The group of Fallers and Foundations were now on the top observing their intended location that being the Obskurakorps base, the place was crawling with stormtroopers wearing gas masks with red visors, steel helmets and trench coats with the only thing that was completely modern being their crisis automated rifles through their design as whole was updated for the modern times.
Stanley couldn't help but joke at Stanford's expense due to one commonality he has with the Nazi "Looks like the Nazi shares your sense of fashion, Poindexter." that being their pension for trench coats.
" Never insult the trench coat." Stanford glared at his twin making him smirk and mock in surrender and then Stanley got annoyed as Chompy kept annoying him by biting his sleeve and pushing toward itself.
"Go annoy someone else you stupid hairless bird." Stanley hissed to it and it didn't budge.
"Who're the macho looking guys?" Jacob who was using a hunting telescope noticed a few soldiers as well though they looked much different and more modern looking.
Nanku answered his question "Consiglio Fascista dell'Occulto aka The Fascist Council of the Occult, an Italian GOI branch."
"Looks like it is a joint operation between Obskurakorps and CFO." Onru commented as she used an advanced sniper rifle to get a better look.
"Of course fascistic shrews would ally with each other, especially Germany and Italy." Stanley huffed in distaste.
"Like freaking World War 2 electric boogaloo copypaste modern edition ready to shoot out." Jack noted using a ketch telescope.
"Make sense, CFO in possession of anomalous biotechnologies." Diana recalled the file on GOIs she read.
Bright added in "Rumour has it the fascists are experimenting with Sarkite's fleshcrafting, though I do not know how it would help in taking down Gravity Falls' barrier," she rubbed her chin "And that's coming from someone with a PHD in bioengineering and abnormal genetics."
Alto snorted "Knowing the fascists, I doubt biotechnology is the only thing they are researching."
Sachs intervened "They have turrets guarding the place, my invulnerability would make me immune but only me here."
Stanley whispered to the dinosaur to stop bugging him "Stop bugging me!"
Irantu contemplated with his cybernetically enhanced brain as he looked with a binocular "We have to spread into groups, surround the parameter, concentrated attack would wake the hornet nest."
"That's no problem then." Clef gave a knowing smirk which everyone automatically knew it led to trouble "Just do one of my hobbies and distract them."
"And what hobbies do you exactly have other than guns?" Jacob gave an eyebrow sarcastically.
"I take enthusiastic walks."
Adams exasperatedly said. "No you're not, you always end up with collateral damage wherever you walk!"
"As I said: very enthusiastic walks." Alto clarified further with an irritable smirk to everyone's exasperation.
Diana tapped at Alto's back "This is a stealth operation not a bloody murder party! It saves us a lot of time if- " with no warning a knife flows past Diana's face making her yelp and jump back as she then looks back on who did so, that being Munru. "Bloody hell was that for!?" Munru pointed at the direct he through his knife were they saw a dead woodpecker who fell to the ground with the knife hit at its chest, yet what was really interesting was that the said dead bird spilled no blood but oily substance just a few sparks of electricity before shutting down signifying that it wasn't a bird, by then Chompy stopped annoying Stanley and moved toward the bird pecking at it only to spit out disgusted by the oily substance the dead creature had instead of normal flesh and blood.
Ford looked closer to it and muttered in frustration "Damnit, it is a surveillance."
"How my or any of my teammates' implants missed it?" Irantus demanded.
"It must have hidden itself from you using its biosignature." Bright hypothesis.
"So that's why Chompy the idiot chicken kept annoying me.." Stanley thought out loud.
The Ukulele Man shrugged "Welp, looks like we no longer have the element of surprise." He then took a tactical military grade shotgun and reloaded it with an audible sound "So…when do we begin Operation: Blitzwing ladies?"
"That's not even the name of our operation." Stanford couldn't help but correct him
"It sounds cooler so I go off with that Mr. I-have-to-correct-everyone's-grammar." Alto japed, making Ford sigh while his twin grin at his twin's expense.
Doctor Madison Cragg, former Chaos Insurgency scientist who created the infamous Mike units was a woman in her 50s with short gray hair and light blue eyes who didn't look particularly beautiful or hideous and was average built neither muscular or fat.
She looked like the very definition of average which can fool any person who don't look hard as behind her eyes there was malicious curiosity that was willing to unravel the natural order of things just to satiate her curiosity with a disregard for ethics and sadism that even the fascists felt dirty having her working for them if it were not for her expertise and knowledge. That and she also sported an expressionless face comparable to Hitler and Stalin which in some rare cases was replaced with glee whenever seeing new technologies or people to experiment upon and this was it.
Probably the reason why the fascist even tolerate her at all.
Nathan Snyder, an Ex-Foundation wanted for creating cognitohazard programs, a Neurocracker the anomalous equivalent of a hacker but mostly on minds than computers and the husband of Madison who was near her as she looked at the monitors, knowing her well whenever she finds something interesting she wants to dissect "Madison? Something interesting you find?"
Cragg glanced back at him "Hmm, you could say, a little birdie just told me there's a Foundation team coming to raid us." He looked and saw the monitor, before he could say anything he heard the door opened and from it came someone else.
General Elias, wearing a trench coat, jackboots, a Schirmmütze peaked cap, all black in clothing safe for some intricate details such as buttons and a Nazi era medal in shape of an eagle with the Nazi symbol at the center came in knocking, he couldn't look any more stereotypical Nazi General if he wanted to.
His face lacked any humor with a perpetual scowl.
"It seems Foundations and their freaks came in to steal our secrets, including their tainted bloods, humanoid abominations, and Itzig," He said the last word with distaste, mentioning the fact that the Stans are Jews.
The neurocracker called the general out before remembering she is working with fascists so she should have expected racial slurs.
"It never hurts to have more test subjects now is it?" Madison rather boredly added "Besides, just having the intact bodies of these 'Samsara' would be of great interest and now having them at our doorsteps, Imagine the progress we can make."
General Elias was not entirely convinced as his next response showed with a scoff "Like your 'Surgeon Crabs'? Mere beasts you waste our resources to satiate your morbid curiosity."
"Need I remind you in general some of our current holding anomalies like the 'Aristocrats' have proven fruitful for expanding our knowledge?"
The general's face changed darkly and snarled, reminded of those particular abominations, not even the prospect of having their secrets stolen by the 'Inferior Races and Blood Taints' managed to make his scowl deeper.
"Those perversions of humanity's purity should have been put down like the rest of their misbegotten ilk like back in Austria," The mere thought of them gave him immense hatred "That they dare to mock Führer's ideology with their repugnant obscenity- "
Cragg looking bored interrupted him, faking a yaw which made the Nazi general glare at her "As I mentioned before, what can keep those literal blue bloods alive despite their severe genetic defects and deformity despite generations of inbreeding is valuable for our cause." She then shrugged "Besides, after their usefulness ends, you can get rid of them, until then I don't see why you have a problem feeding them the poor and oh the 'inferior races'".
The general glared at her and retorted "The Samsara would only be given to in body bags but mostly undamaged, they are too dangerous to be captured alive."
"Shame, but I suppose it's better than nothing." Cragg conceded.
"And I expect real results to aid our cause this time, you are here to give results not your…barbarism that you call science ." he gave her the ultimatum which she didn't look worried a bit in contrast to her husband who was now a bit.
"Wait wait! What about the Uterus?" Someone came in rusing in from the open door holding pages upon pages of notes who's mere appearance made the soldiers who guarded the entry tensed and Elias flinched a bit.
That was SCP-542 Herr Chirurg; he was an parahuman in a hunched form with bizarre body structure patched together, larger than a human, Non-symmetrical bone and muscle structure and hands too long for his body all of these made him look like Frankestein's monster who was wearing a blue lab coat, a tailored trouser, a tie and a dirty-looking shirt buttons.
"What on Führer's non-existing grave are you talking about? What Uterus?" Elias demanded with narrowed eyes as the SCP parahuman began to explain.
"The ones I've been sewing on them, not on everyone of course, though it varies from yolk sac of telepathic Nurse Sharks to Mammoths, Yerens and I think there was also an Orangutan? Or maybe it was a Panda?" he pondered as others but Cragg looked at him with apprehension, if anything Cragg seemed amused by this with a twitch of a ghost smile.
"Also, can I say what a pleasure it is doing a medical procedure on fresh and average bodies alive? The D-classes Foundation gave me dead bodies and sometimes altered by whatever anomalies they faced, since the reforms stopped allowing me to get alive D-classes," He then put the pile of notes on a counter. "If I didn't know any better I would say Fraulein Cragg barely did any augmentations at all!" he chatted rather chirpy.
Elias visibly growled at the implications "I swear if you put in my men– !"
Herr Chiruge scoffed "I put 2 on Nathan and he doesn't complain about that."
"You said it was a heart transplant!" Nathan exclaimed as he instinctively held his own chest in dismay.
"It was! I also did additional organ transplants and the heart I transplanted was a Droganian organ."
"WHAT!?" he exclaimed in indignation.
"Don't ask what the organ was."
The SCP ignored his cry and decided to ask what the fuss was about "And what's going on anyway? Did Chaos Insurgency find us for Fraulein?"
Cragg gave a knowing smirk as she informed him "It's your Foundation friends, would there be any problems in killing and capturing some for experimentation?"
The German SCP simply snickered upon seeing the freezed picture of the Foundation task force in one of the monitors "Aheh, a chance to see the inner workings of cybernetically enhanced clones and anahumans? no problem at all." his grin became savage.
Two soldiers went down when two unsuspected shots were shot by futuristic looking rifles of Irantu and Munru systematically coming down with ropes and after which two other guards who upon hearing the shots were whirling before they get the opportunity to use their machine guns were put down by Nanku and Onru as they descended by ropes as well.
German and Italian shots were heard as a group of guards pointing their weapons and began shooting
"10 and 6 O' Clock." Irantu said as he analyzed the situation.
"Affirmative Tau-Five-Alpha." Naku was the leader of the MTF as he began shooting, killing three enemies and Onru killing 4 of them.
One of the enemies had a bazooka and as he pointed it at them pulled the trigger at the Samsara.
Before the missile reach its intended target Irantu shot the missile making it exploded mid-air and then immediately and it was near enough to sent the soldier with bazooka on fire making him scream and ran as he was burning until he fell from the top and plummet to the ground
Munru brought a grenade from his utility belt which he activated by pushing it making it beep "Thermo charge!" He warned his comrades who stopped shooting and went down as he tossed the thermo charge at the enemies which then exploded into a brilliant flash of light obliterating them.
One of the soldiers was still alive twitching barely despite the injury being one of the ones who got shot by the Samsara near them and tried to take its chace by pulling his grenade only for Nanku to kick the grenade away thus it exploded away from the Samsara and immediately Onru gave a kick so strong at the barely alive soldier that his neck snapped and died.
Suddenly, an automatic door behind them opened leading the Samara to whirl toward it.
A wave of creatures came that resembled Japanese Spider Crabs but lived on land instead of the bottom of the ocean and had surgical sharp edges instead of claws.
Munru gave his assertion "My scans say the crustaceans are SCP-098, but genetically altered,"
One of them attacked Nanku who in response held it back, it slashed making a cut through her chest armor making her huff until Munru shot it dead into a splatter gore.
"Such as their knife-like front limbs now being able to cut through kevlar." Onru noted the slash managed to make it at Nanku's chest plate as he then continued shooting other attacking spider crabs dead.
The group, seeing there were more of the Surgeon Crabs to fight, reloaded their weapons.
"Looks like we have Crabcakes for the course." Irantus humored as he punctured one crab that was getting too close to him with a knife at its head while his comrades kept shooting.
Employee and soldiers were now running around with the alarms flaring that intruders are in the facility
One of this facility's doctors was coming in but was away from others hence before he could react Bright and Seras at the same time dragged him with Seras shutting his mouth from crying for help and Bright putting her amulet around his neck making him stop struggling as his mind was taking over.
In doing so, the current body Bright possessed dropped dead while the new one slowly got up, she was now a male Italian with oliver skin and black hair.
"Go go." Diana whispered to him and he complied as he went out in the open field acting normal only to be stopped by a soldier when he was coming near to a door.
"(Hold, show me your level clearance.)" the guard demanded in Germany.
"(Sure buddy.)" Bright compiled after replying in Germany and gave the card in his pocket to him which he took a look at.
The guard looked like he was thinking then asked a question.
"(Is it me or has your accent changed?)"
"(I…don't know what you're talking about.)"
"(You sound more like an American and you never called anyone 'Buddy' with how antisocial you are.)" the guard look even more suspicious of Bright making him a bit nervous
"(What was your name, I forgot.)" His guard was insincere and it was clear that it was a trick question.
The chaotic doctor tried thinking of a name as he thought frantically since by giving his card away he didn't even checked before to see what was the name the new guy he possessed was and the possession hasn't been finalized so he can't extract that knowledge from his nee body's brain yet "(I uh…I'm D-doktor...Man.)"
Diana nearly facepalmed hard from hearing that and the guard didn't seem convinced as his suspicion grew more.
The soldier, not convinced, said "(Oh really? Because the card said you're Dr. Aldo.)" he said as he pointed his rifle at him.
'Oh curse my overflowing imagination!' The possessed doctor thought.
"(And last I recall, you never wore jewelry before.)" he looked at the jewelry that was hanging around Jack's neck.
'Who's this guy? Sherlock Holmes Fascist Limited Edition!?' He cursed in his mind that he got stuck with a guard who wasn't a mindless brute and not hiding his jewelry.
"(Now stand still and don't move or- )"
He was silenced when Diana came from behind and cut his throat with a knife making him gurgle until he fell and died.
"Really!? Doctor Man!?" She hissed at him.
He felt the need to defend himself "Hey! There is a real doctor who is also named Man with an extra N back in Foundation! And it's still better than some of the other creatively bankrupt names the others come up with!"
"You may as well name yourself John Smith!"
A series of shootings cut them off making them to get down from being shot and Diana taking some small glances with an automatic rifle which she took from the soldier she just killed moments ago to shoot back.
An italian looking one threw a grenade at them which before dropping in Diana was quick to use her stolen weapon like a bat and throw it at the door causing it to explode.
"Hey, little Mussolini!" Bright came up and taunted the Italian who threw that grenade, unable to stop himself from gratifying himself by taunting him for opening the way.
"Thanks! Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!" he taunted as he ran like an idiot with Diana with the way now opened.
The other soldiers glared at the italian who cursed under his breath "Maledettamente fortunata(damn lucky)..."
At the roof Stanford and Jacob jumped through roofs as they were dodging bullets and sometimes Ford shot his blaster back at the shooters
The Thaumaturgical Pines's staff glowed with runes and he shot an explosive ball at a roof distance away making a hole in it "JUMP!" Jacob told his uncle as they then both jumped together to the other roof into the hole Jacob made.
Inside were a 4 guards who were playing pokers before jumping out in surprise and tried to shot them which Jacob responded by briefly blinding them with a temporarily shot of light and then attacked them while Stanford throw a cylinder device up which it then opens by itself exploding into gray mud-like matter which then devoured the hole up in the roof and sealed it thus the soldiers up couldn't come in or shot as the chasing soldiers up shouted italian and german orders and moved away trying to enter and rush through an alternate mean.
Subsequently, Stanford instantly shot his blasters and shot two soldiers who were behind him dead while dodging bullets whereas Jacob using his staff like a melee weapon smacked 3 guards after dodging their punches and kicks and then shot a thaumaturgical pulse when the last one tried to shot him making him misfire and then flow away until he hit a vender machine breaking its glasses.
With the enemies in the current approximately gone, both Pines stood taking a breath.
"Where was the monitor center?" Stanford inquired.
"Right that way." Jacob gestured to him to follow him as they rushed.
In the underground of the facility…
Adams and Sachs were walking through a sewage system not relishing their walk as the former "Ugh, why did we had to go through the swear…" she whined, she is used in moving in terrains having missions before to unsavory environments, but none where swages where…well she rather not think about it as she walked with her anahuman companion, she needs to wash her suit and herself twice when this mission was over.
Then she fell backward in surprised when a surgeon crab with a shriek got up from the dredges with its surgical weapon ready to slash her in half only for Sachs to get between, the coming the slash up resulting in the bladed limb broken thanks to his invulnerability making it screech in pain and then got killed right in head by Adams's pistol.
"That was close, thanks." she thanked him, just then more of the mutated crabs showed up coming from the water with their sharp weapons ready.
"Don't thank me yet." the superhuman said as they ready themselves for the coming tide of chitinous flesh.
This was gonna be messy.
CLEAK!
The door got violently opened by a stolen vehicle crashing at it which made the soldiers inside turn in surprise with one ducking away from being crashed.
The car opened and from out came the infamous audacious gun enthusiast of the SCP Foundation declaring with murderous glee.
"Fear not those who have nothing to hide, the doctor's in!" he jumped down and shot the soldier that just ducked dead with his military grade shotgun, a few others tried killing him by shooting him which he responded by dodging with his shotgun killing the nearest,
At the same time, Stanley got up and shot with his pistol only to block a sucker punch by a trooper thus they were locked in a ducking fight as they smacked each others' weapons away.
Next as he dashed he with the butt of his shotgun hit one in the face which only made the enemy disorient only for the gun to shoot and with the force of its punch knocked him out and then spinned his weapon and shot the other opponent down.
One soldier behind him tried to surprise attack him with a knife ready to plunged at him only for Clef to bolt away, another knife attacked and he bolted away again and then he held the soldier's still holding knife and plunged it at his enemies' chest not before resisting looking with a grin as blood came from his chest and gradually died.
Stanley and the trooper were now holding each other's arms locked on who is the strongest, Chompy jumped and sinked its teeths at the enemy's flesh at his right arm making him grunt in pain and kicked the small dinosaur away leading to both men butt their heads at the same time headbutted each other making both disoriented and away as they grunted, afterwards Stan quickly acted before the opponent could with a roar rushed at him holding him as he throw himself at him grounding him to the floor with a loud smack and then continuous punched him on the head once, twice and then thrice until he was finally down. Stan gave a self-gratifying smile and looked up "I think I got- " he looked and saw dead soldiers around with only Clef still breathing "Him…" as the conman Pines figured out with a grunt he was locking in a fight while CLef did most of the work.
"I'm sorry, did I interrupt your intimidate moment?" the Ex-GOC jested, making Stan roll his eyes.
Then they heard someone falling back, they looked and saw someone not wearing military uniform who likely was a technician with his hands up sputtering in Italy with hands up as Clef pointed his gun at him, Stan didn't know italy but he could tell the technician was scared and was begging for his life.
"What should we do about this joe?" Stanley asked.
Clef answered him nonchalantly "Simple."
Bang
He shot the technician dead.
"We get rid of burdens."
"Wah- he was defenseless!" Stanley exclaimed.
"He would have alerted others to us the moment he had the chance in a blink."
"He was surrendering!"
"So?" he said with a deadpan snarker losing his patience.
"That-AH!" Stan couldn't believe he was trying to explain morality to someone else, Poindexter rubbed a lot off him as he thought "He wasn't even military!"
Clef was unconvinced as he responded with hands up "He works with Fascists! He probably did some messed up stuff to get here." he then patted Stanley on his head, making him very irritated as Alto ridiculed.
"Don't overthink your brain over it, your smart is for street smart not philosophical or smart, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it." He then walked past him with a satisfied smirk, enjoying making his companion very annoyed.
Stanley frowned at him and growled "Big talk for a coward who can't even look at her own daughter face to face."
Abruptly the lights of the hallway blinked on and off and Clef stood still with his eyes glowing as he gave a small sinister smile glance from the back.
"Hehe, what did you say?"
Before the conman Pines could reply anything Alto in a dash came and throw him toward a glass breaking it and then with the Pines hitting a table which under his weight and the sudden hit its foundations broke and fell on itself to the ground same as the tossed old man who grunted
When Stanley looked up he knew he crossed the line when Alto menacingly walked toward him with no more of his usual mirth as he told him his threat with eyes glinting with barely contained anger.
"If you mention my daughter which you know nothing about," Chompy sensing its caretaker snarled and was gonna attack Alto until Alto briefly looked at it causing the dinosaur to whimper in fear from whatever unnatural aura it could feel from the Ex-GOC's menacing eyes afterwards Clef returned his gaze back at Ley "I'll tear out your flesh out of your bones," reality itself glitches thanks to Clef's Reality Sink ability with an aura of dread making Stanley the man who once punched a pterodactyl slightly tremble in existential fear as Alto was coming toward him while Stan tried to get away by moving backward "In ways even the devil himself will dread for every- " space itself bended around him making him look inhumanly elongated as he walked with lights going on and off and next he got too close to the snarling cheshire grin like if the Abyss itself was grinning back at him with sharp teeths looking at him with three glowing malicious eyes holding him back of the floor with a powerful grip with only one hand "- Wretch contained by the Foundation to see, Are We Clear?"
"..Yes."
" Neat."
Clef left his grip on and reverted back and acted in his innocently cheerful way like he didn't just go demonic on him while the lights turned normal and his mood quickly changed chirpy "Now I hope we run over with Bright and others, I'm ecstatic to talk to him about the hypothetical invention of guns with Chainsaw bullets idea I just got!" He walked away as Stan was still shaken by the experience.
Notes:Before anyone decides to go full Cancel on me, need I remind you these guys are Nazi they are supposed to hate and discriminate on Jews and the 'inferior' races?
And yes, I totally used the Medic from TF2 to characterise our German Frankenstein monster edition.
And this is how I imagined him look like:
https//whitestarcyanide/art/SCP-542-Herr-Chirurg-finds-a-scalpel-811854715
What a handsome jack, isn't he?
Telepathic Nurse Sharks are SCP-CN-985.