Love Stings, Drunk Kung Fu
The next day arrived as Leo was heading down to town for lunch. He was supposed to workout in the training hall, but Po convinced him he has official Dragon Warrior Business with Monkey in the Training Hall and Leo would have the Training Hall after lunch. On his way to lunch, Leo was passing by the noodle restaurant and notice no one was in. He walks up to the window and notices Po was wearing clown makeup.
"What's with the clown costume, Po?" Leo asked.
"It's his Autmn Festival Clown Costume, Leo." Mr. Ping answered. "For the Moon Festival."
"Dad, Dragon Warrior; me." Po said. "I can't be the Autumn Festival Clown anymore. And I don't have time to help you make moon cakes, okay?"
Mr. Ping look disappointed at first, but he bursts out laughing.
"Why are you laughing?!" Po yelled.
"It's that costume!" Mr. Ping laughed. "So funny!"
The Dragon Warrior wipes the makeup off his face.
"Not so funny now." Mr. Ping stops laughing. He picks up a knife and started cutting vegetables. "Fine, Po. Don't worry about your poor old dad working his wings to the bone. Go, go, go have your fun."
"Not fun, Dad." Po said, setting his costume on the counter. "Dragon Warrior business, serious stuff." The Dragon Warrior walks away.
"I see there's no customers here today, Mr. Ping." Leo said.
"That's because I'll be making seven hundred moon cakes." Mr. Ping smiled. "And enough scratch to get that deluxe spatula I've had my eye on."
"Interesting." Leo said.
"I do wonder what kind of serious stuff Po is doing." Mr. Ping wondered.
"He said that he and Monkey needed the Training Hall." Leo said. "Let's find out."
Leo entered the Training Hall and saw the Jade Tortoise of Wisdom spinning. He saw Po and Monkey jumps onto the platform as the two warriors were dizzy.
"Monkey, get ready to feel the..." Po was saying as the two of them fell backwards. "Dizzy." He stands back up, trying to keep his balance.
Monkey walks away as Po walks into a pole. He walks over to Monkey as they began to spar but fell on him. Feeling he was about throw up, Po crawls over to the edge and vomits.
"Really?" Leo thought as he watches them spin the Jade Tortoise again.
Dizzy again, Po and Monkey began to spar as Po dodges a kick from Monkey.
"Wow." Monkey said. "You're really good at dizzy kung fu."
Po used his belly to bounce Monkey into a weapons rack. He approaches Monkey. "You can't fight the dizzy, you gotta use the dizzy. See if I aim over there..." Po swings his arm away from Monkey. "... then I hit over there." He spins back around and hits Monkey before walking away. "Cool huh?"
Mr. Ping approaches besides Leo. Before Po walks toward the tortoise again, he notice his farther and Leo. "Dad? Leo?"
Mr. Ping folded his wings over his chest. "Hmph. Official Dragon Warrior Business, huh? And this is why you leave all alone?"
"Dad, wait!" Po called to his father, but Mr. Ping left the training hall. "I think dad's gotten lonely since I moved out. And I guess I've sort of ditching him lately. Alot."
"Ditch your dad." Monkey said angrily. "You're mean!" He slaps Po on the arm.
"No I'm not." Po looks at Monkey. "It's just that I'm Dragon Warrior now and I have my own life and I... He... I... He... Oh! Maybe I am mean-ish."
"You should make it up to him." Monkey replied. "Get him something to keep him company, like a plant or a drawing of a mountain."
"That's it!" Po smiled with an idea in his head. He picks up Monkey and runs out of the Training Hall. "Come on, Leo!"
The three of them were in the village as Po was setting up a poster of his father. "Read it."
"Business owner, Father of Dragon Warrior, seeks full time girlfriend, no old goats need apply." Monkey read.
"And let the ladies pour in." Po sat down on top of a box and the two fist pump.
"I really don't think this is a good idea, Po." Leo said.
"Why not?" Po asked him as he looks Leo.
"Because some villain may come up with a plan to have revenge against us." Leo answered.
After Po was all set with the posters, Leo and Monkey helped out with some of the villagers to lift several boxes of wine and places them on their carts and table. The two headed back to the Jade Palace and joined the others in the Student Barracks for dinner.
"So where did you three go?" Viper asked.
"We were down in the village." Monkey explains. "Po was setting up posters of his father as I was reading the scroll."
"What was the poster about?"
"He's finding a girlfriend for his father." Leo answered.
"Interesting." Mantis said.
"I'll be surprised if Mr. Ping got married." Crane said.
"Who knows." Leo said, taking a bite of his soup. "Who knows."
Four days has passed. When Leo was walking through town, he overheard Mrs. Yoon was talking to a couple of villagers. Leo leans back to listen on to the conversation.
"He told me I beseech his noodles with my buns." Mrs. Yoon explains. "And he thinks I was making Chao Wa over his noodles. He kicked me out and slams the door in my face. Before I left, I slapped him."
Leo left his spot and continued walking until he notices Po was about to enter the noodle shop until he saw Leo.
"Hey Leo." Po said.
"I take it the date with Mrs. Yoon didn't work." Leo said. "Because I overheard it from Mrs. Yoon."
"Yeah." Po sighed. "He's being rude. My dad got slapped by those women and he challenge that one woman to a fist fight. And I'm going to find out why."
"Alright." Leo said. "I'll see you later."
The Dragon Warrior walks inside the kitchen to see Mr. Ping cutting up a vegetable.
"Hi, Po." Mr. Ping said as he stops cutting the vegetable.
"Dad, what's going on?" Po asked him.
"I don' know what you're mean."
"You're being rude, obnoxious, you challenged that one lady to a fist fight!" Po exclaims.
"She was eyeballing me!" Mr. Ping argued.
"Dad..." Po scowled him as he folded his arms.
"Oh alright." Mr. Ping sighed as turns around to look at his son. "I'll let you in on my secret. I was trying to get rid of those ladies."
"Because?"
"I already have a girlfriend."
"What?" Po smiled. "That's... Great! This is... This is so..." He heard some rattling that startled him. Po looks at the knives rattle on the wall and the pot moved a bit. "Hang on, Dad." Po quietly sneaks over to the pot. Lifting the pot, he sees Scorpion. "Scorpion!" He remembers his first battle with her.
Po quickly puts the pot down to trap her and hops onto the pot for the extra weight.
"Let me out of here!"
"Dad!" Po yells at his father. "Scorpion is back to have revenge! Run! Get the Five and Leo!"
"Uh, no, no, no, Po, you don't understand!" Mr. Ping runs up to him.
"No, you don't understand!" Po grunted. "Scorpion is danger-"
With a powerful push from Scorpion, he hit the ceiling and landed on the floor as the pot hit his head.
"Scorpion is-"
As Scorpion lunge to Mr. Ping, Po felt everything was in slow motion.
"No!"
Mr. Ping caught Scorpion and she hugs him. "My girlfriend!"
"Huh?!" Po gasps in shock. "No!" He quickly got up and threw a basket that missed them. "Dad, hold still, Scorpion is on you!" He tried to grab Scorpion, but Mr. Ping runs around his son.
"No, Po!" Mr. Ping pleaded.
"If you just move... Will you please..." Po growled. "You're making this difficult, I got to save you!" He lunges and missed, rolling onto the ground with the pot on his head.
Mr. Ping sets Scorpion down and walks over to his son. "I'm telling you she's my girlfriend!" Mr. Ping explains.
"You and Scorpion, together?" Po points a finger at them. "Really? No. Really? No."
"Really." Mr. Ping said.
"This can't be happening." Po said, standing up. He gasps and picks up Mr. Ping. "She brainwashed you with her scorpion sting!" He looks for the sting, but there was none. "Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?"
"None." Mr. Ping answered as his son wasn't holding any fingers.
"Right." Po sets him down. "But she could've coach you."
"Oh Po, you must be thinking about the old me." Scorpion smiled. "I'm not evil anymore."
"Oh really? What changed you?"
"The love of a goose." Scorpion said as she hugs Mr. Ping.
"Uh, Dad, can I talk to you privately, away from your... girlfriend?" Po gags at that last word he asked. "Be right back." Po said to Scorpion, grabbing his father and walks out of the kitchen. "What're you thinking?! You can't date Scorpion! She's a convicted, villainous, evil, criminal mastermind!"
"Ah, ah, ah!" Mr. Ping exclaims. "Never convicted!"
"Whatever!" Po exclaims. "She's still banished in exiled. Not allowed to be here!"
"The sweet allure of forbidden love." Mr. Ping sighs happily.
"Dad, I don't care what she says." Po said. "Scorpion is evil."
Scorpion hops onto the counter. "Ah, honey, you seem upset. Want a cookie?" She offered.
"I... yes." Po sighed. He takes the cookie and takes a bite. "But it doesn't change the fact..." But after he swallowed the cookie. "Wow, this is really a good cookie."
"I know." Mr. Ping said. "All this and she can cook too! She's like my dream bug!" He blows an air kiss to her.
"Oh, charmer!" Scorpion chuckled, embracing him into a hug. "And you, you're staying for dinner."
"Dinner?" Po repeated. "No way!"
That night, Leo was organizing the scrolls on the shelf.
"Hey Leo." Viper slithers into his room. "Ready for tomorrow night?"
"Yeah." Leo answered, turning around to look at Viper. "I can't believe that there's so much wine bottles down at the valley. Looks like they'll be drunk tomorrow night."
"Probably." Viper chuckled.
"Have you been drunk before, Viper?"
"A couple times. The last time I was drunk, it was one of Shifu's birthday two years ago. I ended up waking in Tigress's room."
"And I guess the others gotten drunk before?"
"Yes they have, except for Tigress. Monkey, Crane and Mantis was drunk on New Year's Eve when they did their drinking game. The three of them passed out and gotten a hangover the next day."
"Who came up with that drinking game?"
"Monkey."
"Interesting."
"Have you gotten drunk before, Leo?"
"I haven't. But some of my friends was drunk before and it was embarrassing of what they did."
"What did they do?" Tigress asked from the doorway.
"How long were you standing in the doorway?" Viper turns her head and asked.
"About a minute." Tigress answered, entering the room. "So what did your friends do?"
"They took their clothes off on stage and started singing terribly." Leo answered. "It was so bad that one of them started vomiting on the stage and the other person slipped and did a headbutt to the crotch that knocked out both of them onto the floor. Then my other two friends were dancing to the music wildly and they jumped through the window and landed outside."
"Oh wow."
"That's when I knew I had to get them all out of there." Leo replied.
"So what about you, Leo?" Tigress asked. "Have you been drunk before?"
"Never." Leo replied. "And what about you?"
"I don't drink too." Tigress answered.
"We should get some sleep, you two." Viper said.
"Alright." Leo nodded. "Goodnight Tigress and Viper."
"Goodnight, Leo." the two masters said to him. Tigress kisses on the cheek and left the room.
Before Viper left the room, she slithers up to Leo. "Leo, I almost forgot. Are you and Tigress will be watching the moon together tomorrow night?"
"Looking forward to it." Leo answered.
"That's sweet." Viper smiled. "Goodnight."
The next morning, Leo and the Furious Five exits the Training Hall to see Shifu practicing his speech.
"What's Master Shifu doing?" Viper wondered.
"Ugh, he's practicing his yearly..." Monkey snores. "Autumn Festival speech for tonight."
"Oh, that reminds me." Tigress said. "I gotta practice sleeping with my eyes open."
The rest of the Five laugh, excluding Tigress and Shifu.
"Oh, good one!" Monkey laughed.
"What?"
"Skip it."
Leo and the Five glances over to Po hitting a punching bag. They approached him.
"Uh, Po, you seem upset." Viper said.
"Huh, what do you mean?!" Po shouted. He rips the bag and slams it to the ground and continued to beat it by slamming it with his ass, several punches with a elbow strike and rolled around in the dirt as they watched.
"I take it you're not so happy your dad found a girlfriend." Monkey said.
Po stops panting and turns around to look at them. "I don't mind him having a girlfriend, it's just not this girlfriend! You guys know what she's like."
"How would we know that?" Tigress wondered.
"Uh... No, not her, per say, you just..." Po was trying to say something else. He didn't want to them to know. "Um, I mean, you guys know what women are like."
Tigress and Viper scowls at Po.
"Oh, no!" Po gasps in shocked of what he said. "That's not... I mean..." Po sighs. "Go ahead."
Tigress slaps Po across the face and walks away.
"Po, give your Dad's girlfriend a chance." Viper said.
"Thanks Viper." Po thanked her. "I'm 'onna do that."
Viper slaps Po with her tail and slithers away.
"Ow..." Po moaned, rubbing his cheek.
Monkey slaps Po.
"Ow! Monkey!" Po yelled.
"Oh, sorry." Monkey apologized. "I thought we were doing a thing. Seriously, Po, Viper's right, you should give her a chance."
"I'll give her a chance." Po said, a feeling a little unsure.
"I still don't think this is a good idea, Po." Leo said.
"Come on, Leo." Po said. "I want my dad to be happy."
"And I think you should spend time with him because that will make him happy." Leo shot back.
"Don't worry, Leo." Po said. "What could possibly go wrong?"
The Dragon Warrior heads over to the noodle shop in his clown costume. When he arrived, there several big piles of moon cakes. "Dad?" he called. He notice Scorpion was on the counter.
"He's delivering moon cakes for the festival." Scorpion informed him, looking at Po. "Nice costume."
"Yeah, wore it for my dad." Po chuckled. "Got him a new spatula, thought we could all use it to make moon cakes together."
"Sweet."
"I mean, you guys are for each other, I guess. And, maybe someday I can care about you too, maybe."
"Oh, honey, sit." Scorpion smiled sweetly. She picks up a fresh bowl of moon cakes and sets it down on the counter as the Dragon Warrior sits down. "Fresh out of the oven."
"Aren't we supposed to wait until after Shifu's speech?"
"I won't tell anyone."
"I'm starting to care about you already." Po smiled. He picks up a moon cake and eats it. "Mm. These are seriously good."
"It's a new recipe." Scorpion said.
"No wonder you won that baking contest." Po said before picking up another one.
"Truth be told, I won because I brainwashed the judges." Scorpion replied.
"To be honest, I thought you were going to brainwashed my dad." Po laughs.
"That's silly, why would I want to brainwashed your dad when I have the opportunity to poison everyone in the valley!" Scorpion smiles evilly.
"Yeah!" Po laughed. "Good question... what?!"
"Poison their brains!" Scorpion yelled. "In fact, I'm poisoning you right now!"
"Poison!" Po looks at the moon cake in his paw. "Moon Cakes!" He turns around and saw the piles of poisoned moon cakes.
"Oh it won't kill you, but it will make you defenseless!" Scorpion cackled.
Po felt dizzy. "I was right not to trust you and Leo was right." Po groans as he fell forward on the ground.
"This is going to be easier than I thought!" Scorpion laughed. She drags Po into the kitchen. Scorpion opens the door to the cellar and pushes Po in the cellar. "I'll take good care of your father!"
"No!" Po shouted wearily.
Scorpion locks the door.
Nighttime arrived as everyone was getting ready for the Autmn Festival. The villagers were gathering at the stage. On the stage was Shifu, the Furious Five and Leo. Leo was standing next to Viper.
"Where's Po?" Monkey wondered, seeing that his best friend is not here.
"Maybe he's bonding with his dad's girlfriend." Viper suggested.
"More likely he's bonding with almond cookies." Tigress said, folding her arms over her chest.
"Ha ha!" Monkey laughs, causing Tigress to look at him in confusion. "You're on fire today, Tigress!"
"What?"
"Skip it." Monkey said.
"Everyone, please grab a moon cake for the ceremonial speech, followed by the ceremonial eating of the moon cakes, followed by the ceremonial speech." Shifu said to the villagers.
"I'll get some moon cakes for you." Leo informed the Five.
"Thank you, Leo." Viper thanks him.
Hopping off the stage, Leo walks over and picks up seven moon cakes at Mr. Ping's cart. He noticed Mr. Ping was looking around the villagers. "Is everything alright, Mr. Ping?" Leo asked him.
"Yes." Mr. Ping answered with sorrow. "I'm just hoping Po would show for the festival."
"He'll turn up." Leo said. "You should consider yourself lucky to have him as your son."
"Thank you, Leo." the goose thanked him.
Leo walks back the stage and gave the Shifu and the Furious Five each a moon cake. While Leo listened to the speech, he scanned the audience to see if Po was around. He wasn't in the crowd either.
"And so, per tradition, we raise our moon cakes to honor the harvest." Shifu said. Everyone raises their moon cakes and prepares to eat them. "Happy Autumnn Festival, everyone."
"No!"
Leo notices Po tried to grab a moon cake from a child but missed. The Dragon Warrior stumbles into a wall as the crowd laughed.
"What the hell?" Leo muttered shaking his head. He watched the Dragon Warrior try to grab another moon cake but missed. The Dragon Warrior did another attempt to grab a moon cake, but he missed again that made him spin and bowed.
"Look at him dance!"
Leo looks at his moon cake and was about to take a bite as everyone took a bite. As Leo brought the moon cake close to his mouth, he heard some groaning from the Five.
"What's happening?" Tigress moaned, raising a paw to her head. She collapsed on the stage.
"I..." Shifu moaned as he too collapsed.
Leo looked to the villagers and saw they collapsed on the ground. "What the hell is going on?!" Leo growled. He rushes to the Furious Five and Shifu. Then he saw Scorpion lands on the stage in front of him and Shifu. "Scorpion!"
"How'd you like my moon cakes?" Scorpion asked them.
Shifu didn't say anything as his head fell on the floor, releasing a piece of the moon cake.
"That's disgusting, but it doesn't matter, one bite is enough to destroy your motor skills!" Scorpion laughed at Shifu.
"Damn you, you fucking bitch!" Leo cursed.
"He banished me from the valley, but now I get my revenge!" Scorpion shouted.
Leo dove at her but she ducked and readied her stinger.
"Hey!" Po shouted.
Scorpion turns around to see Po stumbling towards her and Leo getting ready to fight. "By the way, you look ridiculous in the costume." Scorpion said. She pounces toward the Dragon Warrior and swept him off his feet.
Leo tried to attack Scorpion with a punch, but he quickly jumps backward to avoid her stinger. He tried again but stop when he saw Po was on his feet spinning. He got slapped in the face before Scorpion attacked him too. Leo couldn't do anything when he tried fight back at Scorpion. Scorpion would hide behind Po then attack Leo.
Leo rolls onto the ground and looks up to see Po being thrown in a cart. "Damn you!" Leo snarled. He quickly got up and attacked Scorpion.
Scorpion dodges his punch and punches him across the face and kicks him in the crotch. She did a flying side kick that sent him into a house.
Leo crashes into several boxes and was covered in debris. His crashed made a wine bottle to topple over and fell from the shelf and landed in his mouth. Unable to move from the debris, he was swallowing the liquid from the bottle. Leo threw the bottle from his mouth at the wall, causing another bottle to fall and lands in his mouth. Finishing the second bottle, he spits it out of his mouth.
But it hit the shelf, making another bottle lands in his mouth, drinking the liquid from the bottle. He finished the third bottle and spits it out. The last bottle fell from the shelf and landed in his mouth. Like the last three, he drank the entire bottle and spits it out. Leo freed his arms from the debris and moved the debris off of him.
Leo got up and almost lost his balance. He took a step forward and walks into the door. "Who put this fucking wall in the way?" Leo asked with a slur. "Where's the hell is the door?" He walks over to the hole he crashed, thinking it was a door as he steps on the debris. "Apparently the door hole is over here." Leo hiccupped angrily.
Leo walks outside. He sees Scorpion getting up after being crushed and was about to attack Po and Mr. Ping with their backs turn. She jumps towards them with her stinger ready. Leo hops over and did a headbutt that sent her flying back several feet.
"You can still fight me?!" Scorpion gasps, causing Po and Mr. Ping to turn around.
Leo charges at Scorpion as she lunges at him. He slams her into a nearby wall. Scorpion uses her claw to punch Leo in the face. The attack only made Leo to spin around and slapped her across the face. He rolled forward to dodge her stinger and grabs her stinger. Leo slams her into the ground several times before he spun her around a few times.
"So long, bitch queenie!" Leo shouted, releasing her stinger and kicked her several feet high in the air.
"Oof!" Scorpion grunted, hitting the ground and moaning.
Leo hopped onto a crate. "The war is over, sister-sons!" Leo announced. "Let us rejoice for the war has won for the ligers! For the box allies!"
"What the hell is wrong with Leo, Po?" Mr. Ping asked.
"Let me find go find out." Po answered as he walks over to the drunken human.
"Good job you fucked those bananas rabbits, blackie!" Leo smiled at Po.
"Uh, yeah." Po chuckled nervously. "Why don't you open your mouth so I can smell your breath?" Leo opens his mouth, and the Dragon Warrior smelled his breath.
"What do you think?" Leo hiccupped.
"Awesome." Po lied as his father walked over. "He's drunk."
"He must've drank some wine in that home he crashed into." Mr. Ping said.
Po watch his father go inside the home and came back out with four empty bottles. Mr. Ping hands the bottles over to his son.
"Whoa." Po said. "There's not a single drop in there."
"Po, where's Leo?" Mr. Ping asked.
Po turns around and notice Leo wasn't behind him. He saw Leo struggling to walk over to the stage where the Five are.
"Oof!" Leo yelp as he tripped and landed besides Tigress. He put Tigress's back to him. Leo had a goofy smile on his face.
"Oh my god." Mr. Ping gasps as the two couldn't believe their eyes.
Leo removed her red qiapo that revealed her bandages that covered her breasts. He began to grope her breasts gently. "I'm glad we have the room to ourselves." Leo said in a whisper. He moved his left hand to her tail and began to stroke her tail slowly. But he stops with a disappointing growl and got up. He turns his attention to the Jade Palace. "You will die, vade creature, and your master." Leo snarled. He began to walk to the palace. He got to the bottom staircase and began to climb the stairs.
"Come on, son." Mr. Ping urges his son. "We have to follow Leo and make a antidote for everyone."
"I'll help you out." a voice said.
Mr. Ping turns around and notices a goat. "Who are you?" he asked.
"Fai Bo." Dr. Fai introduce himself. "I'm a doctor and a friend of Leo. I'll make the antidote so you can keep an eye on Leo. Give this to Po and he'll be better." He hands over a small cup of tea to Mr. Ping.
"Thank you so much." Mr. Ping thanked him. He gave the cup to Po.
After swallowing the tea, Po felt better. "That's good. Let's go find Leo."
Leo made it to the top after rolling on the stairs four times. His arm was bleeding after he rolled on the stairs. "So the master must be hiding in the cave." Leo muttered. "Hiccup."
He walks uncoordinated to the Dragon Grotto. Leo felt something wet on his head. He let out small growl and bares his teeth. "Where are you, fucking bitch?!" The sound of his voice bounces off the walls of the cave. He began receiving a headache.
"Gah!" Leo yelled in pain, bringing his hands to his head. It didn't do him good as his headache was beginning to get worse from the echoes he's making inside the Dragon Grotto. He fell forward. Leo slowly turns around crawls out to the open. He tried to get on all fours but collapsed. His eyes began to close and the last thing he saw was a pair of eyes walking towards him with a hiss.
"No..." Leo said as his voice is lowered in between pants. "Damn you... Ka..." Then he passed out.
The next morning, Leo opens his eyes due to a headache, groaning as the sun light was shining. He slowly sits up and rubs his head. Leo was in Po's room. "Oh..." Leo moaned. He felt queasy. Leo was about to move, but a bucket was thrust into his hands. He threw up in the bucket. "Shit..."
After Leo threw up in the bucket, he took in a couple of breaths.
"Feeling better?"
"Yeah..." Leo winced. He looks up from the bucket and notice Dr. Fai. "Dr. Fai?" Leo asked, lowering his voice. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"I was visiting some of my family here for the Autmn Festival last night." Dr. Fai explains. "But I didn't eat one of the poison mooncakes."
"What happened last night? And why is there a bandage on my arm?" Leo notices his arm was covered in a bandage.
"You were drunk last night, you fought Scorpion when you became drunk, and you roll down the stairs a few times, Leo." Dr. Fai. answered.
"So how the hell did I end up here?"
"I carried you last night." Po said, coming up from the stairs. "How you feeling?"
"A little better after last night." Leo said to him. "I'm just glad I didn't do anything else after that."
"Heh heh..." Po chuckled nervously.
"Po?"
"I'll check your father to see if he needs help." Dr. Fai said as he left the room to leave Leo and Po alone.
"Po, what else happened after I fought Scorpion?"
"Well..." Po said nervously. "You grope Tigress's breasts last night."
There was complete silence in the room. Leo stared at the Dragon Warrior with a shocked look. "What the fucking hell?" He dropped the bucket on the floor and his vomit landed on his face as he moaned from the loud sound.
"It's true." Po gives him a towel to wipe the vomit off his face. "You removed her qipao and started groping her breasts and stroking her tail."
Leo didn't say anything.
"I told them what happened last night." Po continued. "And they were-"
"Where's Shifu and the Five?" Leo interrupted him.
"They're back at the Jade Palace and they're good right now." Po answered. "They're coming down here to check how things are going down here."
"I see. Is she...?"
"I don't know. We'll find out when they get here. Why?"
"It's nothing." Leo turned his head away from the panda and turned his attention to look out the window.
"Ok." Po said with unsure with the answer he heard. "I'm got your bath started and I'll bring you some new clothes."
Leo got off the bed and walks by him. He saw several pots of soup in the way when he got down there. Leo moved the pots out of the way and went outside. There was a barrel of hot water with bubbles. He began to proceed to remove his clothes and was about to enter the barrel as Po brought Leo new clothes.
"I brought you're- ah!" Po gasps, covering his eyes. "Sorry Leo, didn't mean to walk in on you naked. I would wait for the water-" He can hear Leo entering the barrel. "Never mind. Your clothes and towel is right here." The Dragon Warrior sets them down on a crate. Before he left, Po took a look at Leo. Leo just sat there in silence with his head hung, his nose barely close to the suds. "I'll see you later, Leo." The panda walks back inside and closed the door.
Shifu and the Furious Five arrived at the noodle shop. Shifu sees Po and Mr. Ping serving the antidote soup to the customers.
"Hey Po." Crane greeted them as they approach the counter.
"Hey guys." Po greeted his friends. "How are you all feeling?"
"Much better after we had that antidote." Mantis said.
"That's good." Dr. Fai said.
"Thank you for your help to create the antidote, Dr. Fai." Shifu thanked him.
"Your welcome." Dr. Fai said.
"So where's Leo right now?" Monkey asked.
"He's taking a bath right now." Po explained.
"How long has he been taking his bath, Po?" Shifu asked.
"About fifteen minutes now." Po answered.
Tigress walk into the kitchen and knocks on the door. "Leo?" Tigress called him. There was no answer.
"Don't worry, Tigress." Po said to her. "I'll get him." He went outside and found Leo was not in his bath. Po went back inside where Tigress was waiting for him.
"Is he getting dressed?" Tigress asks him with her arms folded.
"Leo isn't back there." The Dragon Warrior replied.
"What?" Tigress gasps. "Hm." She paused for a moment to think. "Him and I need to talk about last night." Tigress thought.
The Dragon Warrior walks by her to rejoin the others outside. As she was alone, the feline went back outside and jumps onto a roof. Tigress can see the villagers going on what they do in the day and she couldn't see Leo. Tigress hops onto the ground and heads back to the Jade Palace. She thinks Leo went back to the Jade Palace and will be at one of his usual spots; the library, the Training Hall, the Dragon Grotto and the Peach Tree.
Tigress heads over to the Peach Tree and sees Leo sitting near the edge. "Leo." Tigress said.
He turns around to see Tigress. "Tigress. How are you feeling?"
"Better after what happened last night." Tigress replied, walking up to him. "What about you, Leo?"
"Much better from last night." Leo replied. "So why are you here?"
"I wanted to talk to you about last night. Po told us you defeated Scorpion when you were drunk."
"I never thought I would beat someone when I used Drunk Kung Fu for the first time in my life."
"And after that, you began to grope my breasts and stroke my tail."
"Tigress, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I grope your breasts and stroke your tail." Leo apologized. "I should've seen that kick before I crashed into the building. Damn, she got me good in the crotch."
"How were you still able to move after that, even when you became drunk?"
"I had years of practice with a certain master."
"I see. But I am glad that you didn't do anything stupid."
"I know. And I really wished I didn't drink last night."
"I agree."
"Which is why you should give me space. I don't want to do something anything stupid that I'll regret." Leo explained. "Being drunk like that was unprofessional. And I don't want to force you into something that we don't want to do."
"Leo, it's not your fault." Tigress assured him.
"It is my fault, Tigress." Leo said. "I just wished I went down at the noodle shop and prevented Scorpion. I'll see you later, Master Tigress." He walks by her as Tigress watches him leave.
This one was good I'll admit. It was good to add drunk kung fu in this chapter along with the Iron Crotch technique. If you all enjoy this chapter, leave a review and tell me what you think. Because the chapter is going very interesting to see.