In this chapter, Phineas and Ferb are going to get to go to the moon. And yes, I'm aware that they have actually visited the moon in the series proper. Kind of ironic, eh?
In the process, they're going to get to tour the Moon Base. Afterwards, Numbuh 60 is going to train them to be effective fighters. More effective than they are, anyway.
However, the KND aren't the only ones who are interested in recruiting.
Chapter 2: Off To The Moon
Phineas and Ferb flew to the moon along with Numbuh One. They were rather excited to get to meet other members of the KND, to say the very least.
In the process, they got to see the stars.
"Gee, Ferb, there sure are a lot of stars in the sky..." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded. No doubt their numbers would continue to grow in the future.
Eventually, they arrived at their destination. Personally, Phineas and Ferb found it to be rather...breathtaking.
To be honest, they weren't sure even they could build that by themselves...though they certainly had built some rather impressive things in the past.
Apparently, they weren't the first kids that had gone to the moon...and had certainly not been the last.
Still, it was nice to know that there were other kids like them that liked to build things. What would the world be like without creativity?
Well, it was time to explore that Moon Base for themselves. Who would have thought that there was a tree on the moon?
Wait, didn't trees need oxygen?
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb were brought to Numbuh 362, the leader of the KND.
Numbuh 86 was standing right next to her.
Speaking of which, she was wearing a tiger sweater and was wearing a crown on her head to signify that she was in charge. Also, she had blonde hair.
"I take it your mission was successful?" asked Numbuh 362.
"Yes...we managed to recruit two members to the KND..." nodded Numbuh One.
"Hi there!" exclaimed Phineas.
"A measly two? You should have recruited a whole sector by now!" exclaimed Numbuh 86. She was sorely disappointed.
"We're working on that!" bellowed Numbuh One.
"Please calm down, Numbuh 88. Numbuh One is doing the best he can." answered Numbuh 362.
At that very moment, Numbuh Five showed up. She appeared to be bruised and battered. Also, she seemed exhausted.
"Numbuh Five? Are you alright?" asked Numbuh One.
"Yeah...I ran into my sister Cree...she gave me a beating...but I think I warded her off..." answered Numbuh Five. She was rather surprised that she was in the Tri-State Area...but she held her off nonetheless.
"Funny you should mention that...we have a sister too..." answered Phineas.
"My name is Nigel. Pleased to meet you." said Numbuh One, shaking Phineas's hand.
"My name is Abigail. Pleased to meet you as well." answered Numbuh Five, shaking Ferb's hand.
Likewise, Phineas and Ferb introduced themselves as well.
"So...any word on the others?" asked Numbuh One.
"They're still looking for recruits, I believe..." answered Numbuh Five.
"I wonder who they're going to recruit..." stated Phineas.
Meanwhile back at Danville...
Numbuh Two knocked on the door, hoping that a kid would answer.
That particular kid happened to be Baljeet, one of Phineas's friends. Usually he hanged out with another one of Phineas's friends by the name of Buford.
Baljeet in question was Indian and was wearing blue overalls.
"Can I help you?" asked Baljeet.
"Yes...we're looking for recruits for the KND..." answered Numbuh 2.
"The KND? What would I need for that?" inquired Buford's most frequent victim.
"Well, I suppose you'd probably want to be smart like me..." stated the chubby boy.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm smart." nodded Baljeet.
"Good. Are you in or are you old?" inquired Numbuh Two, stretching out his hand.
"I don't think I'm aging too much, so I'm in!" exclaimed Bajeet, shaking Numbuh Two's hand.
"Alright then. Let's make like a cow and leap to the moon!" laughed Numbuh Two.
"What's so funny about that?" asked Buford's punching bag.
Numbuh Two groaned.
At the Gracio-Shapiro residence...
Numbuh Three rang on Isabella's doorbell.
Isabella answered shortly afterwards.
"Phineas? Is that you?" asked Isabella, hearts appearing in her eyes.
Isabella in question was the leader of the Fireside Girls, a group dedicated to selling cookies. She was a brunette and typically wore a bow in her hair.
"Huh?" inquired Numbuh Three.
"Oh wait, you're not Phineas. Can I help you?" asked Isabella.
"How would you like to join the KND?" inquired Numbuh Three, feeling rather excited.
"The KND?" questioned the Fireside Girl troop leader.
"We have Rainbow Monkeys!" exclaimed the girl.
"Rainbow Monkeys? That does sound tempting..." noted Isabella.
"What do you say?" asked Numbuh Three, stretching out her hand.
"I'll give it a shot...but I am already part of the Fireside Girls..." nodded the Fireside Girl.
Immediately, Numbuh Three shook hands with Isabella.
At the Van Stomm residence...
Numbuh Four knocked on the door impatiently. He wanted to hurry up and get a recruit to join the KND so that he could head back to the treehouse.
He just got some new action figures too.
Personally he wished that Numbuh 86 would give them a day off one of these days. But perhaps that wasn't going to happen.
At that very moment, Buford answered the door.
"Yes? What do you want? I'm scheduled to give Baljeet a wedgie..." stated Buford.
"A wedgie, eh? Listen, I'm looking for kids to join the KND, the toughest organization around!" exclaimed Numbuh 4.
"The toughest organization around, you say?" asked the bully.
"Are you in or are you old?" questioned the blonde, stretching out his hand.
"I'm old? Don't be ridiculous!" exclaimed Buford.
Immediately, Buford shook Numbuh 4's hand.
A few minutes later...
"It appears that the rest of my sector are heading to the Moon Base..." stated Numbuh One. It appeared that their mission was a success.
Sure enough, Numbuh Two, Numbuh Three, and Numbuh Four had returned with several potential recruits.
Phineas and Ferb were rather surprised to see who they were, to say the very least.
"You're recruiting our friends to the KND too?" asked Phineas.
"Well, they did seem to have potential..." answered Numbuh Two.
Phineas and Ferb shrugged. Working with their friends would be nice...after all, they already had experience in doing so.
However, they weren't sure whether they would be on the same team or not.
"So...do we get to join the KND?" inquired the boy.
"Eventually. However, there's a training session that all KND cadets go through first...there's also a solemn vow...it's sort of tradition..." explained Numbuh 362.
"You'll be going to the KND Arctic Base...make it snappy!" exclaimed Numbuh 86.
"Gee, Ferb, I'm rather surprised that we're going to the arctic and the moon on the same day..." questioned Phineas. That was rather unusual even for them.
"Won't we need to bring our coats?" asked Ferb.
Numbuh 86 threw some coats at Phineas, Ferb, and their friends.
Fortunately, there was a shuttle that they could use to get to the Arctic Base faster...as they had quickly noticed, Numbuh 86 was rather impatient.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb entered the rocket along with their friends.
Together, they went straight towards the arctic base.
But unbeknownst to the five, they weren't the only ones interested in recruiting.
Meanwhile...
Unfortunately for the KND, they had not invented the idea of sending undercover operatives to spy on the teen ninjas on the like. Some of their operatives were in fact taking bribes from Father and the like...usually for ice cream bars and other delicious snacks.
Naturally, those that got caught ended up being decommissioned...but that was only IF they were caught. Some of them tended to be rather slippery.
As one could imagine, it had created a level of distrust among the other KND operatives in the past. You never knew who was going to be a spy.
Immediately, one such spy notified the Teen Ninjas. In this case, it was a young boy about ten years of age.
Cree answered shortly afterwards. Incidentally, she somewhat resembled her younger sister, though since she was a teen she was naturally taller than she was.
Also, she was wearing her Battle Ready Armor, B.R.A. for short.
"Yes. What do you have to say about the Kids Next Dorks?" asked Cree.
"Well, they seem to be recruiting..." answered the spy.
Naturally, that presented a problem. The more KND operatives the KND had, the harder it was for them to completely destroy them.
They were going to have to do something about that.
Of course, the Arctic and the Moon Base were too well-defended to launch an assault for the time being. They were going to have to try a different tactic.
"Maybe you could try recruiting more Teen Ninjas? There might be other teen ninjas to join our cause?" asked the kid.
"That's a great idea! For a snot-nosed brat you're not so bad..." answered Cree.
"Thanks...I think." stated the spy.
Immediately, the Teen Ninjas began to look for teenagers to counter the efforts of the KND. Hopefully, their forces would prove to be superior.
Meanwhile...
Candace wondered where her two brothers had gone off to. She was under the impression that they would be back by the end of the day...and yet, it was sunset.
Where could they possibly be?
They were going to be so busted once their parents got home. She was looking forward at the thought.
And yet, she didn't really have anything better to do other than to bust her brothers. What was she going to do now?
Suddenly, she noticed several kids that were doing things...unsupervised.
Maybe she could try to bust them?
Immediately, she took several photos of the children and sent it to their parents.
Unbeknownst to her, however, Cree, was watching nearby.
As it turned out, after hearing that the KND's recent efforts were focused in the city of Danville, she had decided to go there herself.
"Interesting..." thought Cree. Apparently, somebody liked busting children.
Surprisingly enough, her efforts proved to be successful. The parents immediately grounded their sons and daughters for being so reckless. What were they thinking?
Candace laughed wickedly.
Shrugging, Cree decided to approach her. Perhaps they had something in common.
"You sure like busting children, don't you?" asked Cree.
"I certainly do!" exclaimed Candace.
"How would you like to become a teen ninja?" questioned the commander of the Teen Ninjas.
"A teen ninja? What are those?" inquired the long-necked girl.
"Just a group of teenagers dedicated to keeping snotty brats in line..." answered Cree.
"Sounds perfect!" exclaimed Candace.
Immediately, Cree pulled out a contract for Candace to sign.
Quickly, Candace signed the contract so that she could be a teen ninja. Perhaps she wasn't the only one that had to deal with obnoxious younger siblings such as Phineas and Ferb.
Shortly afterwards, Cree provided Candace with some Battle Ready Armor.
"Welcome to the Teen Ninjas!" exclaimed Cree. Unlike the KND, the teens typically did not have a training ritual...as they were typically more experienced than children.
Why else would the teen ninjas be a threat to the KND?
"Alright! So who I am going to bust first?" asked Candace.
"Just some kids that like to hang out in a treehouse...and battle adults..." answered Cree.
"OK!" exclaimed the teenage girl.
As it turned out, Cree had one particular treehouse in mind...they tattled on her when she played her jukebox in the cafeteria.
As such, they would be Candace's target.
Immediately, she and Candace flew to a treehouse in Colorado...
Sure enough, there were five KND agents inside. They had no idea that they were about to be attacked.
Fortunately, they had defense systems set up to keep their treehouse safe. They were standard issue. They wouldn't want adult tyrants to break in and destroy the treehouse, after all.
Quickly, Candace approached the treehouse. Fortunately, Cree had provided her with some weapons that she could use...apparently, there were standard busting procedure.
Candace had to question it...but whatever worked, she supposed.
Sure enough, the treehouse began to open fire on Candace, recognizing her as an intruder.
However, much to her surprise, she was able to tank the hits...and was fast enough to avoid them.
Eventually, she managed to break into the treehouse.
The KND agents seemed rather surprised at the occurrence.
"What is going on here?" asked their leader...who much like Numbuh One was wearing shades. Maybe it was a leader thing.
"You are busted!" exclaimed Candace, pulling out a pair of nunchucks.
The KND agents attempted to blast Candace...but as it turned out, she was simply too durable for them to be too effective.
Of course, it helped that Cree had supplied her with Battle Ready Armor.
"This isn't working!" exclaimed one of the KND agents.
Suddenly, he found himself being hit by the nunchucks.
"Ow!" exclaimed the ninja. All of a sudden, he had a serious headache.
Another agent attempted to attack Candace...
...but she found herself stuck to a wall thanks to her shurikens.
"These teen ninja weapons are awfully useful..." noted Candace.
Shortly afterwards, she tossed a net on yet another KND agent.
She then kicked the fourth KND across the room.
Finally, all that was left was their leader.
"Who are you?" asked the leader of this particular group of KND agents.
"Just a girl who wants to make sure your parents know what you're doing..." stated Candace.
With one punch, he was knocked out cold.
With the deed being done, all that was left was to dispose of the treehouse.
She pulled out an axe...and chopped down the treehouse.
Miraculously, it did not fall on top of her. Perhaps it was her lucky day.
Cree approached her a few minutes later.
"Good job. Now let's get going before the KND know that we're here..." answered Cree. If they did found about this, they would probably take them to their moon base prison.
She in fact had been there a few times...and it had not been fun, to say the very least. And she wasn't sure that Candace was cut out for prison time.
Meanwhile...
"Sir, we're receiving a distress call from some of our Colorado operatives..." stated Numbuh 86.
"What?" asked Numbuh 362.
As it turned out, their treehouse had been chopped down. Now they were going to have to try to regrow another treehouse...however long that took. It was a good thing that they had scientists that could make more treehouses quickly.
"Oh dear..." answered the Supreme Leader of the KND. Despite their best wishes, this had happened to treehouses in the past. Unfortunately, it appeared that all the members had been taken down as well when they had tried to defend it.
Personally she wondered who could have done this to them. Somehow, she doubted that it was the Toiletnator.
Maybe it was the teen ninjas? They always seemed to be a threat to the KND...regardless of how many new recruits they picked up, such as Phineas and Ferb.
And yet, she began to wonder if they were recruiting themselves.
If so, that presented a problem...
Hopefully their new recruits would be alright. They hadn't officially become members of the KND yet. They still needed to insert their DNA into their code module so that they could be recognized as members.
And of course, they needed to be careful not to remove their DNA from it as well. Otherwise, they would no longer be recognized as members and by essence no longer be members of the KND.
Speaking of which, it appeared that they had arrived at the arctic base.
Hopefully Numbuh 60 wouldn't be too hard on them considering that they were just starting out. She remembered when she was training underneath him.
"I want you to do 100 pushups in under an hour!" bellowed Numbuh 60.
Groaning, Numbuh 362 began to do as asked.
"Now I want you to stretch yourself out like a rubber band!" exclaimed the instructor.
Numbuh 362 stretched herself as hard as she could. At this point, she was sweating heavily.
"Now I want you to run across the arctic base!" bellowed Numbuh 60.
Numbuh 362 sighed. This was going to be a LONG training session.
Still, if it weren't for Numbuh 60, maybe she wouldn't have become Supreme Leader. She in fact had inherited the title after Numbuh 274 had left the organization.
Nowadays, he was simply known as Chad.
It was a shame that he betrayed them all like that. The Moon Base could have become the Sun Base!
At least they managed to recommission all the members that had been invited to his 13th birthday party. It had been a hassle though.
For now, it was time to get back to duty.
"I sure hope that our new recruits can handle what's coming to them..." stated Numbuh 362.
I hope that you liked this chapter...and yes, I made Candace "evil" in this fanfic. I figured she would be interested in becoming a teen ninja...and since she's freakishly durable...well, you can imagine that her enemies would have a hard time taking her down.
In the next chapter, Numbuh 60's going to train Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet. However, they're going to go on a real mission of sorts...