In this chapter, Perry the Platypus is going up against Grandma Stuffum...sorry if you wanted him to fight Dr. Doofenshmirtz...I think I'll get around to that eventually. I wanted something more creative.
In the next chapter, Sector V's going to visit a cavern that's allegedly full of candy...however, someone else is going to be waiting for them. You probably already know who it is...
Chapter 6: Stuffing Your Face
Perry the Platypus approached Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, ready to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from succeeding in his evil scheme. Knowing him he was probably trying to take over the Tri-State Area again. At least he wasn't trying to take over the world.
Little did he know that Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil scheme involved getting rid of him...with help from a rather horrible chef.
As soon as he entered the building, he was suddenly grabbed by a spaghetti monster, much to his surprise. The spaghetti strands wrapped around his arms and legs. They were surprisingly able if unusual restraints.
For a moment, he thought that it was simply one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's traps that he had made so that he could explain his evil plan to him...but when he took a closer look, he gasped in shock.
Someone had brought a bowl of spaghetti to life! It didn't look too friendly, either. It even had mandibles. This was making Perry rather nervous. He had never encountered something like this in his long career.
Perry wondered why it had some sort of grudge against platypuses. He didn't recall eating much spaghetti before. On the other hand, meatballs were rather tasty and Phineas and Ferb once made a restaurant that was inspired by him.
Not only that, but there seemed to be several other foodstuffs in the tower as well. Since when was Dr. Doofenshmirtz interested in cooking? Perry knew that he had tried to take a break from being evil to pursue cheesemaking once...but that was about it. Like the spaghetti monster, they all seemed to be alive.
Something strange was going on. Was Dr. Doofenshmirtz trying to make it so that people were afraid to eat their vegetables? If so, he was actually succeeding. These vegetables were rather frightening, especially to skinny children since Grandma Stuffum typically chose them as her targets. Strangely enough, she went after Numbuh 2 as well.
Suddenly, a video tape began to play.
As it turned out, there was a television set nearby.
Perry looked to where the television set was.
Apparently, Dr. Doofenshmirtz wanted to communicate with him from a distance. What did he have to say to him?
"Greetings, Perry the Platypus. You're probably wondering why I'm not in the tower today...well, I decided that I would take a day off and let someone else fight you for a change...she just so happens to include platypus brains in her recipes...what a coincidence, eh? I think her cooking is simply to die for..." remarked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
At that very moment, Grandma Stuffum showed up. Perry then realized who was making all those foods that were mysteriously coming to life. Perhaps it was something about her recipes. She was holding a frying pan in her right hand and a cookbook in her left hand.
Unsurprisingly, the Kids Next Door considered her to be an enemy of theirs, along with Count Spankula and the Toiletnator that Phineas and Ferb had fought earlier.
"Ah, there's the platypus that Dr. Doofenshmirtz told me about! Maybe I'll make a pie out of you!" remarked Grandma Stuffum.
Perry the Platypus gulped. Grandma Stuffum was clearly insane...about the same level as Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
However, Grandma Stuffum appeared to be more dangerous due to her unique culinary abilities...if she had enough supplies, she could create the dreaded Slamwich.
"Or maybe I'll make a stew...I could serve that to some children..." remarked Grandma Stuffum. Perhaps she could check her cookbook to see what would work best.
The two onions accompanying her laughed. That seemed like a good idea.
Perry the Platypus wondered why she was serving such disgusting foods to children. It seemed rather wrong to make them eat food that they didn't want to eat...though admittedly the food in question wasn't necessarily bad for them even if it did make them fat.
He decided that maybe he should stop her...even if Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't there at the time. If he did nothing, children from all across the Tri-State Area could be at risk for stomachaches.
Immediately, he began to bite into the spaghetti strings holding him prisoner. Fortunately, he was able to swallow the spaghetti monster in no time. Apparently, being a secret agent gave him a big appetite.
Luckily, he was willing to eat things that a human would not. He particularly enjoyed the platypus food that his owners gave him. He would like to have some of that stuff if he still had an appetite fighting Grandma Stuffum.
"What's this? Perhaps this is going to be harder than I thought! No matter! Catch him!" exclaimed the evil chef.
Wasting no time, Grandma Stuffum's creations began to chase after Perry the Platypus.
Perry wondered how he was going to take them down. He certainly was in a tight fix.
However, it was plausible that he could fight fire with fire...or rather food with food.
He decided to see if there was anything in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's fridge that he could use to combat Grandma Stuffum's nasty food minions. Surely there had to be a way to defeat them much like he had defeated Dr. Doofenshmirtz many times before.
Fortunately, there was. There was some soda inside the fridge.
Immediately, he used it to squirt the two cauliflowers attacking him, causing them to turn back into normal cauliflower.
Apparently, it had never occurred to Grandma Stuffum to wash vegetables before cooking them. No wonder the Kids Next Door didn't like her cooking.
Well, now seemed like as good of a time as any. Maybe there was some more liquids that he could use to fight Grandma Stuffum's minions.
Fortunately, there were more beverages in the fridge that he could use. Perhaps Dr. Doofenshmirtz got rather thirsty when he was building inators.
He decided that it would be best to hurry. He was expecting more company.
Sure enough, some Broccoli Warriors were banging down the door. Apparently, they were rather strong...of course, they say that if you ate broccoli, you would become strong.
Immediately, Perry the Platypus armed himself with milk. There was a reason why it was part of a delicious breakfast.
When the broccoli warriors burst in, Perry splashed them with the milk, causing them to collapse.
Fortunately, it appeared that things were going well so far.
However, he then noticed that some of the carrots were shooting at him with smaller carrots with bows made out of asparagus. That wasn't a big surprise considering that carrots gave one good vision...
Quickly, he tossed some soda at the carrots in order to ward them off.
However, a tomato suddenly walked up to him.
Suddenly, it exploded into ketchup, blinding Perry the Platypus.
Frantically, he began to wipe the ketchup out of his eyes.
Unfortunately, this gave more of Grandma Stuffum's minions an opportunity to attack him.
"You can't hide from me forever, platypus!" exclaimed Grandma Stuffum. If he revealed himself now, maybe she would spare him...though it wouldn't stop her from feeding him her cooking.
Perry decided that maybe it would be best to defeat Grandma Stuffum. So long as she wasn't taken out, there wasn't anything stopping her from making more food.
Maybe it would be best to go on the offensive.
Immediately, he put on one of his gadgets in order to search for her.
Fortunately, she was still was where he had encountered her earlier. She was currently making more food minions to attack him.
Quickly, he began to sneak his way towards her.
"Any sign of him?" inquired Grandma Stuffum.
"We're still working on it..." explained Liver.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus attacked Grandma Stuffum.
"What? Ow!" exclaimed the evil grandmother.
Immediately, Grandma Stuffum's minions attempted to defend her.
However, Perry the Platypus simply splashed them with juice.
He then began to attack Grandma Stuffum.
Unfortunately for the evil grandmother, she was not a match for Perry's martial arts.
Eventually, she collapsed on the floor. Perry noted that she was a bit of a glass cannon...though she was more resistant towards the KND's weapons. Perhaps she had simply built up a resistance to them.
Well, he had managed to stop an evildoer. It was time for him to head back to his owners.
Immediately, he entered his Platymobile and began to fly towards Phineas and Ferb's house.
Back at Phineas and Ferb's house...
Phineas realized that since it was the end of the day, Perry the Platypus would be back by now.
Sure enough, there he was, in his pet platypus disguise. All he did to disguise himself was remove his hat. It was kind of weird. Of course, it was rather effective against Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Oh, there you are, Perry." stated Phineas. Fortunately, Perry had returned at the end of the day...just like he usually did.
Fortunately for Phineas and his friends, things had been rather uneventful for him and his friends ever since they warded off Count Spankula. Perhaps they wouldn't have to worry about adults invading their treehouse for a while.
However, they couldn't help but shake the feelings that there were more of them out there somewhere, so Phineas was working on adding more treehouse defenses.
A few minutes later...
"So, how did things go?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz as Grandma Stuffum returned.
Curiously, he seemed to notice that Grandma Stuffum looked rather beat up...she was rather resilient for an old lady though, so she would probably be fine.
"I couldn't catch the platypus..." explained Grandma Stuffum.
"Oh really?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Grandma Stuffum nodded.
"Alright then...I have one thing to say then...curse you, Perry the Platypus!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I was going to say that..." remarked Grandma Stuffum. Maybe she should start saying "Curse You, Kids Next Door!"
"Well, it looks like I'm going back to the drawing board...maybe I can find another member of the rogues gallery to help me take down Perry the Platypus...I appreciate your help." stated Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Would you like some cheese?" inquired the evil grandmother.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz nodded. Cheese would be good right now.
Immediately, Grandma Stuffum gave Dr. Doofenshmirtz some cheese.
"This stuff tastes deliciously evil..." remarked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Meanwhile...
"Interesting..." stated Numbuh Five.
Apparently, a cavern that was allegedly holding candy had been discovered by some KND agents. It was across the ocean. They wanted some KND agents to investigate to see if it was true.
Fortunately, the Kids Next Door happened to have a boat for this occasion. Numbuh 4 normally wasn't so enthusiastic about water...but he was willing to let it slide for an opportunity to get candy.
Since she doubted that she could get all the candy that was in the cave by herself, she was going to bring her teammates.
"Hey, everyone! I found a cave full of candy!" exclaimed Abigail Lincoln.
"What? You did? That's awesome!" cheered Numbuh 3.
"Numbuh 86 wants us to investigate..." explained Numbuh 5.
"If we're going to get candy, I'll all in!" exclaimed Numbuh 4.
"I just hope Heinrich Marzipan doesn't show up..." remarked the girl with a red cap. He always seemed to show up whenever she was trying to hunt for candy.
Of course, there was another villain that typically showed up when she tried to get candy as well.
"Candy sounds delicious!" shouted Numbuh 2.
"This had better not be a wild goose chase..." answered Numbuh 1.
"Quack!" exclaimed a goose outside the treehouse.
"I think it's worth a shot..." remarked Numbuh 2.
"Alright...we'll go get our boat..." stated the leader of Sector V.
Across the sea...
"Captain, we've uncovered a cavern full of candy!" exclaimed a voice.
"Good...I'm up for some more candy right about now...wouldn't want to run out of stock." said another voice.
As it turned out, Sector V were not the only ones looking for candy.
"If the Kids Next Door wants to get in my way...they'll just have to fight me and me crew!" said the candy lover.
Grandma Stuffum has been defeated...as you can see Perry the Platypus shouldn't be underestimated even if he normally doesn't do much. He is a semi-aquatic mammal of action after all.
In the next chapter, the Kids Next Door are going to try to get some candy...but things are rarely that simple for them. Afterwards, Phineas and Ferb are going to start to consider brushing their teeth.