Pre and post challenge written by FreshmEn
Challenge written by Zoryan El Muerto
"Last time on Total Drama Sakamannano Island!" Drew turns around and winks at the camera, "Our contestants were greeted by the all-powerful Fricken! A monsterous beast that couldn't be taken down by measly sword swings!" The camera shows footage of King failing to hurt the Fricken with his sword, "Some players tried to hide, while others tried to fight the beast. But the hiders couldn't stay hidden forever and they picked off one by one... well except for Beatrice, who spent the whole challenge in one place and never had to worry about being caught. In the end, Brandon, King, and Paige took on the monster with Brandon's probably patented ATV thing, but it wasn't a perfect victory as Paige was captured right before they could win. But hey, at least King and Brandon got to bond during the challenge, am I right? Will then had to draw the short end of the stick as Sasha went against him and his friendship trio before they could do anything about it, despite the warnings of Beatrice." Drew claps his hands and grins, "Who will get eliminated now? Will Beatrice find a way to take down Sasha? Will Flora and Kodi bond over losing their besties? Find out right here on... Total... Drama... Sakamannano Island!"
Intro Start
Multiple cameras popped out from surfboards, tiki torches, statues of Drew, and other objects on the island. The camera then flew past Drew, Pamela, and Hack, with the former two arguing about something and the latter drinking from a barrel of rum.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The Camera went up the dead volcano, revealing Kaito setting up some of his stargazing equipment, and Vanessa helping him out.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera jumped down into the volcano, where Timothy was listening in on Kaito and Van's conversation with a radio. In addition to Timothy being there, Wane was checking the cages of shame for any lost coins or valuables.
"I wanna be famous." Wane dusted off one of the cages, revealing that Alex somehow got trapped inside. Wane tipped the cage over and kicked Alex out, before hopping inside of it to search for valuables.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made a cut to inside the mess hall, where Kodi was teaching Will how to play Chambers and Beasts at a table, with Will shaking his head and pretending to understand how to play the game.
"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved outside where Melissa and Beatrice were chatting together.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." To the left of Melissa and Beatrice, May was walking until Paige jumped out of the bushes, scaring the daydreamer.
"I'll get there one day." The camera moved towards the nearby Hilahala hut, where Wyatt and Flora were both petting Spirit's belly.
"Cause I wanna be famous." On the other side of the area where the Haaheo mansion was, Klaas and King were playing a match of poker, with almost all of the chips being on King's side.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving away from the hut and the mansion, Persephone and Sasha could be seen arguing about something.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the beach of the island, where an oil-covered Brandon could be seen fixing up an old boat. Behind him, Elizabeth was pretending to be a scarecrow.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, the camera moved over to Becky, who was writing down song lyrics in a notepad. Becky turned around and noticed the camera, elbowing it to the ground for privacy. The shot was then cut to Buck, Mitch, Carlton, and Billy, who all set the camera down for the final shot, as they got the camera in position they ran behind Drew, causing the camera to flash and take a photo of all of everyone previously seen. The screen moved back to show the photo on a postcard that read 'Aloha from Hawaii!" with whistling accompanying it.
Intro End
The camera opens up to show Sasha writing down notes in a journal, "Three votes Paige... three votes Will... one vote me? one missing vote..." Sasha scribbles out a few names in the journal, "The missing vote is most likely King's, but that means either Paige or Beatrice will have voted for me. Paige doesn't seem likely... she would be wasting a vote by aiming for me without any backup... but why would Beatrice suddenly turn against me? That doesn't make sense." Sasha groans as someone knocks on the door to her room, "Yes?"
Paige enters, "Hey Sasha, I wanna talk over some terms in my part in this alliance of yours? You know, make sure you don't just throw me away the moment opportunity comes about?"
Sasha shrugs as she closes the journal, "Sure, make a few demands."
"Well I just wanna say, we all vote together until the rest of the Frogs are gone, is that fair?" Paige asks, "Because I feel like even as I'm speaking to you, you're already planning, like, nine different ways to get me out of the game, and I don't really like that."
"How exactly do you expect to enforce this rule on me?" Sasha crosses her arms and rolls her eyes, "You have no leverage over me, and it's not like you have any allies left. I, on the other hand, have two. You could join up with the Frogs, but the odds are likely that today is an auto elim challenge, and what are the chances that one of us is eliminated before Kodi or Flora?"
Paige grins, "You have two allies, but somebody in the previous challenge voted for you, no? Someone wants to take you down, and I can go sniff them out if I need to. Considering the three votes towards me and Will from the last elimination ceremony, it leaves us with three suspects, Brandon, King, and Beatrice."
"So it most likely is Beatrice, Paige seems adamant on convincing me to side with her on this... I'll play along for now, but looks like I'll need to be wary of the mermaid from now on." Sasha takes a deep breath, "Ok, you raise a fair enough point, so I suppose I'll keep the promise of not trying to eliminate you until the Frogs are gone. But I wouldn't try to threaten to take control over me, Paige, I can figure out how to get out of this situation. I've gotten out of worse before."
"Someone sounds certain about that." Paige confidently replies, "I guess we'll just have to see how things play out, won't we?" Paige got ready to leave, "But I'll make sure you keep your promise, I have a promise towards a few old team members I'd like to keep."
Paige shut the door to the room as Sasha went over her notes, "Now i have to focus on the Frogs. Hmm, looks like my finale isn't as assured as I'd like it to be."
Confessional: Sasha
"This game keeps throwing curveballs my way," Sasha shakes her head, "Every time I think I've gotten just a little step closer to guaranteeing my success, something gets in the way, now I have to figure out how to deal with Beatrice's betrayal, the Frogs being an alliance equal to mine, wildcard King, and Paige trying her hardest to make it to the end herself... this is gonna be a nightmare to solve."
Confessional Over
Confessional: Paige
"I may not be as smart as Kaito is, or as socially well off as Van, but I'm gonna win this game dangnabit!" Paige shouts, "I keep making friends, only to lose them,
and I'm not gonna let all of that go to waste!"
Confessional over
Inside the mess hall, it was back to being the Intern's turn to serve breakfast, and they had their usual wide assortment of foods, though looks like the contestants were more focused on other matters to eat a large breakfast today.
It does appear that Beatrice doesn't seem to be keen on hiding her friendship with the rest of the frogs too much, seeing as she was hanging out with Kodi and Flora and joined them in on a game of DND. "Alright, a good game always lifts my spirits when I'm upset," Kodi smiles as he rolls a die, "I want my young knight to go into the cave and rescue the princess before the goblins eat her!" He ends up rolling a one, "Oh, he tripped at the entrance and broke his neck." Kodi sighs.
"A pretty bleak end for our adventurer." Beatrice slightly laughs from the sudden end to Kodi's character, "But I think my witch learned a resurrection spell a while back, could I roll to see if I can use it?"
Kodi shakes his head, "You're a little under-leveled to use it, so it wouldn't work."
Flora wipes off her sunglasses, "Well maybe we should try starting over with different characters? We haven't been all that lucky in this game."
"True... all this bad stuff is reminding me of... you know..." Kodi looks over at where Will would normally be sitting.
"Kodi," Flora looks over at her friend with concern, "Come on, try not to focus on him being eliminated buddy. I get so sad seeing you upset."
Kodi sighs, "I know, but it's kinda hard to ignore it? Especially since we could've prevented it if we had just listened to Beatrice."
Beatrice smiles, "Hey come on, we had a talk about this the other day, you gotta stop focusing on it man."
"You're right," Kodi lifts himself up, "I keep making myself feel worse by thinking about how Will's gone, but I think as long as I don't get any reminders of it, I should be mostly good."
"Hey guys can I join?" Brandon asks the group.
"TRAITOR!" Kodi suddenly yells out, causing the rest of the group to look at him, "S-Sorry, got a little too upset there."
Brandon stops for a moment before rubbing the back of his head, "Y-Yeah sorry about voting off Will guys, it wasn't a personal thing or anything, it's just, you know, we're at a point in the game where we gotta consider each other as enemies now, and I couldn't... uh, well go against Sasha when she's been... um... man I am doing a really bad job at defending myself, huh?"
Flora shakes her head, "A little bit Brandon."
"I-It's fine." Kodi rubs his arm, "I know this game can bring out the worst in people, a-and I know you weren't being personal with it but... no more favors from me and Flora. We're not falling for that anymore."
"That's... fair." Brandon winces, "I should probably leave you guys be, maybe I'll come back to you at a more appropriate time."
Flora nods, "That... might be best considering the current air Brandon. But don't worry, I'm sure Kodi over here will be ready to bring you into the party in no time! Right Kodi?"
"Yeah..." Kodi lightly chuckles.
Brandon gives the trio a pair of finger guns before going off to eat his breakfast.
Kodi takes a deep breath and calms down, "Man, I can't wait for this challenge to start, I can really take my mind off things when I'm focused on not getting eliminated."
"You think it's gonna be a tough one today?" Flora asks, "Or do you think Drew's gonna go easy on us, considering how difficult the last challenge was?"
Beatrice raises an eyebrow, "I just stayed in one spot the whole time and I won, how was it difficult for you guys?"
"We... couldn't find the cave." Kodi replies.
Beatrice nods, "Ah, I guess that makes sense."
Flora then perks up, "Oh! I got an idea to take our minds off everything, how about we do a little pact since Beatrice is with us now? Uh..." Flora looks around before grabbing a few straws from a nearby silverware holder, "We'll each draw straws and hold onto them for good luck!"
Kodi laughs, "I dunno if that's the best friendship pact to make, how about we just put our hands together and cheer for Team Flaming Frogs?"
"That works too!" Flora snaps her fingers.
Beatrice laughs as she sets her hand out, "I'm not used to so much energy from alliance mates, Brandon's fairly laid back and... you guys already know how I feel about Sasha. But here we go... one... two... three... Flaming Frogs!" Beatrice cheers out, as do the other members of the friendship trio.
Confessional: Beatrice
"I should've just hung out with the others from the beginning." Beatrice smiles, "I forgot how much fun it was to play DND with Kodi."
Confessional Over
Brandon was about to go back to his table as he noticed King gesturing for him to come sit with him, which was an odd request for Brandon to see, but the mechanic decided to go along with it to see what it was that King needed him for.
"I have to admit Brandon," King cracks his knuckles, "It's quite enjoyable on this island now that I have someone who might actually challenge me in the finale. Truth be told, I was considering quitting the competition out of pure boredom before you came along and fixed everything, so I figured I'd give you my thanks for that."
Brandon shrugs, "Uh, you're welcome?"
"Though, you seem to be a little too... flawed for a challenger of mine. I don't believe you'll make it to the finale if you keep trying to work with the pieces of trash here, they'll just drag you down." King shakes his head, "You should be more focused on making them know you're better than them."
"I'll... try." Brandon attempts to leave, clearly not interested in continuing this conversation.
King took a sip of a juice box he had with him, "But, enough of that rabble, I'm more interested on which challenge will prove your skills to me more. I had forgotten what it feels like to be excited for something, it's like Christmas for a child... assuming that child has a father who isn't garbage left to rot with a dog." King mumbled that last part.
"Did you say something?" Brandon asks as King shook his head, "Well, I guess we'll just have to see then, won't we? But while I'm here, maybe I could convince you to join mine and s-"
"No." King instantly shut down the alliance offer, his face almost looking like one of pure hatred towards Brandon for even suggesting that he work together with any low-life piece of trash that dares cling to his one worthy opponent.
Brandon holds his hands up, "Ok! That's completely fine, no need to give me death eyes!"
"...Anyway, I would hope that this next challenge is another one that puts focus on skill." King says, "It gets so dull doing these basic challenges that Drew gives us, like birdwatching and that rubbish."
As King said that, the parrot he grabbed from the birdwatching challenge flew down onto his shoulder, "I didn't say you were rubbish, Griffith, I said the challenge was." King pets the bird on the head as it lets out a small 'caw' noise.
"You took a bird?" Brandon questions as Griffith eyes him suspiciously, "Why?"
King stops petting his feathered friend, "Animals make for much better companions than people, they are very loyal most of the time. Unless you're an idiot who isn't qualified to train a pet, of course."
"Raaaaaaagh, piece of trash!" Griffith randomly lets out.
"Plus, I enjoy Griffith's voice, it allows me to not waste my own reminding the others what they are." King laughs.
Brandon shrugs, "Never figured you for someone who likes to train animals, but that's cool."
"Now then, I believe our challenge starts soon, so you may want to prepare yourself for what-" King was cut off when a... ninja burst through the roof and knocked him over the head. Before anyone else could react to the sight, another ninja knocked out Brandon and threw a smoke bomb on the ground before the rest of them took care of the three frogs.
"There's still two in that Mansion over there!" The leader ninja tells the group, "You two, get them!"
Two ninjas bowed to the leader before running off to deal with Paige and Sasha, "Now then, let's see... where did Drew want them again?" The ninja checked a phone as the camera slowly faded out.
"Uuugggghhhhhh, my head..." groans the voice of a semi-sleepy Brandon, squinting his eyes as he was met with the harsh rays of the early afternoon sunlight. "Wha- huh?" he looked around as he gathered his bearings, and he noticed that he was surrounded by exotic foliage and vines. "How did I get all the way out here?" he then felt himself feeling restrained before he realized, "GAH! WHY AM I TIED UP!?" he was strung to a tree by a seriously strong rope.
"Testing, testing. Is this thing on?"
"Huh? Drew?" Brandon just got his hand out of his binds as a voice message from Drew played.
"Alright, remaining malihinis!." Congrats on making it this far, if you receive this message. Then I think you have an idea for your next challenge..."
Elsewhere, Sasha received the same voice message as she was bound to a big flat rock. "Challenge?" she questioned, "What kind of challenge in tells stranding teens in the middle of the forest?"
"Your only requirement is to make it back to the mess hall in one piece, where there will be a bountiful feast waiting for you. The thing is, there's only enough for the hosts, interns, and six of you kids. Meaning one will be left out, not just in tonight's dinner. But also, in the game as well."
The remaining seven gasped while they were in their bindings, except King who grew very unimpressed at the rope job done to him, and also Paige, who was already almost done with untying her ropes.
"That's right, so y'all better get your butts in gear if you want a million dollars! Now MOVE!" Drew orders.
"Alright, thanks to that Tim boy's cameras we can document these attention seekers." Drew laughed as he and the hosts watched on a monitor as the wrestler held a tablet.
Pamela raises an eyebrow, "Don't you think you're forgetting something?"
"I don't think I did," Drew replies as he sips from a can of Pepsi.
Paige has already started her trek back. The archer leaped from branch to branch, "WOOHOO!" She swung over a ravine on a vine before she skidded across a giant tree branch before she leaped off the end and into the air. She swan dove off a cliff and shot a rope arrow at a branch which she used to swing like Tarzan.
Confessional: Paige
Paige smirks, "This challenge is child's play, I practically grew up in the woods. I know every last inch of this island like the back of the Gunderson's back lawn, lost a lot of good arrows over that fence."
Confessional Over
Looking at kids who haven't already escaped from captivity, we have Brandon who was using a screwdriver to pry at the tight knots of his ropes for easier access. "Good thing I never go anywhere without my trusty tools."
After he freed himself he looked at his phone to take a look at the map, only to find out that he was out of battery. As well as the other kids, "Aw what?" Sasha questioned.
Confessional: Drew
Drew shrugs, "Yeah, used up their communicators' batteries while they were asleep. Can't make it too easy for these guys, they're more crafty than I originally expected."
Confessional Over
Sasha sighs, "Well, at least this has another use." Sasha then angles the phone so that the sun's rays reflect off the glass and onto her ropes.
Kodi, meanwhile, wiggled in his binds before he managed to slip on out, "Yes! I'm out! Now to the mess hall!" He ran off, only to have his ankle ensnared by a trap and he was upside down. "Rats."
Confessional: Drew
"I was gonna have the interns put some booby traps to slow the campers down, but Billy informed me that there already was a smorgasbord left by the now-eliminated Chickens. Wish I knew that earlier when I went on my morning jog." Drew reveals his leg was caught in a trap earlier, "Regardless, they did put in a few extra obstacles for the Malihinis to overcome."
Confessional Over
Kodi, having gotten used to these snare traps, pulled himself up using his pant legs before he untied the rope. Once he was freed he flipped back and landed with a thud on his front, he groaned before he stood "I'm okay! Gonna take more than a snare to break my spir-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" He was then launched into the air with a hidden catapult into a pool of pudding.
Also fallen victim to a trap was Beatrice who had fallen into a pit, she was seen leaping for the ledge before she sent Sebastian Jr off to get help.
And on the other side of the island, Flora was shown using a hairpin to pick the lock on a cage that was strung over a pool of orange soda. "Almost... and... got it." The lock fell into the pool. "Thank you for the lockpicking classes, Timothy." She put the hairpin back in her hair and looked down at the pool to examine its perimeter, "If I jump down, I'll be all sticky. But maybe with a little momentum." Flora then started to swing the cage she was in.
As she kept swinging the cage, she readied to jump when the time was right. "Alright, aaaaaaand..." Flora leaped off the cage and tumble rolled on the ground. Having cleared the gap, she stood up and pushing the shades she still had as she smirked at the camera as an orange soda explosion went off behind her purely for dramatic effect.
"That was... really cool." Flora grins as she looks back at the mess of orange soda she left behind.
As for King, he was just taking a nice stroll through the forest. Until he reached a clearing where he was ambushed by ninjas, who were wearing ninja robes with a giant 'W' on the back and on their belts. "Worthless wastes." King scoffed before one of the ninjas ran at the pompous privileged prince, which resulted in him getting clotheslined so hard he spun around.
Pamela and Hack looked to Drew who chuckled, "Looks like King's the first to enter the first ring."
"The what?" Hack asked.
"You see, if a player gets closer to the mess hall. They will get ambushed by the Super Wrestling Ninjas." Drew exclaimed.
"That sounds like a bad 80's wrestling themed TV show." Pamela deadpanned. "Besides won't the kids get hurt?"
"Relax, they're just jabronies I pulled from the local circuit to keep them distracted." Drew waved off, "If I sent professionals, they'd be toast."
Two then leaped up behind him, where he caught them with a doubled takedown. He then lethargically but perfectly blocked a flurry of blows from one ninja, after that caught the ninja's fist and swung them around like a rag doll before he tossed the meaningless muppet into a couple other ninjas.
King shook his head before he was struck in the back with a steel chair, which didn't even faze him before he faced the unlucky soul. The ninja swung again before King swatted the chair away and slammed his elbow into the guy's arm, King then slammed the rut onto a rock.
Also running into trouble was Brandon. The mechanic popped out of a bush, "Alright, back to the mess-" Just then he was jumped by a cackling lady ninja, "GAAAAAAAAH GET OFF ME!" He flailed around with the lady on his back.
Confessional: Brandon
"Why am I always attacked while I'm taking a whiz in a bush?' Brandon complains
Confessional Over
Brandon was able to back up into a tree, which loosened the ninja's grip on him so he could toss her off. He then made a break for it in a random direction, but the lady ninja ran after him on all fours. "Leave me alone!" Brandon cried to the cackling ninja harpy.
Back with King, he had finished off most of his assailants and was down on his last one. King faced down his last opponent, "Au Revoir you lowly leech." King goes for a sword swing, but the ninja ducks it and knees King in the gut, this stunned him long enough for the ninja to throw the rich boy into a tree, where he proceeded to stomp a mudhole in his torso. Until King dodged a boot and swept the ninja's legs with a kick before picking up the ninja from behind with a German suplex to the ground. As both of them got up, King heard a noise and turned to see Brandon coming up from behind the ninja. And King was stunned to see Brandon somersault over the ninja before Brandon kicked the ninja into the path of the lady ninja chasing him.
King chuckled, "Much appreciation Brandon, this trashling was being extra tiresome."
"Uh, thanks." Brandon let out before he was kicked in the gut by the male ninja and pushed him into King who caught the ninja was a spinebuster. King then caught the lady that jumped at Brandon before tossing her into a thorn bush, "Go on ahead. I'll keep these two busy for you."
"Maybe I should go hel-"
"Please, I insist." King replies before he kicks the male ninja into a rock.
"Well if you say so." Brandon then went on his way.
Confessional: Brandon
"I don't know I should be happy that King has warmed up to me, or terrified. Maybe both?" Brandon questions, "A part of me is worried about having to deal with him in the future though... that's gonna get ugly."
Confessional Over
Back with Sasha, she managed to get a little flame on the ropes keeping her in place. Thanks to her little trick, she was able to loosen the rope for her to free herself.
"Seems like you have yourself taken care of." Sasha looks up to see Paige hanging upside down on a branch.
"What brings you here Paige? Given what type of challenge this is, you could have gotten immunity in, like, five times already." Sasha wondered.
"I'm just going on a little fun run, give the other blokes a headstart before I head back." Paige shows her a timer on her communicator.
"Well, have fun I suppose," Sasha waves off as she walks away, only to trip on a wire and get a giant bag of trash dropped on her. She pops her out from underneath, "Of course, Drew had booby traps placed."
"Actually, that one's kinda mine." Paige corrects after she somersaulted down from her tree branch. "I just remembered Kaito and Van left a bunch of traps for Wane during Hot Pineapple, and I forgot to disarm them."
Sasha pulled herself out, picking a banana peel from her hair "Um you remember which ones are in my general vicinity?"
Paige looks up at the sky, "Hmmmmm, well there's the... and the thing... also the other thing and... know what, just pretend that every single step you take is booby-trapped. Laters!" She then shoots an arrow with a rope and swings away.
Sasha sighed before she carefully took a step in the direction she hoped was towards the mess hall.
Turning over to Beatrice, the lady mermaid had gotten out of her rope snare and walked a bit into the woods. "Ugh, how am I gonna find my way back?" Beatrice then found a river, "Of course, the water has never let me down yet." Beatrice follows the river's downward journey.
Confessional: Beatrice
"With the field thinning down, I need to pull some moves myself. If I happen to run into any of the physically or strategically gifted players, I need to slow them down for me and the others to move on."
Confessional Over
Beatrice kept moving down the river, seeing the many little fishes that swam through the current. Admiring all the life that happily resides in the flowing water of the island, "So many wonderful little creatures." she sighed happily. She then came across a waterfall that goes into a big lake.
"WAAAAAAAH!" Beatrice was then splashed by an incoming Kodi who popped out of the water. "Dang it, set off another trap."
Beatrice spits a bit of water out, "Kodi! How'd you get here?"
"Hi Beatrice, sorry I got flung by another catapult." Kodi swam up to Beatrice.
"They must put them there to slow us down." Beatrice believes as she pulls Kodi onto shore, handing him a towel to dry off.
"It was an old trap Paige forgot to disable, I've been in enough of them to recognize her friend's craftsmanship," Kodi corrects, "Anyway, I think I managed to get a view of where the mess hall is. Come on." Kodi and Beatrice ran off.
Meanwhile, Flora was walking down a pathway before she was ambushed by some of the ninjas. "Bonjour!" Flora greets before one of the ninjas leaps at her, the pacifist then sidestepped, sending the attacker into a tree.
"Whoops! You should really be more careful! You might hurt yourself!" Flora tells the ninja who injured himself.
The other ninja cracks his neck, "She's a quick one!" The ninja tries to grab Flora as she dodges him as well, leading to him to fall into a thorn bush. "Aggh!" The ninja cries out in pure agony from being poked by the thorn bush.
Flora winces, "Are you ok? That looks really painful!"
"She's distracted! Get her!" The ninja hops out of the thorn bush and jumps at her while his buddy does the same.
"This is fine," Flora smiles as we cut from the ninjas jumping at Flora to one ninja getting chucked off a 20-foot cliff and into a flaming log that split in two over a lake by King.
"That takes care of those nobodies," King dusted his hands off before heading down a leafy path, "Even the European Junior Fencing League had better competition."
"No, I won't share the ring with that old fossil Gordbelg again!" Drew exclaimed on the phone, "He's seventy years old and has terrible stamina, have you not seen his dumpster fire of a match with the Mortician?"
"Didn't that match almost kill him?" Paige questions as she stands beside Drew.
"Exactly, no way I'm gonna-" Drew snapped his neck at Paige, "BWAAAAAH!" He yelps as he tosses his phone in the air, which Pamela catches. "How long have you been there?"
"About twenty minutes ago, I got bored running around the woods." Paige bit into a grilled salmon kabob. "Needs a little more pepper."
"Arrrrr, this challenge be too easy for yah Paige." Hack laughs as he sprinkles some pepper on the kabob with a pepper shaker hand attachment.
"Well enjoy the feast, but save some room for the others." Drew then spoke over the loudspeakers, "Alright Malihinis, we have our first player back. Won't waste time on saying who, now the real challenge begins for the rest of yah. Don't get last."
Confessional: Sasha
"Knew it, this challenge was child's play for Paige."
Confessional Over
Sasha ran across a small rope bridge, on the other side were ninjas approaching the bridge. But she quickly untied her end and the bridge went down, leaving the ninjas with no easy way across.
"Ha! So long silly cosplayers!" Sasha then went on her way, "Now that that's over with, I gotta get find a way out of these woods. I'm sure the others are pretty close by now. I gotta book it."
While Sasha was running through the forest, King was taking his sweet time on the challenge. After dispatching the costumed distractions that were strolling through the forest, "What a joke, if that worthless piece of garbage that we call a host thinks a bunch of jobbers in suits could hold me he's even dumber than I thought." King then stepped on a trip wire which brought down a bag of sand, which King swiftly sliced down the middle with his sword.
Meanwhile, Brandon had found an abandoned golf cart. "Woah, a Terminator 48V Electric golf cart!" He states before he looks under the hood, "Let's see, readjust the manifolds... realign the broken belt... and..." The golf cart's lights light up as the engine roars, "Sweet!" Brandon hops into the driver's seat. "Though maybe I should check the breaks for" he then heard the cackling of the ninja lady and looked above him.
The Ninja Lady was on the ceiling of the cart, "Peekaboo."
"GYAH! Maybe later!" Brandon slams on the gas and speeds off as the ninja lady gives chase parkour style.
Confessional: Brandon
Brandon grips his head, "How does she keep finding me?
Confessional Over
Confessional: Lady Ninja
The lady ninja giggles, "That Brandon kid has the best screams, so... delectable! Sigh, someday I wish I can elicit the same reactions as my Complete Drama Idol, Freaky Woman."
Confessional Over
Meanwhile, Kodi and Beatrice had reached some raging river rapids. "Okay, just across these rapids... and we're one step closer," Kodi notes as he can hear the roaring thunder of the rapids.
"It's too strong for us to swim across," Beatrice notes.
Kodi finds a tree, "We can knock this here tree over and use it a bridge."
"But how can we cut it down?" Beatrice asked as she knew the two of them weren't gonna get that tree cut down easily.
They look around until Kodi finds an axe on a stump, "Hey look, ain't that convenient?" Kodi goes over.
"A little too convenient," Beatrice says as Kodi pulls off the axe, which makes the stump give off a loud siren before Kodi is flung away by a hidden catapult. "Kodi!"
"DANG IT!" Kodi is tossed over some trees before he lands in a giant ball pit. "Ah man, not again." Kodi sniffs the ball pit, "Aw man couldn't they've cleaned the ball pit first?"
Kodi heard an evil giggle and looked up at another ninja hanging from a tree branch, "Trust me, that's not your main concern." He points to a shark fin that was circling Kodi. The fantasy lover went wide-eyed before he ran for the hills. The ninja laughs as he leaps down and pulls out a remote-controlled shark bot.
"Kodi! Kodi!" Beatrice calls for her friend before she grabs the axe, "If you can hear me, I'll just meet you at the mess hall!" She then started chopping at the really tall tree.
Confessional: Kodi
"Seriously, why do these traps always happen to-" Kodi was then ejected from the confessional via a catapult.
Buck comes in, "Ah, finally got the confessional catapult that Drew asked for to work."
Confessional Over
Meanwhile, Flora was shown being led into the mess hall by a couple of the ninjas. "Thank you very much, Mr. Anderson and Mr. Gallows." Flora thanks the ninjas.
"No thank you Ms. Flora, for those massage lessons." The tall ninja nodded, "I've had the worst knots in my back."
"Good luck with the rest of the competition." The other ninja says before he and his partner sprint away.
"The heck?" Drew questions as he approaches her.
Flora just smiles, "Oh, I gave them a deep tissue massage and some breathing techniques. They insisted they show me the way back to camp, how could I say no to such kind gentlemen."
Hack props a dish in front of Flora, "I hope you find the food acceptable."
"Ooo Lentil Bolognese, my favorite vegan dish." Flora took a fork and dug in.
Pamela went up to Hack, "Hack, when did you learn to cook these seared scallops so perfectly? We didn't even go over that yet?"
Hack shrugs as he's chopping a cucumber, "Arg, ye travel the seas so often. You otta learn how to cook what you find."
"And how did you get the right blend of saffron and ginger?" Pamela adds.
"My crew and I hunted more than just gold and exotic jewels." Hack laughs.
"Well, that's two islanders safe in the game. Only five remaining, who will going home tonight?" Drew questions before he heard a honking horn as he looked outside the window.
A golf cart swerved down the driveway, flinging off the crazy ninja lady into a bush. Brandon pants before he shoots out of the cart and into the building, ninja lady giggles, "Oh well, I got plenty of other friends to play with." She spider-walks away.
Brandon panted as he approached the dining table, "And Brandon takes his spot in the top Six! Halfway done, so the rest of you limelight chasin jabrewskis better hurry on over here!" Drew announced, "How you feeling Brandy?"
"I... need a... water." Brandon gathered his bearings as Pamela gave him a bottle of water, "Danka."
Sasha overheard the announcement of Brandon's safety on the loudspeakers, smiling to herself, "Thank goodness he's safe for now, but right now I gotta get my bum in gear." Sasha then pops out of a bush "If only my communicator had enough power for me to check the map." she then comes across a tree, and near it were golf cart tracks. "Wait, these tracks aren't usually around these parts. Maybe they can lead me to the mess hall." Sasha then runs along the tire tracks.
While Sasha was off following the tracks, we cut to King, who was shown coming down the pathway towards the mess hall. "Finally out of those trashy woods." Just then he heard a loud scream before he saw a lavender blur land on his feet at the front of the mess hall.
"I've gotten so good at that!" Kodi chuckled before he ran into the mess hall.
"And Kodi takes slot number four!" Drew announces, "By the way, love the flying in entrance." He tells Kodi.
"Thanks, Drew." He says before he heads to the table, King enters and glares daggers at Kodi.
Confessional: Kodi
"I've been launched by catapults all day, I actually managed to get a view of the forest and see where the mess hall is. I found one of the catapults and shot myself all the way back to the mess hall." Kodi stops and shivers, "Why do I feel so terrified now?"
Confessional Over
"And King is number five!" Drew announced over the speakers.
This made the final two combatants sweat a little as they started running down their paths, both leading to the mess hall. Funnily enough, both contestants were fairly close to each other, they just had yet to realize it.
"This is it." Sasha pants as she keeps moving, she knows she can't fail now, especially not after everything she's been through. The temptress notices the path leading over to the mess hall and begins to run down it.
Beatrice also notices the mess hall up ahead and runs after it, "Alright, I gotta get goi-" Beatrice starts before she's pulled up into the air by one of the snare traps, "Oh come on!"
Sasha overheard the commotion and ran over to investigate, only for her to see Beatrice strung up in the air, "Well, looks like you're in a predicament." Sasha notes Beatrice's situation, "Normally I would've considered helping you, but I don't really feel the need to anymore after you voted for me instead of Will yesterday. Got anything to say to that?"
"Mmmmm, not really?" Beatrice shrugs, "Maybe you could just hurry up and win the challenge already so I don't have to worry about the blood rushing to my head?"
Sasha shakes her head, "I'd like to have a question answered first. Why exactly did you try double-crossing me? Was it to take out a future threat so you could sneak by? Perhaps you're jealous of mine and B-"
Beatrice gags, "Oh definitely not, we're just friends! No, I betrayed you because I don't like you."
"What." Sasha stops, "That's it?"
"Mmmm, pretty much, yeah." Beatrice shrugs, "I mean, you would've forced me to vote out the rest of the Frogs and other people I like, and then what's next after they're gone? Me. Working with you is the equivalent of working with someone who's constantly holding a knife to your back or something, I dunno. Now can you just go win already, or are you trying to taunt me by waiting till I escape the snare?"
Sasha blankly stares on before scoffing, "Fine, I don't need your help anyways. I'll make it to the finale just fine with Brandon."
"Good luck with that!" Beatrice calls out as she manages to free herself from the snare, "I'm not gonna win..." Beatrice knew Sasha was too far ahead by now. The mermaid got up and brushed herself off, "Well, it was a good run. But I wanna spend my last day as a contestant doing something better." Beatrice walks off.
Sasha makes it to the mess hall, making her the last immune contestant in the challenge. "Aaaaaand Sasha snags spot number six!" Drew announces as Kodi and Flora realize they already lost their new friendship alliance mate, "Looks like Beatrice is the one going home tonight! Interns, go collect her!"
"Sasha you made it but... Beatrice is gone now." Brandon was visibly upset that it came down to his crush and his best friend.
"It'll be alright Brandon." Sasha comforts the mechanic.
Brandon sighs, "Yeah... I just wish you both could be here. I hope her getting eliminated won't be in vain when we face each other in the finale!"
Sasha simply nods, hiding the fact that she's aware of Beatrice's betrayal.
Confessional: Sasha
"Of course I'm not gonna tell him Beatrice wanted me gone," Sasha shakes her head, "Look I'm upset that she betrayed me but eliminating her is enough to quell that, I don't feel like ruining her friendship to get back at her."
Confessional Over
"You know Sebastian Jr," Beatrice looks out at the horizon while standing on the beach, "I never really realized how nice the sunsets on this island are. Always been too focused on the ocean, ya know. A little sad to know that we're leaving right as I begin to appreciate it."
Sebastian Jr begins to fall asleep on Beatrice's shoulder as the interns show up to grab Beatrice.
"Sorry Beatrice, your time on the show ends here." Billy tells her.
"Yep, gotta admit though, that sunrise could be used for some really good photos," Carlton makes a frame with his hands.
Beatrice shrugs, "It was fun while it lasted, I still hope Brandon, Kodi, or Flora will be able to win it all, at least." Beatrice was then taken to the elimination floater, where she and Sebastian Jr slowly floated out of view, bringing us to the final six contestants.
"At least the elimination device is what she loves!" Drew announces as the camera pans over to him, "But more importantly, who will be eliminated next? Will Kodi and Flora bounce back with no more allies? Will King and Brandon become the secret besties we all know they're gonna end up being? And will Paige be seen as a new target due to her performance in this challenge? Find out next time, on Total... Drama... SAKAMANNANO ISLAND!"
FreshmEn: A pretty quick update lmao, but that's cuz Zory had this one ready as well, I just didn't have it done in time for the double feature last time. This one was a pretty fun challenge though, considering the fact that Zory had a kind of merged thing going where would we just cut between contestants to see what they were doing. I do think next episode's challenge is gonna be very fun, and I kinda wanna give a hint on what it is sooooooo, the challenge has the same name as a certain 1997 animated sitcom. I'm sure you guys'll figure that one out in no time. See ya whenever the next episode comes out I guess.
Zoryan El Muerto: If you ever get lost in the woods, make sure you have your essentials. Food, water, gps, and a weapon in case you run into bears. Or real estate agents.
Reasoning For Elimination: Beatrice was pretty much guaranteed an easy merge spot, she was on the team that worked netter overall, and wasn't one of the main issues whenever they failed a challenge. Plus she's smart and friendly enough to get by. Plus her skills did allow her to get carried a little bit further into the merge than I think most people were expecting. Mostly because we think it makes sense that she'd never get voted out of the game unless she made it really far in, so she was doomed to lose in one of the auto elim challenges. In this case, she was against people who had just a little bit more plotline potential than her, plus her departure does take out a member of Team Brandon, even if she did leave the team last episode.
Current Merge Cast: Brandon, Flora, King, Kodi, Paige, Sasha
Elimination Order:
22nd ~ Alex Parker - The Pessimistic Klutz (GirlPower54)
21st ~ May Summers - The Daydreaming Genius (Kadachi935)
20th ~ Persephone D'Armours - The Princess (lordgemini)
19th ~ Kaito Kiyora - The Passionate Astrophile (Epifanio Therion) [Returned at Merge]
18th ~ Klaas Driessen - The Gambler (Alexneushoorn)
17th ~ Wyatt Reins - The Animal Caretaker (Nobody245) [DISQUALIFIED]
16th ~ Will Parker - The Happy Go Lucky Influencer (GirlPower54) [Returned at Merge]
15th ~ Rebecca 'Becky' Hellblood Jones - The Hellborn Singer (MTDN)
14th ~ Elizabeth Mikeston - The Scarecrow (BaseballCapClyde)
13th ~ Wane - The Natural Disaster (DaringDF1827 [Formerly Grape Escape's oc])
12th ~ Timothy Francis Hale - The Tattletale (DaringDF1827)
11th ~ Melissa Arroyo - The Athletic Nerd (Thunderstrike16)
10th ~ Kaito Kiyora - The Passionate Astrophile (Epifanio Therion) [Merge Elimination]
9th ~ Vanessa 'Van' Jordan - The Authentic Influencer (Mr. Ruff)
8th ~ Will Parker - The Happy Go Lucky Influencer (GirlPower54) [Merge Elimination]
7th ~ Beatrice Kilmer - The Mermaid Fanatic (Alexneushoorn)
Idol Status:
Immunity Idol: Found and used by Sasha
Vote Steal Idol: Not found
Second Chance Idol: Found and used by King