Drew cracked his neck as he waited for his wrestling match against Stewie to start. Both of them had looks of cockiness on their faces, but Stewie seemed to be a little more determined than Drew after his previous loss in the ring. The two sat in their sides of the ring impatiently as they waited for the...

DING, DING, DING

At the sound of the bell, Drew and Stewie circled the ring before they locked up collar and elbow. Winning this match meant everything, since they were rivals back in the 90's and were still going at it well into their 50s. Stewie headbutted Drew before locking his nemesis in a headlock before the Stone launched his enemy off into the ropes. The Texas Rattlesnake rebounded off the ropes as he went over a prone Drew. Drew managed to get up and leapt over an incoming Stewie before he turned around and got ready to back-body drop Frozen Rock.

Instead, Stewie Ashton grabbed Drew and drove him shoulder-first into the southwest steel post. With Drew falling to his bum in the corner, Frozen Rock proceeded to stomp a mudhole into Jones. Digging his boot into the midsection of his longtime rival, until Drew caught his foot and stood up before pushing Stewie into the center of the ring. He went for the Stoney Abyss before Stewie elbowed Drew before he began to attempt his very-own finisher, the Frozen Rock Stunner. Only for Drew to push him off. Stewie then ran at Drew, with Drew ducking a clothesline and clotheslining Stewie in response to the attempted hit.

"AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! AND NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME! NOT JON CINA! NOT TRIPLE V! NOT NICK FOLLY! NOT EVEN-" Drew's over-the-top pandering was interrupted by a steel chair to the back of Drew's head. Knocking Drew down to his knees before he slammed the chair repeatedly into The Stone's back.

"Do you ever stop talking?" Stewie questioned as he placed the chair under The Stone's head and slammed his face into it multiple times.

Watching from backstage Pamela and Hack were watching as the former winced, "Shouldn't we do something?" she asked Hack.

"Ar Lassie, it's a wrestling match, you can't just interrupt it." Hack replied as he drank a cola that was stabbed into his hook hand.

Back in the ring, Stewie turned Drew over for the pinfall cover. "One..." Drew managed to kick his way out of the pin, and pulled himself off the ground. Stewie then punched away at Drew before he picked him up and dropped him with a vertical suplex. He then bounced off the ropes and threw up double birds before dropping his elbows on Drew's face, going for another cover for a two-count.

Stewie slid to the outside of the ring and grabbed a kendo stick, readying it to swing it at Drew, only for Drew to catch the stick with his hand while using his free arm to elbow Stewie in the side of the face. Drew then wailed Frozen Rock with the kendo stick in the gut before repeatedly whacking Stewie's back with it to send him into the northwest corner.

Drew then hit a corner clothesline on Stewie before grabbing Frozen Rock by the head and ramming his face into the opposite turnbuckle as Drew leaps through the ropes, heading up to the top rope as Stewie staggered. Drew then leaped through the air and hit a diving crossbody on his enemy for life, hooking his leg for only a two count.

Drew then readied to hit the Stoney Abyss as Stewie got up, with the hit connecting and sending him down. The ref made the count for Drew's pin, "One..." After that came, "Two..." before Stewie popped a shoulder up.

"GAH!" Drew then picked up Stewie and went for the Stoney Abyss again, only for Stewie to counter with the Frozen Rock Stunner. The impact sent Drew flopping around the ring like a fish out of water. Stewie went for a cover. "One...Two..." and nope Drew's still alive in this match-up.

Stewie growled before he went out and brought a table into the ring, he then set up the table before going to Drew. Drew responded by attempting a Stoney Abyss before Stewie countered into his own Stoney Abyss, hitting his enemy with his own move. But this didn't put him down as when Stewie then tried to copy Drew's finisher, Drew used his strategy of copying to copy Stewie's finishing stunner. This hit sent Stewie straight to the floor, and if Drew was a fish out of water earlier, Stewie was a shark out of water.

Drew then delivered a spine buster to Stewie into the table, Drew pumped himself up before he walked around to Stewie's head and the ropes behind it. The crowd cheered him on as he slowly removed his elbow pad, swinging his arms around as he ran off the ropes and fired an invisible rifle before delivering 'The People's Elbow'. Hooking Stewie's leg for the cover, "One... Two..."

Stewie kicked out, only for Drew to expect the kick coming. The Stone pulled his rival's legs as he sat down on the spine of Frozen Rock, the Texan crawled to the ropes, even though it won't really do anything. Stweie still grabbed the rope and pulled himself underneath it, causing Drew to lose his grip and break the hold.

He went to get Stewie back into the ring, only for Stewie to bash him on the head with another steal chair. Stewie then brought another table into the ring and set it up near the southeast corner, he then sat Drew on the top rope before he prepared to give Drew a superplex into the table, only for Drew to counter with punches to the gut before he headbutted Stewie repeatedly. He then adjusted his feet and hooked Stewie up for an 'AVALANCH STONEY ABYSS' THROUGH THE TABLE!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted as Drew draped an arm over Stewie as the ref counted, "One... Two... Three..."

DING DING DING!

The Stone's music played as Drew gets to his knees, chuckling to himself as he looks down at his fallen adversary. "Next time you try and take my title while I'm running my reality show, don't." Drew held his arms up in victory, it was so worth leaving the show behind for this.


This mini was written by Zoryan El Muerto, as opposed to FreshmEn