Pre-challenge and Post-Challenge written by FreshmEn

Challenge written by Zoryan El Muerto

The camera opened up with a shot of a beautiful island before shooting down to reveal Drew Jones along with one of his two co-hosts. Drew was now wearing a light blue and dark blue jacket that was zipped open, blue jeans with a skull belt buckle, and brown dress shoes. His black hair was set to a more casual uncombed style and his brown eyes were filled with excitement. "Welcome wrestling fans and viewers, to Total Drama Smackdown!" [1]

"That's not what it's called." His co-host rolled her eyes. The co-host, named Pamela Monroe, was really a pretty standard red and white lifeguard outfit, consisting of a red vest over a dark red t-shirt with a white cross on it, red and white shorts, and brown sandals. She had an average set of blue eyes and blond hair that was combed to her right. "It's Sakamannano, not Smackdown."

"Same thing, no difference." Drew responded before looking back at the camera, "We have twenty contestants coming in from a good friend and co-host Captain Hack's boat. When they get here, they're gonna have to deal with…" Drew clapped his hands as the camera did a transition to the island during a storm, "Storms!" Another transition revealed to giant mountains… or volcanos!? "Two volcanoes! One that still works while the other dried up or something a couple years back." The camera transitioned back to Drew who was now performing a Stone Abyss on a black bear, "And of course, the dangerous wildlife here on the island!"

"Where did you even get a bear?" Pamela raised an eyebrow, "Those aren't native to Hawaii."

Drew clapped his hands while throwing away the defeated bear, "I had the producers throw in a couple of exceptions." Drew laughed, "How will our contestants fare against this type of torment? You'll have to find out with your host-"

"Producers said Kahunas, Drew, not hosts." Pamela pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Oh don't be a jabroni, Pamela!" Drew crossed his arms, "Ahem, anyway, you'll have to find out with your KAHUNAS!" Drew looked at Pamela, "...As we slowly go through the greatest reality show ever that is… TOTAL DRAMA SAKAMANNANO ISLAND! YEAH!" Drew fist pumped.

(Intro Start)

Multiple cameras popped out from surfboards, tiki torches, statues of Drew, and other objects on the island. The camera then flew past Drew, Pamela, and Hack, with the former two arguing about something and the latter drinking from a barrel of rum.

"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The Camera went up the dead volcano, revealing Kaito setting up some of his stargazing equipment, and Vanessa helping him out.

"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera jumped down into the volcano, where Timothy was listening in on Kaito and Van's conversation with a radio. In addition to Timothy being there, Wane was checking the cages of shame for any lost coins or valuables.

"I wanna be famous." Wane dusted off one of the cages, revealing that Alex somehow got trapped inside. Wane tipped the cage over and kicked Alex out, before hopping inside of it to search for valuables.

"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made a cut to inside the mess hall, where Kodi was teaching Will how to play Chambers and Beasts at a table, with Will shaking his head and pretending to understand how to play the game.

"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved outside where Melissa and Beatrice were chatting together.

"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." To the left of Melissa and Beatrice, May was walking until Paige jumped out of the bushes, scaring the daydreamer.

"I'll get there one day." The camera moved towards the nearby Hilahala hut, where Wyatt and Flora were both petting Spirit's belly.

"Cause I wanna be famous." On the other side of the area where the Haaheo mansion was, Klaas and King were playing a match of poker, with almost all of the chips being on King's side.

"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving away from the hut and the mansion, Persephone and Sasha could be seen arguing about something.

"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the beach of the island, where an oil-covered Brandon could be seen fixing up an old boat. Behind him, Elizabeth was pretending to be a scarecrow.

"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, the camera moved over to Becky, who was writing down song lyrics in a notepad. Becky turned around and noticed the camera, elbowing it to the ground for privacy. The shot was then cut to Buck, Mitch, Carlton, and Billy, who all set the camera down for the final shot, as they got the camera in position they ran behind Drew, causing the camera to flash and take a photo of all of everyone previously seen. The screen moved back to show the photo on a postcard that read 'Aloha from Hawaii!" with whistling accompanying it.

(Intro End)

The camera opened up with a bird's eyeshot of a very worn down pirate ship, complete with the sails having a picture of a skull drinking beer on it. The camera flew down to reveal all of the contestants were sitting on the boat and it started by going over to a 6'1" averagely built girl who was lying down on a bench on the back of the ship. She had red tanned skin, with a reddish-brown double French braid haircut. She wore red contacts in her eyes and for an outfit, she wore a brown scarecrow hat, a red and black patterned flannel shirt under a pair of blue jean overalls, and yellow-brown boots. Interestingly enough, this girl had hay sticking out of multiple parts of her outfit, making her look like a scarecrow. Her name is Elizabeth Mikeston.

"Well," Elizabeth happily said to herself as she twiddled her thumbs, "This is so exciting! This might finally be my big chance to stop being the scarecrow for ma and pa." Elizabeth got up and stretched, "I wonder what everyone else here is like? Hopefully, they're all characters like me!" Elizabeth giggled.

"I wouldn't count on that." A voice came from the left of Elizabeth, the camera turned to see that that voice had come from Klaas Driessen, a 6'4" muscular Caucasian man who had brown hair with a cowlick hairstyle and green eyes. His outfit was pretty simple, only consisting of a light purple polo shirt, ash gray jeans, and black and white sneakers. "I don't think too many people here stand out. Obviously, I don't consider myself to be too out of the ordinary." Klaas chuckled as he held his hand out, "Klaas."

"Elizabeth, nice to meet ya." Elizabeth shook Klaas' hand.

"I could say the same to you." Klaas took his hand back, "I'm gonna go look around the ship now, but it was nice meeting ya." Klaas waved goodbye to Elizabeth.

"Oh, bye-bye." Elizabeth waved goodbye as well, "He was nice." She said to herself as she resumed lying down.

Klaas grinned as he walked away, "That was way too easy." He thought to himself.

"Sooo…." A boy named Alex Parker said to his twin brother Will Parker as he looked over the railing of the boat. Alex was a 5'8" skinny pale boy who had curly brown hair with black dyed tips and brown eyes. He was wearing a blue dress shirt, tan jeans, and black dress shoes. He also had a few bruises on his face, but they seemed to be pretty minor. Will, on the other hand, was 5'9" with pale skin and had a darker shade of brown hair and brown eyes. His outfit consisted of a light red button-up shirt, dark gray cargo pants, and black sneakers. "Where did you get that mask again?" Alex pointed at a while smiley face mask that Will was holding.

"Oh yeah!" Will held the mask up, "A fan sent this to me in the mail! He said it really fit me or something!" Will chuckled, before someone bumped into him, causing him to drop the mask he was holding into the waters below. "Oh no!" Will sadly let out, "That was such a cool gift from that fan!"

The person who had bumped into Will was a 5'9" slightly tanned individual with short and curly brown hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a purple trucker hat, a yellow full-body jumpsuit that went down to his feet, and no shoes. He was for some reason holding a metal detector as he scanned the floor of the ship, "Oops." He sarcastically let out as he walked away from the twins, this man was named Wane... yes just Wane, nothing else.

"Oh, it's ok!" Will cheerfully said as Wane tuned him out and gave a few 'uh huh's in response.

"I mean, you could at least apologize about it." Alex bluntly mumbled.

Wane stopped and tapped his chin while thinking for a bit, before letting out an obnoxious, "Nah." Wane then put on a pair of noise-canceling headphones to block out the two, "Now stop disturbing me, capiche?" Wane asked in a very bad Italian accent.

"Eh, it's fine!" Will smiled before slapping Alex on the back, "I'm sure we can both make it to the finale together!"

"Not really a chance for me." Alex sighed, "Some of the people here look way better at this than I am."

"With that attitude they are!" Will held his arm out, "You gotta cheer yourself up a bit bro!" He encouraged his twin as we move to a different part of the boat.

"Alright!" Kodiawyn Pierzina happily chirped as he held out a plate of cookies, which were cut out to look like fantasy characters. "I hope some of these guys really like these! Mom spent so long making them!" Kodi was a pretty average height individual, standing in at 5'7" and having a slim body and pale skin. Kodi had a very colorful look to him, as he had Lavender shoulder-length hair that had bangs hanging a bit over his right eye. Both of his eyes were magenta and brimming the same amount of innocence a puppy would have. His outfit consisted of a long gray shirt underneath a long magenta hoodie, khaki pants, and brown boots. He also had a small gap between his two front teeth.

"Oh!" Kodi noticed someone sitting off to the side underneath the sail as to not be sunburned, "That guy looks like he might want a cookie!" Kodi smiled before walking up to the man who was sitting… on a throne? "Huh? I wonder why he's sitting in that… OH! Maybe he likes fantasy like I do!" Kodi ran over to the man.

The person in question was a 6'2" perfectly muscular and chiseled near pale Caucasian man. He had blonde hair that was combed and blue eyes that expressed nothing but pure disinterest. He was wearing a very fancy outfit, consisting of a white tuxedo, black undershirt, black tie, and black shoes. This man was the one and only King Prince.

"Heyo!" Kodi got in front of King and waved at him, "You seemed pretty lonely, so I thought I'd give you a cookie! I-I didn't make them though, my mom did. Heh, I'm not really good at baking." Kodi jumped up, "O-oh! Sorry, I tend to ramble on every now and then. You know, getting distracted at all the minor things and stuff like that. Um…. here you go!" Kodi handed King a cookie that was shaped like a dragon.

King took the dragon cookie and without even a second of thought, crushed it in his hand. "Hey… W-Why'd you do that!?" Kodi sadly said.

King then got up and towered over Kodi, only letting out a quiet but very intimidating, "Get out of my face you worthless piece of trash."

Kodi shook and held the tray of cookies near him, "O-ok!" Kodi jumped up and ran away from King, who returned to sitting on his throne. "This competition is gonna be a waste of my time." King rolled his eyes, "I was at least hoping to see someone who could give me a small challenge…" King scoffed, "Heh, who could give perfection a challenge anyway?"

"How am I gonna explain this to everyone else?" A 6'2" Light tan-skinned and pretty well-built man with hazel eyes and messy brown hair said to himself as he paced around in the bathroom of the pirate ship. The man, named Wyatt Reins, wore an outfit that appeared to be a park ranger uniform, consisting of a brown button-up shirt, khaki shorts, long green socks, brown work boots, and a light brown ranger cap. "Spirit, you were supposed to stay back home!" Wyatt sighed.

The person that Wyatt was talking to turned out to not be a person at all, but rather a black bear cub named Spirit. Spirit licked his paws as Wyatt tried to stay calm about his situation. "I know you wanted to come with me and all, but you can't!" Spirit growled in response to Wyatt. Wyatt sighed again, "Look if they find out I brought a bear with me, even if it wasn't intentional, onto the show, they might kick us off!"

Spirit growled louder, "Oh come on, we both know the park can't afford us getting kicked off now! Maybe you can just… stay out of sight from everyone else?" Wyatt sat down on the floor, "We really need the money and can't risk it." Spirit responded to Wyatt's request by licking his face and causing him to give a slight smile, "Aw, I can't stay upset at you."

The camera cut to the mast of the boat, where Kaito Kiyora was sitting in the crow's nest at the top. Kaito, who was a 5'9" slim pale Caucasian man with purple eye contacts, black bags under his eyes, and messy black hair with white dots scattered about it, wore a long purple cardigan with a dark blue long-sleeved shirt with black star patterns underneath it, black denim jeans, galaxy-themed sneakers and scarf, purple headphones around his neck, and a dark purple lab coat wrapped around his waist. He also had a glove next to him, which he seemed to have to cover up his burnt right hand.

Kaito held a small notepad in his hands as he wrote things down in it. "I don't truly understand why… but I already want to leave." Kaito kicked the wall of the crow's nest, "Maybe it's the smell of booze the captain of this ship gives off or the fact that this place feels like it could fall apart at any given moment." Kaito ripped a page out of the notebook and crumpled it up into a ball, "Regardless of any of that, I'm already getting tired of this heated climate." Kaito tossed the ball away, "Maybe I'll get lucky and become the first person out…"

Sasha Anne Conroy leaned against the railing of the boat, "Now if the research I've done about this show is correct, then I'll finally get the chance to see what Hawaii is like. That's quite exciting to think about." Sasha wore a purple button-up shirt with a cherry blossom print over the left side of her chest, tan pants with a black belt, and purple shoes. She was a bit tall, standing in at 6'0" even, had regular Caucasian skin, and had blue eyes and long somewhat-curly blonde hair. "It's always nice get away fr-"

"Heyo! You like watching the waves too? That's neat!" 5'11" sandy Caucasian slim woman said to Sasha as she moved next to her. This woman was named Beatrice Kilmer, and she had pink hair styled in a bob cut and pale blue eyes. Beatrice wore a pink sleeveless shoulder top, blue denim cargo shorts, pink ear bells, a pink necklace, pink bracelets, and white socks that poked out of her pink sneakers. She also had a spring blue water dragon tattoo on her upper right arm.

"Huh?" Sasha snapped out of her thoughts and turned to face Beatrice, "Oh, no not particularly. I just got caught up in my thoughts."

"Oh, well, sorry for interrupting you. You just had this look on your face like you were studying the waves and all." Beatrice chuckled before sending out a hand, "Name's Beatrice by the way."

Sasha shook Beatrice's hand, "Sasha, and there's no need to apologize over something so small." Sasha smiled, "Ok, so Beatrice apologizes easily, so she definitely isn't a confrontational person… She's also pretty friendly towards people she doesn't know, so there's most likely no need to keep that many mental notes on her… but… I shall see if that's true."

"Eugh." A 5'7" slim beige-skinned girl thought to herself as she stayed under the shadow of the ship's sail. "This boat definitely belongs to a commoner… a really awful one at that." The girl gagged. She had light green eyes, a mole next to her mouth, and raven-black twin-drilled hair. She wore a black full-body one-piece, beige pants, dark purple amethyst earrings, and a black bandana over her head. "This competition better be worth it." The girl rolled her eyes. Her name was Persephone D'Amours.

A 5'9" slim built girl holding a chair walked up to Persephone and handed the chair to her, "I noticed that you were standing here to avoid the sun. I figured that isn't all the comfortable, so I got you a chair to make it a bit easier, even if the chairs here are far from perfect. Heh heh." The girl, named Flora Saphoreilla, had brown shoulder-length hair that was wavy and had a lily flower in it. She had the happiest light blue eyes a person could ever see as she gave a big smile to Persephone. She wore a green sweater, white leggings, and white sneakers.

Persephone grinned as she took the chair from Flora, "Looks like the peasants here already know to serve me." Persephone sat down in her chair, completely ignoring Flora.

"I can see you're not too ready to make new friends right now, so I won't waste your time!" Flora waved goodbye to Persephone, "But feel free to chat with me at any given moment! My name's Flora and it'll be nice to get to know you more!" Flora walked away from Persephone.

"Hmm." Persephone rolled her eyes, "She'd be lucky for me to remember her name."

"This place is one hell of a looker, wouldn't you say so?" Vanessa Jordan jokingly nudged Brandon McCallister with her elbow. Vanessa was a 5'5" slim chestnut-brown toned girl with hazel eyes and black dreadlock-styled hair that went down to her shoulder. She wore a navy blue basketball jersey with the number '23' written on the front and the back of it along with the words 'Like Mike' written on the front and back of it, a black long sleeve Nike shirt underneath the jersey with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, ripped blue jeans, a septum nose ring, the number 23 tattooed on her wrist, a blue bandanna wrapped around her head, and black and white Jordan sneakers.

"Yeah, hopefully, the island we're going to is a lot better than this… 'boat'." Brandon let out a slight laugh. Brandon, on the other hand, was a 5'8" muscular black boy with green eyes with black short hair, with blonde tips at the end and the sides buzzed. Brandon wore an outfit that showed off his profession, as it was a white shirt with oil stains on it, an open brown jacket, faded and ripped light blue jeans, a backward L.A. dodgers cap, and a faded pair of brown work boots. He also had some light scars across his body.

"Hey, it could definitely be worse. I mean, this boat could be falling apart or something, heh heh." Vanessa put her arms behind her head. "I'm just glad I can go somewhere I've never been before."

"Yeah me too," Brandon sighed, "I guess this really rickety boat is making me nervous or something."

"Maybe, but I'm sure when we all make it to the island, there's gonna be one hell of a challenge waiting for us." Van optimistically replied.

"Man, this view is amazing!" A 5'6" skinny but still muscled tan-skinned girl said to herself as she stood at the overlooking deck of the ship. This girl's name was Melissa Arroyo, and she had long brown hair in a ponytail and regular blue eyes. She wore a pretty simple outfit, only consisting of a San Diego state hoodie, ripped blue jeans, a diamond nose ring, plain earrings, and black sneakers. She also had a birthmark under her right eye and scars on her legs that were covered by her pants.

"I really hope we're almost at that island already! It's been so long since I've been to a Hawaiian island." Melissa smiled as she heard something rustling behind her. Melissa turned around to see that a bush was behind her now… for some reason. "That wasn't there before." Melissa thought to herself as she approached the bush, "Must be a prankster or something." Melissa grabbed the bush and pulled it away, but there was nobody underneath it, "Huh? Oh well, just a very weird prank I gu-"

"Boo!" A 5'7" pale and averagely built girl scared Melissa right as she turned around.

"Holy crap!" Melissa fell to the floor.

"Heh, sorry about that! I just thought I'd get to know some of my future friends… or foes, haha!" The girl gave a slight grin. The girl in question was named Paige White and she had blue eyes and auburn-colored hair that was tied into a ponytail by a blue ribbon. Paige wore a mint green sweater, blue jeans, mint green tennis shoes, and earrings that were in the shape of snowflakes. "You ok?"

"Yeah, you just scared me a bit." Melissa got up and dusted herself off. Melissa looked up, but Paige was nowhere to be found, "Hey, where did you go?"

"Over here of course!" Paige tapped Melissa on the back of her shoulder, scaring the nerd once again. Who looked between where she just was, "How did you-"

"If I told you, I'd have to kill you." her words made Melissa tense up, "Just kidding!" she waved off before holding out her hand, "Name's Paige."

"M..Mel... Melissa." she shook as she returned the handshake, she swore if she got jumpscared like that again she'd have a heart attack.

"From the depths of… no that sounds stupid!" A woman thought to herself as she tore a page out of a notebook she was writing in and tossed it into the ocean. The woman was a very skinny 5'0" tan girl with black scruffy hair with two ponytails at the bottom of her hairdo that faded to red. She had a very angry set of red eyes, that grew more and more frustrated as she threw away balls of paper. She wore a white jacket with black chains patterned all over it, a red t-shirt with a rip at the stomach, black skinny jeans, and red platform boots. This woman was named Rebecca Jones but preferred to go by the first name of Becky.

Becky set the notebook down as she let out a huge sigh of annoyance, "I know you're there already; can you go away?" She let out through her teeth.

"Really? I gotta get better hiding spots!" A voice came out from behind a door that was opposite to where Becky was sitting. A 5'8" skinny boy hopped out from the door, revealing that voice had come from Timothy Hale. Timothy had tan skin, along with black eyes and slicked black hair. Timothy wore a blue Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, sunglasses, and sandals. "So um… now that you revealed that you could see me… can you move your notebook to the left a little bit, please? I wasn't able to get any photos of it on my camera."

Becky let out another annoyed sigh, before walking over to Timothy and kicking him straight in the crotch, "Go…. away…"

Timothy winced in pain before falling to the ground, "N…Noted!" the poor boy stuttered as his voice cracked from the pain before crawling away.

After an hour of traveling on the water, the ship had finally made it to the Hawaiian Island, which was a sight to be sure. The island had two massive volcanoes, lush forests covering it, golden statues of Drew "The Stone" Jones, a large beach with the dock where the ship had stopped attached to it, a bonfire that was next to the beach, a mansion that could be seen off in the distance, and so much more.

The captain of the pirate ship whistled out to everyone on the ship, "Ahoy maties, take off yer sea legs and attach yer land legs! We've reached our X, arg arg arg!" The captain laughed. The captain, named Captain Hack, wore a black vest over a white long-sleeved shirt, brown baggy pants with a red bandana wrapped around his waist, a blue bandana around his head, a black eye patch over his left eye, and brown and black boots that his pants were tucked into. He had long brown hair and a simple brown mustache along with a beard that had beads in it. He also was missing his left hand and had a hook in its place. Also on his left side was a small sword in a holster.

"Woah my!" Kodi's eyes glistened with excitement, "This place is pretty!"

"It really is… but I'm really worried about Spirit being on the boat… I just hope she can stay hidden." Wyatt thought to himself.

"Hmm," Persephone looked around the island, "Too pretty for reality t.v. show standards… they must really be going all out with this one."

"Hey, Lassie!" Captain Hack's voice yelled from his ship, as he tossed a 4'9" girl off of it and next to the rest of the contestants. "No straggling allowed!"

The girl rubbed her eyes as she got up, "How long has it been? I swear we just left." The girl got up and dusted herself off. Obviously, this was May Summers. She had a skinny build to her and pale white skin, along with messy blonde hair and dull blue eyes. May wore a blue sweater, light green trousers, purple headphones around her neck, and blue sneakers. "I really gotta up my game." May dully said to herself, ignoring the contestants around her.

"So… where's the host?" Elizabeth asked while looking around for Drew.

"Malihinis!" A voice rang out from far away, "Welcome to Total Drama Sakamannano Island!" Drew jumped off of one of his statues, landing safely on a mattress that was placed there, "I'm your Kahuna Drew 'The Stone' Jones! The best wrestler of all time! Next to me is my co-host, though I wish she wasn't" Drew quickly coughed out, "Pamela, and you've already met the other co-host, Captain Hack, the best pirate in the world!" Drew grinned, "Now let's get you introduced to Sakamannano Island!" Drew clapped his hands, "You know what the first thing to expect from Sakamannano Island is?"

Melissa raised her hand, "To face tough challenges?"

"Close but no cigar." Drew shook his head, "The first thing to expect is to expect the unexpected!" Drew stomped his foot, "Like that we're having a challenge right now!" Drew revealed to the contestants, causing some of them to gasp in response, "We're gonna play a good old-fashioned game of hide and seek, just like when all of you were little kids, haha!" Drew stretched his arms back, "After we've done that, I'll tell you all about the rules of the show and where you can find everything and all that other boring mumbo jumbo."

"Wait, isn't it a little early to do a challenge?" Beatrice asked.

"Yeah, Drew, don't mean to question you and all that man, but we just got here." Vanessa raised an eyebrow.

"It's only too early if you're a weakling! Now let me explain how this challenge works! You will get five minutes to hide, after those five minutes are up you will have to avoid being found, the last two people to be found will be the winners of the challenge. It's a pretty simple thing, did you get it all?" Drew grinned.

"So you're gonna be hunting all of us?" Timothy winced.

"Me? Pfft, no! We have interns for that!" Drew pointed over to his side, revealing all four of the interns.

"Howdy do!" waved the first intern, who was wearing a red flannel shirt over a white tee, skinny jeans that had a couple of tears held up by a brown leather belt, and some brown worn-out boots. With dirty blonde hair styled in a mullet, and sky-blue eyes. His outfit had some notable oil stains but had a friendly smile on his face, "Name's Buck, Buck Bailey at your service." in addition to his regular clothes he had a lanyard with a laminated red card with a couple of oil droplets that read 'Intern'

The second intern scouted out the cast, he had short black hair that had a single red streak that was on the left side, emerald eyes that had more color than his entire outfit, which was a black shirt with the signature hockey mask of a certain camp killer. Along with black sweatpants that had two red lines going down the side of each leg, his lanyard had a black card with white writing to match his fellow intern, only instead of oil its blood spots. He was extremely pale and didn't seem like he had much muscle, at least compared to the other more well-built people on this show. In his hand was a book and a pen which he tapped against his chin, "I see about four of you surviving if this was a slasher." he wrote his findings down, "Mitchell Myers, author of the Complete Drama saga. Please don't kill me in my sleep."

The third intern wore a red shirt with a pine tree on the front, blue jeans, and black shoes. Lightly tanned skin with a pretty average build, his lanyard had a green card "Billy Marekenson, pleasure to meet you all." he gave a salute to the contestants.

The final intern was a fairly skinny kid with light brown skin, ashy red afro with ocean blue eyes. His outfit consisted of a black hoodie with the left sleeve blue and the right sleeve red. He also wore white sweatpants that had two pink lines going down his left leg, and two light blue lines going down his right, even his shoes were mismatched as his left was white and the right was black. In addition, he wore a grey scarf and purple headband. One would say he was a tad overdressed for Hawaii; his lanyard had a pink card. "Salutations fine contestants, my name is Carlton Revas. And I shall be working on this reality show for its duration." he greeted like he was on stage. "I totally nailed that intro." he squealed to himself.

"Alright, now that you guys have met the interns that will be seeking you guys out. Let's begin this challenge... now!" he rang a bell that he had in his hand, and with that, all the kids ran off to various parts of the island. "Next time I ring this bell, prepare to be hunted!"

Pamela looked at Drew confused, "Where did you get that bell?"

Some of the islanders found hiding spots pretty easy, with Beatrice who was swimming up underneath the dock where Captain Hack parked his boat, she pulled out a snorkel before submerging herself. On the boat we saw Hack had just passed out at the captain's wheel, bottles littered the room as we saw Klaas coming in. Snapping his fingers in Hack's face before smirking, "Good, he's out cold. This will be easy." he said as he leaned against the wall.

Paige, meanwhile, was leaping from tree to tree in the nearby forest, where underneath her was Wyatt who was chasing Spirit, "Spirit, come back here boy!" he exclaimed as he chased the cub.

Will and Alex were a few miles away from where the hosts and interns are, Alex was currently lying down as his brother had nearly buried him completely save for his face. "Are you sure about this Will?"

"I'm positive, I bet they'll never find you here," Will replied. "Besides, now you won't have to worry about your... clumsiness... ruining it for you." Will then put some goggles on Alex's eyes "These so you don't get sand in your eyes." and a long straw in his mouth, "And this so you can breathe." Will then dropped the last bit of sand over his brother's face. He padded it down before standing up, "Now don't go anywhere." he said before running off.

Alex muffled voice through the straw said "Oh really, cause I was thinking of going ice skating" just then he realized, what if he had to pee?

Over on another part of the island, Sasha came across a party that was happening nearby. She overheard a man hanging up the phone, "Just great, where am I gonna find a replacement for my hula dance troop on such short notice?" Sasha had a light bulb moment; she'll hide in plain sight.

Back at the starting point, the interns talked strategy. "Okay guys, let's split the island into four sections and each search in one," Billy suggested.

"Are you nuts, first rule in horror movies is never split up!" Mitch countered.

"Oh don't worry Mitchy, the four of us can handle anything." Buck said to the horror fan.

"We like so got this, we'll find those islanders no problem," Carlton said.

Drew then announced, "Alright boys, in just 30 seconds you're about to hunt some of the craftiest and most digilent teens this show has ever seen. How are you feeling?"

"Actually, I feel kind of hungry-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU FEEL!" Carlton was interrupted "BECAUSE YOU FOUR WERE HAND CHOSEN BY ME TO MAKE SURE THIS SEASON TAKES OFF INTO ORBIT! IF NOT THEN THE STONE WILL FIND THE NEAREST BLUNT OBJECT, AND STONE ABYSS YOU THROUGH IT!"

"Reel it in Drew," Pamela told the overly eccentric host.

"Anyway, you guys know the drill, right?" Drew said, becoming calm again.

"Look for contestants and shoot them with these netgun launching bracelets that Buck made on the way over," Mitch said as each intern held up their wrist, which had a funny-looking device attached to them.

"Shouldn't be too hard, that guy hasn't moved since the challenge started," Buck said as he pointed behind the hosts, the two adults turned to see King was just standing there with a bored look on his face.

"Uh dude, the challenge just started." Pamela told the man, "So you should go hide while you still can."

"Pfft, like perfection has any need to hide. Besides, the pieces of trash here would just sell me out to get rid of their biggest threat." King scoffed.

"Not to disagree Prince, but you only got so little time to-" Drew pointed at the interns.

"Shut up you has been."

"Yessir." Drew faltered at King's words.

Pamela scowled at King, before taking the little hammer and ringing the bell. This caused all the interns to shoot their nets at King, who just stood there not caring about anyone or anything around him.

"Yeehaw, one man down!" Buck cheered. Before he tapped an icon on his phone, which brought up a list of the contestants' names and faces. Where he tapped King's, which made it darken.

"Should have hidden when you had the chance, now you must go sit on the losers bench." Pamela pointed to a long wooden bench, with the word 'Losers' written on it. King just tossed off the nets and walked past the kahunas, roughly bumping them. Pamela glared back at him, "What a jerk."

Billy then took out four walkie-talkies, "Okay guys, let's do my splitting up plan. But just in case let's each take one of these, so that way we keep constant. Does that sound okay?"

"Sure." Carlton shrugged.

"Cool," Buck said.

"I guess it's something." Mitch considered, "Just watch your backs ok."

The four then split off, Buck noticing a trail of footprints that went to the boat as opposed to the other tracks. Buck hummed before following them and running up the ramp onto Hack's boat.

Carlton was walking down the shore, "Hmmm, now if I was a contestant, where would I hide on such short notice?" as he asked that a wave came in and splashed him, not only that washed but it revealed a very sandy Alex who was lying down. "Well, that was easy," Carlton chuckled before pulling out his phone and tapping the Alex icon.

Alex groaned before spitting the straw out, "Great, guess I got sand in my pants for nothing."

Billy meanwhile trekked through the woods, searching for any clues that could lead to hiders. Lucky for him he found a set of footprints, or two. One belonging to a human, and one he determined belonged to a small black bear cub after taking a quick test. He followed the tracks but didn't notice that overhead Paige saw this and silently crept away through the trees.

Back with Buck, he searched all over the boat but didn't find anyone. That is until he searched the deck and found Klaas messing with Captain Hack with the old shaving cream in the hand before tickling his nose with a feather trick, once Hack drowsily smothered his own face with shaving cream Klaas chuckled before seeing Buck, "Crap!" before he can run, he was shot with the net gun. "Nuts."

Buck tapped the Klaas icon, "And that makes 3." just then he saw the Wyatt icon darken, "Four, we're doing good so far."

Buck said before he walked out of the deck, he was then pulled into a supply closet. Some unseen fighting breaks out before Buck came back out and straightened out his out outfit.

Timothy tried hiding in a bush but was pushed out by Becky, Timothy then tried under a picnic table only to find Flora "Hey gir-" this was met with a "Sorry, this spot can't fit two people." and Flora shrugging causing Timothy to go back out, where Timothy 'hmphed' before running off to find another hiding spot. "Gotta hide gotta hide gotta hide!" he kept running around till he tripped on a branch, he then turned onto his back to see a tall shadowy figure hovering over him with a machete raised up "GAH! SPARE ME AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CAMPERS!"

The shadowy figure, who turned out to be Mitch in a mask. "Huh, well that makes my job easier." he presses the Timothy icon on his phone app before pulling up his notebook.

Timothy realizes what happens, and sighs "Me and my big mouth. Come on." He walked towards where he found Flora and Becky.

Mitch meanwhile writes down, "And the little boy cries for his mommy before making a deal with one of the killers."

"Um, could you leave out the part where the little boy pees his pants?" Timothy asks.

"Not a chance." Mitch then pulls out his walkie-talkie, "This is Michael Myers calling in, just nabbed the Randall."

Billy, meanwhile, had found Will inside a ditch, "Excellent work Myers, just caught the other Parker twin." he said after he pulled Will out of the ditch. "Shakespear and Bailey, what the status on your ends?"

"Howdy, doo Billy man, nothing on my end but I'll catch them little doggies like possums on a country road!" Buck said on his end.

"Um, Buck are you okay?" Mitch questioned.

"Why whatever do you mean Mr. Myers, I'm as hunky-dory as a greased up pig in a Sunday dress!" Buck waved off.

"Eh, it's probably fine," Billy responded before waving off.

Mitch hummed where he was as Timothy was being admonished by Becky for spilling the beans on her and Flora's whereabouts. Carlton meanwhile chimed in, "Oh I'm sure he's fine, let's just focus on finding the players." he said as he followed a set of tracks to the island's only vehicle repair building, where inside he found a car with the engine removed. "Eh?" he went up to the car and popped the hood, where inside he found Brandon in the engine compartment. "How did you even get in there?"

"You do not want to know." Brandon replied.

Carlton helps Brandon out of the tight space inside the car's engine port. "So uh, have you seen any other islanders?" Brandon shrugs before leaving, Carlton taps his icon on his phone before leaving to find more people.

Carlton is then seen walking down where the bonfire ceremony will take place before he stops and hears this. "Why thank you for my tenth noble prize." Carlton followed the noises to the bonfire right next to a beach-themed scarecrow, where he pushes the logs aside to find May in a dream-like trance.

The thespian intern taps the May icon before we cut over to Billy who by now found Kaito trapped in the clutches of a boa constrictor, to which Billy makes the snake eat some berries that put the snake to sleep allowing Kaito to be released. Kaito takes in some deep breaths, "Thanks, how did-"

"Those are the same berries used to make some types of tranquilizer." Billy taps the Kaito icon. "But what happened to you?"

"I had heard online that this island had an observatory, but I was proven wrong and the snake got me." he explained, "So, am I out first... second?"

"Actually, you're the tenth person we've caught," Billy says before sending him off the starting point.

After a few more hours, Billy managed to find Persephone hiding behind one of the Stone statues. Mitchell found Beatrice hiding in the water and asked her if she saw any hockey-masked killers down there. Billy also found Van, who was hiding in a group of tourists, and Melissa who was hiding underneath a pair of umbrellas.

Carlton, on the other hand, came up to a luau where he found a bunch of people cheering on some hula dancers, "Hmmm, I could use a break." as he joined the crowd, he saw the dancers. But noticed one of them looked familiar, "Hmmm, why does that one dancer look familiar?"

Sasha danced with the other girls before looking into the audience and noticing Carlton watching "Crud", she thought before making a break for it. "Hey! The show's not over yet!" the troop leader yelled at her.

"Oh, so that's how I knew her," Carlton face-palmed in realization before he caught her with her net gun, taking her back to the start with her frowning at her situation.

Soon enough, all four interns reported back to Drew and Pamela, the kahunas looked over the loser's bench. "Okay, that's sixteen players, with only four remaining." Pamela wrote down on a clipboard.

"Sorry, Mr. Drew." Billy said, "But we searched this entire island top to bottom."

"WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD!" Carlton yelled angrily before going shy kawaii anime girl "I'm sorry for yelling."

"I feel like a few of them are right under our noses." Mitch looks at Buck suspiciously, who sweats profusely at his gaze.

"Um, why the gosh darn heck are you looking at me like that sir?" Buck asked.

"You seem... different." Mitch narrowed his eyes.

"I reckon you must be confused-" Buck let out but was cut off by someone shouting.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER!" everyone gasped as out came Buck...? Wearing different clothes no less. Buck then ran over and tackled the other Buck down to the ground? Uh, what?

"Two Bucks?" Drew questioned as he saw the Bucks wrestling on the ground, "What is this that terrible Cane storyline?"

Soon one Buck pulls off the other's Buck's hat to reveal, "GASP! WANE!"

"Blasted!" Wane cursed as Mitch tapped his icon.

"I knew something wasn't right." Mitch said as he lifted up Wane, "Nice try Wane."

"But not nice enough, for you are out!" Drew exclaimed as Wane trudged to the loser.

"What happened buddy?" Mitch asked Buck.

"Oh, that pesky snake just ambushed me and stole my clothes to impersonate me. Thankfully I got up before he could win.." Buck replied, "Now could you please hand my clothes back?" Buck asked.

"Okay, but we still need one more person to fall before we finish the challenge." Drew reminded him.

"Oh, Kodi's right behind you." Buck said, pointing to behind Drew.

This confused Drew before outcomes Kodi from behind Stone, "Hi."

Drew jumps at this before he sees Kodi "How long were you there?"

"The whole time." Kodi let out a small laugh, "I figured the interns wouldn't check you."

"Okaaaaaaaay." Drew says as the interns tapped the last boy's icon. "And with that, we have our winners... Paige." the archer flips into scene, surprising everyone "And Elizabeth. Now, where is she? We have about 5 minutes left of the episode?"

"No idea man." Carlton shrugged, "By the way, where did you get the scarecrow? It's pretty realistic looking." he pointed to the bonfire, where he found the scarecrow.

The kahunas looked at him weirdly before Pamela tells him, "Um Carl, we don't have a scarecrow."

"Whaaaaaaaa?" the interns and contestants questioned before Drew went up the scarecrow in question before slowing moving his finger to poke it.

"Hi!" Elizabeth jumped down from her post, scaring the life out of the seven.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Drew jumped up in the air in fright before landing in Pamela's arms, Elizabeth drops from her position and joins Paige in the winners' circle. Pamela comments, "Man, she is good."

"Ok, now that that heart attack has passed." Drew grabbed his chest, "Go gather all the losers and tell them to go to the bonfire."

"Yes sir!" The interns responded.

The contestants all gathered around the bonfire, with Drew holding a box full of some random items on a podium in the center. "First things first, congratulations to the winners of our challenge today, they've earned themselves a small reward." Drew winked before tossing a light blue medallion to Paige and an orange medallion to Elizabeth, "I'll tell you what those are important for later, however, as right now I've gotta go over some small rules and you can head off and do whatever it is teenagers do these days." Drew stretched his arms back, "Blah blah blah, no harming me, Captain Hack, or the interns... but feel free to throw coconuts at Pamela whenever you like."

"What!?" Pamela jumped back.

"Let's see..." Drew looked through a list of the rules, "Ah, taking camera footage from our cameramen, the film is expensive!" Drew threw the sheet away, "Now that all of that's out of the way, catch!" Drew threw a bunch of small phones at each of the contestants, with some of them taking hits to the face and others catching them, "These will serve as your alarms, maps, and forms of emergency contacts here in case anything goes south. You can also use them to talk with each other, just in case your maps fail and you get lost."

"Cool!" Klaas said in a fake excited voice.

"Now for what you all really want to know, the idols!" Drew pulled out three replicas of the idles, a statue of the two team's icons, a thief holding a bag of money, and a man on top of a volcano, "Team Swap, Vote Steal, and regular old immunity!" Drew announced, getting some people to go 'ooh' and 'aah', "Team Swap will let you swap your place with someone else on the opposing team and even double functions as an immunity idol if you're being eliminated when you use it, except nobody gets eliminated!" Drew threw away the idol of the two teams, "The vote steal is pretty self-explanatory, but it can be really helpful if you need to take out any enemies of yours, like say, a wrestling rival named 'Frozen Rock' or something." Drew tossed the thief idol away as well, "And the immunity idol, which'll keep you safe for the night and eliminate the person who had the second-highest amount of votes, it's pretty self-explanatory as well." Finally, Drew tossed that idol away as well.

"Hmm, it'll be no problem finding one of those," King smirked before putting his hands behind his head.

"If I play my cards right, I can safely balance the team I use socializing with others and looking for the immunity idol, I just need to get a good idea of where it is..." Sasha thought as she tuned everyone out.

"And lastly," Drew finished up his announcement, "If you want to share your secrets where else to do it then..."

Confessional: Drew

"...In the confessionals located around the island!" Drew fist-pumped, "No secret will get out when it's told in here."

Confessional Over

Confessional: Timothy

Timothy set a camera and microphone inside the wall of the confessional, "Doubtful! The truth always comes out!" Timothy roared with laughter.

Confessional Over

Confessional: Beatrice

"Well, this has been pretty good so far!" Beatrice rubbed the back of her head, "I should've picked a better spot for the hiding challenge though..."

Confessional Over

Confessional: Persephone

"Eugh, it reeks like poor in here!" Persephone covered her nose.

Confessional Over

"Ok, now that we're done with all of that! I'll meet all of you in the mess hall in twenty minutes, where you'll get your teams..." Drew smiled as the camera began to close, "But we'll have to safe that for later, because we our out of time right now! Come back next time folks to see our teams and their first challenge together on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

SAKAMANNANO ISLAND! Oh yeah, it gets better every time!"

FreshmEn: Phew and that's the first chapter out of the way, I'm glad we started off with a small and easy challenge cause some of the future ones we have planned are gonna be way more fun and chaotic... there's not really much else to put here so... bye!

Zoryan: I'm in your house.

BigBadBrad:

Remaining Contestants: Alex, Beatrice, Becky, Brandon, Elizabeth, Flora, Kaito, King, Klaas, Kodi, May, Melissa, Paige, Persephone, Sasha, Timothy, Vanessa, Wane, Will, Wyatt.

[1] None of the non-contestants had their heights revealed, just like how Chris McLean's height is unknown.