"I get positivity angry with the impertinence of it and the everlastingness. Up and down and sideways they crawl, and those absurd, unblinking eyes are everywhere." (Or:) According to most food safety experts, margarine, when exposed to the elements, lasts for roughly one month before going bad.

Craig Tucker was a boy who hated the rain. But how could he possibly hate the rain, if it had brought him the opportunity to meet the sun? How could he love the rain, if it was the reason the sun was currently distraught?

Butters was just going about his day waiting for his gothic boyfriend to return home when an intruder broke in and decided to have his way with him. Shameless smut. MA. MxBxC

Carol McCormick is sick and tired of her poor homelife and dried out body. She seeks back her lost youth and energy, and gains it back. Alongside a couple of new, more "slobbish qualities".

Valentine's Day has arrived in South Park, and Heidi is spending it with Cartman. She has taken the time to buy a gift for her beloved overweight boyfriend. Will the obnoxious obese boy appreciate his surprise? And will he do anything for his girlfriend in return? One-shot.

"Dude, did you see that shooting star last night?" Clyde asks me. "I'm just sure that was some fucking firework." I say in response. He replies stubbornly, "No, no, I'm serious, it definitely was a star!" I roll my eyes. "Clyde, you're such a baby sometimes." I mumble to myself, so inaudible yet he says: "H-Hey, I'm not a baby." I slap him in response. "Shit, ow!" "Hahah-"

Now high school seniors, the South Park kids will have to make decisions regarding what comes next after their final year. Relationships, romance, college choices, and family will clash as the pressure gets to all of them and they try to keep their friends and enemies close.

Kenny returns after four years missing. Stan will never let that happen again. Cartman knows more than he's willing to tell. Meanwhile, Kyle seems to be losing his mind. [Stenny]

Tweek Tweak has been a friendless outcast ever since he moved to South Park. His odd behavior unnerves everybody. But when Craig Tucker is forced to be partners with him, he realizes that there is a lot to like about Tweek. As their friendship grows, Tweek struggles to hide his secret romantic feelings, as well as the dark truths of his life. READ WARNINGS!

The boys are growing up and have hit puberty. It all goes smoothly for Stan and Kyle, who get all of the changes that you would expect. Facial hair, deeper voice, etc. But thanks to Kenny's...Lovecraftian heritage, he goes through quite a few unusual changes, including tentacles. But it's fine. He hides his face anyways, so it's not like anyone's going to find out... right?

When a new girl recently moves into South Park Colorado, she‘s invited to play with the boys and their friends. She soon found herself embarking on numerous quests, as she unintentionally finds and desires something she personally disliked with at first. Note that this fanfic is told in a first person narrative.

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Craig and Stan have mysteriously disappeared. In this story, Craig's mom, Laura Tucker, stands well over 6 feet tall.

"The Life and Lies of That Thing over there, shivering in the corner, shaking the bushes." (Written by someone sick in the head, and maybe the funnybone)

A new kid that has no recollection of his past arrives in South Park with his family in hopes to start a new life. Upon his arrival, he is pulled into a game that he believes is just Dungeons and Dragons, but soon finds out it's not just a game. He will learn that the quiet little mountain town is far from normal with randomness at every turn. (SI/OC)

Exhausted beyond his metaphysical limits, Gregory Tinsley discovers a strange little gem hidden between the frequencies on an old pocket radio. (It's pure fluff. They slow-dance. It's awesome.)

One year after the kidnappings that scarred South Park, Stan and his friends are struggling to recover. Kyle has been a nervous wreck while Stan fights to keep things going. Kenny has been keeping an eye on everything, making sure a certain former friend doesn't get too comfortable. Sequel to You Ruined Everything. Please read and review.

A year after the terrifying kidnappings that swept South Park, Tweek is still scared and paranoid that Jackson is out there and stalking him. Craig and Clyde have barely spoken and the friend group is barely holding together. When sightings of a burnt figure creeping across South Park are whispered, Craig will do anything to keep Tweek safe. Sequel to You Ruined Everything.

AVAILABLE IN ENGLISH. Continuación de El regreso de Mapache y Amigos. Han pasado dos años desde que Kyle, Stan, Kenny y los demás ganaran superpoderes y se convirtieran en vigilantes. Pero la fama atrae a los haters, y lo van a ver por las malas. T por lo propio de South Park. Multi. COMPLETADO.

So it makes me sad that they did nothing with Darth Chef in the end due to Issac Hayes dying, because it could have been great in the superhero lore. I've had that idea in my head for long and I needed to get it out, although this is a very short piece with no deepness whatsoever. Contains references to pedophilia because the character requires it, though nothing explicit. Oneshot.

"Your paperwork said you did not want to keep the baby?" Wendy squared her shoulders, trying to look brave. "Yes that's right." "So your pregnancy test was positive. We'll give you some information from Unplanned Parenthood to set up an appointment." Dr Evans said. Wendy felt her face flush, it was way too hot in this doctor's office all of a sudden. Whumptober 2023

In the aftermath of the apocalypse, the only ones setting South Park back into somewhat normalcy is a group of teens with super powers. But the members of Coon and Friends are turning up dead. It is up to those left alive to figure out who is doing this, what they want from them. Some have already discovered there are far worse things than death. AU based on Fractured But Whole.

Dull buzzing in my head, I was suddenly hyper aware of my heartbeat. Things slowed down as the crowd kept repeating something. LI took a step forward then another, my whole body slow. That sun was burning my arms and face but some other feeling overcame me. A horrible dread as I felt my oxygen cut off, my body slow, my blood thicken. I was at peace. (Whumptober 2023)

Taking place after season 21 something bad is going on in south park. Secrets will be revealed, friendships will be made and an evil force will soon come forth.

Stan stays home for the holidays, and receives a 'special' gift from his boyfriend.