Guess what? I'm making another Phineas and Ferb fanfic! This time we're crossovering with...Codename: Kids Next Door! Of course, this time I'm crossing two cartoons from two different channels...so I guess I'm being a bit more creative this time.
And yes, I'm aware that both series are about kids that like to invent things...that's why I decided to crossover the two fanfics. Well, that and it would be nice to create some KND OCs. I already had four of them in mind...yes, a whopping four.
I hope you like it!
Chapter 1: Summer Vacation
In the Tri-State Area, two boys by the name of Phineas and Ferb woke up, wondering what they were going to do today. There were so many possibilities...so many ways to spend the summer.
Phineas had orange hair and Ferb had green hair, and were both about ten years of age. Incidentally, Phineas resembled a rabbit and Ferb's head resembled a fire hydrant. It was rather strange.
And wouldn't you know it...they were planning to exhaust every single one of them. Summer vacation would not be over for quite some time.
After all, there were 104 days of summer vacation. That means they could make 100 inventions and still have four days left over.
Of course, maybe they could continue building things EVEN after summer vacation. Maybe they could build a giant snowman during the winter season? Of course, it would be rather disappointing if he melted...but maybe they could take it to the Arctic. That would be an interesting sight for the Eskimos.
Incidentally, it was their first week of summer vacation, so they still had plenty of time left before they had to go back to school. So far they had made a beach at their own home and had built a rollercoaster among other things.
It had been rather fun...but Phineas and Ferb had decided...why stop there? Surely there was something else that they could build...something that they hadn't tried yet.
Little did they know that today was going to be even more eventful for them as usual.
Suddenly, they noticed their mother, who was watering the flowers. Much like her son, she had orange hair. Typically, she was dressed in yellow.
"Hey, boys!" exclaimed Phineas's mother.
"Hi Mom! We're wondering what we should today..." answered Phineas. Maybe she would give them an idea.
Phineas's mother turned off the garden hose.
"Good luck with that then..." stated the former pop sensation known as Lindana.
Looking at the garden hose, Phineas and Ferb had an idea.
"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" exclaimed Phineas.
Oddly enough, their pet platypus Perry had not disappeared after he had said that. Usually whenever Phineas and Ferb realized what they were going to do today, he would vanish.
Usually he would return by the end of the day.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb went to get their water guns.
Meanwhile at a nearby treehouse, five agents of the KND were getting their latest mission moonbase.
Now, who exactly were the KND, you may be asking? The KND was an abbreviation for the Kids Next Door, a group dedicated to fighting adult tyranny...such as when they forced them to eat brussel sprouts and wouldn't share ice cream with them. Some adults were particularly guilty of that.
Five members of the group were known as Sector V. In this case, they were Nigel Uno, a bald boy who was wearing a red shirt, beige pants, and almost always wore a pair of sunglasses (even at night), Hoagie Gilligan, a fat boy who was wielding a pilot cap and goggles (as well as a cyan shirt and a pair of big cyan pants), Kuki Sanban, a brunette girl with thin eyes wearing a green dress and sneakers, Wally Beatles, a blonde boy wearing an orange jacket and blue jeans, and finally Abigail Lincoln, a Hispanic brunette girl wearing a red cap and blue dress.
Since the KND operated by codenames, they were known as Numbuh One, Numbuh Two, Numbuh Three, Numbuh Four, and Numbuh Five respectively.
Numbuh One was getting orders from the Moon Base. It looked like it was time for another mission.
Apparently, they were to search for new recruits for the Kids Next Door Organization.
Why you may ask? Well, due to the fact that members of the KND were decommissioned after reaching their thirteen birthday, sometimes the KND experienced shortage in members.
As such, some of the sectors were occasionally sent to recruit more operatives. The more operatives they had to combat adult tyranny, the better, they said.
Of course, not all kids were as innocent as some of the KND operatives would like to believe...so it was a good idea to try judging their character as well as their skill.
"I'm looking forward to this!" exclaimed Numbuh Three.
"You always look forward to missions, Numbuh Three." answered Numbuh One.
"Of course I do! I love my job!" bellowed the energetic girl.
"So do I, actually..." answered Numbuh Two.
Incidentally, Numbuh 86 had given them the order. She was wearing a samurai helmet with her number on it and was wearing a dark green shirt. Apparently she wanted people to know how important she was. Also, she was a redhead.
"Make it snappy, I don't have all day!" bellowed Numbuh 86. Numbuh 86 was not well-liked among the rest of the KND, especially teenagers considering her profession.
As usual, Numbuh 86 was not being the nicest girl in the world. Personally Numbuh One wondered why exactly Numbuh 362 had let her in the organization, let alone put her in charge of decommissioning.
But Numbuh One decided to put up with it nonetheless. At least she was good at her job...unlike Numbuh 13. He wondered why Numbuh 13 was part of the organization too.
Perhaps he would never know.
Curious, he decided to check the globe to see if there was somewhere that they hadn't tried searching for potential recruits yet.
He had already visited Spain, Mexico, Germany, France, and Britain. So far, recruiting children for the KND had been rather successful.
Of course, assembling teams of 5 was a standard procedure...so that was where things got a bit more complicated.
Aside from tradition, each sector had five members so that facing adult tyranny was easier. Though members did separate from time to time to go on independent missions, they usually worked as a team so that they were never caught off guard by their enemies.
Usually when a team of five was assembled, they were designed to be well-balanced. That is, they were designed to counter each other's weakness. As he was aware of, he possessed good leadership skills, Numbuh Two possessed intelligence, Numbuh Three boosted the morale of her team significantly with her perpetual happiness, Number Four possessed brute strength, and Numbuh 5 possessed stealth.
As such, they could go on a multitude of different missions, including recruiting as noted previously.
Suddenly, he noticed the Tri-State Area on the map.
Apparently, they hadn't gone there before.
Perhaps they should...there might be children in the area that were willing to join the KND.
Of course, the kids there MIGHT also be experiencing adult tyranny. Perhaps they should be cautious. Of course, Numbuh One was ALWAYS cautious.
Immediately, they took a shuttle to the Tri-State Area. Fortunately, thanks to the wonders of 2x4 technology, they could get to where they wanted to go rather quickly.
Meanwhile...
Phineas and Ferb happily squirted their friends. They were having some fun.
Perhaps they should get their friends for another one of their projects. They sure had been making a lot of them as of late.
Eventually, they decided to head back home. As much as playing games was, they had to get back to their mother sooner or later. Besides, they needed to dry themselves off.
Fortunately, they had brought towels for that.
But on the way home, they noticed something alarming.
Their house had been wrapped up in toilet paper!
What was going on? It hadn't been like that when they had gone to play with their friends, had it?
Unsurprisingly, their older sister Candace wished to bust them for this, believing them to be responsible. She was always trying to bust them for something...even if it was something trivial.
Apparently, she thought that they were both troublemakers.
Much like her mother, she had orange hair. She wore a red shirt and a white skirt, and for some strange reason had a really long neck.
"You are so busted! You wrapped up our house with toilet paper! I'm telling Mom!" exclaimed Candace.
"But we're innocent!" bellowed Phineas.
"You're innocent? Then why is the house wrapped up in TP?" asked the teenage girl.
"We were playing with our squirt guns the whole time..." answered Ferb.
Oddly enough, that actually DID sound perfectly innocent, as opposed to the boys' typically larger scale projects.
Since their alibi was credible, Candace decided to leave them alone for the time being.
Curious, Phineas and Ferb wondered who could have done such a thing. This had actually never happened to their house before, not even during trick-or-treating.
Fortunately, the perpetrator left behind a clue.
In this case, it was a trail of toilet paper.
Shrugging, Phineas and Ferb decided to follow it.
Perhaps they would find out who the culprit was.
Meanwhile...
"Are we there yet?" asked Numbuh Three.
"Yes, Numbuh Three, we are." nodded Numbuh One.
"Yay!" cheered Numbuh Three.
"So, this is the Tri-State Area? Looks rather peaceful..." answered Numbuh Two.
"I was expecting more adult tyranny!" exclaimed Numbuh Four.
"Perhaps some areas are less prone to it than others..." suggested Numbuh Five.
"I suggest that we split up and look for potential KND operatives. Some might be more cut out for the job than others. Either way, we need to search around the block..." stated Numbuh One.
The other four nodded.
Immediately, they went to visit the local kids in the area. Hopefully they would have the potential to become KND agents.
In Numbuh One's case, he decided to visit the Flynn-Fletcher house.
However, it appeared that the two boys were gone for the time being.
He wondered where they could have possibly gone. He was under the impression that they would be at home considering that it was at the end of the day.
Of course, sometimes he did go on missions at night.
"Hmm...I know that there have to be around here somewhere..." answered Numbuh One.
Curious, he noticed that the house had been wrapped up in toilet paper. Who could have possibly done such a thing?
Somehow, the handiwork seemed rather familiar.
"It must be the Toiletnator..." stated the boy. Who else would want to wrap up a house with toilet paper?
Personally, he wondered what he was doing in a place like this...but he decided that he should get ready.
Fortunately, since the Toiletnator wasn't the most dangerous villain in the world...he got the feeling that he could take him on WITHOUT his teammates.
Still, he was a bit worried about those two boys. Had they made an unfortunate fate at his hands?
Hopefully he would be able to stop him before it was too late.
Fortunately, it appeared that the Toiletnator had left a trail behind...a trail made out of toilet paper.
"I guess he didn't cover his tracks too well." thought Numbuh One.
Immediately, he followed the trail of toilet paper.
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb found the end of the toilet paper.
Nearby was a strange man who appeared to be dressed up in toilet paper.
"Who are you?" asked Phineas.
The man in toilet paper turned around.
"Who am I? I am the Toiletnator, the toughest villain around! You should know my name!" exclaimed Toiletnator.
"Sorry, we haven't heard of you..." answered the boy.
"May I ask why you're dressed in toilet paper?" asked Ferb. He looked a bit like the mummy that they had encountered once at a museum.
"You really don't recognize me? Well, maybe you need something you can recognize me by...I'm going to flush you!" bellowed the man.
Suddenly, he shot toilet paper from his arms towards the two boys.
Fortunately, they were fast enough to avoid them.
"Whoa! Chill out!" exclaimed Phineas. Why was he attacking them?
Unfortunately, the Toiletnator was not going to listen to reason. Much like the other evil adults the KND had faced, he wasn't particularly fond of children.
He tossed rolls of toilet paper towards the duo, who were forced to avoid being hit by him.
"What do we do, Ferb? I don't want to be covered with toilet paper!" bellowed the boy. Then again, who did?
Suddenly, Ferb remembered that they still had their squirt guns from their squirt gun fight.
Perhaps they could weaponize them against the Toiletnator? Toilet paper DID get soggy when exposed to water.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb shot water at the Toiletnator.
He was not happy about it.
"Hey! Cut that out! You're making my toilet paper all wet!" exclaimed the Toiletnator.
Realizing that seemed to be effective, they decided to continue squirting him with the squirt guns.
At that very moment, Numbuh One showed up.
Immediately, he noticed the two boys fighting.
According to the scanner, they were not members of the KND.
Nonetheless, they seemed to be rather experienced in combat...at least with ineffectual villains such as the Toiletnator.
Still, he wondered if they needed help.
Suddenly, the Toiletnator wrapped up Phineas and Ferb with toilet paper.
"Hey!" exclaimed Phineas.
The Toiletnator smirked in triumph.
"Now I got you!" bellowed the Toiletnator. Serves those two brats right.
At that very moment, Numbuh One decided to step in. Perhaps those two boys needed his help...though they had put up a decent fight on their own regardless.
Personally he wondered why they hadn't tried using squirt guns against the Toiletnator before.
Sure enough, the Toiletnator noticed him.
"Numbuh One? What are you doing here?" asked the Toiletnator.
"Making sure that you don't harm innocent kids!" exclaimed Numbuh One.
The Toiletnator tossed a roll of toilet paper at Numbuh One...
...but he countered using the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.
Kids Next Door: S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.: Super Powered Launcher Against Nasty Krazy Evil Ruffians
As the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. was designed to deflect projectiles (and occasionally for a game of baseball), the toilet paper roll was sent right back at the Toiletnator.
It hit him on the nose, and he collapsed.
"Why does this always happen to me?" questioned the Toiletnator.
Shortly afterwards, Numbuh One untied Phineas and Ferb.
"Thanks...but who are you?" asked Phineas. He hadn't seen him around his block before...despite all the kids that came to attend their inventions.
Personally, Phineas was a bit surprised that their parents never figured out about their crazy inventions. He wondered if she would be interested in them.
"The name's Number One. Pleased to meet you. I notice that you seem to have some skill with using those squirt guns..." stated Numbuh One.
"I suppose we do..." nodded Phineas.
"Would you be interested in joining the KND?" inquired the boy.
"The KN who?" asked the inventor.
"The Kids Next Door. We're a group dedicated to fighting evil adults...like the Toiletnator for instance..." answered Numbuh One.
"Was he the guy who you took out?" asked Phineas.
"Yes. Yes, he was." nodded the sunglasses-wearing boy.
"Do you mind? That's kind of my catchphrase..." stated the creative boy.
"Sorry about that." apologized Numbuh One. "We'll tell you more if you wish to join us. Currently we're accepting new recruits at our moon base..."
"Fly to the moon? That's a great idea!" exclaimed Phineas. Of course, they WERE planning to build a rocket to space...but they decided that simply flying to the moon would be just fine. Besides, joining the KND might be a pleasurable experience.
They were going to make the world a better place...for kids anyway. He wasn't sure about adults. But since they claimed they only fought EVIL adults...
"Ferb, I know another thing we're going to today!" exclaimed Phineas.
Ferb nodded. Wherever his stepbrother went, he would go with.
Together, they went with Numbuh One.
As they did so, Numbuh One decided to report back to Numbuh 86.
"Mission accomplished..." stated Numbuh One.
I hope you enjoyed this introductory chapter...and yes, Phineas and Ferb are going to join the KND...similar to how their second dimension counterparts joined the resistance. Ironic, eh?