It was a lazy day for both Koneko and Issei. There was no school today, as it was a Sunday. Rias had a client. Irina and Asia went to the Anglican church in the next city while Xenovia and Griselda went to the Catholic church in Fuyuki, a seaside city an hour away. The Fallen Angels went for some morning shopping, having been researching Irina's case the past days. And Gya-kun still wouldn't leave his room!

That left Issei and Koneko with a ton of time on their hands.

8:00 AM

Issei dexterously carried the plates to the kitchen, a platter and its utensils in each tentacle. Koneko was right behind him, carrying her own small tower of platters in her arms; she didn't have tentacles. Rias had left to do her devil's job and the duo just finished drinking their warm beverage before they did the dishes.

Issei carefully set down the plates down in the sink. Koneko set them down... not as delicately as Issei did. Issei gave Koneko a disapproving look and tilt of lips to which she responded by giving him a small grin. Issei sighed before ruffling her hair to which Koneko purred to.

The two started washing the dishes. Issei would thoroughly first rinse and soap the dishes before handing them to Koneko who would rinse off the soap and place them on the drainer.

Koneko would sometimes splash the water at Issei who would retaliate. Soon, the floor would be flooding due to the water they shot at each other and their clothes drenched.

Both laughed at the mess they made. Once they were done with the washing, they both took a dry towel and dried the plates, spoons, and forks before putting them neatly into the shelf.

They both took a mop and started mopping the floor. It would have taken them just five minutes to dry the floor if they stopped playing. The two did mop fights, using the sticks like l!ghtsabers from St@r W@rs, complete with sound effects. They sang their favorite songs using the mops as mics or guitars. They sang hits like (wii-wii-woo) and TEMPLATE.

Issei and Koneko finally decided to finish mopping up after singing their hearts out.

9:30

Issei and Koneko would find themselves in the pool in the backyard. Since there was no one to see them, both were very naked. A- that was a lie. Sir Bear Rus, the hell Cerberus puppy with three heads, was there to watch as its masters were swimming around.

Issei got out of the pool and Koneko came after him. He made a throwing gesture and Koneko nodded. Issei grinned and Koneko grinned with him. Issei offered his arms to Koneko, a princess carry, to which Koneko took. Issei held the naked Koneko firmly in his arms. He swung her once. He swung her twice-

Koneko screamed in exhilaration as she flew across the pool and landed with a splash. Koneko emerged a few seconds later from under the water with a wide smile on her face. She exited the pool and ran back to Issei. She pointed at him with a cheeky grin.

Issei had a look of confusion as he pointed to himself. Koneko nodded.

Issei resigned himself and lay in Koneko's arms. Koneko swung the naked Issei once. She swung him twice-

Issei yelled as he was thrown by Koneko with the full strength of the Rook piece. He flew across the pool. He flew further from the pool! He landed face first in the cement! -making a human sized hole in the walkway. Three points for Koneko Toujou!

Koneko winced with a wry grin as Issei turned into a slime and emerged from the hole. Koneko waved at him. With his mouth in a grim line, blob of slime-Issei waved back with a small slime limb.

10:00

After the two dried up, they moved to the couch in the living room and turned on the huge screen. Issei pulled out two controllers, one for him and one for Koneko. They booted up a game and the two lounged on the sofa.

At first they were on opposite ends. A few minutes later, Issei moved beside Koneko. A few more minutes later, Koneko was seated on Issei's lap.

Oh, and the two were only dressed in their underwear so they felt each other's hot, damp skin.

Whenever Issei would win, he would ruffle Koneko's hair and cat ears. Koneko would pout petulantly before starting a new game. And whenever Koneko would win, she would look up at Issei and smirk at him as her tail swished annoyingly in his face. Issei would shoo Koneko's tail away and start a new game and the cycle would repeat whenever one or the other won a game.

Koneko snuggled into her position on Issei's lap. Issei moved into a cross legged position so Koneko could curl around his lap like a cat would. Both yawned.

11:30

Rossweisse got out of her room after a long talk with the higher ups of Valhalla. She was ready to help out with the preparation of lunch, it was the least she could do for her hosts. She got out of the elevator and found two people sleeping peacefully on the couch. It was Issei and the cat girl (Koneko was her name?). The way they were dressed was questionable to Rossweisse but this was their house so she had no space to speak.

Rossweisse decided to get a blanket from the storage room. She covered both Koneko and Issei with it.

"Hn?" Issei awoke. "Ah, Rossweisse-san, what time is it?"

Rossweisse checked the wall clock. "It's nearly eleven forty."

"Thank you, I need to cook-"

"I can cook. How much should I cook?" Rossweisse wouldn't want to bother their snuggle time, especially when Koneko looked so cute with drool trickling out of her mouth onto Issei's leg.

Issei yawned. "Just enough for three. I already prepared them earlier so they are there on top of the sink."

"Okay. I'll take care of it. Go back to sleep. You both had a Devil's job last night right?" Rossweisse moved to the large kitchen. "I can handle this."

Issei looked at her for a moment before smiling. "Thank you, Rossweisse-san."

"You don't have to add the 'san.' "

"Rossweisse then," Issei yawned. "I am going to sleep then. Please wake us up for lunch."

Issei fell over to his side and slept, hugging Koneko right beside him. They looked so cute together. Now, if only they wore clothes- Issei kicked off the blanket that Rossweisse put on top of them. Rossweisse sighed before she got off to work.

12:20

Rossweisse stood in front of the couch, in front of the sleeping duo. Koneko was snuggled in Issei's bare arms and chest while Issei had a leg over the small girl. Rossweisse had a cute blush on her face as she debated how to wake them up. They were so cute and lewd!

"Um, Hyoudou-san, it's time for lunch."

Issei opened one eye. "I didn't realize we hired a beautiful maid lately."

Rossweisse's blush grew redder. "I am not a maid!"

"That's a pretty good tsukkomi."

"Hyoudou-san!"

Issei laughed and yawned. "We'll be right there," he shook Koneko awake. "Come on, Koneko-chan, it's time to eat."

Koneko yawned. "Nyaaaaaaaa~" she stretched. Her tail swishing and her cat ears twitching as she rubbed her eyes away of sleep. "Munyaaaa~"

The two walked to the table.

"Aren't the two of you going to wear clothes at least?"

Issei and Koneko looked at each other before looking at Rossweisse. They turned back to looking at each other before looking back at Rossweisse. " "Nyo," " both purred, Issei somehow growing cat ears- oh right. He could grow cat ears.

[Itadakimasu~] the trio said before they dug into their lunch.

"Nyaaaa~"

"Mmmm~"

"Ahnnnn~"

"..Ha?"

The three enjoyed their meal in bliss. Koneko mewling every now and then. "This tastes good. Nya," she said.

"MmmhmmMmm," Issei drank the soup while humming in approval. "Yes it does. Rossweisse is such a good cook. Right Koneko?"

"Nya!"

Rossweisse blushed at the praise. "I-It's nothing."

"We'd like to drink your miso soup everyday!"

"Is that a proposal!?!? You already have two wives!"

"Four actually," Issei corrected.

"NANI?!" Rossweisse exclaimed in Danish.

Koneko tugged on Issei's shirt and pouted. Issei made an apologetic face. "About to become six next year," he added. Koneko smiled, quite pleased.

"Odin's beard!"

Saying stuff like "I'd like to eat your miso soup every morning" and variants of it is like a marriage proposal.