DRUM ROLL
(Guitar music plays music of "Awesome as I Want To Be" by Ashleigh Ball)
(Darla enters running)
Ava Max as Darla Anderwdottier Best
(Camara changes scene of Xuron asleep on his desktop)
Ed Sheeran as Xuron Andrewson Best
(Scene changes of Twins Aleena and Vicortin fighting)
Liam Hemsworth as Vicortin Andrewson Best
Dua Lipa as Aleena Andrewdottier Best
(Scene changes of Guest Stars)
Harry Styles as Theodore "Theo" McCallister- Galadrigal V
Tove Lo as Petal Moonlight McCallister-Galadrigal (Flashbacks only)
Cardi B as Margaret Lokison-McCallister (Flashback only)
Tom Hiddleston as Loki Odinson
Myself as Universebumps "Uni"and Timebumps "Time"
Jack Black as Slappy and Snappy The Dummies
Chris Wood as Andrew Lokison
Kristen Schaal as Victoria Best
Tom Kenny as Dr. Two Brains
Grey DeLise as Lady Reductant Woman
Dannah Phirman as Wordgirl/Becky Botsford
Patton Oswalt as Tobey McCallister lll
(Scene changes to the 4 siblings)
(They pose for the camera and the title: THE ANDREWSON-BEST SHOW! appears)
Episode 01: The Past Within Me
Darla Andrewdottier Best is looking out the window of her royal bedroom chamber in New Bumpslandia. The last few months have been hard. First she made the youth stone (an old relic of Uni) and relieved her, causing the reality of her children Viola and Teddy, and Viola's daughter Amethyst, all the next generation hybrids, to disappear. Weird thing is that the mysterious guy Formire, who was dating Amethyst, never disappeared, but he left the realm. He said he was a grandson of Slappy, but the thing is, Slappy and all the villains never left Villain Isle. She was going to investigate when she smacked face into Theo, her boyfriend. Darla said "Theo do not scare me." Theo is the second child of Tobes McCallister (Uni and Tobey's son) and Emerald Galadrigal-Dark Star ((Lord)Blinky Galadrigal and Radne (the Courageous) Dark Star). He is also the hero the Titanium Heo (just like a parallel to Cat Noir, but no miraculouses ok) and Darla was the Platinum Arla. (parallel to Ladybug). Well Princess Twi had Silver Powers and passed 2 off. But both revealed who they were by accident. Since then they never activated their powers. (Darla did, only to discover Silvertron, a new Realm, explained in another story) Theo said "Come on Darla. I know why you are upset."
(Flashback)
"No. No. NO!" Cried Darla. Her best friend, Petal Moonlight was just killed as Petrona Evils, a hungry powered being, who wanted revenge after Loki Laufeyson, prince of Asgard (now King of Bumpslandia) dumped her for Universebumps (Uni for short and now Queen and Spirit of Spirits) since she relieved. "Da.r..la….T..he...o….U...ni...L...o..kki...I ….I ...I….am….sorry." Petal Moonlight dies in her mom's hands. Darla cries on Theo and Uni to Loki. Emerald cries hysterically and cradles with Tobes, their dead daughter's body. There was absolutely nothing that could help reverse this. Even the great Uni could not do anything. Margaret was brought back by Petrona with the Youth, Soul, Reality, God and Star stones, but she saw her mom die. "Mom...MOM!"
(Flashback ends)
"Okay, you did not need to use Memoria Magic to tell why you're upset. Come on. You promised your sibling to go with them. Victo..I mean your mom said it's important" (Memoria Magic comes from the Staff of Memoria, used by Felinala before her, and Time before that, that's a whole other story)
When she arrived with Aleena, Vicortin and Xuron, she then asked them "Ready to go to Fair City and see what Mom and Dad want?" Xuron said "Let me guess, we are expecting a sister or brother?" Vicortin said "Dude, don't jinx it. I don't want more sisters." Aleena and Darla give him a stare. "I mean, you girls aren't that bad." Darla said "Much better." They hopped on devices calle a pod (this will help them travel the multiverse of realms throughout Dimension 13579). Darla went to the control panel, typed Fair City, Earth, WordgirlLand (Realm W of Dimension 24680) to get to her mom Victoria's Mansion.
After a while, Darla steered the pod to a stop. They exited the pod. "Next time you should go slower, Arlita." Said Vicortin "First of all dont call me Arlita!" said Darla "How about….." said Aleena "MY FAMILY!" said a running Andrew Lokison. "Okay...okay...SISTER OR BROTHER?!" said Xuron. "Okay….you 4 are older siblings to a new sibling" said Andrew. "We know that, Dad." said Vicortin. "You are the older brothers and sisters to a baby sister." said Andrew. Darla and Aleena squealed in victory while Vicortin looked down. He really hoped for a little brother. "Come on...we are waiting for you 4 to help me and your mom pick a name."
At the Best Mansion
"AWWWWWWWW!" said Darla, Aleena, Xuron and Vicortin as they saw their baby sister. The girl had fair skin so tannish. She then opened her eyes and noticed that the girl had aqua green eyes, a rare color for eye colors to appear in hybrids (common colors were light blue, dark green and dark brown, especially since Darla had the rarest eyes of one sky blue and one emerald green). "I still haven't given a name for her yet...me and your father are debating Sarah and Laurel." Then the radio cranked and the song Roxanne by Arizona Zervas played. Then Darla had an idea "How about...Arizona!" "Nah...I think Roxanne is a better choice...who's with me?" said Vicortin. Aleena, Victoria Best, and Andrew raised their hands. "Your Roxanne Andrewdottier Best...you will be so powerful..I can just feel it." Said Victoria. Then the music was interrupted by the news. "This just in…Doctor Two Brains and Lady Reductant Woman are on a crime spree, and still nothing about Wordgirl's return from…Bumpsaverse, right?" said the reporter. "Either way….WE"RE DOOOMED!" Xuron turns the t.v off. "Okay….we got to go." said Aleena "Dad, you take care of mom and Roxanne, Xuron, Aleena and Vicortin, Let's show fair City that they're not alone." said Darla. Andrew yelled after them "Tell them it's Bumpslandia!"
(In the center of Fair City)
"DUPLICATES! GRAB ALL THINGS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND OF COURSE EXACTLY THE SAME!" shouted Lady Reductant Woman. "HAVE SOME OF THIS, MONKEY!" yelled Doctor Two Brains at Captain Huggyface, who was left behind when he realized Becky Botsford (Wordgirl) was never coming back. "STOP RIGHT THERE … ummm who are you 2?" Said Darla. "Umm…you're a new hero with sidekicks…whatever happened to Wordgirl? Said Doctor Two Brains. "Allow us to introduce ourselves, I'm Xuron and this here is my older sis, Darla, and here we have our younger twin siblings, Aleena and Vicortin, and p.s we are the Andrewson Bests!" "Since when did the child, kid, girl had children, offsprings, blessings?" said Lady Reductant Woman "Probably the guy who crashed in her house and convinced her to quit villainy. Andrew, right…..since Andrewson literally means Son of Andrew….let me guess, you two are Andrewdottiers?" said Doctor Two Brains. Everyone looked at him confused "I know stuff, you know! Now have a bit of MELTED CHEESE!HAHAHA!" he squirted Aleena and Xuron with cheese. Captain Huggyface, in monkey language, said " If it isn't the child of Victoria Best. NOW WHERE IS WORDGIRL?!" "She is fine…along with Tobey and my mom…i woul like to catch you up but….WATCH OUT!" said Darla as she doged to grab the monkey. "You know what the problem is, Lady….um…Mistress….hold up a name will occur…yes Memory Mistress? That you may be Victoria's daughter, you are not capable of defeating us.!" said Doctor Two Brains. "Despite being immortal, god, a forever being!" said Lady Reductant Woman. "First….I'm Darla Andrewdottier Best, daughter of Andrew Lokison and Victoria , the Memory Mistress was my Great Aunt Gloriosa Daisy. And third…we are a team." The 4 siblings charged at LRW and Doctor Two Brains. Aleena rose Huggyface and launched him at LRW, causing her duplicates to disappear and for her to lose balance and fall on Doctor Two Brains. Aleena, Vicortin and Xuron then grabbed them so that Darla can tie them on the pole and flash off.
At the Best Mansion
"You made me proud..my children!" said Andrew. "The authorities are coming to arrest those 2…wonder where Huggy went?" said Darla. "See Roxanne, you have 4 amazing siblings who will always be with you..no matter what situation your siblings are facing, graduation, marriage to Theo.." "MOM!" Darla's face flushed red. Just then a portal opened and Uni, the Electric 10 (Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Tobey, Becky, Ladybug, and Cat Noir) and Loki came. "AWWW who's my little granddaughter…yes you are" said Uni as she cradled the baby Roxanne in her arms "Look, you have beautiful eyes….came from me" "Very funny mom. What do you think dad?" "That you 5 will do great things…i can see it now."
Darla drags Becky and Tobey for a private conversation
"Becky…the crime rate has gone up…Huggy is sick worried..why would you just leave like that?" "It's complicated. I was on my way to say Hi with Tobey…want to join?" said Becky. "We really wish we could explain..." started Tobey but Darla looked back and saw that Loki is now having a turn to hold Roxanne. "Maybe later, family is important above anything else." Darla then turns and whispers in her breath "Roxanne, I will never let no man…creature, or anyone lay a finger on you, I promise."
Somewhere
"Darla and Aleena, the sweet daughters of Andrew. I think out target is Darla." said a voice, female. "Why?" said another voice. "Plus this dum-" "DON"T YOU EVEN SAY ANYTHING, BROTHER OF MINE!" said voice 2. "We will come back…don't you worry." said Voice 1
WOW. Who are the 2 individuals looking at Aleena and Darla? I gave you a clue for 1. Let's just say…reader beware…the Andrewson Best are in for the next adventure. Uniatra De La Torre FOREVER!