Chapter 5: dinner feast questions answers and family history

Okay everyone I know you have some questions so I'm going to answer them before we get to the next chapter of the story.

answer one to: Darthjosh2112

The pairing will not be Loona and Harry in this story but it will be the pairing in my next story called Harry Hound the son of queen bee and vortex.

Answer two to: Extreme Music Lover

I might add Luna Lovegood because she might be able to see Harry in his real form as for Susan Bones. I won't add her because she will probably not feel any comfort about dating Lunar because if she found out what his family does for a living she would probably not feel okay dating a killer.

Answer three to:guest

Fred and George will not be bashed because Lunar is a troublemaker himself so he'll probably be friends with them.

And also Hagrid will not be bash also because I see Hagrid as a guy who wants to do the right thing but sometimes he knows that he messes up by saying the wrong thing.

And also Moxie and Millie are the adopted parents of Vaggie and Sallie May is the adopted mother of Angel Dust and Professor Snape will get what's coming to him when lunar acts all smug about how Snape is not good of a teacher or wouldn't be good as a headmaster.

Answer four to:Nathair1

Lunar will not be put into slittering because he will be making professor Snape's life at Total hell.

Also I can totally see Lute as a teas because during the welcome to heaven seen in the hasbin hotel when she was crossing her legs she gave that smile that says I am totally going to tease you also serious black will not find out until about Lunar being Harry and Lunar dating his daughter and Asmodeus is a girl.

Answer five to: everyone

Lily and James will meet Lunar in the second book.

Also bikini Collins and that other deer cherub will be falling for Lunar and I can see bikini being one of those girls who get really shy when they meet a very muscular guy.

And in this universe Collins will be a female and I can see like Collins and bikini fighting over who gets to be with Lunar.

And also everyone Vernon dursley is dead he was in the colt when the IMP crew attacked but don't worry the rest of the dursley family will get what they deserve because a sinner will be hiring them for what Dudley did to one of his family members.

And queen bee will be added to the harem but she won't be coming until book two. Also answer me about if I should add Rosie Emily sera and a female Alastor to the harem.

And I want your guys' input because I can see Lucifer getting Alastor's soul on a contract to where she would have to watch over Lunar and his daughter to make sure that they wouldn't get into so much danger.

And I could totally see maybe helping her falling for Lunar because he helped her out and showed that there was a different side to her.

If you do want her in the harem then she won't be in the harem and chill book two or three.

And Helsa will make up with Lunar in book 4.

And I might add Lilith to the harem because I can see maybe her and Lucifer have an open relationship.

And as for Lily and James Adam will kind of have the hots for Lily because he thinks that if he could get someone with the same name as Lilith then he might have a chance with Lilith herself.

And Lily and James think that maybe something happened to their son and that he might have been taken down to hell maybe by some kind of demon because they hear angels talk about how an exterminator angel got sold to a hellhound.

And hearing the rumors Lily and James join the exterminator Angels to see if they could go down to hell and find their son.

Now that all the questions have been answered we are going to take you to the story

We take you to the Great Hall where everyone has just been placed into their houses.

And after everyone else was placed into their houses Lunar was sitting at hufflepuff table talking with his friends until Lunar heard headmaster Albus Dumbledore say to them that magic outside the classroom was forbidden and that the corridor on the third ring was forbidden to all those who didn't want to die of painful death.

And after hearing the warning of the third corridor they heard him say three random words that made Lunar ask out loud" is he whacked in the head?

And hearing Lunar's question a prefect named Hannah Abbott Said to Lunar with a serious tone in her voice" he is a little lunar but people say that he's the most brilliant wizard today".

Then after hearing his answer Lunar saw that after he said those three words the table was full of delicious looking food.

And after seeing all the delicious food all of Luna's friends except for Octavia Lute and Charlie devoured the delicious looking food like hungry wolves.

And as the rest of his friends were eating the food like hungry wolves everyone was giving them the eye wondering why they were eating like hungry wolves.

And hearing the question on everyone's minds, Lunar said to everyone at the table" where I'm from our food usually is not that fresh so they are a little not used to this".

And hearing their answer everyone went back to eating but was still shocked about how people could eat so much but yet look so thin.

As Lunar was eating Lunar pulled out a picture of his mom and dad with his grandma, grandpa Blitzo and Verosica.

And if you guys are wondering, the photo is magic to wear only demons, angels , imps and hellhounds could see the real forms.

When Lunar was looking at the picture of his family, two ginger-haired twins saw the picture of Lunar's family.

And seeing that Lunar was looking at the picture of his family One of the ginger-haired twins named Fred fought that Loona was his sister Fred said to Lunar" hubba hubba who is that hot thing?

And hearing what Fred said about his mom Lunar said to Fred in a dead pantone in his voice" That's my mom you perv".

And hearing that the white haired woman in the photo was his mom George said to Lunar and his twin"well my dear brother that just got awkward real fast well anyway Lunar if that's your mom then I'm guessing the big black guy is your father".

And hearing the question lunar told Fred and George that the big black man in the photo was his father Fred and George asked Harry at the same time that if he could get them a date with the lawn lady but just like how he told them that Luna was his mom he told them that rossica was also his grandma Veresica Mayday.

And hearing that the blind lady was his grandma Fred and George asked at the same time how men in his family were able to get hot women like his mom and his grandma.

And hearing their question Harry said to Fred and George with a smug grin on his face" well with my grandpa it took me to get them together and as for my dad I'll have to tell you the story on how they met it all started about sixteen years ago.

And as lunar said it all started sixteen years ago Vortex was at one of Queen Bee's parties Vortex was in the crowd that's when he saw Queen Bee he was about to make a move on her until Vortex heard a female voice saying out loud" dude how many times do I have to say asshole I'm not interested in you".

And hearing the angry voice Vortex turned his head to see Loona talking to a scrawny hellhound who was not leaving her alone.

And seeing that the scrawny hellhound wouldn't leave her alone, Vortex decided to go and help her for the scrawny hellhound would leave her alone.

And wanting the scrawny hellhound to leave her alone, Vortex came up behind the scrawny hellhound and said excuse me what are you doing with my girlfriend.

And hearing the toughness behind Vortex's voice Loona and the scrawny hellhound look behind him and saw Vortex giving the scrawny hellhound a snaw that said fuck with my girl and you're dead.

And after seeing Vortex the scrawny hellhound decides that Loona might be hot but she's not worth it if her boyfriend beats living crap out of him.

And not wanting Vortex to beat him up, the scrawny hellhound went somewhere else to make sure that he wouldn't get killed by Vortex.

Then after the scrawny hellhound left Luna alone Vortex said to Loona with a cool tone in his voice" hey girl you're right?

And after hearing Vortex's question Luna said that she was okay and that she thanks him for helping her out and that to say thank you that he would get him a couple of drinks.

And after getting a couple of drinks Vortex and Loona start talking to each other.

As Loona and Vortex were getting to know each other Loona asked Vortex if he would like to come back to her place.

And out there hearing Loona's offer Vortex decided to take Loona on her offer Loona and Vortex and went to hers and her foster parents apartment.

And after Vortex and Loona were at hers and her Foster dad's apartment Loona and Vortex went straight towards Luna's bedroom to make out.

And after a night full of hard fucking Loona asked Vortex if if he would like to become her boyfriend and that if he said yes they would do more of the deed that they had just did in the future.

And after giving himself a few minutes Vortex knew that he really wanted Queen Bee but since he was not at her party anymore then why not.

And thinking why not to himself Vortex said to limit that sure that he would be her boyfriend.

And back at Harry Harry had just finished telling it Fred and George how his parents had met.

And after telling how his parents met leaving out them being hellhounds Fred and George asked Harry in a serious tone" so let us get this straight after a night of snogging your parents just decided to get together.

And not knowing what's snogging was Lunar just nodded to their question.

And after answering their question Lunar Fred and George heard Draco Malfoy cry out in pain right after he asked Cherry Bomb to be his girlfriend thinking that if he got cherry bomb to be his girlfriend then he would get the black family fortune.

When Draco asked Cherry Bomb if she would like to be his girlfriend Cherry Bomb kicked Draco in the nuts then said to him with a serious tone in her voice" oh hell no you little dick I won't be your girlfriend besides I already had a boyfriend and he has so much class than you to a point where he can get more than one girl to be his lover".

Then cherry bombs saw lunar at the hufflepuff table and after seeing him at his table Cherry Bomb said to lunar with a lustful smile on her face Hi honey deal going to give me Octavia Lute Vaggie Angel husk and Lute a good dicking tonight?

And hearing that Cherry Bomb would just say that out loud Lunar said out loud with an embarrassed tone in his voice" yes Cherry Bomb tonight I'll give you girls a good dicking".

And after hearing what Lunar said to his girls Albus Dumbledore decided to end the feast and have everyone go to bed.

And hearing that the headmaster wanted everyone to head off to bed All the prefixes decided to take their students to their dorm rooms.

When the prefixes were getting all the students to their dorm rooms Fred and George beg Lunar to teach them his ways on how to get hot girls.

Then with a teasing grain on his voice Lunar said to Fred and George" sorry guys but if you want to get hot girls of your own you'll have to figure it out for yourself".

And now everyone, that is where we leave you at. If you want to know how Lunar's and his friends' first day of classes will go you'll have to wait until the next chapter.

Also the four deaning girls are the four female demons are Asmodeus the princess of hell of the lust and the three female overlords.

also can someone please answer me a question that I really want to know it's about Razzle and Dazzle which one's the guy and which one the girl because one of them is darker than the other one or are they both guys and they're just like those twins who don't look like each other but they're born on the same day so what are they can someone give me an answer.