know why the Uchiha Compound has walls around it? Because people tried to throw explosive tags at our homes, this mistrust has caused the death of many, so I don't think it is too much to expect an apology from the people that caused that. Besides you should focus on the fact that both of our parents are alive and abandoned us to live on our own when we both were basically still children."

Naruto was not ready to drop this particular subject and asked him what does he think will happen to Lee? Sasuke told him that Lee is primarily focused on Taijutsu, so learning from a weapon master like Tenten would be quite beneficial for him, he would learn more about Kenjutsu from an expert, and how to avoid such attacks, all in all, the only negative he could think happening is that he will feel that his flames of youth burn even brighter after this, and will not shut the fuck up about it.

"You often complained that we should have our fellow ninjas learn more from each other and the areas they specialize in, something about the more they know of each other and what they can do, the better they will be able to work together. So I don't see why would this be any problem for Lee, and yes I am upset about him beating me up because of his crush on Sakura, but also because he is the only member of the Lee Clan but he was not forced into CORA like you and I were."

Naruto began to shake his head when he heard that, "You can complain about that all you want, but even you must admit you are a hell of a lot happier now than when you were a student at the Academy, So yes you were forced but you have to admit your life has greatly improved since then, so since it was beneficial will you please stop complaining about it or else your wives will be very angry with you because they will think you don't like being married to them."

Sasuke's only defense was he wouldn't have brought it up if Naruto didn't ask. "So are you ready to see your dad again? I know as sure as hell I am not, what he ended up doing to me, messed things up for me for most of my life, that later I became friends with Kurama was great, but even you have to admit that the time before that happened was a major pain in the ass for me, and dear old dad stuffed that tailed beast inside me before I could say my first word, so I wasn't even asked, so yes, I am not happy with the idea of meeting him again, not happy at all."

Sasuke asked him if would he be happier if his father thanks to his insane ambition caused the massacre of his family leaving him and his brother basically orphans and causing both brothers to end up fighting each other, cause one of them was forced to take the blame for the massacre and was labeled an S Class criminal?

Naruto was quick to remind him he wanted a peaceful protest against the many things the Uchiha were suffering, and the many injustices they had to endure, it was Danzo who made up the lie that Fugaku wanted to rebel against the Hokage and take over, but sadly Itachi made the wrong choice and ended up suffering because of it.

Sasuke could not help but to agree with Naruto even if he didn't like it, "Alright, enough, it is bad enough that you an Uzumaki of all things are jumping on the defense of my father, the Uzumaki are practically the branch family of the Senju, where is your pride? Don't answer because I know I am not going to like it anyways, Father was not the most supportive or caring father, you wouldn't know this but he used to treat us less as his children and more like subordinates. He seemed only to care about how strong, skilled, or useful we were, had it not been for Mother our home life would be closer to a nightmare than I care to admit. So you see my anger towards him is not as simple as many would think."

He closed his eyes for a second and began to really think about it differently, "On the one hand I have a deep hatred for him, but anything I do fueled by said hatred underminds our reason for going there in the first place, let's drop all this emotional baggage for a second and think of it more like a mission. we are going to a new land to offer aid to two women who are suffering, we will find many obstacles on the way, nothing new, but can we allow ourselves to fail the mission because the men who are married to these women are complete and utter assholes whom we would be very happy to beat their skulls in, that is the question."

Naruto asked him what sort of obstacles was he thinking could get in their way, Sasuke told him the ones that most easily come to mind are pretty obvious, first, some people will deny or do not wish to accept they are who they actually are, political and other reasons, they would be against two siblings rejoining the family, two more than can be a challenge should succession ever be considered. The other reason some might actually believe that they are crooked individuals lying to gain an advantage over two mothers who are suffering.

Secondly, why did they send just two people to find them, it makes no sense, a typical ninja team is at least three to four people, it screams of someone wanting this to fail, making it even harder to find them, almost like someone wanted both he and Naruto to remain lost and forgotten. Finally, there is the third one which they don't know how the fusion of their bodies has affected their relationship with their parents, technically the children of these women were the younger version of themselves, and the older versions were at most strangers if not direct family, like a nephew. They had no way to tell how would they fit within the family line, and as such it affects the entire Pantheon because it is entirely made up of family members.

Naruto was quick to mention he is also not mentioning the fact that they might want to prevent them from returning back to Konoha, and that would be a problem because they got wives and children of their own to worry about. "I didn't forget that, but thanks to the flight of the thunder god that is not really an issue, they can attempt to prevent our return, but thanks to those seals all I need to do is hold to your shoulder and we can leave any time we decide and they will not be able to do a damn thing about it."

Naruto pretended to be upset upon hearing that and slammed his fist against the ground, without anyone noticing he placed a privacy seal that prevents anyone other than them from hearing what they are saying to each other, Naruto seeing that it was done glares at him, "Will you knock it off Teme, you know damn well how to use the flight of the thunder god as well as I do, and you also can place seals as easily as I do, so why the hell do you keep lying about you having to rely on me to that do and that you don't know how."

Sasuke couldn't believe Naruto didn't understand so he had to tell him as blunt as it may sound, "I am lying because people are listening to our conversation, as long as those two think you are the only one that can use that technique if they or someone tried to capture and keep us there against our will, they will focus primarily on you, which is a distraction, it will also show us who is friend and who is foe, when we learn everything we need and they do this, I can go to where you are, free you, and both of us can leave that place without them even noticing because they think only you can use that technique. To deceive an enemy sometimes you must first start by deceiving your friends. It's tactics 101, I thought you would have noticed that."

Naruto quickly told him he doesn't like lying to friends or family and those two as far as he could tell were, in fact, relatives of theirs, cousins at the very least or siblings it was possible after all, Sasuke told him that he needed to stop thinking about it like a warm and tender reunion and do as Kakashi once taught them, to look beneath the underneath, their intentions could be as good and altruistic as they said, but they could be as sinister as Gatos and if they keep looking at things with rose-tinted glasses, they might be in a worse mess than otherwise, they could have avoided.

Naruto was not happy to hear him say, "You always look at everything as the glass being half empty, I rather be optimistic and see the glass as half full, this is why I always called you an emo when we were both growing up, if I thought like you I would have missed making so many friends, and probably wouldn't survive, since I wouldn't trust Teuchi or Ayame, or anyone, come on Teme, why don't you at least give them the benefit of doubt." Sasuke told Naruto fine he would at least try and believe what they said but that doesn't mean he is letting down his guard.