Prepare your brains for complete retardatia as the Troupe...act stupid, like they do. Rated T for stuff I'm gonna add later.

Violet sabe que será difícil ser huérfana, sabe que es difícil descubrir y desenmarañar algo que persigue a sus hermanos y a ella, hasta el fin del camino, y aun más allá de este.

For the very first time, Jerome Squalor is given the opportunity to achieve the confidence he has pined for all his life. But will the road ahead be more than he bargained for?

A short little story I came up with at 4am. Shows a glimpse of the memoirs of Lemony Snicket and Beatrice Baudalaire

A bunch of Parody Songs! More to come!

Ever wondered what happened to the Baudelaire oprhans? Did they ever return back to land safely, or did they meet their doom? Where did they go? Who did they meet? Would we ever see them again? Find out here...

The play that was a wedding occurred fifteen years ago, but Violet Baudelaire never made a full recovery. Oneshot.

Just a little poem I wrote about the Great Unknown. R&R.

My new parody. It's not as random as the old one, but is quite a bit more sarcastic, and who doesn't like sarcasm? By the way, Violet is a valley girl, Mr. Poe is a hippie, and Count Olaf has a bizarre insult for Klaus. Now updated with Chapter Eleven!

They mean a lot you know.

Violet and Duncan got to a detention and now they are in the classroom without any others... Short and wrote just by emotions. A little romantic. Oneshot.

Klaus has to ask Isadora something important. If you've read the books, you can figure it out easily. Review? :

A one-shot on what Duncan and Klaus do on a regular night. Thats about it. You can...move along now. Yeah, just...head on down the line, there...

It was a grey day. Almost excessively grey. Everything seemed to have lost it's natural colour and conformed with that of the clouds...But anything can happen on a grey day. Tabs :D

Briefly, she closes her eyes. A world of pain seems to slam into her before she blinks them suddenly open. She takes a deep breath and stares into his eyes.'Do you really love me' Tabs :D

What happened after the Chapter Fourteen? Here what happened! Second chapter out now! R/R Please. If you don't I will... cry.

This is the beginning of the sad tales of the Quagmire triplets. Read if you like but I will warn you one time and one time only this is NOT a happy tale.

Quigley and Violet's scrapbook about Emily, the mysterious girl who appears in their dreams

Our really messed up parody of the Austere Academy...staged as the first book! Read it, you know you want to!

Rated M for, well, HEAVY ADULT MOMENTS!

The Baudelaire children find a new home with the Cullen family.

A brief snapshot of a missing scene. "No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly" -Joseph Brodsky. AU Oneshot.

At first fiona Quigley but will later develop into Violet and Quigley

Geraldine Julienne has found out about VFD! Gasp! Please R and R.

An interview with the Baudelaire Murderers. Please R & R.