It was a quiet Sunday. That is not to say that the house is not without sound. It is just that the majority of its occupants aren't available, therefore the usual rowdiness has been reduced quite significantly.

Sitting on the couch in the living room were Issei and Koneko, the two enjoying a rare moment when they both can just lay back and be lazy. They had clothes on earlier but something led to another and both now lay naked, clinging to each other's warmth.

Issei yawned, sleepy, but the absolutely adorable visage of Koneko drowsing on his chest kept him awake. Reaching up, his finger laced through the nekomata's soft white locks as his other hand pat its way down her slender back, reaching for the base of her tail.

Grasping it lightly so as to not wake the girl lying on his body up, the brunette began his ministration on the soft appendage, drawing soft purrs from its owner. Issei gently rolled Koneko's tail between his fingers, massaging it from base to its end. He enjoyed the feeling of her smooth tail hair as he added a random light pull in his routine. Koneko mewled unconsciously,

A small pitter-patter around the house alerted Issei of the arrival of one Asia, having just woken up sometime earlier.

"Issei-san, do you know where everyone went?" the blonde asked before yawning, her head tilting to one side from the residue of sleepiness.

"Rias and Akeno-san are out for some business while Irina probably dragged everyone else to explore the city. Do you want me to make you some breakfast, Asia-chan?" Issei turned to the nun standing at the entrance to the living room.

Asia's cheeks briefly flushed upon seeing their state of dress, or undress, both Issei and Koneko are in before regaining her composure. She was rather used to this sight already. Issei with Rias, Issei with Irina, Issei with Koneko… "N-No, it's fine Issei-san. I'll just have some cereal." With that, the girl quickly departed from the living room, leaving a slightly confused chimera and a cat girl still sleeping.

Deciding to leave Asia to her devices, Issei turns his attention back to the petite girl in front of him. And somehow, as if she could sense his thought, Koneko bit the hand that was scratching her head. It was a light playful bite that Issei was already used to and he felt no pain. His other hand languidly stroked away at the girl's back and tail, slowly making her relax and release his hand.

Before long, the white hair girl began sniffing at his chest while still asleep, drawing Issei's attention. Creating tentacles, some of which was about to grab the snacks on the nearby table when he had to stifle a gasp. Koneko was licking his nipples.

The feeling of her rough tongue was enough to rouse Issei Jr., who was already craving for some morning action. As if that wasn't enough excitement, the cat girl began grinding her crotch against his, all whilst sleeping, unaware of her actions.

"Koneko-chan~" Whispering into the girl's cat ear, Issei watched with amusement as the girl shuddered from his tickling warm breath, before waking up.

She woke up in the true fashion of a cat, arching her back and raising her behind, tail shooting straight up as a moan escaped her lips. At the surprisingly erotic sight, Issei took no time before pulling the girl on him into a kiss.

They started out chaste, lightly peppering each other with smooches before it devolved into a steamy makeout session. Using his flexible tongue, Issei deftly roamed around in Koneko's mouth, prodding and swirling around her tongue, sending jolts of pleasure down her spine.

The petite girl mewled into his mouth at the ministrations, and her hands roamed around feeling Issei's body as he did hers. But before they could do anything further, a cough interrupted them, courtesy of a certain blonde devil.

"Seriously Issei-sama, it is 9 A.M. in the morning for Maou's sake. And Koneko, don't you still have some homework left to be done?"

At the chastise, Issei could do little but laugh sheepishly, while Koneko leveled an annoyed glare at the newcomer for disrupting her moment.

"Get lost, yakitori-hime."

And at that, a battle promptly exploded inside the house.

"What did you just say you damn thieving cat?!"

After a few minutes of coaxing and pulling and tentacles. Issei was able to separate the two frenemies. Issei chuckled to himself. These two were the best of friends and yet the worst of enemies. They would fight each other but when left alone they would be pretty docile to one another.

"Ravel, welcome," Issei greeted, now that things were sorted out.

"Thank you Issei-sama."

"Drop the -'sama' with me, please," Issei said with a small sigh.

"This lowly one would rather not. After all, Issei-sama saved this lowly one's life," Ravel said, somehow managing to sound haughty despite referring to herself as "lowly one."

"Then skedaddle, you damn fried chicken, Kuso-yakitori. Verdammt gebraten huhn," Koneko said in multiple languages, scowling at Ravel.

Ravel's face flared red in anger but she quickly calmed herself.

"Do you want to eat?" Issei asked hastily and sent Koneko a disapproving glare to which she responded with a cheeky tongue out.

"Well, yes please!" Ravel said.

"Well what do you like?" Issei led the duo into the dining room. Koneko lingered behind Issei while Ravel shyly stood by the table.

"Uhm," Ravel thought, "I think some cereal would do."

"Cereal, gotcha," Issei pulled the box of cereal that Asia tucked away earlier and set it on the table. His tentacles searched for and brought the carton of milk and a clean bowl. "So, what brings you here?"

"Well, if you must know," Ravel started, pouring the cereals and milk into the bowl. "I finally got permission from my father to live in the human realm!"

"Nice!"

"Not nice," Koneko groaned.

Ravel ignored her though and grinned happily. "I talked it over with Rias-sama and Sona Sitri and they easily gave the 'ok' for me to live here!"

"So that's why she went out with So-chan last week," Issei mused to himself. He patted Ravel's head and grinned along with her. "Glad to have you here."

"Hehehehe," Ravel can only grin in happiness. After all, she was now with the one who she admired the most.

It was now afternoon, and Issei continued to lounge lazily in the living room, now sporting a controller in his hands. After a rather amusing lunch, much of it stemming from Ravel and Koneko glaring at each other whilst he and Asia sat on the sideline, the four convened before the TV for another relaxing session. Of course, Ravel had managed to make the cat girl finish her schoolwork before allowing her to play, much to the latter's chagrin.

Koneko proudly took up Issei's lap while Ravel looked on in jealousy. Asia remained ignorant to the staredown of the other two girls. The four were flipping through the channels, looking for something entertaining to watch, before settling on Family Feud as it just happened to be streaming at that moment.

"We asked 100 married women to name something you would attempt to do to your husband when he's fast asleep." Steve Harvey said, and as one of the contestants gave their answer, so did the four watchers in front of the TV.

"Hit him," the contestant said.

"Kiss him," Asia said, with a not-so-subtle blush on her face.

"Cuddle," Koneko said, leaning into Issei at the same time.

"S-Sleep with him!" Ravel nearly shouted, before ducking her head down in embarrassment.

Issei chuckled at their answers. On an unrelated note, it turned out that shaving/cutting hair was the top answer. 'Human women are weird', the four thought collectively.

"We're home!"

"Rias-sama, welcome home."

"Oh, Ravel, you arrived earlier than I expected. We were just buying stuff for the party. Also, you can just drop the '-sama' with me."

Ravel looked at the people with Rias. "WHY ARE THERE CROWS HERE? EXORCISTS TOO? AND A NUN?"

It took some time before Ravel was able to calm down.


A special chapter, written by XXAlter and edited by me.

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