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Not much to say. Now let's find out what I have waiting for flaming trash can and chicken nugget.

Chapter 3

Shoto looks down at his desk as his All Might cell phone begins to ring. Arching a brow when he sees it is Izuku calling him. Moving his right hand to his phone he answers the call. "Hello?" He answers.

"Hey Shoto. Could you come to Kachan's room?" Izuku asks him as he could hear the boy smiling on the other end.

"Okay….I'll be coming up shortly." Shoto tells him.

"Great. Bye Shoto." Izuku tells him hanging up not allowing the boy to say goodbye.

Katsuki's room

Izuku looks up from his cell phone. "He said he will be up shortly." He tells the two with him.

Mei grins. "Who should we send the wedding dress to?" She questions him.

"I think we should wait for Icy-Hot to figure who to send it too." Katsuki told them.

"Good idea." Mei agreed.

"I still want to send him a flaming trash can." Izuku suggest as there is a knock on the bedroom door.

Everyone turns towards the door as Izuku walks over to it and opens it. Before Shoto could say anything he was being pulled into the room before anyone else could see the dual hair colored boy.

"Ummm….Izuku…what do you need of me?" Shoto questions looking at the trio in confusion.

Three faces grinned at him evilly. Seeing this he slowly takes a step back as he didn't want anything to do with whatsoever.

"Not so fast there Icy-Hot. We need your help with a present for your dear old bastard." Katsuki tells him. Now this has him stopping in his tracks as he looks at them with confusions as it slowly shifts into anger.

"Why in the hell would you send a man like him a gift?" Shoto demands as he knows they know how he feels about the flaming bastard.

"Because we are setting up an arranged married for him and the Number 3 hero." Mei tells him as she bounces around. "We just need to know if we should send the flaming trash can the wedding dress or chicken nugget the wedding dress." She adds as an afterthought.

Now this has him looking at her with confusion once more. "You….you want to marry my father…..to Hawks?" He questions dumbly as he doesn't know how to feel about it.

"Yes." Izuku answers him with a grin. "We also sent him parenting books for dummies and for villains." He told Shoto who is looking at him with shock at that part. "What villains have children as well and need to know who to take care of their children." He said now giggling even more.

"I'm still shocked Nezu hasn't came and kicked us off of his Amazon account yet." Mei tells them grinning as they are looking at different wedding dresses for the two Heroes.

"Send it to my father." Shoto blurts out. His mouth moving before he could even think about what he had heard.

Now all three teenagers broke out laughing. "Alright. Which dress. The one in his hero outfit colors or the All Might one?" Mei questions as her eyes zoom in upon the teenager standing next to Izuku.

"All Might." Izuku, Katsuki, and Shoto said as one.

Endeavor's office

Endeavor sits within his office doing paperwork as a chill racks his body, as his flames flicker as they try to die from the chill he had just felt. "What the hell was that about?" He questions no one.

A knock comes from his office doors. "Sir." Calls a voice from the other side.

"Come in." Endeavor growls out.

A woman with long lime green hair comes walking in. Her neon pink eyes narrow upon her boss. "There is an Amazon delivery for you." She tells him as her eyes shift to a toxic blue.

"Then give me the package." Endeavor growls out at the woman standing before him as her hair shifts to a toxic orange color. She drops the five large boxes upon his desk. "There you go." She tells him turning on her heel. Leaving her boss to deal with whatever bullshit is within those boxes.

U.A. Dorms

"DAMN YOU NEZU!" Is heard from outside.

"What the fuck was that?" Katsuki questions as he hears Izuku's phone beep.

Izuku looks down at his phone to see a message from Nezu. "I may have added on to your first order to Endeavor. I hope you don't mind." Is the massage he read out to everyone within the room.

"It must have been something big. For that flaming trash can to behave like that." Katsuki says as he turns back to the computer to click on Endeavor's All Might themed wedding dress.

"So chicken nugget will be getting a suit?" Mei questions.

"NO." Shoto almost shouts at them.

"No, send him the Endeavor themed wedding dress. They will both make beautiful brides." Shoto tells them with a slight smirk as everyone looks at him with giggles at the thought.

"Rings?" Izuku suggests.

With that said they get to work looking for the right rings for the two that will be getting married.

Next Day

The four gremlins go walking up to All Might. "All Might." Izuku says with a smile upon his face.

"Oh Izuku my boy." He booms as he also notices the three other teenagers. "What can I do for you four?" He questions them as he sees something in the blonde's eyes that leaves him a little unsettle.

"Well you could fill this in for us." Izuku tells the man before him as he holds up an applications to be able to marry people.

All Might takes the forms and reads them over. He looks back up at the kids. "Why do you want me to do this?" He questions as he feels a little worried now.

"Well you see…" Izuku brings to be cut off by Shoto.

"I need you to marry my father and Hawks in a couple of days." Shoto just blurts out.

"Oh….I hadn't known there was something going on between those two." All Might tell the kids.

"Well it is a surprise wedding. For Hawks." Katsuki tells the old Hero before him. "We wanted to do something nice for the number 2 hero." He adds with a grin.

"I believe I could do that." All Might tells them. This is when they hear two more voices coming up to them.

There standing next to them now was Mr. Aizawa and Mr. Yamada. "What is this I hear about a wedding?" Mr. Yamada questions as he looks at the kids.

"We are throwing a surprise wedding for my father's partner." Shoto tells the two Heroes standing before them.

"Well that sounds like fun. Do you have a DJ for the after party yet?" Present Mic asks them.

"No. But would you like to DJ the wedding?" Mei questions him. As she is being calm once in her life.

"I would love to." Present Mic tells them as he grins at them.

Several days later

Shoto is at home sitting talking with his sister when the Amazon delivery person dropped off the packages for his father. "Go there here." He said as he picked up the boxes and moved them to the living room. Where his father will see them.

Hawk's Apartment

"What do I have here?" Hawks questions himself as he takes the boxes given to him.

Cliffy