"Yeah, you like that?" Drew grinned as he grabbed Frozen Rock, "You better call your mama, cuz I'm about to send you home!" Drew lifted Rock above his knee, ready to perform a backbreaker, "Now take this you J-J-J-J-J-JABRONI!" Drew slammed rock onto his knee and threw the defeated wrestler out of the ring, causing Rock to tap out and limp away.

"That's what you get for trying to pull a sneak attack over Drew 'The Stone'!" Drew pumped his fist into the air, "You get a beatdown so bad it'll leave you with back spasms for the rest of your sorry life!" Drew picked up the microphone, which he had dropped when he was attacked by Frozen Rock.

"I was gonna build some tension for your viewers to find out who our contestants are, but Frozen Rock's shown that if he's good at anything, it's getting his far superior rival hyped enough to indulge his loyal audience!" The crowd cheered in response as the T.V.s above the ring switched to a black screen. The words 'Total Drama Sakamannano Island' slowly inched closer to the screen before having twenty silhouettes of differing colors pass by. The colors were as follows: Aqua, Brown, Dark Red, Magenta, Bright Yellow, Silver, Canary, Red, Mint, Purple, Gold, Navy Blue, Blue, Green, Black, Dark Gray, Dark Green, White, Lime, Dark Purple.

The silhouettes all passed by the screen until the Aqua one stayed while the others left. The name 'Beatrice Kilmer' appeared on screen, revealing the identity of the first contestant. "And here we have contestant number one!" Drew announced to the audience, "Now, what water-themed show would be complete without a mermaid... or in this case, a mermaid fan? Well, we got the biggest Mermaid nut we could find, give it up for Beatrice!" Drew fist-pumped as the screen switched to brown, revealing the name 'Wyatt Reins' on screen.

"Another nature-themed competitor we'll be having on this show! Except I think this one takes it to the next level, after all, he's bringing a bear with him!" The crowd went wild after hearing that a competitor would be bringing a bear with them, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... Wyatt!"

The screen now switched to Dark Red, with the name 'Rebecca Jones'. "Now chances are you've already heard of the Bloody Prom Queens, a band which our contestant Becky is a member of, along with her sister and... the daughter of a criminal? Wait what?" Drew looked over at a producer who shrugged, "Anyways, Becky's gonna show how she earned her place as the main guitarist, so get ready to watch that when this show premieres."

When the magenta silhouette was displayed, it showed the name 'Kodiawyn Pierzina' "Looking to prove that nerds can do more than play Dungeons & Dragons and doing bullies' homework... Kodi Pierzina!" he announced to a pop from the school nerd demographic.

The screen was now bright yellow as it displayed the name 'May Summers', "You better not sleep on this genius, or you'll only win this contest in your dreams... May Summers!"

The silver silhouette had the name 'Brandon McCallister', "This is a competitor that looks to grease up the competition, and can change the oil in your car in the blink of an eye... Brandon McCallister!"

The name 'Elizabeth Mikeston' was displayed on the canary silhouette, "Elizabeth Mikeston looks to scare away the competition like a murder of corn stealing crows!"

Next, the screen was red on one side and Navy Blue on the other, with the names 'Will Parker' on the red side and 'Alex Parker' on the other side, "These two are polar opposites, one's cheery and the other is dreary... Will and Alex Parker!"

'Paige White' was then displayed as the screen turned mint green, "With the sneakiness of a spy and the precision of a trained snipe... Paige White!"

"Up next, we have someone who is more money-hungry than a crustaceous restaurant owner... we have... Wane... just Wane." Stone said as the screen displayed it on a purple silhouette, with the name 'Wane' accompanying it.

The screen then turned gold as the name 'Sasha Anne Conroy', "She's got drop-dead gorgeous looks and is getting her degree in psych, a dangerous combination. We have Sasha!"

Next was a blue screen with the name 'Vanessa Jordan', "Just as famous as the shoe-brand, we've got our second influencer of the season... Vanessa!"

On a green screen was the name 'Timothy Francis Hale', "This kid cannot keep a secret, and I hope he doesn't find my diary... its Timothy Hale!"

A black screen then had the name 'Persephone D'Armours', "Everyone bow down to her majesty... Princess Persephone!"

A dark grey screen then displayed 'Klaas Driessen', "Man, this guy has been called Klase so much it's really getting old, isn't it? Give it up for our gambler, Klaas!" [1]

Next, a dark green screen showed the name 'Melissa Arroyo'. "Who says nerds can't be athletes? Please welcome, Melissa Arroyo!"

A white screen then showed the name, 'King Prince'. "Oh.. this guy... pssh.. he's not like cooler than Drew or anything... and totally doesn't have a more successful life than him... anyways, here's King!"

The screen was now lime with the name 'Flora Saphoreilla'. "In a game of backstabbing and betrayal, Flora looks to prove that you can win without resorting to conflict."

And finally, a dark purple silhouette showed the name 'Kaito Kiyora'. "The lone astronaut in a family of entertainers... our final contestant... Kaito!"

The crowd began to cheer Drew's name after he announced all of the contestants.

"Of course, I'm gonna need some people to keep things in check, so I've hired some extra help with... Buck Bailey! Mitchell Myers! Carlton Revas! And last but not least... Billy Marekenson. But in addition to those interns... I'll be having two co-hosts join me on the island... who are they, you ask? You'll have to watch the show to find out!"

The crowd roared with excitement as Drew prepared to leave the stage, "But give it for me one more time... CAN YOU SMELLLALALLALALALA WHAT THE STONE! IS! BREWING!

FreshmEn: And that's the cast reveal, I don't really have much to say here except for that I'm hyped to get this story out to you guys!

Zoryan El Muerto: I'm just here for the food!

BigBadBrad: *No author's note this time*

Hosts:

Male:

1. Drew "The Stone" Jones - The Wrestling Champ (Mr. Ruff)

2. ?

Female:

1. ?

Contestants:

Male:

1. Wyatt Reins - The Animal Caretaker (Nobody245)

2. Kodiawyn "Kodi" Pierzina - The Fantasy Dork (MorbidGinger)

3. Brandon McCallister - The PErfectionist Mechanic (Thunderstrike16)

4. Will Parker - The Happy go Lucky Influencer (GirlPower54)

5. Wane - The Natural Disaster (GrapeEscape)

6. Alex Parker - The Pessimistic Klutz (GirlPower54)

7. Timothy Francis Hale - The Tattletale (DaringDF1827)

8. Klaas Driessen - The Gambler (Alexneushoorn)

9. King Prince - The Embodiment of Perfection (BadLuckAE)

10. Kaito Kiyora - The Passionate Astrophile (Epifanio Therion)

Female:

1. Beatrice Kilmer - The Mermaid Fanatic

(Alexneushoorn)

2. Rebecca "Hellblood" Jones "Becky" - The Hellborn Singer (MusicalTotalDramaNerd) 3. May Summers - The Daydreaming Genius (Kadachi935)

4. Elizabeth Mikeston - The Scarecrow (BaseballCapClyde)

5. Paige White - The Stealthy Archer (ObsidianChampion)

6. Sasha Anne Conroy - The Temptress (DaringDF1827)

7. Vanessa Jordan - The Authentic Influencer (Mr. Ruff)

8. Persephone D'Armours - The Princess (lordgemini)

9. Melissa Arroyo - The Athletic Nerd (Thunderstrike16)

10. Flora Saphoreilla - The Pacifist (Tempokeep)

Interns:

Male:

1. Buck Bailey - The Southern MacGyver (PhoenixWriter GPH)

2. Mitchell Myers - The Modern Day Stephen King (Zoryan El Muerto)

3. Carlton Revas - The Theatre Kid (Jessthedork)

4. Billy Marekenson - The Outdoor Enthusiast (TheManOfVeronn)

References:

[1] A running joke in the discord server about Klaas being called Klase.