This is the 30th chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss or the series of Hazbin Hotel.
Hello Rosie!
The scene begins with Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Husk, Octavia, Antauri, and Felicia all sitting in the hotels lounge. Apparently, Octavia, Antauri, and Felicia filled them in of what happened at the trial which the three of them were pretty furious that Vaggie was an angel, but lost her wings because of Lute. And now, they learned the truth about Vaggie's past.
"So, like where are your wings?" Niffty asks, turns to Vaggie with curiosity.
"Niffty, I don't have-"
"Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?" Angel interrupts with a smirk, fluffs his chest for emphasis.
Octavia, Antauri, and Felicia facepalmed against their foreheads, groan in annoyance.
"Yeah, where are your tits?" Niffty asks, tugs at the top of Vaggie's shirt and tries to look down at her chest.
Vaggie groans in annoyance while grabbing Niffty's hand and dropping her on the floor.
"Any other questions?" Vaggie inquires.
"I got one." Husk said, earned their attention. "How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?"
"It's not her fault. Angels are just-"
"Liars?" Angel Dust interrupts.
"Assholes?" Antauri adds.
"Hypocrites?" Felicia adds.
"Group of fanatics who are being selfish and never cared about sinners?" Octavia adds.
"...Difficult, and there's that too." Vaggie finishes her sentence. "But Charlie's trying her best."
"Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far." Husk said sarcastically.
"Not to mention my parents are extremely pissed about this when I told them." Octavia adds. "Same for Ozzie and Queen Bee."
"I.M.P. and Loona are also pissed about it." Antauri said. "Unless, we can turn the tables and hoping for Charlie to come up with something."
"Speaking of, where is miss fearless leader anyway?" Angel Dust questions, raise his eyebrow. "Isn't it about time for another 'doomed-to-fall' plan?"
"She's upstairs." Vaggie answered. "Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone."
Alastor gets a smug grin on his face before vanishes into a black smoke.
The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
"Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess." Alastor said.
"Ugh, go away, Alastor." Charlie grunts, not in a mood as she turns away.
Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers.
"Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?" Alastor questions, causing Charlie too emerged from the covers.
"I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic joke, asshole!" Charlie snapped, wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.
"Who's joking?" Alastor said, making Charlie spooked, jumps and fall off of the bed. "You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next."
"Ugh, I can't." Charlie refuse. "How can I face them after failing them all so hard?"
Alastor repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air.
"They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain." Charlie continues, tearing up as she stands and paces back and forth. "I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse. At least they don't go around giving false hope."
"Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you." Alastor said with a shrug.
"Oh, fuck you, Alastor!" Charlie snapped as Alastor adjusts himself, now laying on his side. "All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much."
Alastor stands up, wraps his fingers on Charlie's shoulder while chuckling.
"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath." Alastor told her as he lets go of Charlie, and then grabs her face with his hand and makes her smile. "A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control."
"But I'm not! I'm the farthest thing from in control." Charlie retorted as she starts walking towards her bedroom window and then thuds both of her fists against the window. "The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. Heaven refuses to listen. Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do about any of it!"
Sinister music plays again and Alastor starts smiling.
"I know something that you don't know." Alastor said in a singing tune, leaving Charlie confused as he walks over and grabs her arms. "Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem."
Alastor let's go of Charlie and walks away.
"What are you talking about?" Charlie questions.
"Just that you and your band of misfits might stand more of a chance than you think." Alastor declares.
"How? I'll do anything." Charlie said desperately.
"Anything?" Alastor said with intrigue, turns to her. "Then...let's make a deal."
"You...You want my soul?" Charlie questions in dread, slightly panics.
"Your soul?" Alastor repeats sinisterly, but brightly. "Heavens, no. All I need from you is one itty-bitty favor. What's a favor between friends?"
"I won't hurt anyone for you." Charlie refused with a glare.
"Who's asking! One favor at a time of my choosing, where you harm no one. In return, I will tell you what I know." Alastor told her. "Do we have a deal?"
Razzle and Dazzle both growl as Charlie puts her hands down to stop them.
"Deal." Charlie accepts.
Ominous music plays as both Charlie and Alastor shake hands, resulting in a green demon/ghost-like aura flash throughout the room.
The scene cuts to Vaggie, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Husk, Octavia, Antauri, and Felicia now in the hotel lobby as they observe the flash happen. Vaggie begins heading to her and Charlie's room.
"No. No!" Vaggie shouts with strain and slams the bedroom door open with her spear in her hand.
"Right on cue!" Alastor said with a smirk.
"What did you do? Let her go!" Vaggie demands as Charlie and Alastor finish their handshake.
"Vaggie! Stop!" Charlie shouts, stops Vaggie in front of her.
"What?" Vaggie said, drops her spear with her eyes widen. "No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't-"
"I made a deal with Alastor." Charlie told her, crossed her arms.
"Charlie." Vaggie pleads.
"Oh, calm down. She still owns her soul." Alastor assures her with a scoff, walks away.
"He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help." Charlie explains. "The angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key."
"What? Carmilla Carmine?" Vaggie asks surprisingly.
"She killed an exorcist in the last extermination." Charlie told her, walk and look towards the window. "She knows how they can be harmed."
"But...I-I didn't even know that was possible." Vaggie exclaims.
"If you did, would you have told me?" Charlie asks in a cold tone, walks past Vaggie and grabs her jacket.
"Charlie, I-"
"I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us." Charlie cuts her off, puts on her jacket. "If she can, we might have a chance."
"With just ten of us?" Vaggie questions.
"No, we're...ugh, going to need numbers too." Charlie groans in frustration when Alastor reenters the conversation.
"And I know just who can help." Alastor told her. "As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self."
"What's that you said about smiles?" Charlie asks awkwardly as Alastor pats her head.
"Good girl." Alastor said, but Vaggie pulls her arm.
"Charlie, can we talk about this-"
"We can talk later. Right now, we have a job to do." Charlie snapped, walks away, but stops and turns to Vaggie. "You with us?"
Vaggie can only respond with a sigh, reluctantly walks out of the room. Vaggie walks down the stairs, only to be met by a confused Angel Dust.
"So-ho, uh...Alastor and Charlie just left like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities." Angel Dust said, walking towards her with an awkward tone. "Should we be alarmed?"
"No. We have a plan, but it includes defending ourselves against the angels." Vaggie explains.
"Uh, are you fuckin' high?" Husk asks in disbelief.
"They can be killed-"
"Yeah! That knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one."
"It's Carmilla Carmine, you dumbass!" Felicia said in annoyance which Vaggie is shocked.
"Wait, you knew about this?"
"Uh, yeah. I told Boss about it months ago."
"He what?" Vaggie shouts, turns to Sir Pentious.
"What? They say insane shit all the time!" Sir Pentious retorted with a shrug. "How was I supposed to know this one was true?"
"Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!"
"SEE?!" Sir Pentious said, gestures to the Egg Boiz as Vaggie sighes.
"What's important now is that we're going to have a fight on our hands. Look, this hotel is about to become the most dangerous place in hell, and we...I can't guarantee your safety anymore." Vaggie explains, turns to them. "I still believe in Charlie's dream. I know this place can work, but none of you signed up for this. I'm gonna go learn how we can fight back, and when I come home...Well I'll understand is none of you are here.
With that, Vaggie heads out of the door, everyone sighed in worry for what she said.
"Well...This is awkward." Sir Pentious said.
"I'll go call my parents and let them know what we learned." Octavia suggests, pulling out her phone. "I hope Dad convince I.M.P. to help us fight back."
"Way ahead of you, Blitz and the others are on their way, same for Verosika and her posse, and Ozzie." Antauri told her. "All that's left is having the Overlords help us out."
"I'll go with you." Felicia said as she, Antauri, and Octavia walks out of the hotel to have a word with the Overlords.
The cuts to Cannibal Town. Alastor escorts Charlie down the streets as he listens to her, cleaning his monocle in the process.
"Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING!" Charlie rants with anger. "My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keep something, like this, from ME? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her? What about me...me...says un-understanding? Misunderstanding...dis-under, wait wh-"
She pauses for a moment, looking at their current location.
"Where are we?" Charlie inquires when Alastor was in front of her.
"Cannibal Town!" Alastor answered simply, escorts Charlie. "There's a friend of mine I think you should meet."
"In Cannibal Town?" Charlie asks, raises her eyebrow in confusion. "But it's, it's...surprisingly nice here."
"Isn't it though? And it's all thanks to a very special someone." Alastor told her.
Alastor opens the door for Charlie as they enter Rosie's Emporium, where they meet the Cannibal Overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a big line.
"Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall, dark, and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out. Okay sweetie?" Rosie offers politely, gives her a card. "Now, here's my card a-"
She stops in mid-sentence when she notices Alastor.
"Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me?" Rosie asks herself, peeks through the crowd. "Alastor? Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-"
She stops again and notices Charlie.
"Oh. Who's this ya brought with you? Come on, Alastor, she's much too young for you!" Rosie said when Charlie rolls her eyes. Oh, I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole."
"A what now?" Alastor asks, not understanding.
"But where are your manners mister? Introduce us why don't you?" Rosie suggests sweetly.
"Ahh, yes. Charlie, this is Rosie, the most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram!" Alastor introduced her, who curtsies politely.
"Oh! Always such a charmer." Rosie said with a giggle.
"And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar." Alastor continues, pushes Charlie to her. "Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell!"
"How do you do?" Charlie greets, waves nervously.
"Well, well, isn't this a regal surprise!" Rosie said, pushes Charlie to her desk. "Come in! Come in! Can I offer you somethin' to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am I thinkin'? Small thing like you? You're probably watchin' your figure! How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead?"
As she spoke, she got out a box of cut off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.
"Um...No, no, thank you, though." Charlie politely refuse as Rosie puts the box away.
"Oh look at you! So polite!" Rosie said with a smile as she pats her head, then glares at Alastor. "Alastor, you could learn a thing o' two!"
Rosie then proceed to take Charlie to a table with two chairs. She sits her down on one of them and she sits on the one across from her. Alastor walks up to Rosie.
"Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you." Rosie told her, then turns to Alastor. "Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-concert on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend."
"Appreciate the offer, but we're here on business of another kind." Alastor declines, walks up to Charlie.
"Well, don't keep me in suspense!" Rosie suggests, drinks a cup of tea. "I'm a very busy woman."
"Well, as you know...the extermination is coming early. It'll be here in a month, and they're-they're coming for my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-"
"We need your help." Alastor interrupts. "Well, your cannibals help at least, to fend off the attack."
"Wow! When you ask a favor ya don't start small, do ya, your highness?" Rosie questions with impressed smirk, puts down her cup as she stands up. "Oh now, don't fret. I didn't say I wouldn't help. But I assume there's more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed cannibals."
"Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them." Alastor states with a smirk. "And by the end, they will be able to eat, their, fill."
"Well, in that case, sure! Why not?" Rosie accepts.
"Really?" Charlie inquires, surprised.
"What can I say? I like your moxie girl." Rosie said with a shrug, but smiles. "And old Alastor has never done me wrong before."
"Oooh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Charlie thanked, holds her hands.
Cut to Vaggie at Camilla Carmine's house, as she bangs on the door.
"Carmine! Carmine, we need to speak!" Vaggie shouts, walks up to the security camera and stares at it. "I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here."
The door clanks open.
"Fuckin' right you open that door." Vaggie muttered as she enters inside, causing the door slamming shut. "Hello?"
"You have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good." The voice of Carmilla echoed as the spotlight is turned on, revealing her.
"Miss Camine, I'm here an appointment from the Princess to enlist your aid in the defense of hell from the angelic extermination." Vaggie explains. "We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how."
"No!" Carmilla refused.
"What do you mean, no? The Princess of Hell-"
"Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that." Carmilla interrupts with a scowl. "90 seconds."
"With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-"
"Clearly I am not the helpless one here." Carmilla interrupts again. "80 seconds."
"Well, then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?" Vaggie questions.
"To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now." Carmilla answered simply. "I will not invite destruction into my house, include your people too."
"You think we asked for this?" Vaggie retorted. "All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, news flash, include your people too."
"And how exactly has that worked out her?" Carmilla questions. "45 seconds."
"We didn't pick this fight, but it's here now." Vaggie explains. "And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?"
"You're out of time." Carmilla said, jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face. Vaggie slides on the floor. "Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that."
The scene cuts back to Cannibal Town.
"Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square." Rosie called out through the megaphone, walks with Charlie to the stage. "Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group in line, you got to win 'em over. Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting."
The cannibals form a crowd around the stage.
"But how do I-"
"With sparkle! Razzamatazz!" Rosie cuts her off. "And that oh so appealing moxie of yours."
"Shouldn't be a problem." Alastor states. "It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before."
Charlie groans as she walks on stage.
"Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So, in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them." Rosie warns her sternly. "And there's one in particular-"
"Susan." Alastor said with a groan in annoyance.
"Susan, who's a bit of an...uh-"
"Ornery old bitch?" Alastor guessed.
"That!" Rosie agrees. "She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?"
"I guess." Charlie replied, but unsure.
"Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening!" Rosie announces through the megaphone. "Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!"
Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd.
"Booooo, bring Rosie back!" The voice of Suasn shouts which it got their attention.
"Susan?" Charlie inquires in a deadpan look.
"Susan." Rosie and Alastor answered, also in a deadpan look as Charlie laughs nervously.
"Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, name's Charlie and..."
Then, both Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time.
"Well, I run this hotel with my part...well someone and...Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-we, uh...we need your help-With your assistance, we can make a stand for-I...I have a dream and I-"
"Booooo! Get off the stage, you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-eyes of yours! Booo! Get off! Where's the showmanship?! Where's all the finesse?! Fucking mediocre!"
"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!" Charlie yelled back, flips Susan off as the crowd gasps.
"Okay!" Rosie said with a nervous chuckle, moves Charlie away from the stage. "We'll be after a brief intermission."
The scene cuts back to Vaggie and Carmilla fighting. Vaggie is slammed onto a pillar but then starts charging at Carmilla. Vaggie is slammed onto a pillar but then starts charging at Carmilla. Carmilla kicks Vaggie onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and starts charging again. But again, Carmilla kicks her onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and just barely points her spear at Carmilla before being kicked onto the floor again,
"Fuck! Ow!" Vaggie grunts.
Vaggie gets up, only to be kicked yet again. She strikes at Carmilla twice but she dodges both times and kicks Vaggie again.
"Come on, what is this?" Vaggie demands.
"You want me to teach you how to beat angels? That's what I'm doing." Carmilla told her sternly.
"By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair." Vaggie snapped.
As Vaggie charged as Carmilla, the latter took her hairnet down, revealing her full hair at lower position.
"By showing the flaws of your own fighting style." Carmilla points. "Yours and all of your sisters."
"Wait...You know I'm exorcist? How?" Vaggie asks in shock.
"You have a giant 'X' over your eye and wield an angelic spear." Carmilla told her. "It's not rocket science. Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?"
"No." Vaggie answered simply.
Carmilla goes to kick her again, but this time Vaggie dodges. She goes for a knee kick and it hits.
"That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing." Carmilla said as she kicks Vaggie three times. "You fight like someone unafraid of harm, and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, little armor, and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here."
"Argh! With what?!" Vaggie grunts, stands up. "Some secret weapon of yours?"
"Stupid girl, are you really so dense you don't realize you're holding the answer?" Carmilla counters with a question of her own.
"Angelic weapons? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out?" Vaggie asks, looking at her spear surprisingly and then sighed.
"Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists." Carmilla told her.
The scene cuts to a flashback with Carmilla and her daughters, rushing home, trying to avoid exorcists. But as they are running, they get caught by three of them.
"When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination, I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well...You don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first."
One of the exorcists flies in the air and charges at Carmilla. She then jumps in the air. The angelic steel blade on her boots sparkle, as she falls down and uses the blade to cut the exorcist's head off.
The scene cuts back to Carmilla and Vaggie as she begins to sing 'Out of Love'.
Carmilla (Sings):
I see you're driven by your detestation
Your every step is stoked with animus
You need a different type of motivation
Or there's no way you can handle this
I know you're thirst for vengeance, Vaggie
You're out for blood
But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love
Out of love~
Love~
As she sings, Carmilla and Vaggie continue to spar.
Carmilla (Sings):
Think of who you care about
Protect them and be out
For love~
Love~
You're gonna fight without gloves
Long as you're out for love
Fuel yourself with the fear of losin'
That somebody who's your reason to live
Harness your heart and can't help choosin'
To fight with all you can give
I know you're thirst for vengeance, Vaggie
You're out for blood
But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love
Out for love~
Love~
Think of who you care about
Protect them and be out
For love~
Love~
You're gonna fight without gloves
And when that push comes to shove
Yeah, you just might rise above
Long as you're out for love
Vaggie jumps into the air when suddenly, she grows a new pair of Angel wings.
"Well, look at that. You might survive this." Carmilla said with a smirk as Vaggie lands on the ground.
"We're gonna need more weapons." Vaggie told her with a smirk of her own.
Cut back to Rosie and Charlie. The former takes the latter to her room.
"Alright, what has you so our of sorts, darlin'?" Roise asks sweetly. "Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels."
"What do you do when someone you love lies to you about who they are?" Charlie asks sadly with a sigh.
"Romance? My specialty!" Rosie said, walks to her. "Come on, dearie. Details, details!"
"My girlfriend is an Exorcist angel, and she never told me." Charlie told her.
"Oh, shit! Quite a secret." Rosie exclaims surprisingly, regains her composure. "How does that make you feel?"
"Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and-and now, I don't know whether or that was just more of the lies!" Charlie answered with a gasp, sits on a couch with a whimper. "Oh no that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda?"
"You said you love this girl?" Rosie questions.
"Yes. Or well, I...yes." Charlie answered, try to find the right word.
"Have you ever once doubted that she loved you in return?" Rosie asks as she sits down next to Charlie, who shakes her head at the question. "Well, then what's the problem?"
"She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!" Charlie answered sadly, crossed her arms as Rosie pondered.
"Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?" Rosie inquires.
"Yes?" Charlie answered, wondering what she's getting at.
"Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too." Rosie told her.
"She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances, why not tell me?" Charlie questions, raising her eyebrow.
"It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love." Rosie explains. "She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But hey, who down here isn't? If there's something I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak the truth. So, what have her actions said?"
"That she believes in me, and what we're doing. Right now, she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for." Charlie answered with a smile, but worried. "And, I can't even pitch my hotel right!"
"Well, how do you normally explain your hotel?" Rosie questions.
"By singing." Charlie answered with a shrug. "But that never works."
"It will work here. Trust me." Rosie said with a smirk.
Cut back to the crowd. Charlie and Rosie both walk back up on the stage. Alastor hands Charlie his microphone, and she begins to sing 'Ready For This'.
Charlie (Sings):
Have you ever wanted something
That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
"You mean like human flesh?"
"Eugh, sort of."
Charlie (Sings):
It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut
That you could finally be faced with
A billion needy faces, I guess what I mean to say is
For the first time of my life
I might have to be ready for this
Ready to be the one who's leading from the front
Gotta come into my own
Gotta come into my throne
Gotta take charge and defend my only home
And although I kinda feel unsteady
Now I need to be ready for this
Charlie marches into the crowd.
Charlie (Sings):
Have you ever felt like you're willing to die
To save the people of your city?
"By die, you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?"
"That's a start!"
Charlie (Sings):
Cause right now, we need a leader
And it seems to me that
Destiny has picked to be that
If you'll permit me
So who's with me?
Charlie starts dancing.
Charlie (Sings):
Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?
Join up now if you like travel
Come on boys, hop in the saddle
Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel
Not to mention the camaraderie
Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships
With the folks along the way
Alastor (Sings):
And feast on all the angels you can eat
Charlie (Sings):
Okay...
"Free food? I'm in!"
The cannibal crowd join in on the song and start dancing as well.
Cannibals (Sings):
It's time now to act
They're on the attack
Alastor takes the microphone back and Rosie hands Charlie a parade stick.
Cannibals (Sings):
When they move to strike
We will fight biting back!
We'll follow your lead
We're eager to feed
We'll sharpen our teeth
For the heavenly feast!
From this moment on, you can count of us
To be resolute and ravenous
Our appetites are whet
And we're set to seize the day
So I say, 'Oh hey! Come join the flesh buffet!'
Charlie (Sings):
Well, that's a little violent
Can we tone it down?
Rosie (Sings):
Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin'
That's enthusiasm, darlin'
Charlie (Sings):
Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now
Rosie (Sings):
Don't worry, honey
That's there thing
Keep singing
Charlie and Rosie (Sings):
We're super duper grateful
To have you folks aboard
Cannibals (Sings):
Can't wait to taste an angel's wings
Charlie (Sings):
Oh, Lord...
For the first time in my life
2 Cannibals grab Charlie and carry her as they all march down the road.
Charlie (Sings):
Maybe I can be ready for this
Can be the marshal leading the parade
I can come into my own
And I think I've always known
My destiny could never be postponed
When Adam brings the battle here
I must appear like I'm ready for this
Rosie (Sings):
They're dancing along
They're singing her song
Alastor (Sings):
Surprised
Why, I knew she could do it all along
Rosie and Alastor (Sings):
She's bound to pass the test as Princess of Hell
Like her Daddy she is madly power-fell
Alastor (Sings):
She's filled with potential that I could guide
Rosie (Sings):
I concur
Rosie and Alastor (Sings):
Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side
All (Sings):
For the first time in our lives
We know that we are ready for this!
Rosie (Sings):
We'll show Heaven a fight they won't forget
All (Sings):
It's time to take a stand
Charlie (Sings):
It is time to lend a hand
(Huzzah!)
Against the angels and their deadly threats
All (Sings):
We cannot take it anymore
The time has come to go to war
Susan gives nod of approval.
All (Sings):
Prepare to fight, we're ready for...
THIS
Charlie (Sings):
I really hope that I'm ready for this...
The scene cuts back at the gates of the hotel. Charlie is coming from the left with the army of cannibals while Vaggie is coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons.
"Looks like you had a busy day." Vaggie said, noticing Alastor, Rosie, and the Cannibals from behind Charlie.
"You too." Charlie replied, noticing the crates behind Vaggie.
"Charlie, I-"
"Hold that thought!" Charlie interrupts, pulls the shrunken head out of her pocket and shows it to Vaggie with a smile. "I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town."
Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie.
"Oh, Charlie." Vaggie said.
"The wings are new." Charlie said when she notices the wings on her back. "They look nice~. Come on, let's go home."
"But you're not doing it alone." The voice of Antauri said when he and Felicia arrived with Velvette, Zeesi, Carmilla, and Zestial while Octavia approaches at the front side of the hotel with Asmodeus, Queen Bee, I.M.P., Verosika and her crew, Vortex, Fizzarolli, Striker, two Cherubs, and her parents. "While you two are busy, we were gathering some extra helping hands after convincing them when they'll strike."
"And just to let you know, they refuse to leave the hotel." Octavia adds. "They're staying because it's their home and they want to defend it."
"Really?" Vaggie asks surprisingly, earned a nod from her.
"Well, I guess we have a lot of work to do." Charlie states.
That's it for the 30th chapter.