In this chapter, Perry the Platypus is going to take on the Common Cold! I'm sure you're looking forward to it. However, things are going to start to go wrong for the Kids Next Door shortly afterwards. A team of teenagers is going after the KND Code Module. Not all the villains in this story are going to be from canon. I hope you don't think they're Mary Sues...or rather, Villain Sues. They are highly effective teen ninjas though.
And though they're teen ninjas, they each have their own outfits. I wanted to be creative. For example, Chad wears a jock uniform. Incidentally, one of the members of this evil team I made. happens to be a jock.
Chapter 9: Snotty Attitude
At the Kids Next Door treehouse, Sector V was feeling sick.
Numbuh Three blew her nose.
"Can you pass the tissues, please?" asked Numbuh Two.
Numbuh 4 nodded.
He passed the tissues towards Numbuh 2.
"Thanks." answered the pilot.
Numbuh Two promptly blew his nose.
Numbuh One remarked how much he hated the flu season. It was so bright and sunny outside too. He would like to go outside and get some fresh air...but since it was sick, it seemed best for his team to stay indoors.
Luckily, they should be better soon. They had made sure to stock up on orange juice. Sweet precious orange juice.
Anyways, they were wondering what a certain platypus was up to.
Meanwhile, outside Sector P's treehouse...
Perry the Platypus dug a tunnel and made it his way towards the base.
"Good morning, Agent P. I'm afraid we've got some bad news. The evil Common Cold is planning to infect children throughout the city with the common cold. And yes, it's as disgusting as it sounds." stated Major Monogram.
Perry noted that Phineas and Ferb had been sick along with their friends. They were playing video games.
"I wish we could do more today, but I don't think we should strain ourselves too much while we're sick." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
Now that Perry thought of it, it appeared to be flu season. The Common Cold had picked a good opportunity to strike.
Since he didn't want to spend his days sneezing and coughing, he decided that it would be best if he stopped Common Cold and put an end to his disgusting plans.
"He happens to be skilled with technology much like Dr. Doofenshmirtz, so we figured that he'd be an ideal fighter for you. Just keep in mind that if he makes you sick take the day off and rest. We don't want you to make Dr. Doofenshmirtz catch a cold as well." warned Perry's employer.
Perry the Platypus nodded. It wouldn't be a good idea to make Dr. Doofenshmirtz or anyone else sick. He should take the day off if he fell ill.
Saluting Major Monogram like he usually did, he made his way towards the Common Cold's lair.
Currently, he was targeting a missile that would spread the flu throughout Danville.
"Where should I target the missile? Probably in the center of the city I suppose..." noted the Common Cold.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus revealed himself.
"What? The OWCA sent one of their animal agents to deal with me? That's even more bizarre than children that are trained warriors!" exclaimed the snot-nosed villain.
Perry noted that for some strange reason, most of the OWCA agents were animals. The only exceptions appeared to be their employers and Carl.
Well, they were competent fighters so he decided not to dwell on it.
Immediately, Perry began to attack Common Cold.
However, Common Cold fired snot out of his machine towards Perry.
Perry used backflips to avoid the snot. He wondered why this villain was so disgusting. Still, he felt sorry for him. Apparently, he was sick all the time. At least he seemed to be respected enough in the villain community, unlike Toiletnator. Nobody ever respected him. He was like the lamest villain ever.
The Common Cold sneezed.
Perry the Platypus picked up a hammer that was on the ground and whacked the Common Cold with it.
"Ow! I've got to stop leaving spare tools around!" exclaimed the Common Cold. He used those to build inventions.
Perry then followed by whacking him with a wrench.
"This is one tough platypus..." remarked the Common Cold.
He pressed a button, and a robot appeared.
This robot was green as the leaves on a tree, and predictably was armed with snot blasters.
If Perry the Platypus got hit by them, chances are that he would need some tissues later.
Recoiling with disgust, Perry prepared to fight the robot.
It proceeded to fire mucus at him.
Perry the Platypus frantically ducked in order to avoid falling ill.
Fortunately, he found some water nearby.
He used it to short-circuit the robot.
"Dang it!" shouted the Common Cold.
He then noticed that there was cold medicine nearby.
He poured it on Common Cold, much to his horror.
"Nooooooo! Hmm, I actually feel a lot better now." noted the evil inventor. Perhaps he could take a break from being evil until he inevitably got sick again.
Since he was no longer feeling ill for the time being, he decided to call off the missile.
Since his mission was a success, Perry the Platypus decided to fly away.
At that very moment, Phineas and Ferb suddenly began to feel better.
"I don't know why, but I think our cold is going away now." remarked Phineas.
"Perhaps the flu season has passed." noted Ferb.
Meanwhile at the KND Arctic Base...
Two guards were standing outside the KND Arctic Base, making sure that the KND Code Module was in good hands. If Father got his hands on it, the Kids Next Door would be in big trouble. It contained valuable information about each of the Kids Next Door agents, which would theoretically allow Father to learn their weaknesses.
Luckily, they believed that they would be able to protect it from harm.
But unfortunately, Father was about to send some of his best teenagers to steal the code module. He had placed his trust in them...and his trust had not been misplaced.
These teenagers were known as the T.R.A.P. Squad. T.R.A.P was short for Teenagers Short For Preadolescents. They were respected amongst the teenage community and were feared throughout the child community.
They had four members. For some strange reason, if you took the first letters of each of their names you got the word "TRAP", which of course matched the title of the team. It was ironic.
Their leader was Terrence, a motorcycle-riding teenager who had messy black hair and wore a black coat, boots, and gloves, along with black shorts. Naturally, he was wearing a motorcycle helmet. He was sixteen years old. Though he was their leader, he was in fact the second-smallest member of the group. Why did Father choose him to be the leader of the team, you ask? He was very smart.
Their second-in-command was Rebecca, a rock star who weaponized her electric guitar against her foes. She had black hair, was wearing a strapless red dress, had red lipstick on her lips, and was wearing pink high heels. She also wore white gloves. She had red lipstick on her lips. She was fifteen years old. She was the second-tallest member of the group. And yes, she was taller than Terrence was, similar to how Numbuh 3 is taller than Numbuh 4. She had a short temper.
Their third-in-command was Amber, a gum-chewing teenager who used gum as a weapon against her enemies. She had blonde hair, was wearing a beanie on her head, wore a green coat, and wore blue jeans. She was fourteen years old, and was the shortest member of the team. Though she was an effective combatant, she also happened to be rather lazy. Luckily, Terrence was typically able to persuade her to go on missions with him and the rest of the team.
Their last-in-command was Peter, a jock who enjoyed bullying youngsters. And yes, he was one of those stereotypical jocks. He got along well with his teammates though. Naturally, his weapons were related to sports. He had short orange hair, and was as muscular as you would expect from a jock. He also wore a blue and white letterman jacket (with a black shirt underneath) and yellow jeans. Though he was the youngest member of the team, he also happened to be the tallest.
The two guards spotted the four making their way to the arctic base. Since they weren't children, they knew at once they weren't members of the Kids Next Door and they shouldn't be allowed inside.
"This is one of the Kids Next Door's headquarters! If you're not a Kids Next Door member, be on your way." stated the guard.
"Funny you should mention that..." answered Terrence.
"Don't try anything! We've got B.L.A.Z.E.R.S and we're permitted to use them against evil teenagers!" exclaimed the other guard. They couldn't simply waltz into the Arctic Base and sabotage it.
"Well, it's a good thing we brought our own 2x4 technology then..." remarked Rebecca.
Immediately, she called out her G.U.I.T.A.R. It was red and white.
Gnarly Utility Incredible Terrific Awesome Resonator
"What?!" exclaimed one of the guards. Where did they get their hands on that? To his knowledge the only people who had technology like that were Kids Next Door agents.
Perhaps Father had stolen Kids Next Door technology and was now using it against them. Talk about irony.
Peter pulled out a baseball.
"So you want to play hardball, eh?" asked Peter.
Peter tossed the baseball at the unfortunate guard, who was knocked unconscious.
The guard gasped in shock. How did Peter get so strong?
He attempted to enter the building to warn the others, but Rebecca zapped him with an energy bolt from her signature weapon before he could do so.
"My head..." remarked the guard.
She then proceeded to whack him with her G.U.I.T.A.R in order to knock him out cold. It was useful as a blunt weapon though it was mainly used at long-range.
Peter then pulled out a basketball launcher and used it to bust down the door.
Immediately, the guards overheard what was going on.
"Who busted down the door?" asked one of the guards.
At that very moment, they noticed the four teenagers.
"Teenagers? In the Arctic Base? How did they get inside?!" exclaimed one of the Kids Next Door agents.
"I don't know but we can't let them get the Code Module! It's invaluable!" shouted another Kids Next Door agent.
"Amber, I'll leave this one to you." answered Terrence.
Amber yawned.
"This is boring." noted Amber.
Immediately, Amber pulled out a wad of gum and stuck in her mouth. She certainly loved chewing gum.
The guards wondered what she was up to.
They were about to find out.
Suddenly, Amber began to spit out wads of chewing gum.
The chewing gums pinned the guards to the walls.
"What the-we're stuck!" exclaimed the guards.
Unfortunately for them, Amber's gum was surprisingly sticky when fired. And to make matters worse, she could spit it out at quite a rapid rate.
Now that the guards were incapacitated, all that was left between them and the KND Module was their leader.
"Leave this one to me, team." said Terrence. It seemed appropriate for the two leaders to battle it out.
"Supreme Commander! We need back-!" exclaimed Numbuh 60.
Terrence knocked the radio out of his hand using a well-placed shot from his green paintball gun.
"Sorry, can't let you call reinforcements." answered Terrence.
"How could this happen? How could you penetrate our defenses so deeply?" asked the Kids Next Door operative. He was under the impression that he had trained his guards well.
"Don't feel bad. There's a reason Father chose us for this mission." stated the leader of the TRAP squad.
"He considers us to be some of his best teenagers!" exclaimed Peter.
Somehow, Numbuh 60 could see the reason why.
Numbuh 60 charged towards Terrence, but Terrence shot him in the face with the paintball gun.
He was knocked out cold.
Terrence then picked up the KND Code Module.
He then picked up the radio that Numbuh 60 had dropped...however, he was going to use it to contact someone different.
"Did you retrieve the KND Code Module?" asked Father.
"The mission was a success." nodded Terrence.
"Excellent. Now your mission is to bring the KND Code Module to the Delightful Manor. I assure you that you will be rewarded handsomely for your services." stated the man.
Terrence smiled.
"Consider it done." answered the leader of the team.
Immediately, the four of them began to laugh in unison...much like the Delightful Children from Down The Lane.
They then left the KND Arctic Base and began their journey back to Father's mansion.
After waking up, Numbuh 60 immediately pressed a button.
He needed to alert Numbuh 362, like he tried to earlier. Unfortunately, it was already too late for him to protect the Kids Next Door Code Module.
"Supreme Commander, there's been attack on the KND Arctic Base...four teenagers...stole the KND Code Module." stated Numbuh 60.
"What?!" exclaimed Numbuh 362.
"They seemed to be carrying stolen 2x4 technology..." noted the soldier.
"I'll look into that. Contact Sector V. I'm sending them on an emergency mission." ordered Numbuh 362.
Numbuh 60 nodded. He desperately needed their help.
Hopefully they would be able to teach those tyrannic teenagers a lesson. They weren't going to get away with attacking some of his best boys.
It looks like we've just met some of Father's finest warriors. They're the TRAP Team, and yes, they're fearsome adversaries indeed. The Kids Next Door are going to have their hands full with them. They've already managed to make off with the KND Code Module and are on their way to give it to Father as they speak. We don't want the Kids Next Door to turn into animals again. Tommy got them out of this, thank goodness, but unfortunately, he can't be a member of the Kids Next Door anymore. Father already got to be a member of the Kids Next Door and that didn't go well. Now he can't be a Kids Next Door agent either.
In the next chapter, Sector V is going to be sent to retrieve the KND Code Module. You probably know what could happen if it ends up getting in the wrong hands. Just look at Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S