An introverted man, an insightful five-year-old, and an unexpected interaction. Read/Review!

Ellington Feint. Lemony Snicket. There was clearly something between them, something that could have changed the books if recorded. Here are the scenes that were sorely missed in All the Wrong Questions, books 3 and 4.

ASOUE Quagmire story

I welcome you to St. Ignatius Academy of New York, where Violet Baudelaire and Quigley Qugmire will learn not only about math, science and their families' dirty secrets, but also how to let people in and how to let people go. Here, you will see how they will overcome their fears in each others arms and how beautifully twisted the world is for children.

The Baudelaire children were known for their terrible luck. Adopted by a criminal, torn from family and friends, threats of death and danger, and cold cucumber soup. So what if they had plenty of good luck instead? Join the Baudelaires as they spend the summer with a mysterious relative named Count Olaf and go on all kinds of adventures. Rated T for infrequent swearing.

In an alliteratively named building, two shadowy men discuss the past, present, and future of the schism and the Baudelaires.

Yup, once again, another story where Violet couldn't save herself. M for smut of course

Violet is kidnapped by Count Olaf.

A story of what happened when the Quagmires left in the air balloon with Hector and arrive in VFD.

Drabble. In the spirit of the March for Life, another look at the whole Quagmire birth-identity trope.

A missing moment in The Austere Academy where Klaus admits his feelings for Isadora.

RANDOMNESS READ NOW BEfoER DELETE!

Certain things can describe certain people, & Violet Baudelaire was no exception to this.

"What could that be?" Klaus asked, his head whirring with need for information. "That's the wrong question. The right one would be, why is it heading for us?" said Violet. [Set after Chapter Fourteen]

A small ficlet about the first time Kit saw Dewey's catalogue. I wrote this ages ago, back when I first read the Penultimate Peril.

Things could have gone right but everything could have gone wrong. Set after ATWQ: All Other Nights

Esme Squalor visits Count Olaf for a cup of tea.

Hal seems to have found the Snicket File. Please R&R. While writing I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe and my stomach hurt

A story about an organization of volunteers, a schism, a sugar bowl, an obscure writer, deadly driving lessons, unpleasant lemon scones, hideous bow ties, secret messages and lots, lots of fires. If you are J.F., read every ten words and use the coffee maker to decode. If you aren't J.F., don't read any word at all.

"Just start typing. You've got to write something. Do it for her." In which Lemony Snicket wants to write about three displaces and misfortunate orphans, but the memories of their long dead mother prove to be something of a hurdle.

Lemony Snicket writes a private letter, revealing his own inner demons concerning his failures and cowardice.

I was inspired so I wrote this. Kinda stupid but funny and cute. Quiglet and Ellimony, alternating. May have mentions of other fandoms. All-Nighters, bad teachers, modern characters, the occasional illness, etc. Enjoy, and send me prompts! Rated T just in case.

I had an idea for this sort-of future, sort-of AU All The Wrong Questions fanfic, where the plot is very similar to Paper Towns but it has little ATWQish twists to it, and a Snicketish feel, with the ATWQ characters and world, I guess. Ellimony, mentions of cake and possibly Kellar/Moxie. Rated T just in case.

Lemony Snicket sits at his typewriter and thinks. One-shot set just after the Beatrice Letters.

I'll never leave you again, Violet. But you did, Quigley. Quig and Vi story! (Plz NO Flames!)