Pre and post challenge written by FreshmEn
Challenge written by Zoryan El Muerto
A camera opened up with a shot of the ocean that surrounded Sakamannano Island, with the camera looming on one spot in the vast and clear waters. Eventually, the waters began to turn dark, and out popped the fin of a shark...
"Last time on Total Drama Sakamannano Island!" Drew announced as the camera switched to reveal him drinking a smoothie out of a coconut, "We did a, fairly, relaxing challenge back here at the island's bar, but instead of mixing drinks, we were cooking food!" The camera cut to recap footage of the team's performances, "Wane immediately stepped up to the base and decided he was gonna be the chef for the Chickens... the only chef at that. Of course, his teammates didn't appreciate his bossing them around so Sasha managed to 'convince' King to do it. While the Chicken's dysfunctionality began to shine through, the Frogs stayed organized and managed to adapt to the new challenges thrown at them by Wane, but it was all for nothing as Will slipped just like his brother Alex, and was given the boot after having a breakdown. Now it's time to ask what will happen in this episode of Total Drama? Who will win a lovely reward? How will Kodi handle Will's departure and smooch? And will the Chickens come back with a win streak of their own? Find out right here on... Total... Drama... Sakamannano Island!"
Intro Start
Multiple cameras popped out from surfboards, tiki torches, statues of Drew, and other objects on the island. The camera then flew past Drew, Pamela, and Hack, with the former two arguing about something and the latter drinking from a barrel of rum.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The Camera went up the dead volcano, revealing Kaito setting up some of his stargazing equipment, and Vanessa helping him out.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera jumped down into the volcano, where Timothy was listening in on Kaito and Van's conversation with a radio. In addition to Timothy being there, Wane was checking the cages of shame for any lost coins or valuables.
"I wanna be famous." Wane dusted off one of the cages, revealing that Alex somehow got trapped inside. Wane tipped the cage over and kicked Alex out, before hopping inside of it to search for valuables.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made a cut to inside the mess hall, where Kodi was teaching Will how to play Chambers and Beasts at a table, with Will shaking his head and pretending to understand how to play the game.
"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved outside where Melissa and Beatrice were chatting together.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." To the left of Melissa and Beatrice, May was walking until Paige jumped out of the bushes, scaring the daydreamer.
"I'll get there one day." The camera moved towards the nearby Hilahala hut, where Wyatt and Flora were both petting Spirit's belly.
"Cause I wanna be famous." On the other side of the area where the Haaheo mansion was, Klaas and King were playing a match of poker, with almost all of the chips being on King's side.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving away from the hut and the mansion, Persephone and Sasha could be seen arguing about something.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the beach of the island, where an oil-covered Brandon could be seen fixing up an old boat. Behind him, Elizabeth was pretending to be a scarecrow.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, the camera moved over to Becky, who was writing down song lyrics in a notepad. Becky turned around and noticed the camera, elbowing it to the ground for privacy. The shot was then cut to Buck, Mitch, Carlton, and Billy, who all set the camera down for the final shot, as they got the camera in position they ran behind Drew, causing the camera to flash and take a photo of all of everyone previously seen. The screen moved back to show the photo on a postcard that read 'Aloha from Hawaii!" with whistling accompanying it.
Intro End
Beatrice yawned as she woke up for the day, the mermaid fanatic looked out the window, "Wow it's a beautiful day today!" Beatrice stretched, "I should go see how JR's doing!" Beatrice hopped out of bed and got dressed, before running outside of the Frog's shack.
"Morning Beatrice." Kodi slightly smiled and waved at Beatrice, "How's it... going?"
"Good." Beatrice replied, "But how's it going for you, are you still upset about Will getting eliminated?"
Kodi nodded, "A bit yeah. He's only been gone a few days and I already miss him. I really hope he's doing well on his own right now."
Beatrice sat down next to the DND nerd, "Hey, don't worry about him being gone." Beatrice gave a light punch to Kodi's arm, "I mean, I'm responsible for Wyatt getting disqualified, but what's done is done, and I can't do anything to take that back from him right now. I can only hope he forgives me when I meet him again. But with you, you did everything to keep Will around, and yeah, it failed, but you still did the right thing in the end, that's definitely more than I can say about what I did."
Kodi gave a light smile, "I-I guess you're kind of right."
"Plus, he'll probably give you a much better kiss when you meet again!" Beatrice teased, causing Kodi to turn bright red. "Relax I'm, mostly, kidding." Beatrice laughed as she got up and dusted herself off, "Well, I'd love to chat more, but I gotta go check on Sebastian JR to see how he's doing."
"S-see ya..." Kodi remained red even as Beatrice walked away.
Paige energetically grabbed food from the intern's mixed breakfast buffet and proceeded to sit down at the first table she saw, with Van being the other occupant at the table. "Heya Van, is this seat taken?" Paige asked the influencer who was scrolling through texts with Kaito.
Van looked up, "Huh? Oh, no, you're all good." Van gave a thumbs-up as she put her phone away.
"So what're ya thinking is gonna be the next challenge? I think it's gonna be super extreme!" Paige laughed, "Maybe we'll finally make use of those volcanos we have on this island for once!"
"Maybe, or maybe we're gonna do another calm challenge, though that could just be my bias for more relaxed challenges seeping through." Van shrugged.
"Awww that sounds boring though! I was already trying so hard to keep myself entertained during the last challenge!" Paige complained.
Van gave a small smile, "Ha, don't worry too much about it, your prediction is probably gonna come true anyways."
Paige then gave an evil smile, "Speaking of predictions, Wane or King? Who do you thinks gonna get booted off our team first?" Paige asked, "I'm thinking Wane."
Van shook her head, "I actually thought about this for a bit yesterday, but I'm starting to believe that King is the better choice to boot off, he barely helps in challenges, and he's just as much of a vibe crusher as Wane is."
"Yeah well-" Paige was interrupted by an intercom announcement turning on, "Attention all Malihinis! You have ten minutes to get your sorry butts down to the pier or else I will personally Stone Depths you straight down to the ninth level of hell by myself!" Drew's voiced announced, "So get to it!"
"Awww!" Paige groaned, "Oh well, we'll continue this conversation later! Let's get going!"
Van simply shrugged as she got up and followed Paige.
Confessional: Van
"To be completely honest, Paige is probably the best person remaining on my team, Becky's usually in a bad mood and, uh, wasn't too thrilled about some teasing the other day, King and Wane are just huge a-holes, and Sasha is really reserved, plus, I like the energy Paige has."
Confessional Over
Confessional: Paige
"Van's no Wyatt, but she's pretty cool to talk to." Paige laughed before sighing, "God I miss him so much, he was the only fun guy on my team!"
Confessional
The islanders arrived at the pier where they found Hack and Pamela standing next to the former's ship, "Glad y'all can finally make it, now we can get started on your challenge for today." Hack announced to the group.
"Hack, Pam? Where's Drew?" Kodi asked.
"Ayyyy, Drew's off the clock for this episode, so in his stead Drew tasked me for this challenge, and what a challenge it is for we be going out to the high seas to catch a monster of untold devastation." Hack stated as he stomped his foot on a pedestal.
"And I'm his adult supervision," Pamela added.
"For today, you lads and lassies will be hunting for me old aquatic nemesis." Hack grinded his teeth as he flashed back to his younger days, "Me and the crew were returning home from our latest hunt pirate booty, until all of a sudden. There was a crash, I ran out of my corners to see what hit us. And there he was, I heard rumors of a shark that has sunk many of ships. More than 15 times the size of a normal Great White, eyes as dead as a doll's, teeth sharp enough to break even the toughest of diamonds. Comes out to play every 15 years in the 3rd week of July, the monster tore up half the ship, and ate 1/4 of my crew. The rest of us barely made it out with our lives."
Van perked up, "Is that how you lost your hand?"
"Que? No lassie, Bryce took my kidneys." Hack pulled up his shirt to reveal a scar along his torso, "Had to get a new one from one of my mates, also lost a few toes to that beast."
"Why would you call a shark Bryce?" Sasha questioned.
"Bruce was taken." Hack put his shirt back down. "My hook on the other hand... is a completely different encounter, but we're getting off topic. After several hours of late-night calculations, I've recently discovered that Bryce returned sometime this week, and he'll be out and about until midnight tonight when he goes back into the sea. Hiding for another fifteen years. You kids are to search the entire Sakamannano sea area for this monstrous shark. The first to stop this beast will celebrate their triumphant victory at the Saka bar. The losers will send someone to wallow in shame as they ride off into the night sea. Never to be seen again." [1]
"Or until the producers decide to bring you back." Pamela corrected.
Beatrice raised her hand, "Um, Hack? We don't have to hurt Bryce, do we?"
"That dear mermaid lady is up to you. Now, to determine who gets to ride with me in my ship, the Dark Pearl. I'll need a player from each team to step up for a long-standing pirate tradition. Nosy Ratface Boy," Hack pointed his hook to Timothy.
"HEY!" Timothy put his hand over his chest in an offended manner.
"Screaming Mad Death Queen." Hack pointed to Becky.
"Add a bit more to it and you might have an above-average song title," Becky stated as they both went up to Hack.
Hack then pulled out an old doubloon, "This coin is the last remnant of the treasure me crew had before Bryce reared his ugly snout. Pick a side, whichever it lands on will join me on my ship."
"I pick tails." Becky called.
"So, you're giving me head?" Timothy joked. In the background, Sasha gave a light chuckle as Kodi and Flora looked confused. Becky gave Timothy a dark glare. Timothy cackled as he pointed at Becky until she grabbed his finger and bent it at a painful angle "GYOW!" Timothy keeled over.
Hack flicked the coin in the air "It's..." the coin flew into the air before being caught by Hack, "Tails!"
"Never fails," Becky gave a slight grin before hopping onto the Dark Pearl.
"Alright Chickies, onto the Pearl!" Hack called as the small team climbed aboard. "As for ye little froglets, yarr gonna be going with Pamela in that." Hack gestured to a smallish boat with fewer canons and weaponry than the Pearl.
Hack then got on his ship and rode off with the Chickens. Pamela then went aboard the other ship "Come on guys, we better get going." Pamela ordered as the frogs boarded the ship, and with that, both ships were off.
Confessional: Beatrice
"I'm still on the fence about this challenge, sharks are terrifying! They're like... sea bears!" Beatrice shuddered at the thought.
Confessional Over
Confessional: Becky
"Hack thinks I'm scared of a little shark," Becky let out a laugh, "What a joke."
Confessional Over
Confessional: Brandon
"This could be dangerous, how different could repairing a ship be to repairing a car?" Brandon shrugged.
Confessional Over
The camera cut to the Dark Pearl, taking the wheel of the ship is obviously Hack, with Sasha standing next to him, "Alright, team role call! Paige!"
On the Crow's Nest, Paige searched through a telescope, "Present! No sign of Bryce the Shark!"
"Van!"
Manning the starboard cannons, "Here!" Van then snapped a selfie with a cannon on the ship, "Fish lips!" Just then behind her a flounder popped out of the water and struck a pose right as the camera flashed, it then submerged as Van posted the selfie, "Straight to Twitter and Kaito."
"Becky!"
Over on Port, Becky leaned against a cannon with her arms crossed, "Ready when you are."
"Wane!"
"Here and ready to make sushi!" Wane shouted as he looked out at sea from the hull.
"King!" Sasha heard no response, "King?" Sasha then looked around, as did the other chickens, "Ugh, where did he go this time?" Sasha shook her head.
"Oh hey, there he is!" Van yelled out as she pointed out to sea where King was rowing away on a lifeboat.
"King! What are you doing?!" Sasha yelled out, but King ignored her, opting to go alone away from those he deemed 'trash'. Sasha let out a very annoyed groan, "Why am I not surprised?"
"So what shall ye do second-mate Sasha?" Hack questioned the temptress as he prepared to turn the wheel.
"Let him go, he'll learn on his own that whether he likes it or not, we're a team." Sasha said, "In the meantime let's just look for this shark."
"Then at elimination, we can vote him off if we lose." Van said, "Good plan Sash."
"That's not really what-"
Becky replied, "Good, never liked him anyway. Said my music was 'incomprehensible trash', what does he know about music anyway?"
"Yeah, he stole my room after I just moved my stuff in." Wane said as he recalled when Brandon got traded and he called dibs on his room.
"Just keep an eye out for any sharks," Sasha told her metal-loving teammate.
Confessional: Sasha
"These guys are gunning for King, honestly, I can't entirely blame them. For all of King's talents, he doesn't even try to make connections or even to contribute to the challenges until he feels like it. Even if I did convince them to vote for someone else, will he thank me for saving his ass again? Probably not" Sasha sighed, "But at the same time, this is an advantage for when the merge comes, and I can throw him away to boost myself. Yeah, he can probably win a challenge or too, but Total Drama has always focused on a diverse set of talents, it's literally impossible for King to be the best at all of the ones they have planned."
Confessional Over
Over on the frogs' boat, the camera showed Pamela driving the boat as Flora came over to Kodi. The lavender-haired boy staring longingly at a picture of Will and himself after a game of Dungeons and Dragons, "Kodi, you doing okay?"
"I guess." Kodi sighed as he held the picture, "I just wish I could have helped Will some more, but most of the time he brushed off my concerns. I care about him a lot, and I just wish he could see that."
Flora patted his shoulder, "I'm sure he knows Kodi, all I can safely say is that... just being there for a person when they're down, can make a huge difference."
"You're right Flora, it's my duty as an awesome m-maybe boyfriend to be there when my little Willy Nilly needs me!" Kodi proclaimed.
"You call him Willy Nilly?" Timothy questioned as he walked by with a fishing pole.
"Don't you have pet names for the people you love?" Kodi asked.
"Unlike you, I don't have the time or want for romance, besides I'm already in a committed relationship with the truth!" Timothy proclaimed as he posed on the side of the ship.
"Well, I hope you two are very happy together," Kodi replied as Flora giggled over how overdramatic Timothy was being.
"Well we did have a few squabbles, but nothing a couple sessions of counseling couldn't fix." Timothy left, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go appear useful so that I don't get booted."
"I can see why you hang out with him Flora, he's a riot." Kodi chuckled.
Flora held her arm, "Yeah, and I think he's pretty misunderstood, he seems really nice when he's not looking for the truth, I bet he just needs a friend!"
While those two were talking, the camera cut over to Melissa standing on the front end of the ship. Melissa looked down at the hull, "How are you holding up down there Liz?"
The camera zoomed down to reveal Elizabeth tied to the outside of the boat right above the water, deep in scarecrow mode. Elizabeth then looked up and yelled, "I got my eyes out looking for our friend Bryce, just make sure the team is running smoothly. I'm counting on you to make sure the froggies are firing on all cylinders... I don't want another Will situation happening."
Melissa nodded at Elizabeth's request but then looked over the railing, "Are you sure about this Liz, I can always pull you back up-"
"Don't worry about me, that's an order." Elizabeth jokingly demanded.
Melissa sighed, "Aye aye captain." Melissa went off to check the engine.
Confessional: Elizabeth
"Just call me Liz the Scareshark, hehe." Elizabeth smiled.
Confessional Over
Confessional: Timothy
Timothy hopped into the confessional while being wrapped up by a fishing pole's line, "I don't know how this happened."
Confessional Over
Just then both ships come across a plethora of floating boxes, "Arrrrr, all hands-on deck." All the players saw the floating boxes, "Within these here crates, are weapons you will use to take on Bryce the Killer Shark. They has all you need, cannonballs, harpoons, subs in case ye get hungry, and for pun reasons of course, yarr. But it's first come first serve."
Both teams decided to send a team of three to collect crates. Becky and Sasha went out on the Chickens' lifeboats, with Brandon and Beatrice in the Frogs' lifeboats. "Rrrrrah." Beatrice struggled to lift up a crate into the boat and went to another. Beatrice pulled another crate into her boat before rowing back to her ship.
Brandon and Sasha approached a couple of crates, where the two accidentally grabbed the same crate with their hands touching "Oh..." the two looked up and gasped as they saw each other blush, they looked away, "Sorry, you take that crate. I'll just..." they both went to grab the other crate, only to get the same result. "Dang it."
Confessional: Brandon
"That was uhh... fairly awkward." Brandon chuckled.
Confessional Over
Confessional: Sasha
"His hands were so firm, yet so smooth... gaaah!" Sasha shook her head, "Focus Sasha!"
Confessional Over
Timothy and Kodi brought in the first two crates for the frogs, the former opening up one crate to pull out, "Is this... Hack's rum?" Timothy held up a few bottles of Hack's favorite drink
Kodi pulled out a dragon figurine and a bag of apples, "What the?"
Confessional: Hack
Hack had his arms crossed, "Threw in a couple random bits of junk in there too, can't make it too easy for the lassies. Plus I get a drink for when things go south."
Confessional Over
Becky struggled to get the crate she grab up onto the boat due to it's somewhat heavyweight, with Van having to come down and help the 'hell-born' singer get the crate up. Van then ripped open the lid of the crate to reveal a few cannonballs, "Alright! Let's go destroy a shark!"
The teams gathered some more crates, some filled with food, some with cannonballs and harpoons, and others filled with random junk. "Alright guys, let's get going. I think we have enough supplies to win this." Melissa grinned confidently as she and Brandon got back on their boat. The chickens are off as well, speaking of chickens...
Away from all of the other contestants, King rowed his boat, "Just wait till those filthy trash beings see me take down the beast singlehandedly. Although, chances are this shark isn't even real. Wouldn't expect anything less from a wannabe trash pirate to make up an elaborate story to give himself the smallest grain of worth." Unbeknownst to him, a fin popped out of the water and started to follow him from behind.
"But if it does happen to be real, I'll be the one to put it twelve feet under... it might actually be something interesting on this dull island." King scoffed as he kept rowing.
Back on the pearl Becky began to load the cannons on the port side, "Cannons locked and loaded." Becky also looked in one of the crates, pushing away from her as it was filled with apples and oranges.
Starboard Van sat with her cannons ready to fire, "All good here as well." Van also had a stargazer magazine and a bouncy ball that looked like Mars. Van sighed as she held the Mars ball, "Kae Kae was studying Mars."
On the poop deck, Wane looked out at sea "Nothing over here." Wane reported before going back to counting silver coins.
"Paige, have you seen anything?" Sasha looked behind her as Paige snuck up to her.
"Dang, how did you know I was-" Paige shook her head, "Anyway, no sharks for miles."
"Alright, Paige. Just keep looking out for Bryce, and we'll be ready to strike." Sasha turned back to the wheel, "Also if you see King, tell him-" when she turned back, Paige was gone. Sasha looked around before looking back up at the crow's nest, seeing Paige scouting the sea.
"GOOOOOOT IIIIIIIT!" Paige called down from her post.
Sasha sighed, "I'm gonna have to put a bell on her." she then turned to Captain Hack, "So Captain, I'm curious. Why do they call you Hack?"
"Arrrr, the answer is simple. For you see, it wasn't always the case." Hack regaled Sasha with a tale from the high seas, "You see, the Dark Pearl wasn't always my ship. It belonged to one of the most feared pirates on the water, Captain Bluebeard. Under his rule this old ship had been on many of hunts, pillages, and the victim of many attempted piracies. I was but a lad scraping the barnacles, until one day there was a horrible storm. The waves knocked us around like we were a bunch of stones in a can, one of the crewmates even got struck by lightning. But the worst had yet to come..."
Over with the Froggies, they were looking over their own weapons. "Okay, we got some cannonballs, a couple of harpoons, and a boom box for some reason, once we find the shark, we must be smart and use these carefully, we don't have that much ammo," Melissa told her teammates.
"We also got some nice sandwiches," Timothy said as he bit into a meatball sub, albeit one that was drenched by water due to it being from a crate that was floating in the water.
"Also, we got this little RC boat." Flora smiled as she held up a tiny toy boat, before suddenly snapping her fingers, "Idea, Timothy can you hand me a couple of your waterproof cameras?"
"I would but I don't have any on..." Timothy saw his teammates looking at him, "Oh who am I kidding I have loads on me." Timothy handed Flora two go-pro cameras.
Flora attached one to the nose of the toy boat before strapping the other to the bottom of the boat, "There we go."
Timothy took the boat from Flora, "I see what you're doing, with this we can collect any secrets that might be lurking on the ocean floor. Now I can prove that the port that leads to the inside of the Earth does exist."
Melissa snatched the boat, "I believe what Flora was actually saying is that we can use this boat to find Bryce outside of Elizabeth's peripheral vision. That okay with you Liz?" Melissa asked their team captain, who is still tied to the hull.
"Approved!" Elizabeth calls from her spot.
"Alright." Melissa dropped the boat into the water before Kodi made the boat sail off in the distance, "Timothy, can you bring up those camera feeds on your tablet? Let us know if you see anything, can you do that?"
"Gee Mel, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you don't trust me even after everything I've done for our team." Timothy feigned being hurt.
"Like you're one to talk on trust, just get to work you creep." Melissa deadpanned before walking away.
"I know you are but what am I?" Timothy spat, he then pulled out his tablet and brought up the go-pro's feed.
Flora then went up to Melissa, "Don't you think you're being a little hard on Timothy? He's done so much for our team."
"Look Flora, I won't deny that Timothy has paid his dues." Melissa sighed as she leans against the side of the boat, "I just can't get past how he's always snooping around either our stuff or the chickens' mansion, me and Elizabeth have been getting complaints from Becky."
"Well, some people can get a little involved in their hobby," Flora defended Timothy.
Melissa scoffed, "You're gonna defend the boy that put cameras in the toilet?"
Flora frowned, "I'll admit that is a little creepy, but he is my friend, and I'd never be mean to him behind his back."
"Just, try and get him to maybe tone it down. He'll probably listen to you." Melissa begged Flora, "Let's worry about finding Byrce first." Melissa went up to the front of the boat.
Confessional: Melissa
"Flora can be too trusting of others, which could lead to others deceiving her. I don't know what Timothy told her, but I'm sure it's sneaky." Melissa crossed her arms.
Confessional Over
Confessional: Flora
"On one hand, Timothy enjoys searching for truth and I can't stop people from doing what they like." Flora kept her hands on her knees, "On the other hand, I'll admit he can get a little... invasive. But I still don't think it's anything too bad to get upset over, I'm sure he's just misunderstood!"
Confessional Over
Confessional: Timothy
Timothy sat with his arms crossed, "Melissa thinks she's the bee's knee's since she's Elizabeth's 'first mate', but what does she know? I've survived this long with her on my ass, I'll find a way to make it to merge and get her out."
Confessional Over
The RC boat drove past King's little rowboat, where the youngest Prince kin was getting... nope. King still had the same blank expression as usual. "An hour searching around for nothing. What a waste of my time." King then turned back to row back, only for him to raise his eyebrow as he noticed something in the distance.
A lone fin that raised up from the water as it homes in on King's boat.
"Oh no, I'm soooo scared." King droned before he broke one of his oars over his knee to use as a makeshift weapon, "At least I'll get something out of this." King stood up and got into a stance, "Since I'm feeling generous, I'll give you the first blow you filthy little-"
CHOMP
King blinked in surprise when he noticed that the back half of his boat has been eaten off, all while the rest of the boat began to sink. King sighed, "Cruddy craftsmanship of this aquatic vessel." Just then he felt something brush up by his backside, but he ignored it "Perfection won't have any issue swimming-" Right before King could finish his sentence, he was then pulled underneath the water.
King then popped up, "A very daring piece of trash I see." King then saw his adversary rise up in a first-person POV shot. "Huh, actually you look much... uglier than the other trash beings. But come on, this might actually be entertaining." King said before the unseen assailant lunged at him, with it being revealed that this was a giant shark. King somehow managed to keep the beast's jaw from closing in on him. Using one hand and foot to keep the maw of the shark open as King slashed at the insides of the mouth with his oar. The shark then tossed King a good distance away before swimming after him, the dismissive-of-everything kid landed with a splash before fighting off the creature from pulling him down.
This sequence was being watched by Van who spotted King on a telescope, "Guys, I think I found King."
Becky went over and took the telescope to check, "Yep, that's him. Probably beating up some tuna that swam into his shirt."
"Think we should help him?" Van asked as Wane took a look.
"No way, that silver spoon-fed dick can fend for himself." Wane dismissed before going back to counting money.
"Yeah I'm with Wane," Becky said, "Besides, even if we did go to help him. Be honest, do you really think he'll want it?" she questioned, "If we go over there, think how he'll react. He just be his usual hard-ass self, and I'd prefer to not deal with that headache."
Van thought about it and imagined what King would say, "Ugh, poor trashlings. Perfection needs no help from anything or anyone, so leave before you waste any more of my time." Van sighed, "Yeah you're right."
The three then left King be as the ship kept sailing to search for Bryce. Back with Sasha, Hack was finishing up telling the story of how he got the name Hack "After the temple collapsed, we made it back to the ship before the island sunk right down to Davy Jones' locker. The treasure was lost to the depths, but thankfully. One faithful barnacle scraper had managed to save one last bag of gold. Which he showed the crew after he hacked it right up... and that's why they call me Hack!"
Sasha looked weirded out, "Okay, so you ate the last piece of Henry the 9th's lost treasure and barfed it out? That's where the name comes from?"
"Well, that and my pirate life hacks channel on Wetube." Hack grinned.
"You have a Wetube channel?" Sasha asked.
"Eh, something I do as a hobby." Hack shrugged before holding up a cupholder hand with a cup in it. "Pinacolato smoothie?"
"How did-" Sasha looked at Hack's drink in disbelief, unsure how he managed to get it in the first place.
"I'm a man of many secrets." Hack chuckled before Sasha took the smoothy, "I'll be overlooking your mates now, keep the wheel steady now." Hack then left Sasha.
Confessional: Sasha
"Wow, I guess there was more to Hack than just an alcoholic pirate." Sasha took a sip from the smoothie "Wow this is good, who knew Hack was a great blender?."
Confessional Over
Confessional: Hack
"That Sasha is very inquisitive, she would have made a fine pirate." Hack tapped his claw on the confessional's wall.
Confessional Over
About ten minutes later we see both teams floating along looking for Bryce when suddenly Paige caught a shape in the water. "DEAD AHEAD!" Paige called as everyone looked to where she pointed. Seeing a fin as a giant shark rose up.
"Um, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat," Kodi deadpanned.
"ARRR! IT'S THE BEAST! LET HIM HAVE IT!" Hack called as the chickens got into position, as did the frogs.
"READY THE CANNONS!" Melissa shouted as the frogs aimed their port cannons, "FIRE!"
BOOM
"ATTACK!" Sasha commanded.
BOOM
Both sides shot at the shark, with both hit sides getting damaged. But they all saw their cannonballs either dented the shark or made a hole in it, yet the beast was still moving "Wait, shouldn't the shark be dead? Why is it still swimming?" Timothy questioned.
"Because it's not an actual shark." Pamela pointed out causing the frogs to look at her, "Yeah Drew bought this high-tech shark bought off the internet, had to cut some stuff to pay for it. Side note, there was gonna be two mansions for the teams, but Drew didn't want to pay extra to have it assembled."
Flora then asked Pamela, "So wait, we're hunting a robot shark?"
"Duh, because hunting a real-life shark is dangerous." Pamela said, "You really think we'd let you kids go against an actual shark? Your guys' parents would be on us for it, not to mention the lawsuits that would come from it."
"So, you see Flora, it's not a real shark!" Timothy said before firing a harpoon at the robot shark that got stuck on the shark sub's side, "Which means you'll also have no problem fighting this, right?'
"Well, I guess it's okay." Flora then looked into their crates, "So, what can we use to stop a giant shark submarine?"
"Don't look at me, I'm just steering the wheel," Pamela shrugged.
Over on the chickens' side, the team just sent more cannonballs as Sasha looked at Hack. "So that whole Bryce thing-"
"Just an old pirate tale, a very popular one of the seven seas." Hack confessed, "But let's not dwell on it, right now you have a challenge to win."
"Right." Sasha said as she faced the beast, "KEEP FIRING!"
"Yeah." Becky added, "Rip open its metal intestines and bathe in its oil."
"Or... do that yeah." Sasha lightly chuckled at the singer's comment.
On command, the chickens kept firing all their cannons until the shark sub sunk below, "Hold your fire!" Melissa called to her team, "Wait till it resurfaces!"
"But we're gonna lose it!" Beatrice pointed out.
"Look!" Kodi noticed a trail of oil in the water, "I think we may have cut something on the robot shark!"
"Good eye Kodi!" Beatrice smiled as she turned to Pamela, "Pamela, can you follow that trail?"
As Pamela followed the trail, Wane fired another cannonball at the shark. "Wane!" Becky scolded.
"What?" Wane looked at her.
"That was our last cannonball you jackass!" Becky growled.
Paige then appeared behind her, very slightly scaring the metalhead "Yeah, and we're out of harpoons!"
Sasha sighed, "Where are we gonna get more supplies?"
"Try using the apps on your phones." Hack suggested.
Sasha pulled out her phone and pulled up a map, which showed her three locations where they can restock their weaponry. "Looks like the nearest crate pool is... that way!" Sasha pointed as Hack turned the ship in said direction.
In the shark sub, we could see Billy patching up the cracks of the shark sub. "Okay that should do er, you doing good up there Carl?" Billy looked up to see Carlton in a full-body suit attached to some wires as he swam in shark movements with fins on his hand.
"Doing good! Watch this!" Carlton then made the shark mech do a dance as it popped out of the water, dodging cannonballs and harpoons from the froggies. Carlton then made the shark mech tail launch the frogs' boat far away, making it skip across the water.
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"Woah, 6 skips! Nicely done." Billy told Carlton, who did a 'peace!' pose.
Confessional: Billy
"A lot of things went wrong during the building periods, Buck had to pull a few all-nighters to get it fully functioning."
Confessional Over
Confessional: Buck
"Seeing the finished product in action was so worth it," Buck let out a yawn, "Though there is one thing I couldn't zzzzzzzzzzzzz wah! The sub has a limited air supply, so we have to come up for air at regular intervals. Now if you-" Buck suddenly dropped to the floor of the confessional in pure exhaustion.
Confessional Over
As this went down, one question was looming. If the shark the teams are fighting is artificial, then what is going on with King? We find out the answer to that question as we see a fairly injured King dragging himself to one of the many transceiver stations used for the island's internet access, King gasped for air as he dragged his body to the side of a rock on the station's very small bits of island. King was soaking wet, and his clothes had tears in them.
King held his left hip as a giant bite mark was seen, "Stupid! Filthy! Uncivilized! Trash!" King screamed in frustration as he stomped on the rock he was standing on, "GYAH!" King groaned as that only exasperated the pain in his hip. "I'm not losing here... I'm the pinnacle of human achievements..."
"Tfff, look at you." King's eyes widened as he looked up to the face of a man, who he never thought he'd see again.
"Father." King grinded his teeth.
"Everything I did to make you into the perfect you, all for nothing. Of all three of you, you proved to be the most prominent. Your sister cracked so hard she's the new pet, and your brother ran off like the coward he was." King's father grinned.
"Shut. up." King's eye twitched in anger.
"If you can't beat one insignificant creature, then maybe you aren't as perfect as you claim. I'm embarrassed that I was beaten by such a lowly piece of-"
"Don't." King gripped his oar, "Finish."
"Traaaaaash." The imaginary father mocked.
King shot up and swung at Father, who vanished before he could hit him. King screamed out with a mixture of pain and anger before he saw the creature circling the shore, King swung wildly as the beast drew as close to him as it could. "For your safety, you'd be better off staying back you piece of garbage." as much as it pained his hip, King backed away as the beast gnashed its teeth at him. King backed into the station, looking back to see he was approaching an electrical tower.
King then got an idea. King kept leading the beast to it as it drew closer, "I told you to stay back..." King let out as he ripped out a wire and made it as long as physically possible
The shark raised it's head out of the water, knowing it can't reach King on the shore. King gripped the wire, slowly moved forward, and tossed it into the water...
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Luckily for the frogs, they were thrown right next to a restocking area. Where they grabbed as many crates as they can, meanwhile Elizabeth called the others to pull her back up. "You okay captain?" Brandon asked the scarecrow as he pulled her back on board.
"I'm okay, but I really need to pee," Elizabeth quickly muttered as she ran to the ship's bathroom.
"Why not just go while you were still strapped to the outside of the boat?" Timothy jokingly asked. After they restocked, the boat went back on the hunt. Timothy checked his tablet as he viewed the surroundings of the RC boat Flora drove "I got movement." Timothy called, "Go fourty knots southeast!"
"Keep an eye on him," Melissa ordered.
"Yeah, let's go get that shark!" Brandon cheered.
"You do know it's not the real thing, right?" Timothy asked, to which Brandon just shrugged in response.
At the same time the Chickens just finished restocking their inventory, and they immediately went back on the hunt. Soon enough the shark remerged and both teams sailed onwards to the mech coming back up for oxygen. As soon as they made it, both teams went on the assault.
"EAT THE RICH!" Wane shouted as he shot a bag of marbles at the shark, which Carlton had smacked away with the tail.
"Not today Wario!" Carlton grinned as he replied.
The marbles got knocked back in Wane's direction, "WAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Wane ran out of the way flailing his arms ala Kermit the Frog, leaving some of his riches that he could barely fit in his pockets to be knocked off the ship. "MY GOLD!" Wane cried as his riches sunk to the bottom. "NOOOOOOOO!" Wane cried before snapping into a look of rage, "That's it, you're dead! START WRITING YOUR WILL!" Wane growled before hopping into Becky's cannon. "You! Fire me at the shark!"
"Don't need to tell me twice," Becky spoke with relief before lighting the match.
BOOM
Wane was sent flying through the air, Becky chuckled before catching a raised eyebrow from Sasha "I mean, oh no what have I done?" Becky feigned guilt as Wane crashed right through the window that served as the shark's eye.
"What the f-?" Billy questioned as Wane grabbed a fire extinguisher and bashed all the panels. "You know that's not gonna work, right?"
"How so?" Wane kept smashing everything.
"To defeat this shark, you have to destroy the main engine." Carlton explained as he kept moving the shark, "And don't even bother, it's not in here."
"Rats!" Wane cursed as he kept smashing the panels with the extinguisher.
"Why are you still smashing things?" Billy asked.
"Because it's fun!" Wane then sprayed another panel with the extinguisher. Wane then grabbed a tank filled with flammable chemicals and tossed it out the window. The tank landed in the water with a splash, Timothy then viewed the RC boat's live feed where it floated over to the mecha shark's jaw, where inside Timothy spotted the main engine.
"It's no use!" Beatrice called out, "We can't get any damage in!" Beatrice looked around for other items to use against the shark.
"Wait!" Timothy exclaimed, "I've got an idea."
"Really?" Beatrice asked.
"Yep." Timothy then ran over to the front of the boat, looking down at Elizabeth. "Hey Liz, go grab that tank and get it in the shark's mouth!"
"Finally! 'cause this is getting really uncomfortable," Elizabeth sighed in relief before untying herself and leaping into the water, and swimming over to the oxygen tank.
"Timothy, what are you-" Melissa went over to Timothy who was now digging through one of the crates.
"Just trust me on this one." Timothy handed her a harpoon launcher, before pulling out a lighter and heating the tip of the harpoon. "Once Elizabeth gets the tank in the shark's mouth, shoot it."
"Isn't this from a movie?" Melissa asked, only for Flora to pat her on the shoulder.
Flora gave a sympathetic look, "Mel, trust him."
Melissa groaned, "Fine."
As the chickens continued to shoot cannonballs at the shark Bot, and whatever else they could find, Elizabeth got the tank and swam it near the shark, "Now what?" Melissa called for Timothy.
"Get it's attention!" Timothy replied.
"OK." Elizabeth turned to the shark. "Hey!" she called for the shark, "Theater is... uh... dumb!"
The shark head sharply turned to Elizabeth; the camera zooms in on a now enraged Carlton "WHAT!?" Carlton then made the robot shark make a beeline for Elizabeth, who held the tank out.
"Is this your plan?" Melissa questioned Timothy.
"Wait is she...?" Sasha wondered before throwing one of the empty crates at the mechanical shark.
Once the metal shark was near, Elizabeth let go of the tank, and before the shark could chomp down on her, she was yoinked away at the last second by a life preserver pulled by Kodi and Brandon. The shark bit into the tank and carries it around in its teeth.
Melissa breathes a sigh in relief, "Thank god she's okay."
Timothy took this time to brag, "See what happens when you have faith in-"
"Okay, I get it! What do you want, a cookie?" Melissa rolled her eyes.
"Not but I will take a secret." Timothy grins.
Melissa kicked him in the groin before taking aim at the shark, "Alright, just got to aim it right."
Paige saw what Melissa was doing, "Oh no they don't." Paige grabbed two sticks and quickly started a fire, which she used to ignite the sticks to use as a makeshift arrow before setting up her bow and taking aim at the shark.
Melissa and Paige ready their weapons as the shark turns around, both ships nose to nose as the shark barreled towards them.
Brandon looks up through a telescope to see Paige, "Guys, I think they have the same idea!" he told the frogs.
"Come on Mel, what are you waiting for?" Timothy urged Melissa to fire.
"A closer target, we got one shot!" Melissa exclaimed.
Becky yelled up to Paige, "Come on Paige, aren't you a trained sniper? Shoot his shiny metal ass already!"
"It's not that easy to hit a moving target in a specific spot!" Paige yelled down.
Both teams brace themselves for collision, Melissa and Paige took their aims as the shark bot came closer. Wane still breaking things, Hack sighed in acceptance "Well, a good captain always goes down with the ship." While Pamela was on hand in the case of any injuries. Melissa, Paige. Both players got eyes on the target, the tank of flammable chemicals right near the shark's main engine.
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Both girls fired their shots, and the harpoon and arrow soared through the air in a race to the finish. Time slowed down as both projectiles were near the tank.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The teams looked away as a huge explosion burst the shark sub's face off, revealing the inner workings of the shark as well as the interns piloting it, oh, and Wane stomping on a soda machine. "Well, that challenge ended with a BANG!" Carlton quipped as he hung from his harnesses.
"Indeed!" Billy put on a life jacket before giving one to Carlton, "But who won?"
"Well, that would be..." Carlton hopped into the jaw to see what managed to make it in. After a little while of digging he pulled out the item that was victorious in hitting the chemicals and it was...
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...The Frog's harpoon. "The Frogs! Congratulations you guys, you've won the challenge for today!"
"Dammit!" Wane threw the fire extinguisher out the shark's eye before putting on his own life jacket.
While Wane raged, the Frogs began to celebrate their new victory, "Let's go guys! We did it!" Brandon cheered as Kodi gave him a high five.
"All thanks to Timothy and Melissa!" Flora pointed out.
Beatrice smiled, "Yeah, great job there guys! You did amazing!"
"Um, before we celebrate, can we get back to shore first?" Melissa asked, to which Hack and Pamela nodded in response.
After a short trip back via lifeboats, both teams had made it back to the island where the Frogs could now really celebrate their victory for the day.
"Everyone did great today!" Beatrice yelled out in happiness as the Frogs were giddy with joy.
Kodi smiled, "Yeah! This was so much fun too!"
"Well you guys can celebrate more later, because right now, the Chickens are gonna have to decide who they're going to vote off for the d-" Pamela began but was cut off by the noise of someone slowly walking towards them while carrying something.
"Finally..." The voice weakly let out, "An actual challenge on this good-for-nothing island!" The voice was coming from none other than King, who was carrying the fried corpse of the shark he encountered, though his wounds we're much worse than they were earlier due to him having to swim back, "Don't... worry pieces of trash... I'm well aware I am superior to you..." King had a very insane-looking grin on his face.
"JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?" Wane yelled out in response to King's injuries.
"Is that a shark?!" Van covered her eyes to avoid seeing King's wounds.
Becky's eyes widened with amazement, "I've never seen a shark attack victim before, so much better than I was expecting!"
"Oi! Matey what happened to you!" Hack let out as he looked at the injured King, only to not get a response.
Pamela approached the rich boy, "King!" Pamela waved, only to find out that King was now unconscious, only appearing like he wasn't due to the fact that he was still somehow standing. "Well... I'm gonna take King over here to the medical tent, congratulations to the Chickens on their victory!"
"Yea- wait what? I thought we won?" Melissa pointed out.
"One, lawsuits, two, King managed to somehow kill an actual shark, which is technically more impressive than a controlled fake shark." Pamela replied, "But since there is clearly a medical emergency, count yourselves lucky Frogs, I'm making this an emergency reward challenge, Chickens, you can have... uh... something, we'll figure it out."
"Speaking of figuring things out..." Wane cracked his knuckles as he walked over to Billy and Carlton, "How about we figure out how I'm gonna put you in a coffin for making me lose money, shall we?"
Carlton gulped as he slowly backed away, "Hey now... let's not get violent! Billy help me out here!" Carlton chuckled as he looked over to where Billy was, only to find that he had made a bolt away from Wane, "BILLY! WAIT UP!"
Wane growled as he chased after the two interns, with Hack watching the sights unfold.
"Well, that sure was an interesting ending, have the Chicken's finally taken back their spot in the game? Will Timothy be more appreciated by his team for his victory today, and will I get a huge cut taken out of my pay for letting a mauling happen on screen? Arrr... find out next time on...
Total...
Drama...
Sakamannano Island!"
FreshmEn: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Boy another chapter so quickly?! What? You didn't think Zory wasn't writing anything over my long absence did you? He finished his part in this and another future episode over the course of unlawgust. That's really all I gotta say here so uhhh bye. Also rip Buck and Mitch, the shark only could fit two people.
Zoryan El Muerto: We officially jumped the shark!
Teams:
Freezing Chickens: Becky, King, Paige, Sasha, Van, Wane
Flaming 'Frogs': Beatrice, Brandon, Elizabeth, Flora, Kodi, Melissa, Timothy
[1] You all know Bruce from Jaws
Idol Status:
Immunity Idol: Found by ?
Vote Steal Idol: Not found
Second Chance Idol: Found and used by King