Palms of Cutlasses continuing on from Moms I'd Like to Forget. Bart is disappointed with his origin story and wants to soup it up. Oh and Mr Burns likes to ride dinosaurs.
Plot
The title gag is Mr Burns and Smithers riding an old fashioned plane.
The couch gag is someone making the Simpsons as a banana split ice cream pudding. Then a giant Santa's Little Helper eats it and burps.
...
The episode starts with Lisa in her room grumpy during a grounding as Bill Clinton and her friends are playing a saxophone march, playing saxophones and of course playing "Oh when the saints go marching in".
"Hey Clinton! Get back to work!" Moe yelled in his car.
"Bite me." said Clinton.
Bart decided to tease Lisa. "Mom I'm going out with Erik and the guys! Aka the four hand-Kerteers!" said Bart showing off his sword scar on his hand.
"That's lovely dear!" said Marge approving.
"Hey Lis, would you like to come out too? Oh wait! You can't! You're grounded for a month for trying to break up Mom's friendship! Hahaha! Smell ya later!" said Bart.
Lisa growled and sat at her desk.
Meanwhile Bart left while Marge and her friends the cool moms were hanging out and talking in a friendly manner and probably drinking in the day...
"I just hope this doesn't affect Bart's friendship with his school friends. Before we got back together it has been seven long years ladies... Bart and I had moved on. Bart made new friends like Milhouse. And I had made new friends with all the school moms! Like Sarah, Luanne and Agnes." said Marge.
"Isn't Milhouse the boy who wets himself?" said the black mom.
Bart was skateboarding to Erik's when Milhouse cried out holding red and blue kites. I'll take the red kite Morpheus.
"Bart why don't we hang out anymore?" Milhouse whined.
"We do! We hung out yesterday in the treehouse, then the Kwik e mart... then the arcade..." said Bart.
"It seems you hanging around with these fifth graders from your mysterious past a lot Bart..." Milhouse sighed.
Bart rang Erik's door bell. He answered.
"What up bro! Who's the dork?" Erik asked.
"Erik that's my friend Milhouse. In fact when our parents stopped seeing each other over a mysterious event in our past seven years ago I had made new friends like Milhouse. In fact we sorta became Best friends. So knock it off with the insults, he's cool." said Bart.
"Oh I see. That's understandable. I moved on thinking I'd never see you again. None of the friendships lasted though." said Erik.
"Milhouse feels annoyed I am moving back to an old social bubble and leaving his." said Bart.
"You can be in both! I won't get jealous..." said Erik.
"That's what I told him. Milhouse... you remember when you moved to Capitol City and got your own gang of cool friends..." said Bart.
"They uh stopped liking me when I cried at Bambi..." said Milhouse.
Bart snickered. "Well I have my own gang now in case you go on holiday or get grounded."
...
Simpsons house.
Oscar was watching the news with a giant mosquito.
"The headlines today people, nothing much... the government cuts funding for NPR." said Kent. NPR is a liberal radio station Lisa likes.
Oscar laughed.
The giant mosquito buzzed.
"And one of the erotic dancers who works at the Maison Derriêre was found drained of blood last night, possibly the result of a vampire attack, or a giant mosquito..." said Kent.
"Pah! My mutant mosquito's are harmless!" Hugo seethed.
The giant mosquito buzzed. It then spoke, yes it spoke...
"Oh please! Frasier is on in three minutes!"
Hugo winced.
"Why did I give you human vocal chords..." The boy genius sighed.
"Next can you make sharks with monkey arms..." Oscar chuckled.
Hugo made a face at him. "Uh how about no."
Oscar frowned at Hugo.
"We will now talk to a citizen of the town who is no stranger to vampires, Mr Burns!" Kent interviews Mr Burns.
"Oh pish posh! Just because I was a vampire one Treehouse of Horror episode..." said Mr Burns.
"Pleas-zzzzzzz!" The giant mosquito whined.
"Now Buzzy, I do believe it Oscar's turn to chose what we watch..." said Hugo.
"I'm gonna watch the Disney channel!" said Oscar.
Hugo groaned as Oscar looked through his saved Disney cartoons.
"Hmmmm... I feel like watching... Oh! Bonkers!" said Oscar.
He puts Disney's Bonkers on. He's obsessed with Bonkers D Bobcat...
Hugo pulled his shirt over his face mortified that Oscar was making him watch sappy Disney cartoons.
"Awwwwww..." Buzzy the giant mosquito groaned.
"Quiet! I am watching Disney!" Oscar snapped.
Hugo groaned. "Why do you insist we watch this inane junk?!"
"Ssshhh!" Oscar hushed him.
Hugo sulked.
Oscar was engrossed by the cute cartoon.
...
Hugo went up to the attic to have a nap.
He dreamt his life long goal of reattaching himself to Bart was successful. It had its snags...
Bart belched and farted.
Hugo frowned and sighed as he wrote an essay.
"Brother cease these eructations!" Hugo snapped using big words.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"I hate this! Let me go Hugo!" Bart whined.
"I went mad when Hibbert separated us! Now I feel so much better..." said Hugo in a creepy hissing tone.
"This can't be entirely wonderful for you..." said Bart.
"Well no. It is frustrating having to get up and go to the bathroom with you when you want to go..." said Hugo.
"Speaking of. I gotta pee..." Bart needed to empty his bladder.
Hugo seethed frustrated almost screaming as he gritted his teeth. The conjoined brothers got up and went down to the bathroom, tripping each other along the way.
Homer gawked as Bart and Hugo, attached at the hip went into the bathroom.
He shivered horrified that Bart ended up like that.
We focus on the bathroom door. No we are not going in there...
Bart can be heard peeing.
"How are we supposed to live like this Hugo..." He sighed.
"Well dating would be awkward... Especially once we're college age and you want to copulate with a female..." said Hugo wearily.
Bart smirked. "You say things so weird..."
Hugo scoffed.
"So are you angry at Mom and Dad for letting Dr Hibbert separate us?" Bart asked.
"Very angry..." Hugo seethed as they left the bathroom.
Oscar ignored the bathroom and went past whistling.
"Oh yeah he doesn't need to go to the bathroom because he wears diapers..." said Bart.
Hugo winced. No Hugo... That would be rather undignified, even if it would stop Brother from interrupting our studies... He told himself.
They went back up to the attic.
Hugo fed pigeon-rat some millet seed by pouring it into a small ash tray sized bowl. Then he gave the rat part some cheese. A yellow piece of cheddar.
"Hugo? Pass my bottle of water." Bart asked.
Hugo passed him a bottle of mineral water.
...
Noiseland Arcade.
Bart and Erik are playing on the arcade machines. They are playing Larry the Looter.
"You know there's a laser tag arena here now." said Erik.
"Yeah but Oscar acts stupid in there..." said Bart.
A laser tag match, some time a few months ago.
Oscar zaps Inane Brian in the eyes with his laser tag gun.
"Aaaaaaagh! My eyes!" Brian cried.
Oscar laughed.
"Oz that is not funny... You could blind someone..." said Bart.
The present. Bart and Erik are still playing on the machines.
Milhouse comes in and gets so e change for a five dollar note.
He frowns at Bart and Erik while playing on the Evil Grandma machine.
Bart sighed.
"I told you! Erik is cool about me still hanging out with you." said Bart.
"Well as long as his dweebness doesn't rub off on you..." said Erik.
Milhouse frowned. He administers his asthma pump to widen his airways.
Bart sighed.
(Game over sound)
"Ah you ended up in a Texan jail..." Bart groaned. Larry ended up in the electric chair...
Erik sighed.
Ross, black kid and Oscar arrive.
Bart high fives his friends with sword scars.
"What up B." said Ross.
"He is replacing you..." Oscar whispered to Milhouse.
Milhouse frowned.
"Oz stop making Milhouse feel possessive over me..." said Bart annoyed.
"We had a thing!" Milhouse whined.
Suddenly, Bart, Erik, Ross and the other kid's sword-shaped scars glow.
"Woooooow..." Bart gawked.
"You think it's the town radiation?" Ross asked.
"Nah I bet it means your destined to be Power Rangers..." said Oscar.
Bart rolled his eyes. "No it doesn't mean we're Power Rangers! Doofus!"
...
At home.
Lisa sat in her room bored. Yeah for a nerd with seemingly no friends she gets bored easily. Oh and that is utter tosh too as she has some friends...
"Bart's probably causing even more carnage with Erik than he ever did with Milhouse..." Lisa sighed.
She looked at Maggie's Elf play set. Baby Must Have was still in their high chair.
Lisa seethed. "Dad has no right to keep that! He should have given that back months ago!"
She sighed. Oscar was heading to his room. She disliked him undermining Mom but perhaps she should let him in this case.
"Oz?" Lisa asked.
Oscar sighed wearily.
"Can you h undermine Mom's grounding of me and help me-"
"No, because you're being a jerk by trying to break Bart and Erik and other Sword Scars up." Oscar frowned.
"Because Mom keeps coming home drunk every night!" Lisa ranted.
"Forget it. I am not helping you..." Oscar seethed.
Lisa sighed.
"Clockwork Orange? How about Clockwork Not Orange." said Gary Busey.
Lisa winced.
Oscar heaved and sighed as he laid in his bed lined with safety bars like a massive crib. Lisa insisting she was always right was getting to him.
"My ego isn't that massive, is it?" He asked his living teddy bear, Teddy.
Teddy shrugged.
Kang was in the hall carrying a box cutter knife in his tentacle.
"Hentai monster, why do you have a box cutter?" Oscar sat up in bed.
"Stop calling me that! I am Kang the destroyer!" said Kang of Rigel VII.
"Blah blah blabbity blah... answer the question! Why the box cutter?!" Oscar did chatterbox gestures.
"I uh... don't know!" said Kang.
Oscar winced.
"Mom can-" Lisa asked from the landing.
"No! You are grounded young lady!' said Marge.
Lisa frowned and went to her room.
"Grounded! Grounded! For a zillion years!" Oscar was watching GoAnimate crap again.
"Oz don't watch that twaddle..." Hugo sighed.
Plot 2
Homer was at the plant towards the end of his shift. The night shift came in.
"Oooooh! I hate the night shift..." He groaned. He didn't get on with his night shift counterpart.
"Stop badmouthing The Commodores!" Oscar yelled as he summoned Lionel Richie.
Homer winced.
Lenny drank his coffee.
A political blowhard radio dialogue hour was on the radio. Ie a brainless Republican blowhard was calling his opponent a communist for liking Joe Biden.
"Pfffft.. That jerk Biden..." Homer scoffed while eating a donut.
"What frazzled your donuts?! Whinging that you can't have lobster for dinner every night, your majesty..." Oscar said sarcastically.
"Lobsters!" said the ghost of Frank Grimes after sniffing the air.
Homer scoffed.
There were hippies protesting in the foyer. Including Homer's mother.
Homer sighed seeing his mother protesting.
"Stop poisoning our planet!"
"Embrace wind power!"
"Mom..." Homer sighed.
"Smithers release um something upon these recalcitrant liberals..." said Mr Burns.
"Well Sir, your hounds are at home." said Smithers.
Mr Burns sighed. "Well I am stumped.,
"Start with AI generated holographic clown demons, followed by remote control Ironman suits..." Oscar suggested something moronic...
Mr Burns gave him a dirty, petulant look.
"Smithers how does this urchin keep getting in here?!"
"I haven't the foggiest Sir..." said Smithers.
Oscar grinned while juggling inanimate, green carbon rods.
Mr Burns sighed and inhaled from his ethers soaked rag.
He sees a diplodocus from an old black and white film dancing to jaunty 1920s music.
Mr Burns dances delighted. Smithers gawks at him.
Oscar grimaced baffled and irked.
Homer needed to ask Mr Burns something.
"Mr Burns, can I- Aaaaaagh! A dinosaur!" Homer screamed. He could see the imaginary dinosaur somehow...
He ran home screaming. Oscar grimaced. "And people think I'm weird..."
...
Homer went home trying to put his mind off of dinosaurs. But... he passed a dinosaur themed restaurant called Jurassic Lunch with a metal model of a T. rex. He screamed. Then on the radio.
"That was a great song Bill!"
"Thanks Marty now here is a listener's request for everyone do the dinosaur!" said a Bill of Bill and Marty.
Everyone do the dinosaur plays.
Homer screams and changes the radio station.
At home he finds Bart sicking expanding sponge dinosaurs you spray with water to grow on Lisa again. A T. rex was eating her.
"Aaaaaagh! Aghhh! Nooooo! It's spraying funny smelling water all over me!" Lisa screamed.
Bart laughed maniacally.
Homer screamed and went inside. To his horror, Oscar was watching "When Dinosaurs get Drunk." A drunk stegosaurus chuckled woozy from fermented fruit and stumbled into a tar pit and drowned.
Homer screamed and ran upstairs. Oscar wondered what was up with him.
Then Homer went to his bedroom to lie down. "Phew! I need a lie down!" But to his horror Tyrannosaurus Sex, the dinosaur god of sex was decorating the bed with rose petals and scented candles. The dinosaur god of sex grunted when he saw Homer and pointed to a calendar day saying it was Valentine's Day apparently.
"Oh crap! I forgot!" Homer ran out to buy Marge some flowers and chocolates.
He had to then go back to the florists because he ate the tulips he bought for Marge.
"Mmmmmm... secret shame..." He sighed while eating a tulip.
Later at dinner.
Later after Marge loved her chocolates and flowers from Homer and kissed him. He went to get Oscar and Hugo to come down for dinner as they did not come down with the others when asked.
"Boys it's dinner time now get- Aaaaaaaagh!" Homer screamed because Hugo was opening up Cretaceous Park again. Some how the attic was a large barn with fully grown dinosaurs in cages. And even worse. Oscar has Dino, his pet dinosaur monster that looks like a baby Chomby from Neopets with him.
"Okay..." said Hugo. Wondering why Dad ran off screaming. "Come on Oz, it's dinner time..."
At dinner Bart steered the conversation with talk of his friends in the Gang of Four with the sword scars on their hands. Basically what they did today.
"Oh that's nice dear." said Marge. "Now Lisa if I unground you are you gonna behave and accept my new friends?" Marge asked. "Which were actually old friends I stopped seeing because of Denial."
"I don't know... are you gonna stop coming home drunk at midnight and waking the dog, the cat and the babies?" Lisa asked petulantly.
"Lisa, go to your room!" Bart, Homer and Marge yelled.
Lisa stomped off to her room.
Bart shrugged.
...
Next morning.
Oscar is asleep despite it being a school morning.
"Oscar I said get up sleepyhead..." said Marge.
Oscar groaned and hid under the covers.
Marge is in no mood. She drags him out by his ankle.
"Hwuh!"
Everyone had Cheeto dusted pork chops. Yuck... Except Maggie abd Eric who had baby food and Oscar who was eating Froot Loops.
Oscar was wearing a yellow hoodie instead of his usual sweater today.
"Nice top Oz." said Bart.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped.
"Oz seriously!" Homer yelled.
Oscar ate his cereal. Suddenly he imagined the bowl of fruit coming to life as a monster.
"You are no match for my glowing spoon of courage!" Oscar yelled upsetting the fruit bowl. An orange landed in Hugo's cola. He frowned as he got splashed with cola.
"Oz, aren't you a little bit old to be playing with your food..." Bart sighed.
Oscar had cereal splashed on him and looked embarrassed.
"No..." Oscar said embarassed.
"Bart's quite right. When the babies don't make such a mess..." Marge sighed.
"Ugh, when did i go from the cute, little dude to the weird, little dude..." Oscar sighed.
"Uh... At about after season four..." Bart sighed giving him a hard look.
Oscar stuck his tongue out at Bart.
"Don't listen to him dear, you're still cute." Marge smiled as she tousled Oscar's flea infested brown overgrown hair.
Oscar grimaced as he hates having his hair ruffled.
As everyone is going to school, Oscar is practicing his kung fu or something.
(Ridiculous Bruce Lee sounds as Oscar does martial arts.)
Bart grimaced embarrassed with Oscar.
Oscar then made fun of Jinboo's cutesy, pink backpack.
Jinboo frowned at him,
"Says the kid with a Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers backpack..." said Bart.
Oscar blushed embarrassed.
"Oz do you have your math book?" Marge asked.
"Oh shoot!" He ran up stairs to get it.
Jinboo stood on his bed.
"GET OFF MY BED!" Oscar yelled.
Jinboo sighed and left the scene.
Oscar found his blue math book and packed it.
...
The school bus ride.
Jinboo skates to school.
"Skating rocks..." Bart sighed in awe.
"You have a girl's packpack, Milord!" Oscar yelled from the bus.
Jinboo blushed.
Bart frowned at Oscar.
He makes himself late for school by stopping at a toy store that is promoting a new action figure.
Jinboo or Jinoo stopped and kicked up his skateboard which magically changes from grey to purple and back again between shots...
The Korean cartoonist seethes at Oscar as he types up this episode in a void. Oscar sticks his tongue out at him.
Oscar is on the bus and so can't be late to school.
He sighs bored as like most kids he hates school.
"I thought Dad grounded you from school too..." Hugo said to Lisa.
"Uh yeah like Mom would allow him to do that..." Lisa sighed.
Oscar stuck pencils, eraser ends first thankfully, up his own nose. Hugo winced at him.
The bus arrives at school. Everyone had a day of learning and maths etc.
"And death, madness and biscuits..." Oscar said to the fourth wall with a deranged look in his eyes.
Bart face palmed. He changed the subject and discussed with Erik his favourite haunts in town.
I go to Apu's for squishees." said Bart.
"What a small world! So do we!" said Erik and the other boys with sword scars.
"Noiseland arcade is my local arcade." said Bart.
"Mine too!" said Erik.
"I'm surprised we didn't reunite sooner." said Bart. He'd continue but he heard Coach Krupt yell Bombardment and a ball just skim him.
"Oh yeah Coach Krupt the gym teacher... I forgot..." Bart sighed. The arc from last episode continues.
They get help from the main characters of Dodgeball: An American Underdog Story and Joey Beatles from Code Name Kids Next Door.
Bart winced.
"He fought against the dodgeball wizard..." said Oscar.
Joey, Numbuh 4's little brother was spinning a dodge ball on the tip of his finger. Yeah there was a blond baby boy with a pudding bowl hair do wearing nothing except a white diaper spinning a dodgeball on his finger.
Milhouse shrugged.
Elsewhere Jinoo was of course late to school, and therefore class. He got squashed in the door for the sake of slapstick humour by the anorexic Asian teacher.
Everyone laughed at him.
"Take a seat Jinoo..." said the teacher. Ma'am please eat something! You're wasting away!
...
A very Asian Buddhist temple. Erhus are heard in the background. (A long Chinese violin type instrument.)
Bart, Erik, Ross abd the nameless black kid sighed as Joey Beatles meditated before them.
"Crikey!" said Numbuh 4 in a strong Aussie accent.
Joey hushed him. He sat in tranquil silence.
"Seriously! A baby is gonna teach us dodgeball..." Bart sighed.
Joey hushed him.
Third grade.
Inane Brian was sleeping in class. He was draped over his desk snoring. Oscar gawked at the black haired Toon boy with oversized square buckteeth.
Oscar raised his thunderous eyebrows.
"Enough about my eyebrows..." Oscar frowned. he has very thick brown furry eyebrows. Like two woolly caterpillars above each eye.
"Those are some fierce eyebrows..." said Ace, the blond vampire boy.
Oscar glared at him.
Meanwhile back to Jinoo.
Jinoo winced as his cartoonist was carving and eating forkfuls of roasted dog meat from roasted greyhound.
The dog eating, slitty eyed gooks...
"Hey pal enough of the bigotry..." Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear sighed.
Jinoo headed to his desk as everyone laughed at him.
Also Rock from Nintendo's Harvest Moon from the Gamecube edition onwards is one of his classmates... Aren't all the the main suitors ageless, chibis that the game insists are adults?
Rock shrugged. His blond bangs fluttered about as he moved his head etc.
A very, very fat kid mocked Jinoo's pink backpack which was based on a lane, sappy toy he liked.
"Hey look Fatty! A pie!" Oscar yelled at the fat kid.
The fat boy cried.
Jinoo frowned at him.
"You're welcome..." Oscar sighed curtly. He vanished back to Springfield.
"Oz why the fudge is Jinoo from The Toy Warrior in this story?!" Ace yelled.
"Why not?" Oscar grinned.
Plot 3
Fourth Grade class.
Bart hissed as his sword scar burns for some reason. He sees it is glowing red.
"Oh no... Volderbob is nearby.
A record player needle scratches. "Oh for crying out loud!" We are not doing that!" said Sideshow Bob at the classroom window.
"Ahhhhh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart screamed.
Hugo winced.
Harry Potter shrugged and chewed brimstone again.
Fifth Grade.
Erik grimaced irked as I decided Jinoo is in his Fifth Grade class.
Jinoo was dancing on his own desk with his pants down.
Erik clamped his palms over his own eyes embarrassed.
Fatty laughed.
"Yup, I am that goofy, little weird kid!" said Jinoo.
"I'm weirder than you! Kalahoohoo! Zip zip Kazoooooo!" Oscar ran into the class room butt naked!
Jinoo winced.
After Fourth Grade math. Bart heads to recess. His sword scar from the last episode hurts.
"Volderbob, what are you up to..." Bart sighed.
"Yer a wizard Barty..." said Oscar smirking.
Nelson punched him in his gut.
"Oof! Jerk!" Oscar groaned.
Then Michael Gambon Dumbledore asked Calmly.
"Harry! HARRY! DIDYAPUTYANANEINDAGOBLETOFFIYAAAAAH?" He asked while screaming in Harry's face.
"Uh he asked calmly..." said Oscar.
"I am writing the movie how I want!" Chris Columbus yelled.
"Cough, license to use JK's intellectual property revoked cough." Oscar coughed.
Chris Columbus seethed.
...
Meanwhile at home Hugo had Cretaceous Park up and running. He grimaced because Oscar had invited Mr Burns riding a diplodocus in an old timey grey film with old piano music playing. And Richard Attenborough.
"There it is Dr Grant! Cretaceous Park island!" said Richard Attenborough. Jurassic Park's theme played.
Hugo sweat dropped.
"Also as well as only Cretaceous era dinosaurs for historical accuracy, which was your idea Hugo... I wanted the film as it was because it is cool! There is also a Nazi prison camp that brave American soldiers are escaping from." said Oscar.
The Great escape theme played as Maggie and Eric planned an escape from Ayn Rand nursery and get their pacifiers back.
"Zomg! Richard Attenborough reference!" yelled Oscar at the nursery for some reason. He imagined World War II but with added dinosaurs and elderly Richard Attenborough.
"Oz you are obsessed with Richard Attenborough..." Hugo sighed.
Oz nodded and agreed as he added one las thing as well as Richard Attenborough and Nazis and Mr Burns riding an old timey movie dinosaur, there was Dino, Oscar's pet dinosaur monster and baby Chomby eating plants. The cute yellow dinosaur monster was eating some of the shrubs Hugo planted.
Hugo sighed.
"Given that I called this episode Palms of Cutlasses, it should have Swashbuckling in it." said Oscar.
"No Oz! You are not dressing up as a cartoon pirate..." Hugo sighed.
"Well you can dress as a cartoon pirate then!" said Oscar annoyed.
"No! I don't even like pirates..." said Hugo.
"Fine but at least bread Dilophosauruses with frilled lizard neck frills that spit blinding venom to the eyes of their enemies!" Oscar yelled.
"Uh no! That was made up by the film!" Hugo frowned.
"I don't care! That is cooooool!" said Oscar.
Hugo sighed exasperated as he read a Jules Verne book.
"Fine! I shall include cartoon pirates in the story then!" Oscar put on a cartoon pirate outfit.
"Oz grow up and stop playing dress up!" Hugo groaned.
"I am Oscar the black-hearted scurvy dog! Arrrrrrr!" Oscar was roleplaying as a pirate.
"VACATE YOUR PRESENCE FROM MY DOMAIN FORTHWITH!" Hugo yelled.
Oscar sighed and went down the ladder.
...
At dinner.
"A pitcher of iced tea? I thought you asked for a picture of Ice T!" said Oscar.
We pan to a picture of Ice T on the wall.
Homer face palmed.
"I'll get the iced tea..." Marge sighed.
"Are you sure you wouldn't have several bottles of wine with your friends?!" Lisa yelled rudely.
"Lis stop being a jerk!" Oscar snapped.
"Yeah." said Bart.
"Mom keeps waking us all up at four am when she stumbles in drunk!" Lisa yelled.
Marge seethed.
"Lisa I have had enough of this attitude of yours!" said Homer.
"Dad you don't even like hanging out with the other dads!" said Lisa annoyed.
"I an trying to be polite for your mother." said Homer.
Oscar came up with more Sideshow Bob schemes.
"Ie Demon Bob..." He drew Bob with red draconic wings, hooves and horns.
Bart winced. "Yeah that's really reassuring... Making him into an indestructible demon..."
Meanwhile in Fifth grade.
Fatty teased Jinoo again.
"Hey princess backpack..." said the fat kid.
Jinoo blew a rude sound with his tongue at Fatty. He sat at his desk.
After school. Jinoo was in detention for some breech of the school rules. Ie disrupting class etc.
Fatty and his gang laughed at Jinoo over his pink fuzzy backpack.
A kid hurled a dodgeball at him.
"Ow!" Jinoo whined.
The bullies laughed.
Jinoo sighed.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped as he popped out from a desk.
"Okay that's it! Let's pound these two weirdos!" Fatty yelled.
"I shall unleash my kung fu to defend the honour of my beloved pink backpack!" Jinoo took a martial arts pose.
Oscar winced at him.
"You don't actually know kung fu do you..." He sighed.
"No... I get pummelled every day..." said Jinoo.
...