I don't own One Piece only my OC Kisho.
Ussop, Kisho, and Nami beat him up.
Ok, this is the last time. I won't do it again, I promise said Luffy.
You're kidding? I don't know if I have any tears left to cry said Chopper.
He already agreed. So, it's not like we can back out now said Zoro.
I doubt he would go through the trouble if he didn't have something in mind said Robin.
I wouldn't be so sure about that, well, unless he thinks he can nab us a shipwright from Foxy's crew said Sanji.
It's time for the second 3-coin game! The events this time are a team-wide dodgeball showdown, A brutal new twist on a childhood favorite, and a one-to-one boxing beatdown! Like the previous games, each Crew member can only participate twice. In other words, last-minute lineup changes will not be allowed said Itomimizu.
With their second Davy Back Fight of the day about to start, I'm back in the announcer's seat to explain the rules. The name of the game is Hit and Dead Ball! The balls in question are the two you see on the field right now. If the opposing team hits you with one of those babies, you're out of the game! The teams are divided into on-court and off-court members, They're free to choose which one goes where and whatever number. Once you're out of crew members, you'll lose the match. Keep in mind that off-court members can throw the ball around just like anyone else, they're allowed to enter the Court under any circumstance said Itomimizu.
They make it sound all fancy, but it seems like a regular dodgeball to me said Sanji.
There are some other miscellaneous details, so be sure to read the rule book carefully said Itomimizu.
That's the rulebook? Said Chopper.
You wouldn't expect it to be so thick said Robin.
Of course! Hit and Deadball It's one of the greatest and most modern-time Davy Bach Fight games because it has been played so many times over the years, and more and more rules have been added to balance and perfect its form. Only by strict earnings by these rules can the game truly be enjoyed said Itomimizu.
What's the point in preaching to us about the rules if you're going to break them all anyway? Did you give us the rulebook to know how bad you're cheating? Said Nami.
Now, now, now, look at the first page Mademoiselle said Itomimizu.
Referee regulations: He who makes judgment contrary to the rules written here will be beheaded on the spot said Robin.
Beheaded? Scary said Chopper.
And there you have it! On that topic, this game will be officiated by a team of five referees headed by a man of 50 years of experience, Rokuroshi said Itomimizu.
Team Foxy has a stupendous set of players, truly a superb spectacle to see. Sadly, the Straw Hats pale in comparison with their diminutive showing. Sporting a measly 8 members, I must wonder if they're even trying said Itomimizu.
Ok, we get it said Ussop.
Let's get this show on the road! We'll start the match off with a doubling opening tip said Itomimizu.
Each team bring two players to the center of the field said Rokuroshi.
Hey, do you mind if I do this? Asks Chopper.
Yeah, be my guest said Zoro.
Go jump your heart out, little guy said Kisho.
Alright said Chopper.
Chopper has transformed! It looks like he's not just fluff after all! He could turn out to be a powerful player for the Straw Hats said Itomimizu.
Oh no? What's that? Now he's not cute at all said Porche.
Wait a second Straw Hat how's about we make this a little more interesting said Foxy.
Huh? What do you mean? asks Luffy.
Instead of giving one member how about we fork up two to the winning Captain this round? said Foxy.
Surely, you're not scared to pass up on such a tempting offer said Foxy.
Ok, you're on said Luffy.
Idiot! Don't go agreeing to something like that said Kisho.
Did you even think it over? said Ussop.
What's this? Straw Hat and our own captain have agreed to give up two members this round instead of one. What does our boss have planned up his sleeve this time? said Itomimizu.
Ready, set and go said Rokuroshi.
Jube and Girarin go attack the two, but they jump up and get the balls and the two fishermen get stuck in the ground.
Nice catch! Now give them a good spike to the face said Ussop.
Aim straight for split head! Come on, Chopper, let go said Luffy.
Right said Chopper.
Oh no, our boss is in trouble said Itomimizu.
The two spiked balls hit Foxy in the face.
What? He's already out of the game? Said Itomimizu.
Yeah! You really showed their boss who's boss said Ussop.
Safe! Safe! Said Rokuroshi.
What do you mean safe? said Sanji.
That was a clean hit, you old fart said Ussop.
It's a violation of Article 23. Blows to the face do not count said Kisho.
He's right said Rokuroshi.
You're kidding? Now what? Said Ussop.
Wow, boss, that looked like it hurt said Hamburg.
Don't laugh, Hamburg, You're going to make the boss cry said Chiqicheetah.
Get them while they're distracted said Nami.
Give them a good one for me, Sanji said Nami.
Yeah, I'll show them the power of our sweet love said Sanji.
Here they come. You might want to clear out of the way said Jube.
Hey. Take it easy we're still warming up here said a Foxy Pirate.
18 members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated for getting knocked out of bounds said one of the Referees.
Way to go said Nami,
What a show for the Straw Hats! The chef and the swordsman both blew nine players out of th field! Said Itomimizu,
Damn, I thought I'd get more than you said Sanji.
Yeah, knock 'em dead, Sanji! Knock em dead Zoro said Ussop.
Pardon me said Robin.
Robin uses her powers to get the balls and tosses them to the Straw Hat.
Wow. Do you think we can take out nine people too? Asks Chopper.
Nine? I'll do ten said Luffy.
He plants his feet into the ground.
Gum-Gum Slingshot said Luffy.
Out of bounds! Ten members of Team Foxy are eliminated said a blonde Referee.
Oh yeah, that's a new record said Luffy.
Yet another strong showing from the Straw Hats! They are thinning out the competition! But Team Foxy has a ball said Itomimizu.
Let's see how many I can knock out said Chopper.
Go on, Chopper! Nine, ten, eleven, or even more said Ussop.
Sure you got it said Chopper.
Oh! A last-minute catch from Hamburg saves the day! Now Team Foxy has both balls in their possession. Could it finally be time for a comeback? Said Itomimizu.
Nice work as always, Hamburg! Now why don't you pass the ball to Big Pan said Foxy.
Roger, boss said Hamburg.
Right, this is it! Take them all out in one shot said Foxy.
Not me! Please not me said Ussop.
Ussop gets hit.
Ussop no said Chopper.
What happened? I can't see said Itomimizu.
Out of bounds! Mr. Long nose and 22 members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated said Rokuroshi.
That looked bad. Are you ok? Said Nami.
Yeah and no it takes more than that to kill me said Ussop.
Hey and look, I got the ball said Ussop.
Big Pan's devastating dodgeball smash eliminated the Straw's Hat Long-nosed sniper but caused a crushing amount of damage to his old team. Now Foxy and Hamburg are the only ones left are the field said Itomimizu.
At this rate, the Foxy Pirates may be undone by their own strength. The match is now 5 to 2. What's next? Who will reign supreme said Itomimizu.
Robin uses her powers to drop one of the balls on Hamburg's head, taking him out of the game.
What a turn of events! Now Hamburg is out of the game, too said Itomimizu.
Good one, Robin said Luffy.
Hamburg is safe said One of the referees.
You sure? Said Robin.
Article 54 states, while the face doesn't count, the top of the head is still fair game said Kisho.
If I were you, I'd start using my head before someone chops it off! The boy is right. Hamburg is out said Rokuroshi.
I'm sorry, Sir said the referee.
The Straw Hats Archaeologist and Swordman/musician have memorized the massive rulebook in only moments by flexing the mighty muscles of their minds said Itomimizu.
You read all that? Awesome said Nami.
Thanks for the compliment, but I'm only about halfway through said Robin.
My dad always has updated copies of the Davy Back Fight rulebooks said Kisho.
Well either way they only have one left said Nami.
We take out Foxy we win said Kisho.
Let's finish them off quick said Nami.
You got it said Sanji.
Hey, Sanji said some women.
Yes, ladies said Sanji.
Please don't hit our boss. Just give us the ball, ok said the woman.
Of course, said Sanji.
You're so sweet. Now, would you mind getting knocked out of the game? Said Porche.
As a favor for me? Said Porche.
It'll be my pleasure, ma'am. You can hit me wherever you like said Sanji.
If you don't get up, I'll knock you out said Nami.
Oh! Love Hunter Sanji has been blissfully bludgeoned and dearly eliminated from the game.
Bye-bye said Porche.
You make me sick said Zoro.
We should have seen that coming said Robin.
Yup said Kisho.
On the upside, their boss is the only one left said Nami.
We can't celebrate just yet, You never know what might happen till the very end said, Robin.
Robin's right who knows what that bastard Foxy could have planned said Kisho.
Yes, good point said Foxy.
Like a cannon for insistence said Kisho.
No way said Nami.
What the? Said Chopper and Luffy.
There it is! Hit and Deadball's top secret weapon has finally made its appearance said Itomimizu.
Say hello to the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon said Foxy.
Hey, Ref, are you really gonna allow this? That thing is obviously against the rules said Ussop.
So that's the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon said, Robin.
Wait, why are you acting like you know all about this Doohickey? Did I miss something? Asks Ussop.
I ran across an article about it in the rulebook! But I hadn't actually seen the device till now said Robin.
Me too said Kisho.
Rule #322: The only weapon is the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon said Rokuroshi.
Why would you make a rule just for that dumb thing? Asks Ussop.
I don't know, it seems pretty awesome to me said Luffy.
What's the point? Listen, I don't care how big your "Mister Cannon" or whatever is your still going to lose said Zoro.
I wouldn't be so sure said Foxy.
Hey, Porche! You ready to finish them off? Said Foxy.
I thought you'd never ask, boss. Better not blink, Flower Hypnosis, go said, Porche.
Not again said Ussop.
Hurry up and close your eyes said Nami.
Oh! Said Luffy.
Can you play without dirty tricks for once? Asks Zoro.
Now it's your chance! Fire! Said Porche.
Oh, I will said Foxy.
Even without my swords, I'm still a swordsman said Zoro
I've just about enough of this myself said Kisho.
Kisho and Zoro slice up balls.
What power said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Porche.
Zoro and Kisho of the Straws Hats are out said Rokuroshi.
Why? asks Kisho.
What did we do? Asks Zoro.
Rule #645: Even with bare hands, no slicing the ball said Rokuroshi.
I didn't use my hands I used my Devil Fruit powers said Kisho.
Rule #456: Using Devil Fruit abilities to destroy the ball is prohibited and in addition, you stepped onto the field when you're an off-court member said Rokuroshi.
What? Said Ussop.
Oh well, better luck next time said Foxy.
What a shame! Impressive moves from Zoro and Kisho, but rules are rules said Itomimizu.
You guys, ok? I don't think they're taking this too well said Chopper.
Hey there buddies said Sanji.
I know what you're going to say, and I don't want to hear it! Especially after that stunt you just pulled said Zoro.
Sod off Sanji said Kisho.
Whoa! The match is now two to one and the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon is ready to go said Itomimizu.
Time to pick up where I left off said Foxy.
Yeah, let's see what you got said Luffy.
Bring it on said Chopper.
Ultra-fast level five go! Let's see you dodge this, you brats said Foxy.
Chopper keeps Luffy from being eliminated.
Choppy no said Porche.
The Doctor makes a noble sacrifice for his captain. But is this the end for him? Said Itomimizu.
Hey, Said hits to the faith don't count, right? Said Chopper.
Was that his face? Asks a Referee.
Huh? Now that you mention it, I'm not sure exactly where that is. With all that fluff, it's sort of hard to tell, said Itomimizu.
He's so brave said Someone in the crowd.
Hey ref, can't just see a Pirates honor is at stake here! I'm telling you, that was his face said another.
If a Pirates honor is at stake, then the choice is obvious. The ball hit him in the face and blows to the face do not count said Rokuroshi.
However, said Rokuroshi.
However? Said Chopper.
Even a blow to the face doesn't count. You're out of bounds, so you're still eliminated said Rokuroshi.
Say it ain't so! This is a real tragedy! Even after the heroic act to save his captain with a face block, he's still out. The brave little doctor will be missed by all, even so, He will be remembered as a true man of the sea said Itomimizu.
Choppy said Porche.
Hey, you still hanging in there? Asks Luffy.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I'm out of the game either way said Chopper.
Don't worry, leave the rest to me said Luffy.
Oh, and thanks Chopper, nice save said Luffy.
What makes you think I want to hear that? That doesn't make me happy at all, you jerk said Chopper.
Not bad, Chopper! I can't wait till I win you back on my crew said Foxy.
Got to go through me first split head said Luffy.
Both teams are backed against the wall as our captains face off in a climactic confrontation said Itomimizu.
I warn you; this is gonna hurt! I think I'd give up now if I were you said Foxy.
Huh? Why would I give up when you're the one who's going to lose? Said Luffy.
I wouldn't be so sure about that! Why don't you take a good look before you start spouting nonsense said Foxy.
Here it comes! The all-direction shift! Said Itomimizu.
Say your prayers, rubber boy said Porche.
What are they doing now? Asks Ussop.
Hey, what's up with those balls, old man? Asks Sanji.
That's got to be against the rules said Kisho.
The rulebook clearly states that players can have as many fake balls as they like said Rokuroshi.
You talk big, but you're just as bad as the last ref said Ussop.
Damn! Unless we can get a ref of our own, we're never going to see the end of this said Sanji.
Don't pay attention to those guys, Luffy! said Nami.
You and Foxy are the only ones with a real ball said Kisho.
Just keep your eyes on him said Nami.
Oh! How did they know? Said Foxy.
What's wrong with this guy? I'm starting to think his brain is split too said Ussop.
Wouldn't surprise me said Kisho.
Sorry, pal, it looks like I'm gonna have to break your Mister what you McCall it thing said Luffy.
As Luffy stretches his arm, Porche takes his ball.
Better watch where you stretch those arms said Porche.
Come on, boys, let's shuffle said Porche.
This is bad! If he can't tell, which ones are real and which ones are fake, he won't be able to dodge said Nami.
All right, Mr. Smart guy, do you know which balls are real now? Better figure it out fast before they hit you said Foxy.
Shut up! I'll just catch all of the balls, then it won't matter said Luffy.
Don't you get snarky with me, boy! Just sit back and accept your defeat with grace said Foxy.
Now time to let those balls fly said Foxy.
Nice try, but you're finished said Foxy.
Hey, look out behind you said Ussop.
Luffy don't dodge said Kisho.
Let it hit you in the face said Nami.
Right, easy for you two to say said Zoro.
He did it said Nami.
Alright said Ussop.
Luffy swallows the ball.
Straw Hat Luffy is out said Rokuroshi.
Why? I thought it didn't count if you got hit in the face? Said Ussop.
Rule #1000: Ingesting any part of the ball results in instant disqualification. Check the rule book if you don't believe me said Rokuroshi.
Unfortunately, he's correct. It's on the very last page said Robin.
What? Why does that rule even exist? Asks Ussop.
They really should put a rule like that a lot sooner in the book said Kisho.
It's over! Straw Hat Luffy has eaten his way to defeat as Team Foxy claims victory in the first round said Itomimizu.
Not again said Nami.
The Foxy Pirates have claimed the victory for round one In the rematch of the Davy Back Fight! It's time with the boss to claim his prize said Itomimizu.
Straw Hat surely you remember our agreement for this round said Foxy.
Oh, that's right! Before the match, the two captains made the agreement to give up not one crew member this round, but two said Itomimizu.
Which of the Straw Hats will he choose? Said Itomimizu.
The two I want are... said Foxy
Oh, it's so obvious, isn't it, boss? Said Porche.
You two! The archaeologist Nico Robin and Kisho said Foxy.
You want us? Said Robin.
Why? said Kisho.
Oh, the boss had decided that his picks for this round are Nico Robin and Kisho said Itomimizu.
Why Boss? Why didn't you get my adorable little Choppy back? Said Porche.
We can't afford to leave that on the Straw Hats team, she's too dangerous said Foxy.
Bringing her to our side will give us the advantage from here on out said Foxy.
But said Porche.
This way, taking back chopper in the next round will be a piece of cake said Foxy.
But why the boy? asks Porche.
Because his Devil Fruit powers are Logia which is the rarest type of Devil Fruit plus how many pirate crews can say they have the son of one of the four emperors and a Warlord on their side said Foxy.
Now I get it. You're so smart, boss and I suppose the boy is kind of cute said Porche.
Robin and Kisho walk over to the Foxy Pirates side.
Robin! Kisho! said Luffy and the others.
See you later said Robin.
Yeah, see you said Kisho.
I feel her pain she's trying to hide her sorrow behind that beautiful smile said Sanji.
She hates being apart from me said Sanji.
How dare they take my sweet Robin away! Even if it's the rules, do they know nothing of love? Said Sanji.
Robin! Kisho! Said Chopper, Ussop, and Luffy.
Robin dons a mask.
Kisho hesitates for a moment but then sighs and then ties on the mask.
So how does it look? Ask Robin.
This is ridiculous said Kisho.
The men fawn over Robin.
The women do the same for Kisho.
Aw! She's so popular said Porche.
But I must admit that mask Kisho makes looks so manly said, Porche.
Robin seems to be getting along with them pretty well said Ussop.
But Kisho looks like he's about to lash out at those girls said Ussop.
It figures I never trusted that woman, to begin said Zoro.
What are you talking about? Robin and Kisho trust us to get them back. That's all said Nami.
As always. Nami's right on the money said Sanji.
I'm going to give it everything I've got in the next round and help win Robin back for us! Kisho too said Sanji.
Let's get this next round going. Let me at em said Luffy.
Luffy you can't compete in the next round. You're in the third round, remember? Said Nami.
Geez, just remember the rules already said Ussop.
Alright, I guess I'm on cheering duty then said Luffy.
With Robin and Kisho gone, that means, there's only five of us in the next event said Chopper.
Scene change
Round two will be held on the long reef. This game will be Dash, Touch, and Domination, or DTD for short! Although this is a seven-on-seven group competition the absence of Nico Robin and Kisho forces the Straw Hats to compete with only five players said Itomimizu.
The rules are simple. Basically, it's played the same way as the game red light, green light. Whoever moves the tidiest bit after the light stops calling is out! Whichever team touches the stoplight first at the top of the reef first will be declared the winner said Itomimizu.
But this is no kid's game. Remember when pirates play red light green light they play hard and they play to win. The use of weapons is approved and encouraged. Which makes DTD a Truly perilous game said Itomimizu
Playing for the Straw Hats team is the same boring lineup as always said Itomimizu.
Shut it, Jerk said the Straw Hats.
Leading off Team Foxy is our beloved idol, Porche, and the beastly oddity, Hamburg said Itomimizu.
Soon I will have my little Choppy back in my hands said Porche.
The rest of the team consists of Ever-swift, Chiqicheetah, the Fishmen Capote, and Jube, and back for vengeance for their loss in the groggy ring, we have Tackle Machine Pickles and Big Pan the Wotan said Itomimizu.
We're going to make those Straw Hat losers pay for humiliating us said Pickles.
These seven competitors will make Team Foxy a force to be reckoned with said Itomimizu.
Hey, why is the old stilts guy up there riding around with him? Asks Luffy.
And last but not least, the role of our stoplight will be played by none other than the nomad himself, Tonjit! This great fool, I mean man of bravery stood on stilt for ten years to touch the heavens! This makes him the logical choice to stand at the top of the reef and be it said Itomimizu.
Hey, wait a minute. If the old man is the stoplight that gives us a big advantage in the DTD said Ussop.
Uh, let's not get us ahead of ourselves here said Sanji.
But Ussop's right you guys! This could be just a lucky break that we need said Chopper.
You sure about all this, Captain? Asks a Foxy Pirate.
Come on, this is nothing. If our crew is strong enough to Battle that treacherous wide open sea, Then this is child's play. Don't sweat the small stuff said Foxy.
Child's play, huh? Then why did you give us this unfair, jacked-up course? Giving you the advantage from the start? Said Nami.
I'm guessing that Doo Doo Beam is his only real talent said Sanji.
Stupid Fox said Chopper.
Split head said Ussop.
You certainly wear your heart on your sleeve, Captain Foxy said Robin.
Ain't that the truth said Kisho.
To kick off this event, as the DTD rules state, both teams must start by calling out the first step said Itomimizu.
So, it begins! And Team Foxy is already off to an early lead! Said Itomimizu.
Hey, split head! If you screw around with this race, I'm going to have something to say about it, Lucy said.
Split head? Ha! Like I even need to interfere! We could win this race in our sleep Straw Hat said Foxy.
Spotlight, Are you ready to begin? Said Itomimizu.
Uh-huh said Tonjit.
Then take your position said Itomimizu.
To recap, Team Foxy claimed victory in the last round! Let's see what happens in round two, DTD! Ready, go said Itomimizu.
Chiqicheetah sprints ahead to take an early lead with Full Dash Hamburg following behind in second place. Meanwhile on the Straw Hats side Zoro and Sanji are out front running neck to neck said Itomimizu.
Whoa, what the heck? How could you call out that word for so long freaky old stilts guy? Said Luffy.
He makes an ideal stoplight said Robin.
An early upset to Team Foxy for Pickles and Big Pan! They've been knocked off the course and out of the game said Itomimizu.
Nice now the teams are even in players said Kisho.
Alright, Zoro and Sanji way to go! Nice one said Luffy.
Whatever. It's no big deal. We only need one person on team Foxy to touch him for the win and it doesn't matter which one does it said Foxy.
Chiqicheetah, Hamburg, and Porche are out in front and have quite a significant lead over the Straw Hats said Itomimizu.
Despite losing two players, Team Foxy has a huge lead and is closest to reaching the Spotlight! At this rate, the Straw Hats don't stand a chance of winning this round said Itomimizu.
Go! Go! Said Luffy.
That's it. Yes, just like that! Keep it up and we'll win said Foxy.
This is bad if we lose Foxy will probably take Chopper next thought Kisho.
Zoro and Sanji continue to fight.
If those two don't get it together we're gonna lose and Foxy's gonna take another of the crew thought Kisho.
But then again even if we do win they can only pick one of us thought Kisho.
Kisho said to Robin.
Hmm? said Kisho.
Are you alright? You were very deep in thought said Robin.
Yeah, I'm fine said Kisho.
Kisho walks over to Luffy.
Hey Kisho! Cool mask said Luffy.
Luffy listen said Kisho.
Hmm? said Luffy.
If we win, I want you to pick Robin to take to the crew said Kisho.
Ok said Luffy.
Looks like Sanji is taking a huge gamble said Itomimizu.
It seems Sanji's big gamble paid off! Now he is right behind the leading group and closing in fast said Itomimizu.
Man, the old stilt's guy green is even longer than last time said Lucy.
Tonjit has fallen asleep.
He's asleep? Said everyone.
Kisho could you... said Robin.
I got it said Kisho.
Kisho uses the water from below to soak Tonjit waking him up.
The crowd shouts to wake him up.
Green light, Red light! Stop said Tonjit.
All the players screeched to a halt everyone but Capote and Jube.
You're out said Tonjit.
Taken by surprise that the stoplight was napping, Capote and Jube were caught off guard, unable to stop, and are out said Itomimizu.
What kind of a weirdo falls asleep standing up leaning against a rock like that? Said Foxy.
You'd be surprised said Kisho.
That old stilts guy sure is something said Luffy.
Now the four front runners are all within 100 meters at the stoplight. It's going to be a mad dash to the finish said Itomimizu.
One of these four will most likely be our winner. Which one will it be? Said Itomimizu.
It's cold. I want to get this all to rest so I can go eat something warm said Tonjit.
Hamburger and Sanji are now going head-to-head! Meanwhile, Chiqicheetah is racing towards the stoplight said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Sanji.
Victory is ours said Porche.
Damn it said Sanji.
Chiqicheetah is a just few leaps away from touching the stoplight said Itomimizu.
Tonjit Sneezes all over Chiqicheetah.
Your out said Tonjit.
What? He was sneezing. Tonjit hadn't even started calling red light, green light yet. He was just starting to sneeze. All of that running speed was all for nothing! Chiqicheetah has a full head start is now out said Itomimizu.
That crazy old stilts guy, even his snot is long said Luffy.
Both teams are closing in on the stoplight and only a short distance to go, the next play should determine the outcome of the game! But which player will it be? The duo of Porche and Hamburg or Sanji? We'll find out soon! The moment of truth is about to begin said Itomimizu.
Green said Tonjit.
The stoplight is definitely calling out his line this time, this is it said Itomimizu.
Pardon me said Sanji.
Hamburg, come on, What are you doing? Said Porche.
Robin's personal savior has arrived to save the day said Sanji.
Sanji said Luffy.
No way said someone in the crowd.
What happened to Porche? Said another.
And now that I've brought Robin back to our crew, She'll definitely fall in love with me said Sanji.
Hey, Sanji touch him. You gotta touch him to win the game said Luffy.
All right, time to win this. Thanks for everything, old timer said Sanji.
Sanji is about to touch Tonjit when he hears Porche scream he turns around and runs the other way.
Sanji has turned around and started running back down the trail before touching the stoplight, what is he doing? Said Itomimizu.
Even if she's the enemy, I can't abandon a lady in distress said Sanji.
Incredible! That nefarious cook, Sanji, has saved our beloved Porche said Itomimizu.
Red light said Tonjit.
How can he be standing up like that? There's no way he touching the bottom said Foxy.
Oh, I'd get it! He's treading water and he's doing it while carrying Porche and keeping his upper body completely motionless, said Itomimizu.
He's just like a swan on a lake, kicking furiously beneath the surface while Looking elegant and graceful long as the stoplight can't see him moving, he's undeniably safe. Shinji is incredibly determined to win. He still has to touch the stoplight and claim victory said Itomimizu.
Impressive, Mr. Cook said Robin.
Sanji, you're awesome said Luffy.
Oh my, I could really fall for you, Mr. Cook said Porche.
We're screwed said Kisho.
You two moved, You're out said Tonjit.
Green said Tonjit.
And with the stoplights call the game is once again underway. The only competitors left did this round at this point are Team Foxy's Hamburg as well as. Amazingly enough the forgotten straw hat trio of slowpokes are now poised to be the first ones to touch the stoplight. What an amazing turn of events! Who would have even thought it possible said Itomimizu.
Red said Tonjit.
We did it said Nami.
This is it. The Straw Hats are about to win said Itomimizu.
Yeah, we win said Luffy.
The trio are about to touch Tonjit but Hamburg touches him first.
Hamburg is the first player to touched the stoplight! Congratulations to Team Foxy, the winner of round two, Dash, Touch, Domination said Itomimizu.
That's two games in a row. We're going to sweep these three matches said Foxy.
Him. What happened? Is it over? Asks Zoro.
You are the one who ended it you idiot said Nami.
And you totally ruined everything for us said Chopper.
This is all your fault, Zoro said Ussop.
That's all right. What does it matter? Said Luffy.
I'm up next said Luffy.
The captain's going to win his crew back. No problem said Luffy.
Haven't you forgotten one important little fact Straw Hat? Said Foxy.
That was your second loss. So, in addition to Nico Robin and Kisho, You're about to lose one more of your crew. On top of that, we didn't make another deal. So you can only win back one crew member per event. Therefore, in the slimiest, most inconceivable chance, you win the next round said Foxy.
Come on, get to the point, split head said Luffy and Kisho.
What he's trying to say, captain, is said, Robin.
There's only one more round remaining So even if you win. You can only take one person back said Kisho.
So no matter what does or does not happen in the next round. The fact remains, you've already lost two members of your crew forever said Foxy.
The battle has ended, and you know what that means. Time to choose your bounty said Itomimizu.
Tough you should have seen this one coming said Foxy.
I missed you, Choppy. Don't you ever leave me again said Porche.
Robin! Kisho! Said Chopper.
You're not alone Chopper, we're here with you said Kisho.
We'll work something out, Doctor. Don't cry said Robin.
Hey, we're kind of running out of options here said Ussop.
How are you gonna get us out of this? Asks Nami.
I got this under control. We'll have a third Davy back fight and do three more rounds said Luffy.
Now you want to go to three. I don't think so said Foxy.
Let me ask you a question, boy. Do you know why the Foxy Pirates are the strongest of the strong? The best of the best? Said Foxy.
Huh? You really think you're the best, huh? Said Zoro.
Then why did you lose to us twice? Said Ussop.
Ah, you're splitting hairs. Come on! Listen, you're asking for a third fight in a row! But we had five 3-coin games with the Fang Frog Pirates before we ran into to you saps! Now I don't like to back down from a challenge, but my crew is spent said Foxy.
They're tired, they're injured and they've been giving their best all day long. Take us for a third match, all you'll want. But I'd be a fool to put my crew out like that. Being the best takes more than just strength. You'll have to know when it's time to keep fighting and when it's time to quit and call it a day said Foxy.
As much as it pains me to say it, he's right said Kisho.
Sometimes you have to put your own safety and the safety of your crew first and understand you're not going to win all the time. It's best to quit while you're ahead. As captain, the safety and well-being of your crew are worth far more than your pride said Kisho.
Well said, Kisho said, Robin.
Chopper nods.
What a lovely speech said, Porche.
You gotta be kidding me. First, you brag about how strong you are, and then we're supposed to feel sorry for you? Said Zoro.
I'll agree with what Kisho said but only since his words were sincere and meant something said Zoro.
Poor Foxy, he's so strong, He has to cheat to win. It's not his fault he challenged us said Sanji.
Come on, Kisho meant you shouldn't push your crew, but you want us to feel sorry for you? Said Sanji.
Even if we end up winning the final round, what should we do? It's not like we can get Chopper, Kisho, and Robin back, how can we choose? And what if we have to leave them with those losers? said Ussop.
I'm not leaving anybody. I'll make it happen somehow said Luffy.
Somehow is not good enough. We need a plan said Sanji.
I'm getting sick of dealing with these guys. How about I just chop them up instead? Said Zoro.
I don't like them either, but let's try and keep the bloodshed to a minimum, ok said Ussop.
Nami gets an idea.
Hey boss, I have a little proposition for you said Nami.
Instead of one person, let's bet 5 this time said Nami.
You know like how you and Luffy did back in the first round with the two-person bet said Nami.
Are you crazy? We already lost three said Ussop.
Shut it Ussop let her handle this said Kisho.
The point of the game is to take the crew members you want from the other team, right? Said Nami.
Well, we want Robin, Kisho, and Chopper and if we can't have them Then there's no point in us having a crew at all! In fact, you don't need to risk your five crewmates. We'll put everything on the line just for three said Nami.
In other words, if you beat us, you get the rest of our crew, all 5 members in one shot. What do you say? Said Nami.
Sounds like a pretty good idea if you ask me said Nami.
Yes, you have a deal said Foxy.
But what fun is it in betting only three crewmates? Make it 500! That's right, 500 of my men, in addition to the three you asked for said Foxy.
Are you sure about that? Asks Nami.
Our boss is throwing down the gauntlet with his dreaded 500-man bet! Well, straw hat, what do you say? Said Itomimizu.
What would we do with 500 people? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard said Luffy.
Shut up! Don't ruin this for us when he already agreed to the important part said Ussop.
That we couldn't fit 500 people on the Merry if we tried said Luffy.
Doesn't matter if it's five people or 500, as long as we're able to get Robin, Kisho, and Chopper back said Sanji.
Oh, right said Luffy.
So, do you accept? Asks Foxy.
Yeah, you bet I do said Luffy.
By the way, since Your team doesn't actually have 500 members to bet, you'll have to pay us with your descendants if you lose the match said Itomimizu.
In other words, not only you, but your children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and whoever else it takes to make up 500 people,will swear their loyalty to Foxy and join our crew said Itomimizu.
I don't know about this, you guys. It's kind of a weird deal, don't you think? Said Ussop.
It's too late to be getting cold feet now. Besides, it won't matter if we win said Nami.
Give it 100%, Luffy said Nami.
Yeah, leave it to me said Luffy.
I hate to burst your bubble there, rubber boy. But just a fair warning, nobody has ever beaten me in the combat round. You may be captain now, but soon you'll be swabbing my deck said Foxy.
Oh yeah? You think you can beat me in a fight? Said Luffy.
Maybe so, maybe not. But this isn't a fight, my boy, it's a game said Foxy,
We finally arrived at the combat round, but before we start, we must decide on a battlefield. That two competitors spin this unbiased cannon and wherever it stops is the place they'll do battle said Itomimizu.
The match hasn't even started yet and you guys are already cheating said Ussop.
There you have it! The battlefield has been set! And would you look at that by sheer coincidence, it's on the deck of the Sexy Foxy said Itomimizu.
Oh, now you're just rubbing it in said Ussop.
Moving along! Let's explain the rules of combat. Everything that is 50 meters from where the cannonball landed is considered part of the battlefield! In other words, it's a 100-meter wide circle measuring from the center of the and everything else about inside the designated battlefield is allowed. However, outside crew members are strictly forbidden from entering the ship. Knock your opponent out of bounds and you win the match. It's as simple as that. Also, as long as you're in the circle, fighting in the air or water is fine said Itomimizu.
While we're busy preparing for the main event. Porche's lovely Flower Cheerleaders are performing on stage. If that's not your thing, you can also check out a warm up match benign held on the front of the ship, and as always, our assortment of stalls is holding limited edition Davy Back Fight merchandise, be sure to check that out as well said Itomimizu.
Scene change
Hey, you 3! Come here for a second, I got something for ya said a vendor.
Some snacks for the show said the vendor.
How much? Asks Robin.
Huh? Free of charge said the vendor.
Thanks said Kisho.
Oh yeah, even if Luffy loses the last round, At least we'll all be part of the same crew again said Chopper.
Sure beats everyone being split up, don't you think? Said Chopper.
Yes, that may be so. Even if we are together, the captain won't be our captain anymore said Robin.
He won't be captain at all since we'll all be serving under Foxy said Kisho.
But that won't happen cause Luffy's gonna win, right? He has to cause we got our own adventure that we gotta finish together no matter what said Chopper.
I'm sure that is exactly what the captain is feeling said, Robin.
So, Kisho tell me what your dream is? said, Robin.
Yeah, Kisho I've heard everyone else's dream, but I've never heard yours said Chopper.
Truth be told, I don't want anything specific. I just want to live a life free at sea said Kisho.
Why is that? asks Robin.
My dad always told me that being a pirate means living a life of adventure and being freer than anyone else said Kisho.
I suppose that's true. Pirates are some of the freest on the sea said Robin.
That cannon means the preparations are complete. So if the entertainment could please leave the stage. Thank you said Itomimizu.
And now it's time for the main event. The fighters are in place and the bell is about to sound. Grab a seat in the spectator stands before it's too late said Itomimizu.
Now that's odd. It's cloudy all of a sudden said Robin.
First, in the left corner, we have the reigning Davy Back Fight Champion. A man among men who never turns down a challenge and boats a Legendary comeback record of 920 wins and 0 losses. Our one and only boss, the Silver Fox Foxy said Itomimizu.
And in the right-hand corner. Our Challenger from the East Blue with a crew of only 8 and a massive 100 million Beri bounty. The rubber wonder they call Straw Hat, Monkey D. Luffy said Itomimizu.
Wow! Luffy sports a larger-than-life Afro with a personality to match said Itomimizu.
Wow, Luffy's cooler than ever said Chopper.
I agree said Robin.
That's just wrong said Kisho.
Both fighters have entered the battlefield and look like they're ready to rumble. Now that Luffy has started his straw hat for a mighty Afro, does he have a power to protect the pride of his crew and his unborn children alike or will Foxy's unbeatable fists strip him of all his hopes and dreams? Only time will tell as this faithful fight round of the Davy Back Fight explodes to action.
Hey, not too shabby! Sometimes you got to unleash the beast to win said Foxy.
Not that you have a chance against me said Foxy.
This is it! If Luffy loses this our crew is done thought Kisho.
Alright, cornerman, time to take your sideshow to the sidelines said Itomimizu.
But I was really getting my groove on. You can't make me leave already said Ussop.
Manager out said Itomimizu.
And since I'm not needed here either, I'll be on my merry way. Let's get this thing started said Itomimizu.
Huh. What the? The stands are moving said Nami.
Whoa, cool. I gotta get chairs like that on my ship said Luffy.
Now then, Luffy, what do you say you and I have a little fun? This whole ship is our playground, after all. Feel free to go as wild as you like. Don't worry, we've got plenty of skilled shipwrights to clean up after our mess said Foxy.
Now our opponents face off on the fabulous figurehead of the Sexy Foxy. What kind of fearsome fists will be thrown down today? Said Itomimizu.
Excitement fills the stands in the final seconds before the match. It's plunder or be plundered with Foxy's Infamous 500-man wager making the stakes high said Itomimizu.
Come on Luffy you've beaten tougher opponents than this clown thought Kisho.
It's the silver slow slow slugger vs the gum-gum Gatling gun. This is round one. But with no time limit as long as they stay in bounds... anything goes said Itomimizu.
The fighters are ready, and there goes the bell said Itomimizu.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
My arm is fast, but my fist is all slow said Luffy.
You don't expect me to be afraid of our rubber hose, do you? Said Foxy.
Give me a second. Come back said Luffy.
Slow Slow Beam! I fooled you said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Oh no said Luffy.
I know there's no time limit, but come on! Why don't you spare us both and give up? Said Foxy.
No way said Luffy.
Nine Tail Punches said Foxy.
Oh, ho! Our boss unleashes his signature attack right off the bat said Itomimizu.
Consider that a preview of what's to come! Though to your credit, It seems like you could take a punch pretty well said Foxy.
Fortunately, I've got plenty of other tricks up my sleeve said Foxy.
Come back here said Luffy.
Well, you're 30 seconds are about up said Foxy.
All at once said Chopper.
The Beam wore off. He's falling overboard said Robin.
Luffy said Kisho.
Luffy saves himself and stretches onto the figurehead.
That Slow Slow Beam of his is going to give me more trouble than I thought said Luffy,
I am cool, huh? But still, I got to be more careful where I stretch my arms out and fight like a man said Luffy.
Luffy kicks off one of the ears of the figurehead.
I understand your frustration, but don't take it out of the ears said Itomimizu.
Luffy jumps and lands on the deck and is met by slow-moving arrows.
Did he use his beam? Said Luffy.
Welcome to the Sexy Foxy, rubber boy said Foxy.
That was a dirty trick said Luffy.
Ah! He got me said Luffy,
Just calm down for a second, will you? Can't you see I'm trying to show you some hospitality here? Said Foxy.
Those cannonballs are moving in slow-mo too said Luffy.
Well, if you can ride one then so can I said Luffy.
Be careful, kid. I wouldn't touch that one if I were you said Foxy.
Aw! Or that one either! Can't say I didn't warn you said Foxy,
Then an explosion goes off.
What the heck are they doing down there? asks Kisho.
Hey Robin! Kisho! Can you tell what's going on from up? Yells Nami.
No, all I can see is smoke said Robin.
Yeah, me too said Kisho.
More explosions go off.
Oh no. That looks bad said Chopper.
A series of powerful explosions rock our ship said Itomimizu.
Which just so happens to be the battlefield said Itomimizu.
The likely cause is some Foxy Merchandise that just so happens to be explosive said Itomimizu.
Using his surroundings to his advantage, our boss slams Straw Hat head-on with a strategically placed cannon attack. All I can see is smoke. Was straw hat blown to smithereens? Said Itomimizu.
Indeed, Foxy's onslaught was. What? Said Itomimizu.
It's a miracle! Straw Hat Luffy is alive said Itomimizu.
He somehow avoided the explosive attack at point-blank range! What amazing speed! The 100 million beri rubber boy is truly a thing of wonder said Itomimizu.
Oh, it looks like our boss's next attack is already underway! What could he be plotting this time? Said Itomimizu.
The sneaky Foxy lets out an unsettling laugh from behind the thick screen of smoke. Meanwhile, Straw Hat stares cluelessly into the abyss. The suspense is killing me. Where is our boss hiding? Said Itomimizu.
Is that him? Said Itomimizu.
Straw Hat throws caution into the wind and dashes inside the ship. Unfortunately, that means I can't give a play-by-play anymore. But I think it's safe to assume that whatever's going on in there is completely amazing said Itomimizu.
Now what? asks Chopper.
Now we wait until they come back out and hopefully, the smoke will be gone by then said Robin.
This is gonna be a long wait said Kisho.
Time skip
Time marches on, But neither combatant has emerged as the winner in the final round of this Davy Back Fight It's truly unusual for someone to last so long against Foxy in his own territory. Even if they can't see him, The crowd cheers for our boss with their hearts said Itomimizu.
Another explosion goes off.
What's this? It looks like something is happening on the deck! Who has the upper hand? Or perhaps the battle ended with a bang and only one fighter remains. No, wait, I see two people. But only one of them is standing. And yes, it's our boss. Meanwhile looks like Straw Hat has been burned to a crisp. He must have taken some serious hot punches said Itomimizu,
Ah! Luffy said Chopper
Wait, look said Robin.
Come on, Luffy said Kisho.
He's up! Against all odds, Straw Hat is up said Itomimizu.
It seemed like he was down for the count, but the fight goes on said Itomimizu.
Come on, Luffy, you can do it! How can you become Pirate King if you let that pathetic cheating loser beat you? Said Kisho.
I know you can do it said Kisho.
I'm getting sick of that laugh said Kisho.
He's down for sure this time said Itomimizu.
No, not yet said Itomimizu.
Come on Luffy you beat Eneru you can't let that disgraceful cheating scumbag of a pirate win said Kisho.
He's up. He's really up said Itomimizu.
Oh, this looks like the end said Itomimizu.
He's getting up again? Said Itomimizu.
He's on his feet! Straw Hat Luffy refuses to give in! Straw Hat is back on his feet again! What a guy! He may fall said Itomimizu.
But he gets right back up every time said Itomimizu.
He's battered and bruised said Itomimizu.
He's tired and out of breath, and yet, he still stands tall with a glimmer in his eye! All for the sake of his friends, now this is a Davy Back Fight! I don't know what to say! I'm so teary-eyed, I can't see straight said Itomimizu.
The crowd starts chanting his name.
The crowd has spoken! Straw Hat has touched our hearts! No one has ever lasted this long against our boss! No one had ever shown so much courage said Itomimizu.
You idiots! Geez, don't you realize you're cheering for the enemy! Said Foxy.
They go back to cheering for Foxy.
Just you wait! I'll end this soon said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam Sword said Foxy.
You'll have to do better than that said Foxy.
It's too cruel, I can't stand to watch said Chopper.
Have faith in him Chopper said Kisho.
He'll win, I know he will said Kisho.
Here let me put you to rest said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Boss goes on the offensive! He's slowed down the cannonball, but to what what? Said Itomimizu.
Flying Foxy Fighter! Said Foxy.
Watch out for my flying fists said Foxy.
They're going to knock you out at the speed of a cannonball said Foxy.
He's using the Flying Foxy Fighter to finish his blow! It may be slow but once the beam wears off, there no escape said Itomimizu.
I can move said Luffy.
Oh! Straw Hat recovers but it's too late said Itomimizu.
Nice try, but i'm too fast said Foxy.
Here you go a parting gift said Foxy.
A direct hit! Ow! I don't think Straw Hat will getting up from that one said Itomimizu.
Oh no, Luffy said Chopper.
Get up Luffy! What would my dad say if he saw you now? said Kisho.
Kisho starts to cough.
You're straining your voice too much said Chopper.
I don't care! I refuse to let Foxy win! Pirates like him go against everything my dad taught me a true pirate is said Koshi.
He's back up said Itomimizu.
You're going down! Screams Luffy.
Is that so? Then do you plan to beat me if you can't even stand up straight? Asks Foxy.
But never mind, if that's how you want it then I'll just have to pound your face in until you stay for good said Foxy.
Megaton Nine Tails said Foxy.
Now Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Such intensity! Both fighters are unleashing a fury of fists at lightning speed said Itomimizu.
You can do it said Chopper.
Finish him said Kisho.
So fast, so strong, so brutal! Said Itomimizu,
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy,
Nice! Good thinking Luffy said Kisho.
I think Straw Hat is beat. No wait! He's on his knees but he's still moving! Unlike your boss who's standing but strangely frozen in place said Itomimizu.
Luffy drops a mirror shard.
It's a mirror! A piece of mirror has fallen from Straw Hat's hand said Itomimizu.
It was stuck in my afro... I got it when I broke the mirror said Luffy.
Nine seconds said Kisho.
Eight seconds said Zoro.
Could this be the end? Said Itomimizu.
Seven seconds said Sanji.
Six said, Robin
Five said Ussop.
Hey, you guys don't just sit there! Count along with me said Ussop.
Four said Ussop.
Three said the crowd.
Two! One! Said the crowd.
Up goes our boss high into the sky! Said Itomimizu.
Chopper, Kisho, and Robin walk down the stands.
And now he's finally come down outside of the battlefield! Ladies and gentlemen, the final round of the Davy Back Fight has come to an end after an epic battle between captains! Our boss's legendary record of 921 wins and 0 losses has been broken! Let's hear it for Straw Hat Luffy! Said Itomimizu.
We've seen it all today, folks said Itomimizu.
The Foxy Pirates go to help their boss.
The Davy Back giant has been toppled and the boy with the tiny crew and the massive afro has seized the day in grand fashion said Itomimizu.
Time skip
You little show off. Who do you think you are? Said Ussop.
Take this and this said Ussop.
Hey, stop that! He's really hurt! You'll poke him to death! Said Chopper.
Yeah, Afro power my butt said Nami.
That was a close call if I've ever seen one said Nami.
Whoa, hey, let's not disrespect the afro here said Sanji.
Look, he's waking up said Chopper.
Where am I? What happened? Is it over? Did I win? That wasn't a dream, was it? Was it? Said Luffy.
You don't need to freak out. You beat him said Zoro.
What a relief said Luffy.
Everyone else said you'd lose, but not me said Ussop.
You're a bad liar said Sanji and Kisho.
Guess it would have been a real pain if you lost. Imagine being stuck on a boat with Foxy said Zoro.
Screw that said Kisho.
Hey, rubber boy I was pretty attached to that win streak of mine. I'm not pleased about you ruining it said Foxy.
Boss no said the crowd.
I'm kidding brother, Let's shake said Foxy.
Taste my shoulder throw said Foxy.
This guy's a real piece of work said Zoro.
Pathetic is more like it said Kisho.
You forget the rules already? Come on, you got 500 new crewmates choose said Foxy.
He's right. We haven't made the final exchange yet said Itomimizu.
Chopper! Robin! Kisho! said Luffy.
I'm so happy! Thank you! Thank you! Said Chopper.
Here's your mask, you can have it back said Robin.
Straw Hat starts out with three obvious choices. The question is, who's next? Said Itomimizu.
I guess I'll take your flag said Luffy.
You monster! You'd strip my crew of their livelihood without a second thought! Said Foxy.
I don't need your sail! You gotta use that to go places after all said Luffy.
You hear that? We're saved said a Foxy Pirate.
That's nice and all, but it's not that easy. We have a flag on our sail too said Another.
We don't need your pity. You won fair and square. So take it said the Foxy Pirate.
I got a plan said Luffy.
I don't actually have to take the sail off the boat as long as I can take the mark off the sail, and I can do that with paint said Luffy.
Once you have a new flag, you should be fine, right? Said Luffy.
Thank you, Straw Hat, your kindness, said Foxy.
There said Luffy.
It sucks, said Foxy and his crew.
Aw, you don't have to bow to me said Luffy.
We're not said Foxy and his crew,
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a second! You still have 496 crew members to pick said Itomimizu.
We don't need any more said Luffy.
The rules are the rules! I don't really care if you need them or not! You're going to pick those crewmates right now said Foxy.
Aw, do I have to? Said Luffy.
Of course, you do! Stop complaining said Foxy.
Hey Luffy, a crew has to follow the captain's orders no matter what, remember? Said Zoro.
Yes, good point said Robin.
That makes it easy said Ussop.
Sure does said Kisho.
Easy? What is? Asks Nami.
I got it, no problem said Luffy.
Now let's see! You said Luffy.
Me? Really? Said the man.
Yep, everyone from you to you said Luffy.
Me? Said Itomimizu.
How many people is that? Asks Luffy.
We have 500 total said Itomimizu.
So excluding our boss, Hamburg, and Porche That should leave us with! Oh, that's 496, exactly said Itomimizu.
Well, there you go, it's settled, Captain Luffy said Itomimizu.
Nice! Thanks! Said Luffy.
Well, folks, this is Itomimizu signing off for today and signing on as the Straw Hats brand new MC said Itomimizu.
Three cheers for the new straw hat pirates said someone in the crowd.
I hate to say this, but no matter how you look at it, the Merry, can't hold this many people said one man.
It's no big deal, We'll just follow along in the Sexy Foxy Till we work something out said another.
Good point said a third man.
You'll do no such thing! The Sexy Foxy is my ship, you miserable ingrates said Foxy.
Your ship, huh? I'd like to see the three of them run that huge ship by themselves! They wouldn't last a week said a man.
Fat chance said another.
Then go, you jerks! Who needs you said, Porche.
Hey rubber boy I'll make you pay for this, just you wait said Foxy.
That's supposed to be a joke, right? Said Zoro.
Ok, listen, men! It's time for your first job as members of the Straw Hat Pirates crew, are you ready? Said Luffy.
You can count us! Yeah, rubber boss said the crowd.
You're all dismissed said Luffy.
You mean you're kicking us off? Said a man.
Yep, you got it said Luffy.
Captain's orders are absolute said Kisho.
So, I don't wanna hear anyone complain said Zoro.
I don't care if you join your old crews again or you go back to split head, but whatever you do, you can't stay with me. So long, said Luffy.
Well, that worked out nicely, said Nami.
Scene change
You're made it back said Tonjit.
We brought you a souvenir said Luffy.
Your hurt. Are you all right? Asks Tonjit.
Oh, this. This is nothing said Luffy.
Thank you for your help said Tonjit.
Is that why you accepted the fight? Asks Nami.
Because you wanted to help him? And here I thought you were being stupid again said Nami.
Man, you're rude said Luffy.
The ground started to shake.
What's happening? Asks Tonjit.
Guys I don't like this said Chopper.
It's huge. What is that? Said Luffy.
I might ask you the same question said a voice.
You mean this thing can talk? Said Ussop.
I'm not a thing. I'm a mooole said the voice.
Mooole you say? Said Ussop.
I don't get it said Ussop.
I'm the champion, you dig? said a boy.
Great. Another weirdo said Nami.
Champion of what? Asks Sanji.
You really need to ask? Obviously, I'm the world champion of hole-digging. As crazy as it tells, I'm challenging my own record as we speak said the boy.
But no excuse for wrecking the old man's house said Kisho.
Where is he supposed to live? Asks Luffy.
.Hm? What old stilts guy? Said the boy.
It can't be... It's really you said the boy.
Of course, said Tonjit.
Grandpa said the boy.
Littonto said Tonjoy.
I've missed you so very much! I was so lonely without you said Littonto.
You've turned into a fine young man. I'm so sorry I didn't get to watch you grow up said Tonjit.
I didn't mean to worry you. I hope you can forgive me said Tonjit.
I didn't see that one coming said Ussop.
I don't think anyone did said Kisho.
Time skip
When I thought about how hard my grandpa was working on his world record, It inspired me to work on a record of my own said Littonto.
And suddenly, before I knew it, all my loneliness turned into a passion for hole digging said Littonto.
And now you're the champion? Said Sanji.
Yep, I'm going to dig through the whole world said Littonto.
You aim big huh? Just like the old stilts guy said Luffy.
Yeah said Tonjit.
that's not a compliment said Ussop.
Say, couldn't you follow one of your holes to reach the other villagers said Robin.
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Looks like it all worked out said Luffy.
Yes, I don't know how to thank you for all you've done said Tonjit.
Don't worry about it said Luffy.
Thanks a lot, ma'am. If you hadn't said something, I'd probably be waiting for years to see the other villagers said Littonto.
Farewell, my friends! I won't forget you! Again, thank you so much said Tonjit.
Take care on your way home, old man said Ussop.
You too! Wherever you may go, I pray for your safe journey said Tonjit.
That's to head off said Luffy.
Nami, is the log ready yet? Asks Luffy.
Sure is, we're all good to go said Nami.
Alright, it's about time said Zoro.
Yeah said Sanji.
So what now? Asks Ussop.
Are we going to snag ourselves a shipwright? Asks Kisho.
Yeah, just hold on, Merry, we'll find a shipwright to fix you up in no time Said Luffy.
Yeah said the Straw Hats.