Now in the very sunny day, there was a very huge park that people always come to visit. Out in the gates of the park were three people. A male blue jay, a male short brown raccoon, and a female gray wolf. There they headed inside and meet with someone with a big round shaped head. Then the gentleman with the round shaped head showed them around the park. Then eventually in the house. The living room had what it has. Tv, couch, and a video game console (what they were very interested in the most). The gentleman showed them upstairs and eventually their own room. This causes them to be impressed a lot. Soon the blue jay, raccoon, and wolf go in and celebrated with some soda throughout the night. Seems like it was gonna be the start of a regular adventure. Or so you think...
In the next morning, the blue jay, named Mordecai, woke up on bed and yawned.
Mordecai: "Alright guys , time to get up."
After he said that, the gray wolf, named Rebecca, woke up on her second blanket she laid in. She yawned as well.
Rebecca: "Yeah yeah... I got it."
The two of them look and sees their other friend, Rigby, still asleep in a pile of clothes and socks.
Mordecai: "Come on, Rigby. Dude, get up. We gotta get ready for work."
Rigby: *He groaned and finally got up.* "Okay, okay."
Mordecai stand up and looks around his room while still surprised that they get a room with a job.
Mordecai: "Dudes, this is so cool. I never got a job that got you a place to live."
Rigby: "I never even had a job."
When Rebecca and Mordecai watched Rigby get the clothes off of him and they look at each other.
Rebecca: *whispers* "You wanna tell him dude?"
Mordecai: *Whispers* "Why do I have to tell him?"
Rigby: *he hears them* "Tell me what?"
Rebecca sighed and had her hand on the back of her head where her short gray hair is.
Rebecca: "Look... Me and Mordecai had to tell them you would be perfect to get hired. So maybe... just not be... Rigby?"
Rigby: *He was confused* "What does that even mean?"
Mordecai: "She means you're lazy."
Rigby felt offended with what they meant as he was upset.
Rigby: "What? I'm not lazy!"
Mordecai: "Dude, you were too lazy to fill up the application for this job."
Rebecca: "I had to stay up late just to help make you seem less lazy."
Rigby: "Just because I was too lazy to do something boring like filling in a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy."
Mordecai: "Okay. Okay. Look. Let's just promise that starting right now we're not gonna do anything to screw this up. Okay?"
Rebecca: "Right."
Rigby: "Okay. You think there's breakfast stuff in the kitchen?"
They headed straight downstairs to get something to eat. Mordecai went into fridge to get the milk.
Mordecai: "...Milk."
He grabs the milk fast. Rigby went to the cabinet to get the cereal.
Rigby: "...Cereal."
He grabs the cereal fast. Rebecca went and get a bowl.
Rebecca: "...Bowl."
She grabbed it fast and soon placed it down for her friends to pour in the bowl.
All: "...Combine."
Rigby was about to eat from the bowl until he hears Mordecai.
Mordecai: "This is the only clean spoon left, dude. Let's play 'Punchies' for it."
Rigby: "Okay. Me first."
He punched Mordecai though his punch was so weak. Mordecai chuckled and punched Rigby and it has him hurt.
Rebecca rolls her eyes at this as she can't help but find this amusing. She then grab some cereal in the box and eats some from her hand.
Mordecai: "Man, so far this job is awesome! I still can't believe we get our own rooms!"
Rigby: "Dude, those rooms aren't cool. There's nothing in 'em. I had to sleep on the floor last night."
Rebecca: "My back was killing me last night. I wished they would've at least put in a air mattress in there."
Mordecai: "Well, yeah, I mean, we could get some stuff for it after we make some money. You know?"
Rigby: "I guess."
Mordecai: "You want some milk."
Rigby: "Yeah."
Mordecai starts pouring milk in Rigby's mouth while they stop themselves to see the gumball machine, their boss Benson, and the gentleman with the huge head, Pops, carrying a chair.
Benson: Hey! Please don't eat up on the table like that.
Pops: Like what?
They stopped themselves and notice the chair that Benson and Pops is carrying. They were very impressed and shocked by it.
Pops: Oh my. I've never seen anyone eating cereal like that. How quaint!
Benson: Yeah, well they shouldn't be doing that. That's what the bowls are for.
Pops: Oh, they're fine!
When they leave, Mordecai, Rigby, and Rebecca discuss to themselves.
Mordecai: Did you see that chair?
Rigby: I love chairs.
Rebecca: We need that chair.
They rushed to catch up with them outside the house.
Mordecai: Hey, Pops! What are you doing with that chair?
Pops: Oh, well. I no longer require its services. So, Benson & I are taking it to the place where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
All three of them were confused until they look at Benson.
Benson: We're throwing it away.
Rigby: Aw, what?
Rebecca: You serious?
Mordecai: Yeah, why would you throw that thing out? It looks awesome. Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
Rigby: Yeah, can we at least check it, before you chuck it?
Rebecca: Please can we?
Both Pops and Benson put down the chair.
Pops: Oh, that would be fine.
Mordecai: Yeahhh...
Benson: Look, I gotta get back to work. You guys help him throw it away when you're done.
When their boss left, they went to the chair to look up close.
Mordecai: Aw, man, this chair is awesome. Look how awesome it looks.
Rigby: Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
They keep feeling the chair until Mordecai suggested an idea.
Mordecai: I'm gonna sit in it.
Rebecca: oh yeah do it dude.
Mordecai sits on the chair and relaxed himself until he stopped.
Rigby: What? What's wrong?
Mordecai then tries different positions to sit in the chair as he stopped and look at his two friends.
Mordecai: This is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
Rebecca: You're kidding...
Mordecai: No dude I'm really not.
Rigby: Aw, what? Let me try it.
The raccoon keeps trying to sit as nothing.
Pops: Yes, I'm afraid it's true, I purchased it through the post, and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks.
Rigby: This is terrible. Maybe we're just not sitting it right.
Mordecai: Hmm, Hmm.
Rigby: Come on, baby, come on, baby, come on! Come on, baby!
Rigby kept trying to be comfortable in it but nothing worked at all.
Rigby: Ugh. It's just not comfortable, man. If you ask me, I think we should throw it away.
Pops: Oh, well, yes, that's what I'm on my way to do.
Mordecai: Hey, Pops, since you're throwing it out anyway, can I just have it?
Rigby: No, let me have it!
Rebecca: if anyone should have that chair it's gonna be me!
Mordecai: I asked him first. Come on, Pops!
Rigby: No, Pops, me!
Rebecca: Come on me Pops!
Pops: Well, I don't think I know who to give it to. But if you three can settle it between yourselves, then you're more than welcome to have it.
Mordecai: Yeah, let's play punches.
Rigby: No way. I'm not playing that game with you anymore. If we're playing for something like that chair, then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
Rebecca: Okay? So what kind of skill?
Rigby: Rock Paper Scissors.
He said while Pops was laughing at this.
Pops: Oh, I adore Rock Paper Scissors. Although where I come from, we called it "Quartz Parchment Shears".
Mordecai: Alright, how do you wanna play it. Are we go in a one-two-three go? Or one-two-three, shoot on three?
Rebecca: Let's do it on three.
Mordecai: Alright, fine. But let's stretch first. I don't wanna put my hammy or whatever.
Rigby: Okay.
They started stretching and getting ready for rock-paper-scissors. While stretching, a green human and a ghost showed up and saw what they were doing as he spoke to Pops.
Muscle Man: What's up with the new guys?
Pops: They're getting ready to play Quartz Parchment Shears for my old Silounna.
Muscle Man: Nice. You know who else is gonna play Quartz Parchment Shears for your old Silounna?
Pops: Who?
Muscle Man: My mom!
They start laughing as Muscle man and Hi-Fi Ghost high fived each other.
Muscle Man: See? I told you I was gonna say it!
Him and the ghost walked off as Mordecai, Rigby, and Rebecca are now ready
Mordecai: Ready?
Rebecca: Definitely.
Rigby: Hmm.
They went through a round and suddenly, it was a tie.
Pops: Oh, my!
They did it again and it was another tie. But eventually Benson showed up and sees what they were doing.
Benson: Shouldn't you guys be throwing that thing away?
Pops: Benson, come quick! Quartz Parchment Shears and they've already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
Benson: I have work to do. And they shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game.
Pops: Whoo, an evil game.
They continued on with the game as Pops was staring with shock.
Pops: Good show! Jolly good show! *he pulls out a walkie talkie* Everyone, come quick! The most amazing game of Quartz Parchment Shears is happening right now!
After some time they were doing so many ties. So many that they got a crowd of people watching them.
Pops: Ninety-nine times in a row!
Mordecai: Enough! Why are we even doing this?
Rebecca: Exactly... not like we even think this chair is comfortable...
Mordecai: Dudes, I was lying. I was just saying it so you two wouldn't want it.
Rigby: I was lying also. I love that chair!
Rebecca: Same... I NEED that chair!
Mordecai: Well, then, I guess it's too bad, because after I win it, I'm never gonna let you sit in it.
They tried to do it again only to die again. Suddenly after doing so, thunder and lightning was heard. Then a voice spoke.
"Since no one can decide, and all is played is tied 100 times, I'd take it upon myself to eat your prize."
Rigby: What is that?!
Rebecca: Not sure but let's go!
A black hole appeared and started sucking up people and everything. They headed towards the house and hanged on so that the black hole doesn't suck them in.
Rigby: This is all your fault!
Rebecca: Are you serious Rigby?!
Mordecai: Don't look at me! I just wanted to play punchies!
Rigby then notice the chair and starts going after it.
Rigby: The chair!
Mordecai: Rigby!
Rebecca: Mordecai!
They went after Rigby as Pops went after them as well.
Pops: Oh? Oh! Oh, dear.
Meanwhile at another area of the park, Skips and Benson were busy as they heard Pops contact them on their walkie talkie.
Pops: Hello, hello? Please, someone, come quick! Quartz Parchment Shears has gone terribly wro-
Soon the walkie talkie died as Benson tries to contact Pops.
Benson: Pops, where are you?
They heard an explosion and Benson sighed.
Benson: Skips, take the shortcut, I'll go around back.
Skips: Hmm.
He nods and skipped through the bushes. Meanwhile with Benson, he uses the cart to drive to them.
Benson: *mutters* Idiots.
Back when the others, they were hanging on to a lamppost while trying not to get sucked in. As they were about to get sucked in, SKips was able to made it and grab a hold of Pops' legs.
Pops: Skips!
Skips: What did you do?
Benson finally made it to them.
Benson: They were playing Rock Paper Scissors, grab on.
Skips: *he holds onto the cart* Don't you know that's an evil game?
Benson: Hold on, everybody!
Pops: Hold on, everybody!
Rebecca: Hold on, everybody!
Mordecai: Hold on, every- Rigby!
They all saw that half of Rigby's body was getting sucked up. Benson quickly shift gears and drive more getting Rigby out of the black hole.
Skips: What do we do?
Benson: You have to break the tie!
Mordecai: Rigby, we have to end this! Me and Rebecca are gonna throw rock!
Rigby: Yeah, right.
Rebecca: HE'S NOT KIDDING YOU IDIOT!
Benson: Hurry up! Do it now!
Soon they finally broke the tie, which caused everything to be back to normal. Except for the park being ruined. They all got up.
Rebecca: So... *coughs* Did you win?
Rigby:*he sighs* It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on to the chair anyways.
Pops: Look!
Pops pointed at the chair and they saw how only half of it survived.
Mordecai, Rigby, & Rebecca: Aw, cool.
Benson: No, you don't. You're not getting that chair. But here's what you do get. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole MESS! Pops, you're comin' with me. And you three idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, YOU'RE FIRED!
Benson walks into the house with Pops and Skips, leaving the three new hired groundskeepers alone.
Mordecai: Okay, starting now, let's both promise not to do anything to screw this up. Agreed?
Rebecca: yep.
Rigby: Agreed. Rock Paper Scissors for who gets to drive the cart?