Elizabeth, Wane, Melissa, and Timothy segments as well as commercial break written by FreshmEn
Van and Kaito segments as well as The Intro, Owie Wowie, Mail Drop, and Cool or Lame written by Zoryan El Muerto
The guitar riff began to play as the letters 'TDSA' appeared on the screen before showing the previous six eliminations.
"I tried. Goodbye everyone!" Elizabeth waved, "It was nice meeting you all!"
"Noooooo!" Wane cried out as he floated away, with Melissa slightly chuckling at his expense.
"Hell to the no!" Timothy took off his sunglasses and handed them to Flora, "You're gonna win this season, so don't quit now when it's your time to shine! I'll be rooting for you every second I'm off the show, so don't go and disappoint me! Also, if you ever get the chance, get rid of Melissa for my sake!" Timothy told Flora as he hopped in the floater.
"Fine, I won't make a big scene before I leave, but I will say I'm at least glad to have made the merge before I went home." Melissa got in the floater and let it carry her away, "But if we're ever in a season again Sasha, do know that you won't make it past the first elimination!" Melissa threatened as she was taken away.
Kaito softly smiled, "I mean it, you're why I stayed this time. Thanks for everything." Kaito pulled Van into a tight hug. Van pulled back and gave Kaito a quick peck on the cheek and teared up as it came time for him to take the floater, "My time has come..."
"Oh goodbye cruel world!" Van joked as she stepped into the cage and Paige watched with a sad look on her face, "Oh how I'll miss thee!" Van saluted as Drew closed the cage and sent her off in the floater.
The screen cut back to the letters before showing a shot of Alex, May, and the previous losers in the aftermath studio, with the subtitle 'Total Drama Sakamannano Aftermath' above them.
Intro Start
Multiple cameras popped out from surfboards, tiki torches, statues of Drew, and other objects on the island. The camera then flew past Drew, Pamela, and Hack, with the former two arguing about something and the latter drinking from a barrel of rum.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The Camera went up the dead volcano, revealing Kaito setting up some of his stargazing equipment, and Vanessa helping him out.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera jumped down into the volcano, where Timothy was listening in on Kaito and Van's conversation with a radio. In addition to Timothy being there, Wane was checking the cages of shame for any lost coins or valuables.
"I wanna be famous." Wane dusted off one of the cages, revealing that Alex somehow got trapped inside. Wane tipped the cage over and kicked Alex out, before hopping inside of it to search for valuables.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made a cut to inside the mess hall, where Kodi was teaching Will how to play Chambers and Beasts at a table, with Will shaking his head and pretending to understand how to play the game.
"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved outside where Melissa and Beatrice were chatting together.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." To the left of Melissa and Beatrice, May was walking until Paige jumped out of the bushes, scaring the daydreamer.
"I'll get there one day." The camera moved towards the nearby Hilahala hut, where Wyatt and Flora were both petting Spirit's belly.
"Cause I wanna be famous." On the other side of the area where the Haaheo mansion was, Klaas and King were playing a match of poker, with almost all of the chips being on King's side.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving away from the hut and the mansion, Persephone and Sasha could be seen arguing about something.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the beach of the island, where an oil-covered Brandon could be seen fixing up an old boat. Behind him, Elizabeth was pretending to be a scarecrow.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, the camera moved over to Becky, who was writing down song lyrics in a notepad. Becky turned around and noticed the camera, elbowing it to the ground for privacy. The shot was then cut to Buck, Mitch, Carlton, and Billy, who all set the camera down for the final shot, as they got the camera in position they ran behind Drew, causing the camera to flash and take a photo of all of everyone previously seen. The screen moved back to show the photo on a postcard that read 'Aloha from Hawaii!" with whistling accompanying it.
Intro End
The crowd cheered as the set of the Sakamannano aftermath was shown, with the all the losers of the pre merge sitting in the peanut gallery as the mystery announcer made the introduction of the hosts "Everybody give it up for your Total Drama Aftermath hosts... Alex Parker and May Summers!"
The two hosts arrived on set, both in their business casual attires as they sat down on the bench. "Thank you... guys, I swear doing this has sort of become second nature to us. Right... Alex?" May asked her cohost.
"I'm still wondering who's doing that voice that introduces us at the start of these things." Alex admitted, "And how come we haven't seen them at the meetings."
"I'm sure... it's... nothing to be worried about." May patted Alex's shoulder before she let out a yawn. "Anyway, we have a stacked card ahead of us tonight. Because we have... not one, not... two, not three, not four, not... even... five. But... Six guests. That's right, SIX interviews all in the same show."
"That's right May, we have Elizabeth, captain of the flaming frogs and audience favorite to win the big one," Alex spoke as Elizabeth was shown on the monitor before it showed Wane counting money. "Then we have the obnoxious money grabber Wane."
"Next is the most heated rivalry of the entire season Timothy and Melissa." May stated as an image Timothy and Melissa slap fighting was shown on screen. "Then it's the retur...ning Kaito making his second time on the aftermath, and his confirmed... life partner Van." May announced as the monitor then showed Kaito and Van blushing as they held hands.
"And between all those interviews we have the classic OWIE WOWIE, we also have two brand new segments." Alex held up two fingers, "Maildrop, where our eliminated contestants read fan mail, and Cool or Lame. Last night we asked our guests to make or bring one item with them, and the peanut gallery will determine if they think the item is cool."
May pressed a green button which made a ding sound, "Or... lame." She then pressed a red button that made a buzzer noise.
"But before we get too all that let's start things off with a favorite amongst fans of Total Drama, OWIE WOWIE," Alex announced.
Timothy was shown near a soccer field during the metal detecting challenge, where his detector picked up something. Just then he was hit in the nuts by an errant soccer ball, a kid laughed before they kicked the ball back to his game. Timothy groaned, "Who even let kids on this island?"
The second clip showed Will in his diving suit carrying a stack of plates through the kitchen, only to slip on a sponge and fall onto his back. But luckily he managed to keep the stack of plates up, "Yes!" He celebrated before a stray bird blindsided him and knocked him down, shattering the plates he just cleaned.
After that, we see Drew running down the ramp at his first Royal Rumble match in the wrestling company he works for. As he made it to ringside he tripped and ended up falling right underneath the ring, like his entire body was fully under the squared circle. He quickly got out and slid in the ring as most of the audience and the commentators were holding in chuckles at this botch.
Melissa was then shown dribbling her basketball before she tried to shoot a three-pointer, only for the ball to bounce off the rim and knock her down by hitting her in the face. Timothy then appeared in a bush and cackled at her, only for the ball to bounce and bonk his head.
Kodi was shown walking through the woods, only to be caught in another snare trap that flailed him around before he hung upside down.
Kaito was then shown at the observatory where he was gathering some valuable equipment. Only to grab a load baring computer which knocked over a mountain of papers and gadgets that sent a giant ball of Jupiter to roll at him, he yelped and ran for away before he was trampled by the planet.
"Alright, now let's get to our first guest of the night." Alex stated, "She was a crowd favorite, a girl who grew up on a farm and made to the family scarecrow and has proven to be a capable and fair leader to her team. Give a warm welcome to Elizabeth!"
The crowd cheered wildly as Elizabeth came on stage, feeling flustered by the amount of applause she's receiving. "Golly, this is all so much... I don't know what to say."
"Welcome to the... stage... captain." May gave a quick salute to her former teammate as Elizabeth sat down, "We've got a fair... amount of questions to go through here, so hopefully we... can get through them all..." May yawned as she pulled out a clipboard with questions on it, "One... fan... was wondering how you feel about Timothy and Melissa still arguing even after... you told them to stop... Yeah, how does that make you feel?" May looked up from the clipboard.
Elizabeth let out an annoyed groan, "I just give up at this point. There's not really much point in trying to break them up any more."
"You lasted longer than I would've." Alex rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, "I would've gone crazy after, maybe, the third or fourth time I walked in on it happening." Alex grabbed the clipboard from May, "But from Alexneushoorn we have, 'Do you hold anything against Wane for cheating you out of the game the way he did?'."
Elizabeth let out a small chuckle, "I definitely wanted to give the guy a piece of my mind when he got here... but I think Melissa did enough." The aftermath T.V. then played the clip of Melissa throwing the explosive pineapple at Wane's back and then him getting eliminated, "I just hope I can get on another season so I can try winning again."
"That's... fair." May nodded in response to what Elizabeth said, "But I feel like I'd still have a lot to say to... Wane, eliminated or not. But that's... irrelevant right now, what's important is this next question... from a fan that asks 'Elizabeth... if you could bring one Chicken... over to your team, who would it be and why?' I think I'd like to know your answer for this question too, I don't... recall you talking to the Chickens all too often..."
Elizabeth thought for a moment, "I think... I'd like to have Wyatt on my team. I think we share enough interests to hit it off, and I think he could've made it further if he didn't get disqualified."
The camera panned over to the peanut gallery to show Wyatt giving a light shrug and a small smile in response to Elizabeth's faith in him. After showing Wyatt's reaction, the camera moved back to May and Alex, "Wyatt... huh... not who I was expecting..." May yawned and looked at another question, "Here's... one, 'Elizabeth... of the challenges... you didn't get to participate in... which one do you think was the easiest... and which was the hardest?'"
"I think the easiest of the future challenges probably would've been egg parenting for me," Elizabeth gave a grin, "Not to brag, but back home I've raised plenty of chickens, and knowing how to care for their offspring is important when caring for them. As for the hardest, hmm, I don't think I'd be able to win the raft challenge... everyone there was definitely going way too hard for me to keep up."
"I would've said the pineapple challenge due to the stress." Alex shrugged as he grabbed the clipboard, "Here we've got a question that asks, 'Elizabeth, do you plan to be on any other reality shows?'"
Elizabeth laughed and shook her head, "I don't think I'd be able to land another shot on another reality show and besides, I still gotta make time for the farm back home, so I can't just keep heading off to be on tv. Maybe if it was another season based on a farm I might." Elizabeth joked.
"Well for the next question, we have one that... asks... "Can you share a fun story from off-screen to give us... an... idea of what the show was like when the cameras were off? I'd love to know!" May asks managing to stay awake a little longer than normal.
Elizabeth hums while thinking, "Well, I'd say something the cameras never really showed were how many sports we played while waiting for the next episode. Fitting because Melissa was on our team, I suppose, but I remember we played a lot of basketball and street hockey in between episodes. Timothy once tried to be goalie and that... didn't go very well for him." Elizabeth laughs.
May and Alex cringe at the thought of what possibly could've happened to Timothy off-screen before Alex moved on to the next question, "Could you give some tips for a fellow farmer looking to join reality tv?" Alex asked the question before looking to May, "Didn't think our rural audience was so large."
"You... learn something new every day." May replied as Elizabeth thought of an answer to the question.
"I would say... try not to be too competitive." Elizabeth gave her answer to the question, "I think focusing on how to win the game too much can lead to people disliking you, and obviously, that won't be good come the next vote," Elizabeth lightly chuckled, "Just try to go through things the same way as you'd go through your day to day life I guess." Elizabeth shrugged.
May then looked to the next question, "Alright... here's a good one. What do you plan to do once the show is over?" May asked Elizabeth before coming up with her own idea, "Would it involve being a professional... scarecrow?" May joked as Elizabeth rolled her eyes in response.
"No." Elizabeth bluntly answered, "I would like to move onto more professional farming when I get older. Maybe adopt my ma and pa's farms with my siblings or starting up my own. Continuing the family tradition, ya know?"
Alex put his hands behind his head, "Nothing else? Seems like a simple life to long for."
Elizabeth laughed, "So many people love aiming for these rich lifestyles when you can be just as happy enjoying a good life on a small farm, watching the sun go down each night."
"To each their own I guess." Alex replied as he grabbed the next question, "Here we go, 'do you have a memory you'll cherish for a long time even after the show is over?'"
"I'll definitely remember all the things I did with Melissa while on the show, we might not have agreed on everything, but doing small things like playing catch with her was always fun." Elizabeth answered honestly.
May gave a slight smile, "Well that's nice to... hear," May looked over at a clock, "Looks like we've still got time for... two or three questions, so since we're almost out of time, how about this one? 'How far do you think you would've made it on the show if you were on the Chickens' team instead?'"
"I'm not too sure I'd do very well on their team." Elizabeth replied, "I think a huge part in my team's success was how well we worked together most of the time, but the Chickens didn't really function as well as we did... especially given the incident during that storm bunker episode." Elizabeth cringed at the thought of Becky and Sasha's falling out, "Plus I don't think they'd like my idea of leadership."
"Fair enough, I guess." Alex replied as he grabbed a new question, "Looks like this'll be our final question of the night, so let's end things off with 'is there anybody on the show you'd say you hate?'"
Elizabeth shook her head, "I can't say I hate anyone on the show, yeah there are some people I dislike, sure, but I don't really dislike anyone enough to say I hate them. The only person who kinda gets close to that bar is Wane, I guess, and I'm sure you can think of why." Elizabeth joked.
"Makes sense..." May yawned as she turned to the audience, "Well everyone give a round... of applause to Elizabeth." May asked the audience as they all begin to clap for Elizabeth as she got up and went over to the peanut gallery.
"Now with the fan's most likely to win contestant out of the way, we can move on to the person who they voted as the least likely to win." Alex began.
May continued the announcement, "Indeed... our next guest is... practically despised by everyone... the greediest person you'll ever meet... was taken down by his own hubris, and did very well in the competition despite all of these weaknesses. Give it up for... Wane!"
Wane slid onto the stage and gave a big grin to the audience as not that many people cheered for him, "Yeah yeah, I know, I'm pretty great!" Wane laughed as he stroked his own ego, "Alright, one with the questions slippy boy." Wane ordered Alex.
"Ok." Alex rolled his eyes as he grabbed a question, "Here's one, how would you react to any criticisms thrown your way regarding how you acted when you were on th-"
"You can stop it right there Alex," Wane laughed, "Because I can just remind everyone in that audience that their most voted and loved character Elizabeth lost to ME! And nothing any of you do is ever gonna change that!" Wane laughed, "SUCK IT!"
"That doesn't... really an-" May began but was cut off by Wane.
Wane leaned forward obnoxiously, "Nobody asked, May! Now get on with the questions!"
May groaned in annoyance to Wane's behavior, "From Alex again we have 'Is there anything you won't do for money?'"
"Pssh, nothing could be too bad confirmed to getting money." Wane leaned back, "I would've made a couple of pretty pennies off of my trinkets from the show if it weren't for my bag ripping," Wane complained, "Still can't believe something like that happened to me." Wane shook his head.
"Yeah... real unfortunate for poor old Wane." Alex sarcastically replied.
Wane fake sobbed, "I know... I try so hard and get punished for everything, now hurry up already!"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it." Alex's eye twitched from Wane's constant annoying behavior, here we have a fan who wonders if you have advice for aspiring contestants? Elizabeth gave us some good advice last time so tell us what you got."
Wane laughed, "If by good advice you mean that same garbage about sticking true to yourself that everyone gives people to make them feel better than you're right! Well guess what, the real best way to play the game is to take out anyone who gets in your way, I should've focused on getting rid of Melissa first and I would've won the whole season, I guarantee that's what would've happened!"
May and Alex both snickered at Wane's promise, with the conman glaring at them in response, "Sure... keep telling yourself that Wane..." May laughed as she grabbed a question, "'Do you regret anything you've done while on the... show?'"
"HA!" Wane let out and slapped his knee, "That's a good one May, you should become a comedian! No I don't regret anything while on the show except for losing my chance to win some money!" Wane shook his head, "And not getting rid of Melissa! If I had known she'd go all rambo on me I would've gotten rid of her as soon as possible!"
"You'd never be able to get Melissa eliminated, if we're being honest," Alex shut Wane down immediately, "So our next question is, 'Which contestant would you say give you the most trouble on the show?'"
Wane cracked his knuckles, "Definitely Sasha... or King... both of those idiots would stop me from stealing their stuff! I don't see in any harm in them losing a few valuables here and there, like why does King care so much about a necklace, or why does Sasha care about any of the belongings in her room? I don't see why I can't just have them myself!"
Both May and Alex gave a blank stare to Wane before looking at each other, "Yeah... I can't think of why." Alex bluntly replied.
"Anyways," May cleared her throat, "Our next question asks 'Is there literally anyone on this show that you liked?' I'd like to know the answer... to this as well." May asked.
Wane leaned back a bit, "Yeah... for all my time on the show the struggles of one person really captivated me. They were the ultimate underdog and had the world against them, they're handsome, charming, and anyone would like them..."
"Is their name Wane?" May asked.
Wane sighed, "Yes, their name was Wane, and they were unfairly eliminated from Total Drama." Wane shook his head in disappointment, "Oh and Brandon was alright, I liked hanging out with him I guess."
"Well, looks like your favorite contestant only has time for one more question before we can hive the boot." Alex glared at Wane, "And that final question asks, 'Wane, assuming you actually did win the prize money, what would you do with it?' Lemme take a guess it involves making yourself even richer?"
Wane smirked, "Oh you know me so well Alex, why I'd use the money to open the ultimate investment! I'd make sure everyone knows about how great Wane INC is so they'd all invest, but in reality, there'd be a little clause on the investment that says none of it goes to Wane INC, but just goes straight to my pockets! I'd become the richest man on earth in no time, because all those fools would vote for me!" Wane evilly laughed while pointing at himself.
Alex just blinked, "...Yeah, I'm sure you'd earn a lot of money in no time Wane..." Alex cleared his throat, "Fortunately for us, Wane, your time for questions is over and you can get out of here so we can move onto our commercial break." Alex told Wane as the conman scoffed and walked over to the peanut gallery, "Now onto today's sponsor, which is from Plunder: Darkness Tales."
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May yawns as the paper crown she's wearing falls off, "Or... sick of games coming out and being... glorified tech demos?" The green screen in the background flickers for a moment.
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May just nods in response to what Alex said, "Yeah... we'll only play Plunder in our free time... we won't do anything else... how about you all go download the game while we finish the show and we'll totally get back to you on playing it?" May stated as more of their fantasy set fell apart, "And so this set doesn't kill us?" The commercial ended shortly after as a part of the set fall off and broke the camera recording it.
The camera cut back to the aftermath studio, "Now with the commercial break done and gone let's welcome our next two contestants who will be doing their interview together, "The first one is the neighborhood tattletale, tells nothing but the truth, and likes to spy too much, while the next contestant is a master of sports, is a well-respected student back home, and was stabbed in the back by an innocent DND nerd-"
"Don't say it like that! He practically died over that decision!" Melissa's voice called out from the side.
"...Who was unfortunately betrayed by Kodi, who was forced to take a side." Alex corrected himself, "It's Timothy and Melissa!"
The crowd roared as the two hopped on stage, with both of them looking away from each other, "Why did you put us together!?" Timothy angrily asked, "I don't wanna share a seat with her!"
"I don't wanna share a seat with him either!" Melissa replied as Timothy blew a raspberry at her, "Real mature Timothy." Melissa rolled her eyes.
"Ahem," May grabbed the two's attention, "Well... Tim gets the first question... Alex wants to know, 'What made you a teacher's pet back home?'"
Timothy smirked, "I would expose all the troublemakers to the teacher!" Timothy proudly admitted, "One time a kid vandalized the bathrooms so I took a picture of him in the act and sent it to all the teachers, he got suspended for a week because of it!"
"A little harsh for vandalism," Melissa mumbled
"It was deserved! If you don't make an example out of the troublemakers they continue to break the law!" Timothy replied.
Melissa just groaned as May asked the next question, "Also from Alex we have 'if you could go back to the... beginning of the season to fix some of your... mistakes, what would you fix?'"
Melissa glared at Timothy, "Voting for Alex instead of just having Timothy voted off from the start, sorry for my lapse in judgement Alex."
"Uh... thanks?" Alex shrugged.
"Oh yeah, yeah, pick on little Timothy again, why don't you?" Timothy made a scene, "It's not like that's the only thing you did the season!"
Melissa groaned, "Well maybe less people would 'pick on you' if you respected people's privacy more!"
"I stopped like halfway through my run Melissa!" Timothy snarled, "Stop bringing up the past!"
Alex got between the two, "Uh, let's move on to Tim's next question, which asks, 'Do you have any feelings for Flora?'"
Timothy shook his head, "Nope, I promise I'm married to the truth and only the truth, I don't have time for romance... probably." Timothy paused for a moment.
"Was hoping for a more... interesting answer." May stated before looking at Melissa, "Melissa, 'Are you upset that you lost so early into the merge?'"
Melissa sighed, "Of course I'm upset about that, I thought I had a guaranteed elimination, but had the rug pulled from right under me!" Melissa groaned, "I should've kept a better track on my team."
"Or maybe you shouldn't have voted me off Melissa!" Timothy yelled at Melissa, "If I were in I could've voted with you with Flora helping me, and you'd still be in!" Timothy sneered.
"Well neither of us are in now, Timothy." Melissa replied, "So maybe you should just move on already!"
Timothy got up, "Don't tell me when I should move on! If you can bring up the past I can bring up the past too!" Timothy yelled at the athlete.
"Calm down!" Melissa yelled back, "You're making a big deal out of nothing!"
"I'll show you a big deal!" Timothy pounced on Melissa as the two got into a dust cloud brawl, leading to a mess being made in the aftermath studio.
"Uh... commercial break!?" May yelled out.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!
"Alright, after all that squabble." May nervously chuckled as we came back to the aftermath, with Melissa and Timothy sitting on opposite ends of the peanut gallery bench, arms crossed and frowns equally deep. "I think it's time we move onto our first new segment of the aftermath... Maildrop!"
Funny music played as the screen showed a letter shower, Alex then explained the layout "Alright, since the first ep of Saka we've gotten a bunch of fan mail from viewers. Drew approved of the segment as long as he got to pick the method of delivery." Alex said as a bull then burst through a wall and bucked a large sack of mail onto the stage.
"Well, that's one... way to deliver mail," May spoke as the bull then burst through another wall and out of this chapter. "Alright if me or Alex call the name of an eliminated contestant, then they shall come up and pick up your fanmail." she and Alex searched through letters.
"Oh Persephone looks like you got a package," Alex told the princess as he handed the third boot of the season a large package.
"As usual you start with the most important member of the gallery." Persephone boasted as she grabbed the box and opened it up to reveal a painting of her sitting on a throne with a crown and scepter.
"All hail the queen!" A Persephone fan cried.
Persephone chuckled, "Well they certainly captured my good side."
Alex then found a note for him from Will, saying that he's doing super good and that he's winning for the both of them, "That's nice." Alex gave a light smile.
"Ooo, looks like Wyatt got a letter from the park." May handed Wyatt an envelope.
Wyatt read the letter, "It's from the guys, they wish me luck next season. And hey, Spirit, they sent your favorite toy." Wyatt held up a rubber squeaky pizza, which Spirit happily growled before he grabbed it with his teeth.
"Becky, for you." Alex handed the metalhead her package, which she opened and saw an album.
"They used my songs." Becky smiled as she looked at the list of song titles, which included ones she wrote during her time on the island.
"Awww the devil herself has a soft side." Timothy teased her before Melissa smacked him on the head.
"Speaking of Tim, your biggest fan sent this," Alex said as he handed Timothy a package.
Timothy grabbed it and opened up the box to reveal "Gasp, the household item secret surveillance collection!" He pulled out "The lamp cam, the vase cam, the pillow microphone, the remote cam with 360-degree lens, the Screaming Camera man painting... all things I don't need anymore... huh..." Timothy looked down at the camera as he realized he was done for good with the snooping act.
Melissa sighed, "Well see how long that act lasts," She then found a package for her that had a signed basketball from her favorite player, which she dribbled and spun on her finger.
"Ah, I remember this." May held up a frame picture of her middle school graduation where she drifted off during her acceptance speech.
Klaas then read a letter for him, "How do you spell your name again?" He read before he questioned "Is that all they wrote?" Klaas looked at the letter in disappointment.
And lastly, Elizabeth found a basket of fruit from her parents, along with a note from them. "Liz, if you're reading this. Your father and I are so proud of what you've done on the show, and we have some good news for you when you come home." Elizabeth then gasped as she read the last part of the letter, saying that she didn't have to be the scarecrow as much anymore.
"Alright, as these guys keep looking through their fan mail, let's bring out our next guest." Alex said as he sat back down in the couch, "Making his grand return to the aftermath, brother to the queen of punk rock... Kaito Kiyora."
The crowd cheered as Kaito walked back onto the stage he once appeared on, waving at the crowd before he sat back down. "Well, didn't think I'd be back here so soon." Kaito sat down on the bench.
"Kaito, you were chosen by the fans for a second chance in the game. How do you consider your performance the second time around?" Alex asked Kaito.
"I think I did fairly well, I mean I made it to the final ten. That's something, right?" Kaito chuckled.
"Also you seemed way more... social than your last run in the game," May said, "Looks like I don't... need to call you out... this time."
"Well if I was gonna be playing for a million again I might as well make the best of it this time. Van was right, sometimes you need to get away from work and enjoy life." Kaito sighed as he thought about Van. "She definitely made my second run pleasant."
"I gotta say not only was your game better socially, but also your strategy skills." Alex added, "I gotta say, how did you get King to join your alliance?"
"Seriously, how could he join you and not me!" Persephone outraged.
"Honestly I'm still not entirely sure myself." Kaito rubbed the back of his head. "Not that it really did me any favors as I was immediately kicked off after the murder mystery challenge."
"Yeah, that was quite the Hail Mary you went for, could have let it go to a vote." Alex mentioned.
"Yeah with players that are as strong physically or strategically or socially as the players of Sakamannano, you'd need to take a few chances," Kaito replied.
"Alrighty looks like our fans... have some questions for you," May told Kaito as a guy stepped up to a microphone.
"So Kaito, are you gonna be in any of Van's future videos on Tik Tak?" The guy asked as he wore a trademarked Van shirt.
"Oh... well Van has... talked about me appearing in posts." Kaito twiddled his thumbs, "But we'll see what she has in store for me if that comes up."
Another fan then questioned, "Kaito, how do you think your sister will react to your latest defeat?"
Kaito took a breath, "Well last time she was pretty ticked at how I didn't even 'try', at least that's what I can decipher from her swear-filled rant and screaming. But this time, she wasn't too upset at me."
"Was she?" Alex wondered.
"Yeah she was happy I at least made an effort to win, and that's all she wanted." Kaito shrugged, "Though she still expects me to make it longer should there be a sequel to this season."
"Fingers crossed." Alex crossed his fingers.
"And don't go anywhere yet Kaito, ;cause we have... our final guest of the day before we get... to our final segment of the aftermath." May announced "Everyone give it up for Van 'The Vaniac' Jordan!"
Vanessa strutted out as the crowd recorded her on their phones for social media, "YO YO YO WASSUP SAKA AFTAMATH!" She called out when she threw up the peace signs as she got on stage and pyrotechnics go off on the sides.
"When did-"
"Don't question it." May told Alex as Van sat beside Kaito.
"Kind of overdramatic don't you think?" Kaito asked his girlfriend.
"Eh, your sister insisted. Something about a thanks for getting you out of your studies for three minutes." Van told him.
"Yeah, that does sound like Asuka." Kaito sighed.
"So Vanessa, how was your time on the island?" Alex asked the influencer.
"Best vacay ever, new friends, a nice beach, lots of exotic pics for my platforms, and I got myself a nice hunk of scientifically proven handsome." Van booped Kaito's nose, who looked away with a blush.
"And... looks like we... have a few questions from fans." May said as a fellow tik tak artist went to a microphone.
"Van, what kind of content do you make on Tik Tak?"
"Well I do a variety of different videos, like vacay videos, dances, whatever seems fun I live stream it." Van shrugged, "Pro tip for future content creators, avoid referencing internet trends. Those have a history of being quickly forgotten as soon as they start."
"I'm sure it's fine. I just made a video referencing Chewbacca Mom." The tik taker replied.
"Uh what's Chewbacca Mom?" Alex asked.
"I don't fully remember." The tik taker said.
"Next question," Van called for.
A little girl asked Van, "Ms. Jordan? What went through your mind in the last challenge you were in?"
Van sighed, "Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I let my emotions for Kaito's elimination cloud me and I focused more on winning than what I came here to do. Next time though, Imma play the game to the max while still having fun."
After Van gave her answer Alex and May turned to the screen, "Alright guys, well, we had a lot of fun tonight. But all things must come to a close, and we only have one last segment so let's make it a good one." Alex announced the end of the special, with Van and Kaito both leaving to offstage, along with the other featured contestants, "With our newest segment, Cool or Lame." catchy music played as the display on the screen showed a golden-colored 'Cool' and a dreary gray 'Lame'. "Last night we asked our all guests to bring in the most impressive item they can come up with."
"And the peanut gallery will decide if... they think it's cool or lame." May said as the camera showed the peanut gallery with the losers, "If they... think the item is cool they'll press the little green button... in front of them, or the red button if they think its lame."
Becky pressed the red button, which made a buzzer sound, "This is for this whole show."
"Anyway, lets start with our first guest of the aftermath. Elizabeth, if you will." Alex told the scarecrow.
"Well it wasn't easy to get, but if you would please look behind you guys." Elizabeth pointed to behind the hosts, which caused the hosts to look to each other in confusion before they turned around. They both gasped as the camera then revealed that behind the aftermath stage was a enormous watermelon, one that was the size of a dog, and already had a few slices cut out of it.
"How did we not see that?" Alex wondered.
"That's a pretty big melon." May told Elizabeth.
"Yep, my brothers sent me their prize-winning watermelon from the county fair." Elizabeth handed out a bowl of the watermelon slices to the other losers, which they took bites of and hummed in delight.
"I gotta say, the amount of time and effort put into a fruit of that size has to be commendable," Klaas hummed as he was the first to press the green button. "And this melon is just the right amount of ripe."
Spirit softly growled before he pressed Wyatt's green button, "That's basically all that needs to be said." Wyatt said as he patted Spirit.
"I declare this fruit... delicious." Persephone pressed the green button, which made the fans go nuts and start complimenting the melon. Which made Persephone roll her eyes, "Kiss ups."
Becky stares at the watermelon slice in front of her and takes a small bite of it, "I got nothing." she presses the green button, unable to find anything mean to say.
"And we have our first Super Cool." May states as the screen displayed the words 'Super cool' in a fancy font and style.
Elizabeth squealed in delight as Melissa and Timothy clap for their friend/captain. "Thanks guys, I owe you guys!" she tells her brothers at home.
"Alright, up next Wane."
"What?" Wane looked up from his money, "Uhhhhhh, one sec." he ran to the back.
"Typical Wane." Van laughed.
"Tell me about it." Kaito replied.
Wane looks around the room he and the other guests were in, grabbing the first two things he saw before he mushed them together. He ran back on stage, "Behold... the Fife!" Wane held out his item, which was just a fork and a knife held together by the handles with duck tape. "The next innovation of eating utensils!"
Persephone went pfft, before she slammed her fist on the red button. Klaas was also not all that impressed with the lazy product and presentation, so he gave it a 'lame', or maybe he was still upset about his elimination who's to say?
"Too easy." Becky smirked before she slammed down the red button.
Wyatt shook his head"Eh, looks lazily put together, and not all that practical." He gave Wane a lame too, instigating a fog horn noise as the screen showed a big dreary 'Super Lame'.
Wane ground his teeth, "Just you all wait as my invention takes over eating utensils!" He proclaimed before he was knocked out by a lamp.
"Move over Lardo." Timothy pushed the cheapskate money grabber aside. "Now for a real product, but first I need a volunteer."
"Oh great." Melissa groaned before she was dragged over by Timothy.
"Ah Melissa, thanks so much for volunteering." Timothy smirked before he then asked the crowd, "Now often have you had those times where you're just trying to enjoy your day doing your favorite thing, like picking flowers or looking at birds, or tryingtoproveyou'vemovedonfromyourpastofbeingahugesnoop and get so rudely interrupted?"
Melissa pinched the bridge of her nose at his pitch, "Oh brother."
Timothy took out a bottle of pepper spray with Melissa's face x'd off on it, "Now you can be rid of all those pesky distractions like so." He then sprayed his rival with the bottle of pepper spray, which caused Melissa to screech and back away. "New Pestissa-cide."
"I'll take ten!" One guy shouted.
Melissa growled as the peanut gallery gave Timothy two reds and two greens. "Well since I tested out your item, seems only fair you test mine." Melissa told Timothy before she grabbed a dodgeball and aimed it at Timothy.
"Uh, Mel. I'm pretty sure they've already invented dodgeballs." Timothy snarked, "Not all that grand."
"Ah but this is a special dodgeball." Melissa said as she aimed, "Observe." She then threw the ball at Timothy, which sent hi, flying to the wall, "It's filled with concrete!"
Becky cackled, "HAHA, love it when that creeper gets hurt." Becky pressed a green.
"I'm not one for violence," Wyatt said as he pressed red.
"Interesting." Klaas presses a green, Persephone then gave it a green since she can use it against her enemies.
"You made that just to attack me!" Timothy accused Melissa.
"Like you didn't do the same?" Melissa pointed to Timothy's bottle that upon further inspection was literally just a bottle of pepper spray with Timothy's label taped over the real label.
The two then got into one of those sissy slap fights with them lobbing grade school-level insults at each other. "You're a jerk/you're a creep!"
This kept going as Kaito took the stage, "While they do their daily lover's quarrel."
"WE'RE NOT LOVERS!" Melissa and Timothy exclaimed as they freeze-framed their fight. They then turned to each other, "Jinx, you owe me a diet! Double jinx! Triple jinx! Antidisestablishmentarianism!"
Kaito cleared his throat, "I'd like to present." Kaito pulled out a remote, and rolled out a homemade space rover, with a mechanical claw and a periscope with a camera.
"Ooooooo." The crowd went as Kaito moved the rover around.
"This is one of my own homemade rovers that I would like to use for future space explorations." Kaito explained as he pressed a button, which grabbed the table and pulled it a couple of feet using the rover's claw. "Able to lift up to 60lbs and runs on a combination of solar, wind, and gamma rays."
"Quite... impressive." May marveled at the design.
Klaas gave the product a green, "Well made and fully functional, impressive."
Becky yawned before she plopped her head on the red button. Persephone gave it a green, "Quite useful."
"Pretty cool." Wyatt gave Kaito a green as well.
"Alright, almost a super cool, now let's head onto our final contestant. Van bring it on home." Alex said as Van stepped up.
"So, you ever had those times when you wanna get a selfie with all your peeps, but none of have longest arms to get everyone in the frame?" Vanessa pondered. "And selfie sticks just take up too much space in your carryons?"
Alex shook his head, "Not particularly."
"Y'all I present to you." Van then pulls out a handle and presses a button that makes the stick holding her phone extend until she got herself, Kaito, and everyone in the audience.
FLASH
Just then Van's selfie was shown on the screen, "The ever-extending selfie stick!" Van presented. She then checks the photo, "Okay at least fourteen people blinked."
"And that's what gets a red." Persephone presses the red button.
"So how long does the selfie stick reach?" Klaas wondered.
Van answered, "Right now up to 50ft."
"Still quite impressive." Klaas gave it a green.
"Boring!" Becky exclaimed before she pressed the red.
"Not sure what else I can use a stick for." Wyatt have it a red, "Sorry."
"And looks like your product just isn't cool Van," Alex shrugged, "Sorry, though I'd say the fact that it reaches so far is impressive."
Van groaned as she joined the peanut gallery with the rest of the featured losers.
"Well... that does it for today's episode of aftermath..." May yanwed, "Join us in six episodes where we'll be making our predictions on who the winner of the remaining contestants by then will be... I'm May Summers."
Alex got up, "And I'm Alex Parker."
"And this is Sakamannano Aftermath!" The two announced as the special came to a close, ending with a final shot of the hosts and the peanut gallery.
Something something, author's note will be in the next ep lmao