Cookies

Yep. Nothing. That's what this is.

Anyway, Patty (for some reason) makes cookies for Loki every week and (also for some reason) she's at Avengers Tower waiting for him, so yeah…

Hope you enjoy! Despite the zero plot and what not! Please request and stuff!

Woo! Have I got something SPECIAL planned for the 20th installment, it will knock your socks off! See the end of this fic' for a teaser!

"Hello? Anyone there?"

Patty sighed in relief at the silence. Trust Loki to have the "brilliant" idea to meet up at Avengers Tower. Well, no one was here, so maybe…

And of course Toni Stark popped up. "Hey kid, didn't see you there."

She took a closer look at the tin foil covered plate in Patty's hands. "What's that?"

"Oh! Uh…just some cookies."

"Awesome!"

Toni yelled "Avengers! Assemble! Patty brought cookies!"

Everybody materialized. Nat looked almost happy.

Toni reached for the foil covering. Patty moved it away.

"I'm really sorry, but they're, um, they're not for you."

"What! Then who are they for?" Toni asked, still eying the cookies.

Patty whispered with a hush. "Mr. Loki."

"LOKI!" Yelled the Avengers.

"Why does that jerk get cookies?" Clint growled.

"Remember New York?" Interjected Nat.

Patty huffed. "What is it with everyone and using that as an excuse? It was, like, a million years ago and he was mind controlled and anyway can't we just finally forgive and move on?"

"OK, OK, whatever kid just hand over the cookies."

Patty stepped away. "No! These are his weekly cookies! I'll bring some for you later!"

This caused an even bigger uproar.

"Now that's excessive! He gets cookies every week! What for?" Steve asked.

Patty sniffed. "He's my friend. That's why."

Toni gestured to the Avengers. "Aren't we your friends too?"

"Yeah, but Mr. Loki's my cookie friend."

"That's it, we're taking the baked goods by force!"

Patty ran. It was all she could do.

She ducked around a corner and nearly ran into Hawkeye. He reached for the plate and as a pure reaction she round kicked him. He sank to the floor with an "ooff".

Patty gasped. "Gosh, are you OK? I'll bring you some apology oatmeal cookies tomorrow!"

"Score…" Clint whispered from the floor.

Black Widowmaker got web blasted in his face for his pains, and the promise of apology pumpkin chocolate chip cookies.

Captain America was punched while sneaking up on Patty, and she promised him sugar cookies.

Thor was thrown across the room (to his immense surprise) and Patty, in tears, promised him apology snickerdoodles.

Brenna stayed out of it. She didn't like cookies. Besides, she and Scarlet Lang regularly had bake offs with Scarlet's daughter.

Nicole Fury took one look at Earth's Mightiest Heroes chasing a teenager carrying a tin foil covered plate around the room and walked out. She did not need what ever craziness that was in that room in her life.

Finally there was only Toni Stark yet. "J-Just hand over the cookies, Patty."

Patty, on the ceiling and clutching the cookies like it was a bomb or a baby, yelled. "NO! THEY'RE FOR MR. LOKI!"

At that moment Loki appeared. He sighed. "I always miss all the fun."

Patty dropped down from the ceiling. "Hiya! Here they are!"

Loki took off the tin foil. "Chocolate chip, the stalwart classic."

He took a bite. "Delicious, as always."

He turned and waved the cookie at Toni. "Be envious. Be very, very envious, Stark."

Patty huffed. "Come on, Mr. Loki, be polite!"

Loki looked surprised. "I'm always polite, I'm just not always nice."

They walked out of the room together. Toni shook her fist at Loki.

"I'm not sharing my pumpkin chocolate chips with you." Nat said.

Loki checked one last time to make sure he was out of sight of the Avengers. Then he handed Patty a plate.

She took off the napkin covering it. "Tiramisu! Ah, Mr. Loki, you didn't have to go through so much trouble!"

"No trouble at all. I quite enjoy the challenge. How do you feel about creme brûlée next week?"

Patty smiled. "Sounds awesome, but right now I kinda have my hands full. I've got a lot of apology cookies to make…"

OK. You've got to admit that was cute. I also just really like the phrase "cookie friend".

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And here's the teaser! (In the form of a written trailer!)

Patty: (Staggering into Avengers Tower) I don't want to be a bother... (Collapsing)

(Black screen. Turns to webs of colors, like in Into the Spiderverse)

Patty: Funny how it all turns out the same, you know? No matter what I do it's always the same...

Loki: (Yelling at hazy figure) You can not have her! Not while there is breath in my body to fight you!

Patty: Maybe it would just be better...

Loki: Patty. Look, see, it can be alright.

Patty: Maybe I should just be dead?

Hazy Figure: There is nothing you can do, Trickster, not against me.

Loki: I am not called the Trickster for nothing.

Patty: Loki, I'm scared.

Oh. OK... Don't worry it will all end alright. Please keep reading!