You hmm you took my five

Luigi launched himself

Luigi!

-

Mario laid in his car with a frown. His friend Luigi stole his five dollars and stroke him for no reason.

It's okay Mario, there's always next time.

His toy phone said.

He reached for his phone angrily and placed it inside the dashboard.

Ready

It looks like a lovely day for the super race of Mario and the tycoon 5. Look at all these monsters ready and happy to go

Get set

And there preparing themselves reving the engine

Go

And there off

Mario car hesitated before it smoked up and died out.

Mario kicked his floor dash.

Fuck!

On his way out he saw Tycoon Green. Raising up his trophy.

Lost to the freaking tycoons! Isnt this a bit-

Mario

He looked over at Junie and sighed.

I don't know could you cut it will ya

She rubbed her body.

Cut what?

You want to talk to me about losing the race.

And then you could go and buy another car.

Mario looked at her sadly and nodded.

I only had motor 1 for years.

And Mario 1 comes first... Right?

Very funny Junie.

She smiled and walked up to him.

I think you should try and get a new Mario one from K Mart... My father's shops there and he made one right out of solid gold.

As if my tokens could barely make ends meat.

She pouted.

Then I'll tell him to make it for you.

She said quietly.

He smiled.

You watched that didn't you.

He said kicking his feet.

She smiled and walked towards the door with him.

Need a ride home?

-

She got into her motor bike that was crazy pink and told him hop on.

Mario winced and laughed.

On second thought the magic train should be there in 3

Then he turned left and appeared in a subway system that was lime green and black and jumped into the train.

2

1.

He said to himself and say down.

He placed down his red helmet and kicked his cakeo away.

His red and black motor suit glowing red on the trims.

Luigi drove the train and picked up the speaker.

Next stop

Super Nintendo world.

Mario sat back into his seat and watched the window. It exited into a world of red cartridges with massive window.

A Santa wrapped a gift and sighed.

This one's for Mario.

Mario got up and pressed open and jumped out and landed on the patio and ran inside and up the stairs.

He opened his door on the 18th floor and saw nothing.

He saw the gift left on the drive way and ripped it open.

No way!

Congratulations now you could get rid of me and the phone!

The phone said.

Mario tucked in backwards and it landed on the sofa.

What do we got here?...

He finished it and a Lamborghini Mario car sat there.

He nodded.

Another one of these.

He got on and parked it in his extensive driveway of vehicles of a thousand cars.

the apartment hummed and he sat down and took off his hat.

He opened the cup board and saw an iPhone 15.

Hello I am iPhone 15 pro max.

He said ugh.

And grabbed it and got out.

Yo dad!

Mario.

He said from the house.

This new car came from you?

He said walking inside.

No.

He said pushing a ball into the whole with a white clear ball.

But I seen san-

His mom walked in with a bowl of pasta and chicken tenders with sauce.

Ta.

He barfed into a bag sitting on his bed.

Before Luigi jumped on to his patio.

He turned around.

Here's your! Five dollars.

Mario caught it and looked at it.

This one isn't it.

Merry christmas

He said sitting down on the patio and pulling from the hookah.

Yo Mario! Why you not smoking.

Mario got up and walked on to the patio.

I lost the Grand Prix

Should've came in last.

Luigi said offhandedly.

Mario smirked.

I got a new whip!

You should spin the block.

He said releasing smoke that covered Mario body.

Mario waited until it extinguished. And that it did.

Wanna take it for a spin?

He said holding up his phone.

Sure!

-

He sat on the side seat and Mario laughed as he turned it on.

Faneto!

Luigi lowered it.

Your your filling your ears with all that all that nonsense.

Ready.

He hit the gas and they took off down cicinati rode.

A girl in a roadster lifted her shirt and it was blurred out.

Oh la la

She yelled.

Mario opened the window and spat on one tiddy.

Man I love this place he said lifting his window.

Luigi turned to him with a corona that he grabbed from a cooler.

Wanna take the high rode.

They flew down the high rode before Luigi saw Junie in front of them.

He opened the window with a flight suit and the world sounded amazing.

Yo Junie!

(Please don't stop the music)

She listened before making a quick right.

Mario turn right.

Mario flew straight.

I ain't see it.