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Man, it's just one terrible thing after another these days said Zoro.
At least it's calm said Sanji.
Those gargantuan waves earlier were actually caused by the sea monkeys said Nami.
The humidity and temperature seem like they're pretty stable now said Nami.
So we've got to be in the next island's climate zone said Nami.
Hear that, Robin? Any islands? Said Ussop.
We've been approaching one for a while now said Robin.
Why didn't you tell us? Said Ussop and Luffy.
You are way too secretive said Ussop.
Look maybe tell us next time you see an island said Ussop.
You know, like this said Ussop.
He points at Luffy.
Land ahoy! Land, I see land, said Luffy.
Now you say it said Ussop.
The fog looks pretty thick said Robin.
Don't ignore me said Ussop.
Heavy fog? That's not good said Kisho.
Hey, Chopper, I need you to stand forward watch said Nami.
Right said Chopper.
Robin, do you have any idea how long we've been waiting to see another island? Said Luffy.
Sorry, it won't happen again said Robin.
As long as you mean it, ok said Luffy.
You know, I can't stop thinking about that ship said Ussop.
They didn't have a captain, a navigator, or even sails said Ussop.
It's like they had no idea what they were doing said Ussop.
Now what kind of self-respecting pirates would head out to see like that? Said Ussop.
I'm guessing they got into a battle and lost said Kisho.
Captain probably got killed and then their ship got plundered said Zoro.
But that can't be it. I gotta look at their ship said Ussop.
It was in perfect condition. No signs of battle said Ussop.
But it was still completely stripped clean of anything a pirate would need to survive said Ussop.
They probably weren't even pirates then. Forget it said Sanji.
They looked like pirates to me. Crummy pirates, but still said Ussop.
I don't know, I've got a bad feeling about this somehow said Ussop.
You ever have a good one? Asks Sanji.
Sanji's right Ussop you do tend to look at things in the negative said Kisho.
Anyway, I wonder if there's a town I hope they have food said Luffy.
Luffy don't jump up right away said Nami.
I hope we can find a knowledgeable shipwright to join us said Chopper.
Get the anchor ready! We're near the shore said Luffy.
That feeling just got worse said Ussop.
Hey Chopper, Usopp's come down with another bout of scaredy-cat-itis said Kisho.
Well, there's no cure for that said Chopper.
Alright, let's go! Let's go said Luffy.
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You're kidding said Sanji.
There's nothing at all said Luffy.
Ah! It's like a blank slate said Luffy.
All I can see is grass and trees said Luffy.
Man, this place is kind of depressing said Sanji.
I wonder if anyone actually lives here said Robin.
I'm not sensing anyone, at least not any one human said Kisho.
Luffy jumps ship.
Hey said Nami.
Ussop and Chopper follow him.
It's like they have no concept of unknown danger said Nami.
I can see clear across the island and there's no threats in sight said Zoro.
You see something Chopper? Asks Chopper.
Human? Said Chopper
Have you ever seen a human this furry and enormous? It's got to be some kind of bear said Luffy.
Whoa! It's so long said Ussop.
It's a long bear said Ussop.
I'm getting dizzy up here said Chopper.
Hey, check out how long this apple is said Luffy.
Whoa said Ussop.
I'm just realizing it, but the trees are long too said Ussop.
The bear shakes them off.
Hey, look! Is that a house over there? Said Ussop.
Yeah, I guess it kind of looks like a house said Luffy.
Let's go check it out said Luffy.
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Where the hell did they run off to? Said Zoro.
They were right there just a minute ago said Nami.
And where's Kisho? said Zoro.
Strange he usually doesn't wander off like that said Nami.
Might as well disembark said Sanji.
There's gotta be food on this island said Sanji.
Hey, Earth to Robin. We're going to jump ship, ok said Sanji.
Right said Robin.
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Kisho is walking around the island looking for the two younger men and reindeer and he encounters too strange wildlife.
He sees fruit on a tree and climbs up to get some.
He takes a bite off one and puts the rest in his bag.
He eventually comes upon the house.
Hey Luffy, Ussop, there's a giraffe out here said Chopper.
Really? Said Ussop and Luffy.
Chopper, that's not a giraffe! That's a horse with a long neck said Kisho.
Kisho said Chopper.
A long horse said Ussop.
You're a horse? Said Chopper.
Wow, what a pretty horse said Luffy.
She said thank you and her name's Shelly said Chopper.
Hi, Shelly, would like an apple? said Kisho.
Shelly eats the apple.
She said thank you very much said Chopper.
Going by the saddle she's got on her, her owner must be close by said Ussop.
I think you're right Ussop said Kisho.
Hey, what are you looking? at Asks Ussop.
Hmm? said Kisho.
Over there, there's something too up with those two bamboo trees said Luffy.
Huh? Said Ussop.
Yeah, you're right. Talk about tall. I can't even see the top said Ussop.
That's not it. Look closer said Luffy.
They're moving said Ussop.
No kidding said Kisho.
They must be part of some animal said Luffy.
A bamboo hits Luffy.
That things attacking Luffy said Ussop.
Are you ok? Asks Kisho.
Get back here, bamboo said Luffy.
Be careful Luffy said Ussop.
Gum-Gum Stamp said Luffy.
Alright, you did it said Ussop.
Yeah, I beat it said Luffy.
Watch out somethings coming down said Kisho.
Then something crashes into the ground.
Chopper comes running.
What's going on? Asks Chopper.
Well, I think that bamboo tree was possessed by the spirit said Luffy.
A spirit? Said Chopper.
Well, yeah. What else pops out of a tree? Said Luffy.
That doesn't even make any sense! It's just an old man who was up there said Kisho.
Hey, can you speak? Asks Ussop.
Stop acting like I don't remember you. Of course, I do said the old man.
What have you been up to all these years? Asks the old man.
You guys know him? Asks Ussop.
Never seen him said Luffy and Kisho.
Same here said Chopper.
Well, that would explain why I don't remember you then said the old man.
Who are you, old man? And tell us the truth said Ussop.
If you want my name, it's Tonjit said Tonjit.
But what I intend to give you is my gratitude said Tonjit.
I've been hoping someone would knock me down off those stilts said Tonjit.
Off what? Said Kisho.
Oh, they are stilts said Ussop.
We didn't realize because they were so long said Luffy.
We couldn't even see you said Luffy.
I'm not surprised. I couldn't even see the ground up there said Tonjit.
So then just to get this straight, you're not a bamboo tree spirit, you're just an old guy whose stilts I happen to think were attacking me said Luffy.
What were you doing walking around on those stilts anyway? Asks Kisho.
Well, I've always been a stilt enthusiast said Tonjit.
So I decided to break some records and make the world's longest stilts by using the bamboo on this island said Tonjit.
I managed to get on them with a little effort, but I was too scared to climb down said Tonjit.
That's just playing crazy said Luffy.
I was up there 10 years said Tonjit.
Really crazy said Kisho.
Wait, you were on up on those stilts for 10 whole years? Said Ussop.
That's right. And to make matters worse, the bamboo kept growing the entire time said Tonjit.
It just kept getting harder and harder to climb down said Tonjit.
So terrifying said Tonjit.
How did you live up there for 10 years? Said Ussop.
While most of the trees on this island are as tall as my stilts, if not taller said Tonjit.
So I was well fed from their fruit said Tonjit.
He talks about it like it's no big deal said Ussop.
Ten long years of his life said Ussop.
And speaking of long, how come every living creature on this island is so insanely long? Said Luffy.
It might seem crazy to an outsider, but there is a reason said Tonjit.
I'm sure you've noticed the island had nothing but grass and trees, so dull said Tonjit.
So, everything grew long out of a longing for sightseeing said Tonjit.
You can't be serious said Luffy and Kisho.
You see that there? Plaaatypus said Tonjit.
You just said it longer said Ussop.
That one is a Daaachshund dog said Tonjit.
Whoa, is that the same dog? Asks Chopper.
It's still passing? Said Kisho.
Oh, man said Ussop.
And there are dangerous animals as well said Tonjit.
See over there is a snow leooopard, I'd steer clear of him said Tonjit.
Why Is its head the long, only thing? Said Ussop.
Time skip
I'm in your debt. Come to my house and I'll show you some hospitality said Tonjit.
Awesome. I'm starving said Luffy.
Me too said Chopper.
I could eat said Kisho.
Finally home after all these years said Tonjit.
It's a custom in this village to treat our guests to extra delicious milk from our long farmer animals said Tonjit.
Village? Said Kisho.
I didn't see any village out there said Luffy.
Or a farmhouse said Chopper.
Or people or farm animals said Kisho.
Now that you mention it said Tonjit.
The village is the animals too said Tonjit.
You're nuts, old man said Ussop.
I know it's been 10 years but whole villages just don't disappear said Ussop.
Yes, but this is a special case said Tonjit.
I'll save the explanation until after we've had a nice cold drink said Tonjit.
I believe I have some milk tucked away somewhere said Tonjit.
Did you say milk? Asks Kisho.
You realize you are stuck on those stilts for 10 years right? Said Ussop.
I hope this cheese is to your liking said Tonjit.
Do you think we're stupid? Said Kisho.
You can't pass it off you're disgusting old milk as cheese said Ussop.
If you don't want to eat it, I won't force you said Tonjit.
But pardon me to let good cheese go to waste said Tonjit.
Wait, you're saying it's OK to eat that stuff after all? Said Luffy.
Are you out of your mind? Said Ussop.
Don't eat that said Kisho.
What's the big deal? Some cheese tastes better once it's finely aged said Ussop.
Your high-stress lifestyle has made your stomach weak. Whereas laid-back fellows such as myself can eat whatever we like said Tonjit.
You kids go on your fancy adventures, but what you're shy when it comes to new foods said Tonjit.
I'm warning you old man I may not be a doctor but I know enough that eating spoiled dairy like that can give you said Kisho.
The old man eats the "cheese".
Too late said Ussop.
Someone call a doctor said Tonjit.
What did you think was gonna happen, moron? Said Ussop and Kisho.
Someone get a doctor. Hurry said Chopper.
Wait, that's me said Chopper.
Food poisoning said Chopper.
Yeah, you think? Said Ussop and Kisho.
You're funny, old man said Luffy.
You ok? Asks Chopper.
Yes, excluding the fact that the entire camp packed up and moved on without me said Tonjit.
I see now said Chopper.
The village didn't disappear, it moved said Kisho.
That must mean people here are nomads said Chopper.
Right Chopper said Kisho.
Indeed and Long Ring Long Land Island is our home said Tonjit.
You are welcome said Tonjit.
Oh uh thanks said Lucy.
The island got its name from its ring-like shape. Although it's technically one big circle the tides are divided into 10 smaller islands. You probably wouldn't guess that the islands are all actually connected, but once a year when the tides are at their lowest and you can Long Ring true form if only for a few hours. We use this time to migrate every few years, circling the island again and again said Tonjit.
So everyone moved to the next island while you were stuck up in the trees! Rotten luck said Ussop.
That's a good one. You're a real rebel, old man said Luffy.
If they stay on each island for three years, then subtract the 10 years you spent on those stupid bamboo stilts. It would still take a good 20 years for them to come back around and meet up with you again said Ussop.
Assuming you don't eat that cheese of yours and die of food poisoning, before then said Kisho.
Well, if that's the truth, I just wish I had had my hooorse to ride again said Tonjit.
Then I could cross an Island every time the tide was low and catch up with the other villagers in only 5 years, said Tonjit.
Hooorse? Said Chopper.
That's right. They're the most graceful and beautiful animals on the whole island said Tonjit.
Once tamed, it can be used to cross the grassy plains with the greatest of ease said Tonjit.
Without them, it would be impossible for our people to migrate said Tonjit.
After all, our belongings are far too heavy to carry on our own said Tonjit.
And even if we were strong enough to hold all our luggage the tide would still rise and drown us before we could make it across said Tonjit.
Wouldn't it be easier to take a boat instead? Asks Kisho.
Yes, of course, but unfortunately, we don't know how to sail said Tonjit.
And besides, even if we were able to charge a log pose here doesn't mean it would point to the next island said Tonjit.
The land may be split into 10 pieces, but it's still all part of the same place said Tonjit.
Guess I'll just have to wait 20 years said Tonjit.
You're going to be lonely. That's a long time said Lucy.
Wait a second said Chopper.
Hooorse like a horse? Asks Chopper.
Hey, I almost forgot about that. We saw a horse on the way here said Lucy.
The Straw Hats watch as Tonjit reunites with Shelly.
Don't leave her waiting. She wants to go for a ride said Chopper.
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What a pal, huh? Even though everyone else left, she's still hung around at all these years said Ussop.
That's my kind of horse said Luffy.
I don't know which one seemed happier right now said Chopper.
They watch as the two ride by then Shelly falls and Tonjit is thrown off.
Old man said Kisho.
Oh no said Ussop.
Are you ok? Asks Chopper.
It's a net said Kisho.
Can you cut it? asks Ussop.
Kisho draws his sword.
Stand back said Kisho.
Ussop backs up.
Chopper I need you to tell Shelly to stay still said Kisho.
Hey, hold still he's gonna set you free said Chopper.
Man: Sorry suckers but that horse is mine.
Woman: yeah, you tell 'em, boss. Put those losers in their place.
Whoever you are, you'll pay said Luffy.
Man: Whoever you are? You don't know?
Woman: My goodness, how weird.
Don't tell me you've never seen that face before said the man.
The only thing I know about your face is that i'm gonna break it said Luffy.
My name is Foxy, what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too said Foxy.
Really, you should see the looks on your faces said Foxy.
What kind of pirates get so worked up over some stupid horse said Foxy.
If I didn't steal that thing myself then somebody else would do it said Foxy.
That's enough Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Hold it, Luffy not yet said Foxy.
Huh? How did you know my name was Luffy? Asks Luffy.
Because, unlike some people, we did our homework said Foxy.
Monkey D. Luffy with a 100 million Berri bounty. Roronoa Zoro with a 60 million bounty. Kisho 100 million Bounty said the woman.
A lump of cash like that is nothing to scoff at especially considering you only have 8 crew members said the woman.
Now, with that out of the way as Captain of the Foxy Pirates I challenge you Straw Hats to a Davy Back Fight said Foxy.
I don't know what that means, but if you wanna fight, bring it on said Luffy.
I'm sick of hearing you talk said Luffy.
Luffy no said Ussop.
You idiot! We're gonna end up losing our crew said Kisho.
What are you talking about Kisho? Said Luffy.
You don't know what a Davy Back Fight is do you? said Kisho.
No said Luffy.
It's a pirate game meant conscript crew members from one crew to another said Kisho.
Luffy you gotta back out said Ussop.
He can't once two captains agree to the fight there's no backing out said Kisho.
Well said but I wouldn't expect anything less from the son of one of the four emperors and One of the Seven Warlords said Foxy.
Kisho, son of Red-Haired Shanks Captain of the Red-Haired Pirates, one of the Four Emperors of the Sea and Dracule "Hawkeyes" Mihawk one of Seven Warlords of the Sea and holder of the the title the World's Greatest Swordsman said the woman.
Should have kept your mouth shut said Hamburg.
What's wrong? Don't tell me you aren't mad enough to keep your word said Foxy.
Am too said Luffy.
You're falling into his trap said Ussop.
Well, what about the horse? Come on said Luffy.
All of you step aside said Tonjit.
Are you crazy? Asks Ussop.
Shelly waited 10 years for me to come back. I won't let you take her said Tonjit.
I know that you're angry but those are pirates old man said Luffy.
Time skip
Why did you agree? You could end up losing your crew said Ussop.
You could lose me said Ussop.
Nuh ah, I'm going to win this thing said Luffy.
Kisho there's gotta some kind of loophole you know of get us out this said Ussop.
I'm afraid not, it was final when Luffy fired that gun said Kisho.
Now the Davy Back Fight is officially underway said Foxy.
Good. The sooner I can pound your face in, the better said Luffy.
I'd like to see you try said Foxy.
Bring it on, splithead said Luffy,
Hey, apologize to him, but our boss is sensitive about his looks said Porche.
He's sensitive about everything said Hamburg.
He's got a heart of glass said Hamburg.
How many times do I have to tell you? Don't laugh said Porche.
Now listen, I'm as angry about the old guy's horse as you are, but this is madness said Ussop.
Good use that anger to thrash him said Tonjit.
What are you doing up? I thought you hurt your back said Ussop.
Leave it to me said Luffy.
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That guy may be a jerk, but he sure knows how to party said Kisho.
Check out all the people he invited. Is that as crew? Said Luffy.
Wow, there's so many said Chopper.
Most of 'em probably came from the result of a Davy Back Fight said Kisho.
Scene change
Kisho stands with Zoro and listens to the rules that he already knows.
Kisho, you know much about this Davy Back Fight? asks Zoro.
I'm the son of two notorious pirates what do you think? said Kisho.
I'll take that as a yes said Zoro.
Nami, I got you some cotton candy said Sanji.
I don't know how everyone can be so calm at a time like this said Nami.
It's already settled. So, you might as well stop complaining said Zoro.
Finally. If you happen to break any of these rules You'll be labeled as a disgrace to all pirates and banished to Davy Jones locker. Do you swear to uphold them? Said Porche.
I swear said Foxy.
I swear said Luffy.
All right, Straw Hat, I'll let you choose your fate said Foxy.
One coin? Two coins? Three coins, it's all up to you kid said Foxy.
That's our boss for you. Always a good sport said Porche.
What do the coins do? Asks Luffy,
Decide the number of games said Kisho.
He's right. The boss is letting you choose how many matches you want to have. You can quit after one, or you can do as many as three if you're feeling lucky said Porche.
Well, the more games we do, the more fun we'll have right? So let's said Luffy.
Luffy said Nami and Ussop
Got it said Luffy.
OK, I'll take 3 said Luffy.
Then it settled. 3 coins, three games said Foxy.
Now who's this Davy Jones guy? Asks Chopper.
A Pirate who was cursed by the devil and forced to spend all of eternity at the bottom of the sea said Robin.
I've never heard of people living underwater said Chopper.
Well, that's what the legend says, and all ships and treasures that sink beneath the waves go to the locker, never to be seen by anyone again said Kisho.
I knew the Ocean was scary, but that's crazy said Chopper.
Yummy said Chopper.
Davy Jones has been taking its picks from all sorts of pirates since anyone can remember. That's why we call it a Davy Back Fight In honor of a pirate who may someday claim a crew of his own. said Sanji.
The stage of battle is set, straw hat, are you ready? Said Foxy.
You bet. Let go said Luffy.
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You jerk said Ussop.
You landed us in a real mess, Luffy said Nami.
What's the big deal? All we gotta do is win said Luffy.
The big deal is that the more games there are, the more crew members you could lose and if we lose our Jolly Roger, we can never fly it again ever said Kisho.
Kisho have you been in a Davy Back Fight before? asks Nami.
No, fortunately. But I do know the rules said Kisho.
You're forgetting something. You got to fill out your team roster. Our party organizer needs it said a Foxy Pirate.
You each get to participate twice. And once you picked your lineup to set in stone said the Foxy Pirate.
It's got the events listed. A race, a ball game, and a team contest said Zoro.
What's that say? Well, it looks like we all can take part in the race said Sanji.
4 for the ball game. And then 5 of us for the team contest said Kisho.
Cool. You can go ahead and sign me up for all three said Luffy.
No, can't do that. The rules say that two is the limit said Robin.
It's time to announce the roster that each team has chosen to present them in today's events said the announcer.
First up, we've got the Straw Hat Pirates. Participating in Route One, the donut rate is the entire Straw Hat crew said The announcer.
Participating in round two, the groggy ring, are Roronoa Zoro, Kisho, Sanji, And Tony Tony Chopper Said the announcer.
You better not slow me down said Zoro.
Right back at ya said Sanji.
I'm gonna try my hardest said Chopper.
And participating in round three, The run roller round, Monkey D. Luffy, Nico Robin, Nami, and Ussop said the announcer.
Alright. Let the merciless Davy Back begin said the announcer.
A winner will be crowned, and the loser will be forcibly drowned said The announcer.
I am Itomimizu But you may know me as the Foxy Pirates Party organizer. But today I will be your commentator said Itomimizu.
Our first event of the day is round one, the donut race said Itomimizu.
How do you guys think we should team up? Asks Robin.
Considering some of us have Devil Fruit powers, It makes sense we split up into two teams of four people said Sanji.
They listen to the rules regarding the donut race.
I'm not entirely sure 3 barrels is enough to make a big enough to hold all for of us said Robin.
We better go with three teams Consisting of said Zoro.
Sanji teams up with Luffy
What the hell, You can't just bust them up like that said Sanji.
Sure, I can't just watch said Luffy,
I'm going to make us a killer boat said Luffy.
Zoro teams up with Chopper and Kisho.
And the last team consists of Nami, Ussop, and Robin.
All right, I'll take this time while everyone's preparing to explain how the race works said Itomimizu.
The course consists of one lap around Long Ring Long Land. It may sound easy, but believe me, it's not. If your boat sinks, you're immediately disqualified from the race. Oh yeah, weapons? They're allowed. Guns. Cannons. Explosives. Anything you can think of said Itomimizu.
If that sounds unfair, then you got no right at all to call yourself a pirate said Itomimizu.
Gather round folks the final odds are in said Itomimizu.
I'll announce them in order of their popularity said Itomimizu.
Starting with the most popular, of course, said Itomimizu.
Just, I thought the top spot goes to our idol and fellow Foxy Pirate, Porche. Helping her with the best man, Capote. Their vessel is the Cutie Wagon led by the Star Shark, Monda said Itomimizu.
Hold on, you got a shark pulling your boat? Said Nami.
I didn't hear him mention any rules forbidding the use of sharks said Porche.
The second most popular team, well this is certainly surprising, it's the Straw Hat team of navigator Nami, sniper Ussop, and Archaeologist Robin. Their official craft is the Barrel Tiger. said Itomimizu.
You're sure this won't sink? Said Nami.
I told you, I am not a professional shipwright, ok said Ussop.
I know it's at least better than those abominations said Ussop.
Just cause it floats doesn't mean it's a boat said Sanji.
More like flotsam said Sanji.
Luffy laughs.
Flotsam said Luffy.
You gotta do that the whole time said Zoro.
It's a good thing I enjoy running, huh? Said Chopper.
I tried to tell him we could use my Devil Fruit powers to make it go but he insisted on that design said Kisho.
And coming in third on our list is the Harem Nocturne. A beautiful boat full of beautiful women in favor of beautiful people said Itomimizu.
In fourth place, we've got the Crab Crane. An old favorite in the top ranks! Said Itomimizu.
The 5th and 6th place are the Swordfish Kings one and two. In 7th place is the party-loving Pleasure boat and in 8th place The old Reliable Duke special said Itomimizu.
What the deal? You're gonna even bother to mention our boat? Said Luffy.
Same here. What gives? Said Chopper.
Let's see, Doctor Chopper, Swordsman Zoro, and Swordsman/Musician Kisho boat is the Basically barrels and Their boat? It's third to last in popularity said Itomimizu.
Yep, I was expecting worse said Zoro.
Me too said Kisho.
You're kidding me, the oars can't be long enough for that thing said Zoro.
Then how are they supposed to steer? Asks Chopper.
Blonde Foxy Pirate: Yeah, you guys are sharp. You're right about the oars, though. They're way too short. And The damn thing is filled with sea water too.
Not fair, those jerks said Luffy.
Wait, no way. That thing is just three barrels said Sanji.
More like 3000 said Kisho.
Foxy pirate: Sure, it is. We pieced together the three biggest barrels we could find. There ain't nothing in the rulebook about how small your barrels gotta be,
Ok, all the boats are now at the starting line. I will continue to provide commentary throughout the race with a bird's eye view of the action from atop Chirp Chirp, a rare South Blue Super Sparrow said Itomimizu.
I'm excited about this said Chopper.
What? About losing? Said Zoro.
Pay close attention, Ussop! If anything happens to those two ladies, I'll fillet you said Sanji.
We are gonna win this race. I know it said Luffy.
To ensure you don't get lost, we are providing each of you with an eternal pose said Itomimizu.
I'll be keeping this said Kisho.
Now on your marks. Get ready said Itomimizu.
Go said Itomimizu,
Huh? What's with the barrels? Asks Sanji.
Oh no! We didn't get far enough said Ussop.
What's the big deal? It's just a barrel said Nami.
No, Nami, don't said Ussop.
And they've been released! Look at the Kaboom barrel mine, the Foxy's trump card said Itomimizu.
See you later, chumps! You're supposed to avoid sinking you know said Porche.
Go away said Chopper.
Dumb bombs. I'll knock them all back said Luffy.
Now, Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Cut it out, Luffy said Sanji.
Stop! Are you trying to blow us out of the water? Said Chopper.
Calm down, We gotta do something said Luffy.
Yeah, but that's something that can't involve touching them said Zoro
Luffy pass me that oar said Zoro.
Huh. What are you doing, Zoro? Said Chopper.
Zoro starts to blow the barrels back from where they came.
Kisho said Zoro
Got ya said Kisho.
Kisho and Zoro pushes all the barrels back at the big boat.
Oh, crap said Sanji.
Nami! Robin! Hit the deck and hold on said Sanji,
We've got to ride that wave said Sanji.
We can't ride that said Ussop.
Yahoo! This is awesome said Luffy.
Dammit! She's starting to break up on us said Sanji.
This is terrifying said Chopper.
Guys hold on said Kisho.
I can't believe it! That straw hat team is making their way to the front of the race, and it looks like Kisho is using his devil fruit powers to control the wave, this is incredible said Itomimizu.
It's finally dying down said Chopper.
Nice work Kisho said Sanji.
Yeah, you're a lifesaver said Ussop.
Kisho gives them a thumbs up.
Aw man, that didn't exactly leave the raft in the best condition said Sanji.
Oh boy, that was awesome said Luffy.
I hope something called it another wave, right? Said Luffy.
Shut up! Another wave would flatten this lame boat you built said Sanji.
I just hope the girls are ok said Sanji.
There they are said Sanji.
Foxy Pirates: You guys looking for a party?
Women: Well hello there.
What the? Said Zoro.
What do you want? asks Kisho.
Foxy Pirate: Relax guys, this is a friendly visit.
You must be exhausted, not meant to mention hot in that fur coat said the foxy pirate.
It's not a fur coat! Snapped Chopper.
Foxy Pirate: Whoa, I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. Would you care for a candy apple?
What's a candy apple? Is it sweet? Asks Chopper.
Foxy Pirate: Hey, we need another round of drink down here.
Update! Looks like the pleasure boat and harem nocturne have made a move said Itomimizu.
The party distraction, and they've lured in two Straw Hats for the K.O. said Itomimizu.
If you two are done consorting with the enemy our crewmates are in trouble said Kisho.
Chopper. Let's move said Zoro.
Time skip
Ah! We're getting nowhere here said Zoro.
I'm pretty sure it would be faster if we paddled said Zoro.
Yeah, well, the thing is, I used the oars to build this handle said Chopper.
Not even a hello, huh? Said Zoro.
Not our style, we believe in winning anyway we can said a Foxy Pirate.
Really. Well, in that case said Zoro.
Bull Needle said Zoro.
Zoro said Chopper.
Damn! If we go down, we're taking you with us said a foxy pirate.
Chopper! Kisho! Look out said Zoro.
The swordsman barrels and the swordfish king have been sunk! They're officially disqualified said Itomimizu.
You ok? Asks Zoro.
That really stunk. Thank you, Zoro, said Chopper.
Zoro! Chopper! You guys ok? said Kisho.
We're fine! What about you? said Zoro.
I'm fine said Kisho.
Let's head to shore and hopefully, the others can win the race for us said Zoro.
Right said Kisho.
Time Skip
Well, I'll be, talking about the unexpected. It's full-dash Hamburg at full-dash speed! And riding on top of him the master of the destruction of the South, the scourge of fairness and bravest scoundrel of all time, our boss silver fox Foxy! said Itomimizu.
What's he up to? thought Kisho.
This race is really heating up the next course obstacle, the Long Coral Reef is dead ahead! Leading in the race are Porche and the cutie wagon and pursuing close behind are the Straw Hats, barrel tiger and at least it floats! Said Itomimizu.
Don't forget there's someone on land looking for every opportunity to sabotage this race, our boss, Silver Fox Foxy said Itomimizu.
Just what does he have in store for us? Said Itomimizu.
Sabotage? said Chopper.
Is that allowed? asks Zoro.
Well, there's no rule against it said Kisho.
Wait, what's this? The Straw Hats are slowing down said Itomimizu.
The cutie wagon takes advantage of this opportunity and plunges forward into the Long Coral Reef said Itomimizu.
What? The cutie wagon has been pushed back out of the reef! What's happening down there? Said Itomimizu.
At least we know where the others are in the race and with some luck, we'll win this said Zoro.
What's this? The Straw Hats are picking up speed. All three boats are about to enter the Long Coral Reef at the same time said Itomimizu.
The barrel tiger, and at least it floats, haven't been pushed back said Itomimizu.
Ha ha. And there you have it! The devilish interference we've all been waiting for said Itomimizu.
Now it will be far too dangerous for the Straw Hat teams to proceed any further. They made it through with no trouble at all. How is that possible? Incredible! Said Itomimizu.
The straw hats had sailed through the Long Coral Reef with ease, But what about the cutie wagon? Oh no, seems they've been pushed back again said Itomimizu.
Nice if they can just get through the Whirlpool then they have a good chance at winning said Kisho.
Yeah, and we get to choose on their crew to join us said Chopper.
Something tells me we'd be better off taking their Jolly Roger said Zoro.
No kidding said Kisho.
But they won't be celebrating for long. Once they're out of the reef they head straight into the Long Ring said Itomimizu.
Think that whirlpool will be anything like the one we encountered at the Knockup Stream? asks Zoro.
Hard to say said Kisho.
Oh, the Barrel tiger and the at least it floats have picked up some tremendous speed! No, wait, they're not just going faster, they're flying! They're leaping right over Long Cape said Itomimizu.
They have now taken the lead said Itomimizu.
The Impact Dial said Kisho.
But wait! At least it floats has crashed, landed on Long Cape, and broken into pieces! It can no longer continue the race said Itomimizu.
Such a shame. At least it floats is now disqualified said Itomimizu.
That leaves Nami, Ussop, and Robin said Kisho.
It's all up to them said Zoro.
What that move the barrel Tiger now has a commanding lead! Does this mean defeat for the Indomitable Cutie wagon? They're not out of the race yet. By using Fishman muscle with the fin of a shark, the cutie wagon has doubled its engine speed! They're blazing through the Coral line and closing that gap. The race is now half over! Meanwhile, the barrel tiger desperately paddles on said Itomimizu.
What's this? She broke it. Our boss's ploy #18 Operation: Lie to them has failed! What a formidable woman. Does she not believe anything in this world? She's foul-mouthed mouthed too. Said Itomimizu.
Nami said Zoro.
Yep said Kisho.
The race continues with the barrel tiger maintaining its strong lead! They are now clearing the long waves that reach high into the sky said Itomimizu.
Unbelievable! She completely ignored a child and sick, helpless grandmother! The only thing she cares about is getting what she wants! How cold-hearted, the Ice Queen Navigator Nami said Itomimizu.
Did I mention she was foul-mouthed? This race will soon be decided said Itomimizu.
The Cutie Wagon is closing in quickly! These are the final moments of round one: donut race! Who will win? Said Itomimizu.
She even sees through Operation: Fake Goal! Formidable! Truly formidable! Said Itomimizu.
She didn't fall for the other so why would she fall for this one? said Kisho.
And now I have a question for her. What's it like being so hated? It's too late for her, her heart is cold. She has no soul said Itomimizu.
He's digging his own grave said Kisho.
Yep said Zoro.
Meanwhile, Porche and the cutie wagon have tragically stopped at the fake goal! The purity of your heart is outstanding! Pay attention, Porche. You been tricked! Said Itomimizu.
Round one of the Davy back fight, the donut race is about to come to a close said Itomimizu,
I can't see. I wonder who's winning said Chopper.
Come on Chopper let's go see the finish said Kisho.
Kisho and Chopper join Sanji and Luffy at the front of the crowd.
Man: You guys almost won.
What do you mean we're totally gonna win said Luffy.
Man #2: Not so fast. Take a look over there. Our boss is coming.
Yeah, So what? What could he do? Asks Luffy.
Man #2: Our boss is just like you two. He has Devil fruit powers.
What? said Kisho.
Slow-Slow Beam said Foxy.
And the winner is the Cutie wagon! Congratulations said Itomimizu.
The hero of the first round of the Davy Back Fight is own idol Porche said Itomimizu.
Now it's time for you guys to pay up! We're taking one of your crew said Foxy.
You guys hurt? Is everybody ok? Robin? Said Chopper.
Yes, we're all right said Robin.
What the heck happened out there? Asks Luffy.
I'd like to know the same thing said Nami.
We all like to know what happened. Did we really lose somehow? Said Ussop.
It looked like you were gonna win, but then you suddenly slowed down and they passed you said Luffy.
I'll tell you how Foxy has Devil Fruit powers said Kisho.
He's right! It was caused by slowmo photon said Foxy.
Hey, what did you do to Nami's team, you smug bastard? Said Sanji.
What's a Slowmo Photon? Asks Luffy.
They are particles unlike any other in modern science. Whatever this light touches whether it be an animal, a liquid, a solid, or even gas, loses a fixed amount of its velocity, said Foxy.
While simultaneously restraining its energy said Foxy.
You're dumb. That makes no sense at all said Luffy.
He just insults me said Foxy.
Oh! Sir, are you ok? Said Porche.
No way! Something that ridiculous is just... said Nami.
Impossible. Is that what you're thinking? Said Foxy.
Surely you know such a naive, childish claim has no meaning out on these waters said Foxy.
Everything it touches slows down. That's the power of Slowmo Photon said Foxy.
Now that makes sense. Why didn't you say so before? Said Luffy.
He did moron said Kisho.
After I ate the Slow-Slow Fruit, I became a slow-motion man capable of producing these particles from my body. Observe said Foxy.
Ah! A floating cannonball! Said Ussop.
Not really it's just slowed down said Kisho.
Correct my young red-haired friend! said Foxy.
The Slow-Slow beam said Foxy.
The effects last approximately 30 seconds. In which the object will regain Its energy speed as if nothing ever happened said Foxy.
Can't believe your eyes, I take it said Foxy.
The cannonball blows up in his face.
Boss! Oh no said Porche.
Saw that coming said Kisho.
I get it. So that's why we didn't win the race said Ussop.
It also explains why they are so overly confident about these games said Sanji.
What a joke of a devil fruit power said Sanji.
No kidding said Kisho.
It doesn't matter. You guys lost said Porche.
You know all the rules that you agree to all the terms said Porche.
Yeah, before we knew he had Devil Fruit powers, if you ask me all players with them should be required to disclose that fact to the other players so no one has an unfair advantage said Kisho.
The donut race is over, and we are the winners said Foxy.
Too bad for you guys said Porche.
I'm about this close to causing a Tsunami and drowning everyone on the island and may i remind you Devil Fruit users can't swim and their powers are nulified when it's the ocean said Kisho.
Easy Kisho relax, don't let em get to you said Sanji.
You're right Sanji thanks said Kisho.
No problem said Sanji.
Well let's go face the music said Ussop.
Scene change
That concludes round one! And now we shall commence with the awarding of the prize said Itomimizu.
The winning captain will select a member of the opposing crew said Itomimizu.
My first selection is other than You, The Doctor, Tony Tony Chopper said Foxy.
Bring him to me at once said Foxy.
Oh, no, Chopper said Nami.
Such a rare creature, You're softer than I had imagined you would be said Foxy.
Boss, may I hold them too? Asks Porche.
You're so damn cute. And he's ours now said Foxy.
Chopper! Said Luffy.
So that creep had his eyes set on Chopper, huh? Said Sanji.
It would seem so said Kisho.
Well, I suppose he is among the rarest of rare animals said Sanji.
Or maybe he collect cute things said Nami.
You know, I wouldn't rule out a fur fetish said Robin.
Why does it even matter? Focus, people said Ussop.
That freak over there just took our friend said Ussop.
You guys said Chopper.
All right, Doctor Chopper, enough of all that! You're one of my crew, you need to pledge your loyalty to me and you can start by putting on this mask said Foxy.
You guys said Chopper.
I'm so sorry that we lost Chopper! We did our best. Farewell said Ussop.
He's truly a rarity said Foxy.
My very own talking reindeer. He's amazing said Porche.
You guys listen said Chopper.
I only went out to sea because of you! I won't no I refuse said Chopper.
Luffy, you invited me! I've set sail to be one of the straw hats! I won't go with them said Chopper.
Please, no! I am the ship doctor of the Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper! I won't go said Chopper.
Quit your bellyaching chopper. It's disgraceful said Zoro.
Zoro said Ussop
You made the choice to set sail as a pirate, only you and Now you have to live with the consequences of that decision said Zoro.
We agreed to the terms of the game. You, Usopp, and everyone else did the best they could said Kisho
Not one pirate worth their salt is going to sympathize with those tears, A man should suck it up and quietly watch this game said Zoro.
What's wrong with you two? Don't you know how he must be feeling? Said Nami.
Chopper dries his tears and starts acting tough.
Chopper said Nami
That a boy said Zoro.
Whoa there's swordsman and swordsman/musician are totally awesome said a Foxt pirate.
Let's take one of them next said another.
All teach him a lesson, Zoro said Ussop.
Yeah, get chopper back said Luffy.
Let's get the second event started said Zoro.
Yeah, we still have two rounds left in this said Sanji.
There's no way we're letting these, jerks take our emergency food supply said Sanji.
Sanji, we're counting on you said Ussop.
The exchange is complete and the incitement explodes as Davy Back Fight enters round two said Itomimizu,
Hey, wasn't Chopper supposed to be in the second round? Said Ussop.
How can he compete if they took him? Asks Ussop.
Good point said, Robin.
Foxy Pirate: That's one of the most thrilling parts of the games. Remember the rules? You cannot change your team's roster. No replacements allowed.
In other words, only the three remaining contestants can participate in Round Two's game, the Groggy Ring said Itomimizu.
That gives the Foxy team an advantage said Itomimizu.
What? That's not fair said Ussop.
That's the point said Kisho.
Actually, you could sit this one out too said Zoro.
Feel free to do the same said Sanji.
Hard to believe they're going to work together as a team said Nami.
What was that? Said both boys.
Knock it off said Nami.
I will now explain the rules of the groggy ring said Itomimizu.
We have our playing field and we have two goals. Knock the ball into the goal and you win. However, the ball isn't actually a ball. The balls are people. Both teams must select someone to be the ball, make your selection said Itomimizu.
You heard him. Now which one of you is going to be the ball? Said a Foxy pirate.
Zoro points to Sanji.
Ball Marker said a second Foxy Pirate.
Zoro points to Sanji.
Ball Marker said a second Foxy Pirate.
Who said you get a pick? You're the ball, you moss-headed bastard said Sanji.
There it is, the interesting theme song. It's time to welcome back The undisputed elites of the groggy ring said Itomimizu.
The famous groggy monsters have taken the field. Behold the kings of the ring said Itomimizu.
First up, it's Full Dash Hamburg. Following behind is tackle Machine Pickles. And last but not least, the half-giant, half-beast man himself, Big Pan Wanton. This is literally a monstrous march. said Itomimizu.
What is that? Asks Luffy.
That man is ginormous said Nami.
Oh crap! He's the one wearing the ball marker said Ussop.
You'll never beat them said Foxy.
We'll see about that Foxy thought Kisho.
Disappointed? Asks Sanji.
Not at all said Zoro.
Bring it on said Kisho.