"You're such a weeb-" Issei never got to finish his sentence as something splashed against his face. Not just his face either. His whole head got BLASTED BY A CRIMSON SPHERE OF DESTRUCTION clean off of his shoulder! "Ouch…" he complained, sending a pouting glare towards his lover "Just because I can heal 25% of my body instantly, doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt you know!"
Rias pouted in return. "Then don't call me a weeb…"
"Why not? It's true-" Issei chuckled to himself and nearly took another red ball to the face if he hadn't erected a magic shield to block it.
"Sei!" Rias shouted in fervor as she swung the bat and hit Issei's balls. "Ya!"
Issei groaned in exhaustion. His muscles tensed once last time as he threw the last of the baseballs towards Rias. The baseball, enhanced by magic, broke the sound barrier and flew straight towards Rias.
Rias narrowed her eyes, face schooled into a concentrated look before she swung her bat, sending the ball away with a resounding boom. Issei collapsed onto the ground, heaving in large breaths of air. "Serving as a pitcher for both Rias and Koneko is tiring…" he said, gasping for air.
Both girls ran to him after dropping their bats. "You good Issei?" Rias asked when she reached him.
"Issei-senpai," Koneko pounced onto his lap, making Issei go "Guh!" at the sudden weight.
"Y-Yeah, I'm just exhausted. Throwing baseballs for four hours does it to everyone. Add in the mana I used to enhance the speed and my brain juice is also drained," Issei sat up, Koneko still on his lap. He patted her head as she moved into a more comfortable position on his crossed legs.
"Poor you~"
"Poor you, Issei-senpai."
At the patronizing look the two gave him, Issei just sighed exasperatedly, the tiredness was too much for him to retort at the moment. He will get his revenge though, one way or another…
"What do you want for snacks Koneko-chan?" Issei asked. Said girl is lying snugly in his arms as he carried her, bridal style. The trio had just finished shopping after their baseball match on this fine Saturday morning.
"Sushi," Koneko replied after a while, nodding to herself.
"Sushi it is then," Issei grinned. "That good with you Rias?"
"Yesss…" Rias drawled, seemingly captured by something else. "Hey, Issei-kun."
"Hm?"
"Give me a piggyback ride."
"Eh?!"
"I want you to carry me too!" Rias pouted as she took hold of Issei's shoulder, rocking him back and forth, ignoring the protesting glare of Koneko in his arms.
"Alright, alright. You've made your point," Issei crouched down to let Rias on his back, "Hop on then."
"Yay!" Rias cheered and sat on Issei's shoulders. "Onward! My steed!"
'Wait… ..isn't it supposed to be reversed?' Issei thought as he started walking with Rias giving commands on his back and Koneko snuggling in his arms. 'Am I not supposed to carry the bustier girl while the loli sits on my back? Meh… ..No use thinking about this, I get to have her thighs wrapped around me anyway.'
"Rias, Issei-senpai is thinking about something rude and lewd."
"Koneko-chan! Why?!"
"Issei!" With an indignant shout, Rias crossed her legs closed into a chokehold, smushing Issei's face in between her heavenly soft thighs.
"Please don't choke me with your legs!" Issei paused. "On second thought, carry on!" and so Rias locked her bare, beautiful slender legs around Issei's neck and face as he entered Rias' summer house. Rias kept yelling as if choking his life out, while Issei played along and made gagging sounds. Koneko giggled at their acting, especially at the faces Issei made.
They arrived at the house in this manner. With Issei doing a circus act of carrying Rias, Koneko, the bags, their baseball equipment, and his dignity. Maou bless tentacles!
"Ela-san! Please make us some sushi for lunch!" Issei called out as he entered the dining area where the family maid assigned to Rias, Ela, drew a doujinshi series that Rias requested of her.
He handed her the groceries with a pair of tentacles. "At once, Issei-sama." Rela stood, bowed, kept her things then disappeared into the kitchen adjacent to the dining room.
"Thanks! I will just give these girls a bath before we'll eat," Issei said as he backed out of the kitchen. Making his way across the large hall, he entered the baths, where he set Koneko down. He crouched low so Rias could go down to but…
"Nope!" the princess said playfully as she clung to Issei's head, her seat of power.
"But Ria-sem— sama, you need to take a bath!"
"Then I will take a bath, but I am not letting go of your head!" she said, all four limbs circled around his head.
Issei sighed inwardly. "How would I soap your back then?"
"Tentacles!" Obviously.
Rias was a stubborn woman. She was raised to be stubborn, born into a Devil's household as the second child until her brother left and she was to be raised as an heiress. Once Rias had her sights set on something, she stops at nothing to get it. Whether her actions be of violence or benevolence, she will get what she wants.
And right now, she wanted to stay atop Issei's shoulders even during a bath.
Now, usually, Issei would agree to do something erotic stuff. But…
"The soap will get into my eyes!"
"You're a man, you can handle it." Rias said, in deadpan.
"That's gender inequality!"
"Biology doesn't care."
"Why are we having a debate about this, right now, in the bath?"
"I don't know…" Rias shrugged atop Issei's shoulders before both laughed. They had these silly moments where they try to fight each other, but in the end, they can't muster the will to have negative emotions for one another. And Rias still didn't get off Issei's shoulders!
"Get a room you two," Koneko said as she undressed.
"Eh, we can do it here. You don't mind right, Koneko-chan?" Issei also started undressing himself and Rias with the power of tentacles. Thin tentacles dexterously unbuttoned the blouse that Rias wore and unhooked her skirt, stripping her of her outer garments.
The tentacles reached up to unclasp her bra and tug at her panties, peeling them off of her privates. In record time, a nude Issei entered the bath with an equally naked Rias atop his shoulders followed by Koneko in the same state of dress. Issei made no indication of noticing Rias subtly grinding herself against his neck, and if Koneko noticed, she didn't display any reaction either.
Normally, Koneko would have mercilessly beaten up any male teenager that even dared to peek at her nude body, but due to spending a long time living with Issei after they became devils years ago, it became something of a common occurrence for the two to share baths together. They didn't mind each other's presence due to how long they bonded with each other. The same could be said about Rias. Hence, they had no problems having group baths, with Issei happily servicing both girls in cleaning. Happily servicing.
Rias sighed. "I wish Gasper could join us too."
Issei patted her back with one tentacle as he scrubbed her with the other. "I know you're doing your best, don't worry too much."
"I know but… ..it feels like I could do better."
"Think of it this way, last year, he wouldn't leave his room. This year, he still wouldn't leave his room," Issei laughed and Koneko snorted. "But little by little, my dear princess, he has upgraded from just sending notes to ask for things to actually talking to you, you know."
"I know…" Rias muttered, "I'm just envious of the bond you share with him."
"Same."
Issei chuckled. "It's a boy thing." Videogames.
Rias just shrugged. "Thank you, Issei. Without you, I don't know what I am going to do with Gasper nor Koneko."
"You are most welcome, Milady," Issei slowly poured a dipper of water over Rias to remove the soap suds, closing his eyes to avoid getting it in his sightsee-ers. "Your turn Koneko." Issei turned to the younger girl and started scrubbing her too, with a different sponge of course. "Also, Koneko came out of her shell because of you, right Koneko-chan?"
"Mmhmm." Koneko nodded. "Prez is the best King."
"See? Don't sell yourself short, Milady," Issei smiled, "Because you are rather tall."
Rias laughed softly at the attempt at humor. "We are of the same height."
He just stuck his tongue out, not that Rias could see him though. "Yes, yes. Alright, Koneko-chan, you're done too!"
"You washed Rias longer."
"Yep, 'cuz she's bigger."
"I want to hit you but this is a sweet moment and I'm not going to ruin it."
"You're so sweet Koneko-chan!" Issei said, teasing Koneko.
Koneko pouted but just stood up. "Turn around, it's your turn."
"Okay, okay." Issei, still grinning, turned around and let Koneko wash his back.
Koneko daintily washed his back as the mood turned to a comfortable silence. She poured a few drops of liquid soap onto the sponge that she was using and set upon scrubbing. She scrubbed his back, making sure to rid his back of the dirt and dead skin. Koneko made sure to clean the back a little under his armpits, over the shoulders, and around the shoulder blades since it was there that the dead skin liked accumulating. After soaping his back, she rinsed off the soap with a dipper of water. She used her fingers to check for any dirt that she may have left but found nothing.
Koneko stood up with a hint of a smile, feeling proud of herself for a job well done. "There, all done," she huffed and patted herself mentally on the back. Issei smiled and patted her on the head, rewarding her with a quick peck on her wet forehead for a job well done. Rias leaned over from her perch and ruffled her hair for a well-done job.
"Now, onward my cute servants! To the tub!" Rias commanded so Issei and Koneko followed.
"Careful Issei-senpai, don't slip," Koneko warned.
"Roger, roger."
He slipped.