"Another day and another argument from these two."Sasha chuckled and thought as she watched Timothy and Melissa getting into an argument from afar, "I wonder how this one will end? Hmmm..." Sasha took out a pencil and notepad and began to write down what she believed would be how the correct outcome for Timothy and Melissa's little dispute.'


Outcome Prediction #1: Timothy does something stupid and storms off

"Timothy you can't put cameras down in everyone's bedrooms, that's way too far even for you!" Melissa crossed her arms as she throw a few cameras onto the ground.

"Oh yeah, well I know you are but what am I?" Timothy grinned confidently with his response.

Melissa stared at Timothy for a good minute before grabbing the bridge of her nose, "That literally makes no sense, Timothy." Melissa groaned out like Timothy was the dumbest person in the world.

Timothy put his hand over his chest, "What? It makes perfect sense! It uhh... wait... yeah the diss is for when you insult... LOOK OVER THERE!" Timothy pointed off to behind Melissa and ran off, with Melissa not even bothering to turn around. Timothy made it a good five meters away from Melissa before he was knocked straight to the ground by a low-hanging branch.

Melissa kept her arms crossed as she shook her head slowly and watched the fallen Timothy.


Outcome Prediction #2: Melissa gets annoyed and leaves

"Timothy you can't put cameras down in everyone's bedrooms, that's way too far even for you!" Melissa crossed her arms as she throw a few cameras onto the ground.

"Hey! Those are expensive, be careful with them!" Timothy dropped to the ground to go and picked up the cameras, making sure none of them were damaged, "Wow Melissa! Really careless of you to try and break someone else's property, I oughtta sue you for theft and attempted destruction of property, and being annoying! And still being in this competition! AND EXISTING!"

Melissa groaned with annoyance, "Oh yeah, I'm sure they'll love to hear the story of how you wanted to record people's private lives without their permission, and that you're already doing it!"

"Looks like I gotta add defamation to the list too! I would never do something so creepy, I'm merely trying to expose the crimes that you guys might be committing on the daily!"

Melissa began to stomp off, "I don't have time for this."

"Yeah run away! You know I'm right!" Timothy called after her.


Outcome Prediction #3: LOVERS!?

"Timothy you can't put cameras down in everyone's bedrooms, that's way too far even for you!" Melissa crossed her arms as she throw a few cameras onto the ground.

"Oh well I actually just did it so I could get closer to you Melissa, truth is, I'm very passionately in love with you, and I absolutely love it when you get mad it me for going into people's private belongings?" Timothy confessed.

"No way!" Melissa beamed up, "I must confess too, I've actually been so hard on you cuz I think you're pretty cute and I don't know how to express it."

They then violently made out.


Sasha burst into a huge state of laughter at the ridiculous thought of Timothy and Melissa actually dating, "Man, if only that would happen..." Sasha wiped away her tears from laughing, "That's for plan H anyways." Sasha chuckled.

"Hey there Sasha what are you writing down it that journal!? Ways to kill me in my sleep maybe?" Mitch jumped out from behind Sasha.

Sasha jumped up from Mitch's sudden appearance before calming herself, "No, I'm just having a little fun writing predictions."

"Predictions? Predictions for what?" Mitch asked.

"That argument Timothy and Melissa are having." Sasha explained, "You should give it a try, it's pretty fun to do."

Mitch shrugged, "Sure why not, but I'll be watching to make sure you don't try and stab me in the back while I'm not paying attention!" Mitch claimed before he went to writing.


Outcome Prediction 4: The Sakamannano Island Slasher

"Timothy you can't put cameras down in everyone's bedrooms, that's way too far even for you!" Melissa crossed her arms as she throw a few cameras onto the ground.

"Oh yeah well..." Timothy stopped for a moment when he noticed a tall figure standing behind Melissa, "Uh... Melissa... who's that behind you!?" Timothy pointed in fear.

"Nice try Timothy but there's nobody there-" Melissa turned around only to be met with an 8'0" muscular male wearing a blue jumpsuit, bluehoodie, black combat boots, and a hockey mask. The man was also holding a fire axe and was about to swing it at Melissa.

"Ah!" Melissa kicked the killer in the shin and brought him to the ground, "Timothy help me!"

Timothy snapped his fingers before grabbing a nearby outside vase (Mitch's AN: You don't keep anti-killer vases outside? What's wrong with you?), "Take this murderer!" Timothy threw the vase at the killer and completely stunned them to the ground, "Now let's see who this killer really is!"

Melissa ripped off the mask of the hockey-masked killer, revealing Flora underneath, "FLORA!? IT'S YOU!? YOU'RE THE AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL!?"


"And then Flora recovered and stabbed them both due to them not being the final girl, that's the end of it." Mitch spoke out loud as he wrote.

Sasha scoffed, "Ha, like that's actually more likely than the other two I mentioned, plus the romance subplot I guess."

Mitch shook his head after hearing what Sasha said, "You see Sasha, that mindset is gonna get you killed in a horror movie, if you don't expect the innocent person to try and stab you at any moment, you're bound to be taken out!"

"Right, well, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have my journal back so I can write more predictions." Sasha reached her hand out.

"Yeah, here you go." Mitch gave Sasha the journal back.

Sasha turned around to observe how the argument was going so far, only to see that Elizabeth was intervening between the two's fight, ending the fight in a way that Sasha hadn't yet predicted, "Nevermind, I guess." Sasha shrugged, "Oh well, I'll just wait till they inevitably go back to fighting in... let's give them three hours maximum." Sasha offhandedly guessed as she walked away from Mitch. The horror nerd tried calling out to Sasha to let him have the page of his prediciton so he could use it for a future story, but she simply tuned him out as she reburied her mind with thousands of different thoughts...