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After escaping G-8 with their gold, the straw hats eventually land back in the Blue Sea but encounter waves caused by Sea Monkeys. They also encounter a ship with no sails.
Man, it's just one terrible thing after another these days said Zoro.
At least it's calm said Sanji.
Those gargantuan waves earlier were actually caused by the sea monkeys said Nami.
The humidity and temperature seem like they're pretty stable now said Nami.
So we've got to be in the next island's climate zone said Nami.
Hear that, Robin? Any islands? Said Ussop.
We've been approaching one for a while now said Robin.
Why didn't you tell us? Said Ussop and Lucy.
You are way too secretive said Ussop.
Look, maybe tell us next time you see an island said Ussop.
You know, like this said Ussop.
He points at Lucy.
Land ahoy! Land, I see land, said Lucy.
Now you say it said Ussop.
The fog looks pretty thick said Robin.
Don't ignore me said Ussop.
Heavy fog? That's not good said Nami.
Hey, Chopper, I need you to stand forward watch said Nami.
Right said Chopper.
Robin, do you have any idea how long we've been waiting to see another island? Said Lucy.
Sorry, it won't happen again said Robin.
As long as you mean it, ok said Lucy.
You know, I can't stop thinking about that ship said Ussop.
They didn't have a captain, a navigator, or even sails said Ussop.
It's like they had no idea what they were doing said Ussop.
Now what kind of self-respecting pirates would head out to see like that? Said Ussop.
I'm guessing they got into a battle and lost said Zoro.
Captain probably got killed and then their ship got plundered said Zoro.
But that can't be it. I gotta look at their ship said Ussop.
It was in perfect condition. No signs of battle said Ussop.
But it was still completely stripped clean of anything a pirate would need to survive said Ussop.
They probably weren't even pirates then. Forget it said Sanji.
They looked like pirates to me. Crummy pirates, but still said Ussop.
I don't know, I've got a bad feeling about this somehow said Ussop.
You ever have a good one? Asks Sanji.
Anyway, I wonder if there's a town I hope they have food said Lucy.
Lucy, don't jump up right away said Nami.
I hope we can find a knowledgeable shipwright to join us said Chopper.
Get the anchor ready! We're near the shore said Lucy.
That feeling just got worse said Ussop.
Hey Chopper, Usopp's come down with another bout of scardey-cat-itis said Sanji.
Well, there's no cure for that said Chopper.
Alright, let's go! Let's go said Lucy.
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You're kidding said Sanji.
There's nothing at all said Lucy.
Ah! It's like a blank slate said Lucy.
All I can see is grass and trees said Lucy.
Man, this place is kind of depressing said Sanji.
I wonder if anyone actually lives here said Robin.
Lucy jumps ship.
Hey said Nami.
Ussop and Chopper follow her.
It's like they have no concept of unknown danger said Nami.
I can see clear across the island and there's no threats in sight said Zoro.
Do you see something Chopper? Asks Chopper.
Human? Said Chopper
Have you ever seen a human this furry and enormous? It's got to be some kind of bear said Lucy.
Whoa! It's so long said Ussop.
It's a long bear said Ussop.
I'm getting dizzy up here said Chopper.
Hey, check out how long this apple is said, Lucy.
Whoa said Ussop.
I'm just realizing it, but the trees are long too said Ussop.
Hey, look! Is that a house over there? Said Ussop.
Yeah, I guess it kind of looks like a house said Lucy.
Let's go check it out said Lucy.
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Everything on this island is so long said Ussop.
How did it get this way? Maybe it's the gravity? Said Ussop.
Hello! Anyone home? Said Lucy.
What do you think you're doing? Said Ussop.
You can't go in there said Ussop.
Lucy goes into the house.
For all we know, the boss of the island lives in this house and he's probably some terrifyingly long monster that will swallow us whole said Ussop.
It's empty. No ones home said Lucy.
Hey Lucy, Ussop, there's a giraffe out here said Chopper.
Really? Said Ussop and Luffy.
Chopper, that's not a giraffe! That's a horse with a long neck said Ussop.
A long horse said Ussop.
You're a horse? Said Chopper.
Wow, what a pretty horse said Lucy.
She said thank you and her name's Shelly said Chopper.
Going by the saddle she's got on her, her owner must be close by said Ussop.
Hey, what are you looking? Asks Ussop.
Over there, there's something too up with those two bamboo trees said Lucy.
Huh? Said Ussop.
Yeah, you're right. Talk about tall. I can't even see the top said Ussop.
That's not it. Look closer said Lucy.
They're moving said Ussop.
They must be part of some animal said Lucy.
A bamboo hits Lucy.
That things attacking Lucy said Ussop.
Are you ok? Asks Ussop.
Get back here, bamboo said Lucy.
Be careful Lucy said Ussop.
Gum-Gum Stamp said Lucy.
Alright, you did it said Ussop.
Yeah, I beat it said Lucy.
Something crashes onto the ground. Chopper comes running.
What's going on? Asks Chopper.
Well, I think that bamboo tree was possessed by the spirit said Lucy.
A spirit? Said Chopper.
Well, yeah. What else pops out of a tree? Said Lucy.
Hey, can you speak? Asks Ussop.
Stop acting like I don't remember course I do said the old man.
What have you been up to all these years? Asks the old man.
You guys know him? Asks Ussop.
Never seen him said Lucy.
Same here said Chopper.
Well, that would explain why I don't remember you then said the old man.
Who are you, old man? And tell us the truth said Ussop.
If you want my name, it's Tonjit said Tonjit.
But what I intend to give you is my gratitude said Tonjit.
I've been hoping someone would knock me down off those stilts said Tonjits.
Off what? Said Ussop.
Oh, they are stilts said Ussop.
We didn't realize because they were so long said Lucy.
We couldn't even see you said Lucy.
I'm not surprised. I couldn't even see the ground up there said Tonjit.
So then just to get this straight, You're not a bamboo tree spirit, you're just an old guys whose stilts I happen to think were attacking me said Lucy.
What were you doing walking around on those stilts anyway? Asks Lucy.
Well, I've always been a stilt enthusiast said Tonjit.
So I decided to break some records and make the world's longest stilts by using the bamboo on this island said Tonjit.
I managed to get on them with a little effort, but I was too scared to climb down said Tonjit.
That's just playing crazy said Lucy.
I was up there 10 years said Tonjit.
Really crazy said Lucy.
Wait, you were up on those stilts for 10 whole years? Said Ussop.
That's right. And to make matters worse, the bamboo kept growing the entire time said Tonjit.
It just kept getting harder and harder to climb down said Tonjit.
So terrifying said Tonjit.
How did you live up there for 10 years? Said Ussop.
While most of the trees on this island are as tall as my stilts, if not taller said Tonjit.
So I was well fed from their fruit said Tonjit.
He talks about it like it's no big deal said Ussop.
Ten long years of his life said Ussop.
And speaking of long, how come every living creature on this island is so insanely long? Said Lucy.
It might seem crazy to an outsider, but there is a reason said Tonjit.
I'm sure you've noticed the island had nothing but grass and trees, so dull said Tonjit.
So everything grew long out of a longing for sightseeing said Tonjit.
You can't be serious said Lucy.
You see that there? Plaaatypus said Tonjit.
You just said it longer said Ussop.
That one is a Daaachshund dog said Tonjit.
Whoa, is that the same dog? Asks Chopper.
It's still passing? Said Ussop.
Oh, man said Ussop.
And there are dangerous animals as well said Tonjit.
See over there is a snow leooopard, I'd steer clear of him said Tonjit.
Why Is its head the only thing that's long? Said Ussop.
Time skip
I'm in your debt. Come to my house and I'll show you some hospitality said Tonjit.
Awesome. I'm starving said Lucy.
Me too said Chopper.
Finally home after all these years said Tonjit.
It's a custom in this village to treat our guests to extra delicious milk from our long farmer animals said Tonjit.
Village? Said Lucy,
I didn't see any village out there said Lucy.
Or a farmhouse said Chopper.
Now that you mention it said Tonjit.
The village is gone. All the animals too said Tonjit.
You're nuts, old man said Ussop.
I know it's been 10 years but whole villages just don't disappear said Ussop.
Yes, but this is a special case said Tonjit.
I'll save the explanation until after we've had a nice cold drink said Tonjit.
I believe I have some milk tucked away somewhere said Tonjit.
Did you say milk? Asks Ussop.
You realize you are stuck on those stilts for 10 years right? Said Ussop.
I hope this cheese is to your liking said Tonjit.
Think we're stupid? Said Ussop.
You can't pass it off you're disgusting old milk as cheese said Ussop.
If you don't want to eat it, I won't force you said Tonjit.
But pardon me for letting good cheese go to waste said Tonjit.
Wait, you're saying it's OK to eat that stuff after all? Said Lucy.
Are you out of your mind? Said Ussop.
What's the big deal? Some cheese tastes better once it's finely aged said Ussop.
Your high-stress lifestyle has made your stomachs weak. Whereas laid-back fellows such as myself can eat whatever we like said Tonjit.
You kids go on your fancy adventures, but what you're shy when it comes to new foods said Tonjit
The old man eats the "cheese".
Someone call a doctor said Tonjit.
What did you think was gonna happen, moron? Said Ussop
Someone get a doctor. Hurry said Chopper.
Wait, that's me said Chopper.
Food poisoning said Chopper.
Yeah, you think? Said Ussop.
You're funny, old man said, Lucy.
You ok? Asks Chopper.
Yes, excluding the fact that the entire camp packed up and moved on without me said Tonjit.
I see now said Chopper.
The village didn't disappear, it moved. That must mean people here are nomads said Chopper.
Indeed and Long Ring Long Land Island is our home said Tonjit.
You are welcome said Tonjit.
Oh uh, thanks said Lucy.
The island got its name from its ring-like it's technically one big circle the tides divided into 10 smaller islands. You probably wouldn't guess that the islands are all actually connected, but once a year when the tides are at their lowest and you can Long Ring true form if only for a few hours. We use this time to migrate every few years, circling the island again and again said Tonjit.
So everyone moved to the next island while you were stuck up in the trees! Rotten luck said Ussop.
That's a good one. You're a real rebel, old man said Lucy.
If they stay on each island for three years, then subtract the 10 years you spent on those stupid bamboo stilts. It would still take a good 20 years for them to come back around and meet up with you again said Ussop.
Assuming you don't eat that cheese of yours and die of food poisoning, of course, said Ussop
Well, if that's the truth, I just wish I had had my hooorse to ride again said Tonjit.
Then I could cross an Island every time the tide was low and catch up with the other villagers in only 5 years, said Tonjit.
Hooorse? Said Chopper.
That's right. They're the most graceful and beautiful animals on the whole island said Tonjit.
Once tamed, it can be used to cross the grassy plains with the greatest of ease said Tonjit.
Without them, it would be impossible for our people to migrate said Tonjit.
After all, our belongings are far too heavy to carry on our own said Tonjit.
And even if we were strong enough to hold all our luggage the tide would still rise and drown us before we could make it across said Tonjit.
Wouldn't it be easier to take a boat instead? Asks Lucy.
Yes, of course, but unfortunately we don't know how to sail said Tonjit.
And besides, even if we were able to charge a log pose here doesn't mean it would point to the next island said Tonjit.
The land may be split into 10 pieces, but it's still all part of the same place said Tonjit.
Guess I'll just have to wait 20 years said Tonjit.
You're going to be lonely. That's a long time said Lucy.
Wait a second said Chopper.
Hooorse like a horse? Asks Chopper.
Hey, I almost forgot about that. We saw a horse on the way here said Lucy.
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The Straw Hats watch as Tonjit reunites with Shelly.
Don't leave her waiting. She wants to go for a ride said Chopper.
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What a pal, huh? Even though everyone else left, she's still hung around at all these years said Ussop.
That's my kind of horse said Lucy.
I don't know which one seemed happier right now said Chopper.
They watch as the two ride by then Shelly is tripped up by a net and Tonjit is thrown off.
Old man said Ussop.
Oh no said Ussop.
Are you ok? Asls Chopper.
It's a net said Ussop.
Here i'll get it said Ussop.
Man: Sorry suckers but that horse is mine.
Woman: yeah you tell 'em boss. Put those losers in their place.
Whoever you are, you'll pay said Lucy.
Man: Whoever you are? You don't know?
Woman: My goodness, how weird.
Don't tell me you've never seen that face before said the man.
The only thing I know about your face is that i'm gonna break it said Lucy.
My name is Foxy, what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too said Foxy.
Really, you should see the looks on your faces said Foxy.
What kind of pirates get so worked up over some stupid horse said Foxy.
If I didn't steal that thing myself then somebody else would do it said Foxy.
That's enough Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Hold it, Lucy not yet said Foxy.
Huh? How did you know my name was Lucy? Asks Lucy,
Because, unlike some people, we did our homework said Foxy.
Monkey D. Lucy with a 100 million berri bounty. Roronoa Zoro with a 60 million bounty said the woman.
A lump of cash like that is nothing to scoff at especially considering you only have 8 crew members said the woman.
Now, with that out of the way as Captain of the Foxy Pirates I challenge you Straw Hats to a Davy Back Fight said Foxy.
I don't know what that means, but if you wanna fight, bring it on said Lucy.
I'm sick of hearing you talk said Lucy.
Lucy no said Ussop.
We're gonna end up losing our crew said Ussop.
What are you talking about Ussop? Said Lucy.
I know this guy's a jerk, but you can't agree to fight him said Ussop.
Too bad no take backs said Foxy.
You are in agreement, said Foxy.
Bring it on, I think you said Foxy.
Ain't that right, Porche? Said Foxy.
Oh, that was definitely a bring it on I heard said Porche.
And once you say bring it on, there's no turning back. That's the rules said Porche.
Should have kept your mouth shut said Hamburg.
What's wrong? Don't tell me you aren't man enough to keep your word said Foxy.
Am too said, Lucy.
You're falling into his trap said Ussop.
Well, what about the horse? Come on said Lucy.
Both of you step aside said Tonjit.
Are you crazy? Asks Ussop.
Shelly waited 10 years for me to come back. I won't let you take her said Tonjit.
I know that you're angry but those are pirates old man said Lucy.
Why did you agree? You could end up losing your crew said Ussop.
You could lose me said Ussop.
Nuh ah, I'm going to win this thing said Lucy.
Now the Davy Back fight is officially underway said Foxy.
Good. The sooner I can pound your face in, the better said Lucy.
I'd like to see you try said Foxy.
Bring it on, splithead said Lucy.
Hey, apologize to him, but our boss is sensitive about his looks said Porche.
He's sensitive about everything said Hamburg.
He's got a heart of glass said Hamburg.
How many times do I have to tell you? Don't laugh said Porche.
Now listen, I'm as angry about the old guys horse as you are, but this is madness said Ussop.
Good use that anger to thrash him said Tonjit.
What are you doing up? I thought you hurt your back said Ussop.
Leave it to me said Lucy.
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That guy may be a jerk, but he sure knows how to party said Lucy.
Check out all the people he invited. Is that as crew? Said Lucy.
Wow, there's so many said Chopper.
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Now let's calm down boys we're about to start said Porche.
Since our challengers have never played this game before, Let's go over the rules, ok said Porche.
First of all, whatever you lose in one of the matches Whether it's your crew or your Jolly Roger The only way to take it back is with another Davy back fight. Second, any crew members taken by the winner must swear undying loyalty to their new captain on the spot, no exceptions. Third, if you're Jolly Roger is taken. You can't ever fly it again. Never Ever said Porche.
Nami, I got you some cotton candy said Sanji.
I don't know how everyone can be so calm at a time like this said Nami.
It's already settled. So you might as well stop complaining said Zoro.
Finally. If you happen to break any of these rules You'll be labeled as a disgrace to all pirates and banished to Davy Jone's locker. Do you swear to uphold them? Said Porche.
I swear said Foxy.
I swear said Lucy.
All right, Straw Hat, I'll let you choose your fate said Foxy.
One coin? Two coins? Three coins, it's all up to you kid said Foxy.
That's our boss for you. Always a good sport said Porche.
What do the coins do? Asks Lucy,
Decide the number of games said Porche.
The boss is letting you choose how many matches you want to have. You can quit after one, or you can do as many as three if you're feeling lucky said Porche.
Well, the more games we do, the more fun we'll have right? So let's said Lucy.
Lucy said Nami and Ussop
Got it said, Lucy.
OK, I'll take 3 said Lucy.
Then it settled. 3 coins, three games said Foxy.
Now who's this Davy Jones guy? Asks Chopper.
A pirate who was cursed by the devil and forced to spend all of eternity at the bottom of the sea said, Robin.
I've never heard of people living underwater said Chopper.
Well, that's what the legend says, and all ships and treasures that sink beneath the waves go to the locker said Robin.
Never to be seen by anyone again said Robin.
I knew the Ocean was scary, but that's crazy said Chopper.
Yummy said Chopper.
Davy Jones has been taking its picks from all sorts of pirates since anyone can remember. That's why we call it a Davy Back Fight In honor of a pirate who may someday claim a crew of his own. said Sanji.
The stage of battle is set, straw hat, are you ready? Said Foxy.
You bet. Let go said Lucy.
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You jerk said Ussop.
You landed us in a real mess, Lucy said Nami.
What's the big deal? All we gotta do is win said Lucy.
You're forgetting something. You got to fill out your team roster. Our party organizer needs it said a Foxy Pirate.
You each get to participate twice. And once you picked your lineup to set in stone said the Foxy Pirate.
It's got the events listed. A race, a ball game, and a team contest said Zoro.
Watch that say? Well, it looks like we all can take part in the race said Sanji.
Three for the ball game. And then five of us for the team contest said Sanji.
Cool. You can go ahead and sign me up for all three said Lucy.
No, can't do rules say that two is the limit said, Robin.
It's time to announce the roster that each team has chosen to present them in today's events said the announcer.
First up, we've got the Straw Hat Pirates. Participating in Round One, the donut rate is the entire Straw Hat crew said The announcer.
Did I ever tell you I got a disease that prevents me from racing said Ussop.
I don't want to do this stupid race either, so just man up said Nami.
Participating in round two, the groggy ring, are Roronoa Zoro, Sanji, And Tony Tony Chopper Said the announcer.
You better not slow me down said Zoro.
Right back at ya said Sanji.
I'm gonna try my hardest said Chopper.
And participating in round three, They'll run roller round, Monkey D. Lucy, Nico Robin, Nami, and Ussop said the announcer.
Aren't we one member short here? We're supposed to have 5 said Robin.
Ah, who cares, let's go said Lucy.
Let the merciless Davy Back begin said the announcer.
A winner will be crowned and the loser will be forcibly drowned said The announcer.
I am Itomimizu But you may know me as the Foxy Pirates Party organizer. But today I will be your commentator said Itomimizu.
Our first event of the day is round one, the donut race said Itomimizu.
How do you guys think we should team up? Asks Robin.
Considering some of us have Devil Fruit powers, It makes sense we split up into two teams up three and four people.
They listen to the rules regarding the donut race
I'm not entirely sure 3 barrels is enough to make a big enough to hold all for of us said Robin.
We better go with three teams Consisting of said Zoro.
Sanji teams up with Lucy.
What the hell, You can't just bust them up like that said Sanji.
Sure, I can't just watch said Lucy.
I'm going to make us a killer boat said Lucy.
Zoro teams up with Chopper.
And the last team consists of Nami, Ussop, and Robin.
All right, I'll take this time while everyone's preparing to explain how the race works said Itomimizu.
The course consists of one lap around Long Ring Long Land. It may sound easy, but believe me, it's not. If your boat sinks, you're immediately disqualified from the race. Oh yeah, weapons? They're allowed. Guns. Cannons. Explosives. Anything you can think of said Itomimizu.
If that sounds unfair, then you got no right at all to call yourself a pirate said Itomimizu.
And time is just about up. I hope everyone is ready said Itomimizu.
Gather round folks the final odds are in said Itomimizu.
I'll announce them in order of their popularity said Itomimizu.
Starting with the most popular, of course, said Itomimizu.
Just, I thought the top spot goes to our idol and fellow Foxy Pirate, Porche. Helping her with the best man, Capote. Their vessel is the cutie wagon led by the star shark, Monda said Itomimizu.
Hold on, you got a shark pulling your boat? Said Nami.
I didn't hear him mention any rules forbidding the use of sharks said Porche.
The second most popular team, well this is certainly surprising, it's the Straw Hat team of navigator Nami, sniper Ussop, and Archaeologist Robin. Their official craft is the Barrel Tiger. said Itomimizu.
You're sure this won't sink? Said Nami.
I told you, I am not a professional shipwright, ok said Ussop.
I know it's at least better than those abominations said Ussop.
Just cause it floats doesn't mean it's a boat said Sanji.
More like flotsam said Sanji.
Lucy laughs.
Flotsam said Lucy.
You gotta do that the whole time said Zoro.
It's a good thing I enjoy running, huh? Said Chopper.
It's a miracle they float said Robin.
It's all on our shoulders if our crew wants to win this race, as usual, said Nami.
And coming in third on our list is the Harem Nocturne. A beautiful boat full of beautiful women in favor of beautiful people said Itomimizu.
In fourth place, we've got the Crab Crane. An old favorite in the top ranks! Said Itomimizu.
The 5th and 6th place are the Swordfish Kings one and two. In 7th place is the party-loving Pleasure boat and in 8th place The old Reliable Duke special said Itomimizu.
What the deal? You're gonna even bother to mention our boat? Said Lucy.
Same here. What gives? Said Chopper.
Let's see, Doctor Chopper, Swordsman Zoro boat is the Basically barrels and Their boat? It's third to last. The popularity said Itomimizu.
Yep, I was expecting worse said Zoro.
And the "at least it floats" boat! Looks like they went the booby prize said Itomimizu.
Hey, what the booby prize? Asks Lucy.
It means our boat is second to last said Sanji.
Coming in last on the list of popularity We've got that giant barge the Behemoth Mothership said Itomimizu.
You're kidding me, the oars can't be long enough for that thing said Zoro.
Then how are they supposed to steer? Asks Chopper.
Blonde Foxy Pirate: Yeah, you guys are sharp. You're right about the oars, though. They're way too short. And The damn thing is filled with seawater too.
Not fair, those jerks said Lucy.
Wait, no way. That thing is just three barrels said Sanji.
Foxy pirate: Sure it is. Sure it is. We pieced together the three biggest barrels we could find. There ain't nothing in the rulebook about how small your barrels gotta be,
Ok, all the boats are now at the starting line. I will continue to provide commentary throughout the race with a bird's eye view of the action from atop Chirp Chirp, a rare South Blue Super Sparrow said Itomimizu.
I'm excited about this said Chopper.
What? About losing? Said Zoro.
Pay close attention, Ussop! If anything happens to those two ladies, i'll fillet you said Sanji.
We are gonna win this race. I know it said Lucy.
To ensure you don't get lost, we are providing each of you with an eternal pose said Itomimizu.
Get lost? Said Nami.
Now on your marks. Get ready said Itomimizu.
Go said Itomimizu,
Huh? What's with the barrels? Asks Sanji.
Oh no! We didn't get far enough said Ussop.
What's the big deal? It's just a barrel said Nami.
No, Nami, don't said Ussop.
And they've been released! Look at the Kaboom barrel mine, the Foxy's trump card said Itomimizu.
See you later, chumps! You're supposed to avoid thinking, you know said Porche.
Go away said Chopper.
Dumb bombs. I'll knock them all back said Lucy.
Now, Gum-Gum said Lucy.
Cut it out, Lucy said Sanji.
Stop! Are you trying to blow us out of the water? Said Chopper.
Calm down, We gotta do something said Lucy.
Yeah, but that's something can't involve touching them said Zoro.
Lucy pass that oar over here said Zoro.
Huh. What are you doing, Zoro? Said Chopper.
Zoro starts to blow the barrels back from where they came.
Oh, crap said Sanji.
Nami! Robin! Hit the deck and hold on said Sanji,
We've got to ride that wave said Sanji.
We can't ride that said Ussop.
Yahoo! This is awesome said Lucy.
Dammit! She's starting to break up on us said Sanji.
This is terrifying said Chopper.
I can't believe it! That straw hat team is making their way to the front of the race, this is incredible said Itomimizu.
It's finally dying down said Chopper.
Man, That didn't exactly leave the raft in the best condition said Sanji.
Oh boy, that was awesome said Lucy.
I hope something called it another wave, right? Said Lucy.
Shut up! Another wave would flatten this lame boat you built said Sanji.
I just hope the girls are ok said Sanji.
There they are said Sanji.
Foxy Pirates: You guys looking for a party?
Women: Well hello there.
What the? Said Zoro.
Foxy Pirate: Relax guys, this is a friendly visit.
Foxy pirate #2: Hope you like fish and noodles. free of charge.
For real, how cool. Thank you said Lucy.
You must be exhausted, not meant to mention hot in that fur coat said the foxy pirate.
It's not a fur coat! Snapped Chopper.
Foxy Pirate: Whoa, I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. Would you care for a candy apple?
What's a candy apple? Is it sweet? Asks Chopper.
Foxy Pirate: Hey, we need another round of drink down here.
Update! Looks like the pleasure boat and harem nocturne have made move said Itomimizu.
The party distraction, and they've lured in two Straw Hats for the K.O said Itomimizu.
Sanji hears Nami scream.
Nami! Robin! Said Sanji.
Come girls need our help. Let go said Sanji.
Chopper. Let's move said Zoro.
Alright, folks, currently in the lead is everyone's all-time favorite the cutie wagon! Right behind them in second place is the Barrel Tiger. Followed by… Wow. Guessed are back at the running. Third place is the crab crane said Itomimizu.
Nami! Robin! Just hang tight. I'm gonna save you said Sanji.
Lucy looks at a board and gets an idea.
I just had the best idea ever said, Lucy.
Hey Sanji, throw me that board said Lucy.
Lucy uses her Devil Fruit powers to propel the boat.
Whoa, this is really fast said Sanji.
I know, right? Said Lucy.
I'm on my way. Hold on, ladies said Sanji.
Time Skip.
And a race had officially entered its climactic moment! The Cutie Wagon and holding on to its lead spot but the barrel tiger is right behind them and that Crab Crane Is maintaining its spot and 3rd said Itomimizu.
What the hell? Where did the Crab Crane go? Said Itomimizu.
Oh, there it is said Itomimizu.
Unbelievable, folks, the Crab Crane's officially out of the race said Itomimizu.
But I don't know 's that? Said Itomimizu.
The straw hats speed past Porche and Copate with Lucy's Devil Fruit Lucy runs out of steam.
I think she's given it all she's got said, Robin.
Hey, we better get the paddling before we lose our edge said Ussop.
Thanks for handing 1st place to us said Porche.
Man, we just passed those guys said Nami.
And that's the last time you'll even see us. What the? Said Copate.
Excellent, Robin said Nami.
That is downright cheating said Capote.
Let go said Capote.
It's too bad they already noticed said Robin.
Are you ready to go again? Asks Nami.
Lucy? Said Nami.
I get the feeling she's gonna be like this for quite a while said Sanji.
Let's just keep paddling with all we've got said Ussop.
We've got to try and catch up to em before they get an even bigger lead on us said Ussop.
You're right, let's paddle said Nami.
Oh, they're approaching the most fearsome obstacle on the course, the Long Coral Reef, and just beyond that foreboding difficult patch is the dreaded Long Ring Whirlpool of Long Cape! Can they overcome these hurdles and… oh said Itomimizu.
Well, I'll be, talking about unexpected. It's full-dash Hamburg at full-dash speed! And riding on top of him the master of the destruction of the South, the scourge of fairness and bravest scoundrel of all time, our boss Silver fox Foxy! said Itomimizu.
It's him said Nami.
This race is really heating up the next course obstacle, the Long Coral Reef is dead ahead! Leading in the race are Porche and the cutie wagon and pursuing close behind are the Straw Hats, barrel tiger and at least it floats! Said Itomimizu.
Whoa. They're like choppers, they antlers said Lucy.
Why is the coral in this reef so long? Asks Robin.
Why is it sticking out like that? Asks Sanji.
Whatever. Let's just get through it said Sanji.
Look, that weird reef is causing some unusual currents to form said Nami.
Going in blind is not a good idea said Nami.
Don't forget there's someone on land looking for every opportunity to sabotage this race, our boss, Silver Fox Foxy said Itomimizu.
Just what does he have in store for us? Said Itomimizu.
Wait, what's this? The Straw Hats are slowing down said Itomimizu.
Come on, Nami. Keep going said Ussop.
Not yet said Nami.
Not yet? They're just getting further ahead of us said Ussop.
.I know, ok, we're not going in yet said Nami.
Sanji, you wait here too said Nami.
Anything you say, Nami said Sanji.
The cutie wagon takes advantage of this opportunity and plunges forward into the Long Coral Reef said Itomimizu.
They came back said Ussop.
What? The cutie wagon has been pushed back out of the reef! What's happening down there? Said Itomimizu.
See, I knew there was something weird about those currents said Nami.
Now let's get moving Ussop said Nami.
Right said Ussop.
You two Sanji, pick up the pace and follow me said Nami.
Aye aye said Sanji.
Come on this way said Nami.
Watch this? The Straw Hats are picking up speed. All three boats are about to enter the Long Coral Reef at the same time said Itomimizu.
The barrel tiger, and at least it floats, hasn't been pushed back said Itomimizu.
Hey, what's that? Asks Ussop.
Ha ha. And there you have it! The devilish interference we've all been waiting for said Itomimizu.
It's some kind of smoke screen said Ussop.
You've gotta be kidding. What's that idiot up to? Said Sanji.
Hey, I can't see where we're going said Lucy.
Now it will be far too dangerous for the Straw Hat teams to proceed any further. They made it through with no trouble at all. How is that possible? Incredible! Said Itomimizu.
The straw hats had sailed through the Long Coral Reef with ease, But what about the cutie wagon? Oh no, seems they've been pushed back again said Itomimizu.
Hey, the boat moving on its own. What's going on here, Nami? Said Ussop.
This place is a maze of currents said Nami.
Currents? Said Ussop.
Right! That giant Whirlpool ahead of us is causing smaller whirlpools to form within the reef. Resulting in the extreme current said Nami.
Nami explains
Incredible! You're a miracle! That's what you can do when you got the best navigator on the Grand Line on your crew! Genius said Ussop.
Nami-swan, you're amazing said Sanji.
But they won't be celebrating for long. Once they're out of the reef they head straight into the Long Ring said Itomimizu.
Long Coral Reef. Long ring. It's just one long thing after another said Ussop.
Ussop stop freaking out and use it said Nami.
Use what? Asks Ussop.
The impact dial said Nami.
But I don't have it with me though said Ussop.
Oh yeah, then what's this? Said Nami.
How did you? Said Ussop.
Hurry, if you don't use it too, we'll be sucked down into a giant Whirlpool said Nami.
Why are you smiling? Do I have to use that thing if I? If I do it again, I'll break my shoulders said Ussop.
That's a risk I'm totally willing to take said Nami.
That's because it's my shoulder said Ussop.
Impact Dial said Sanji and Lucy.
Come on, we're running out of time here said Nami.
So that's why you've been acting so calm, huh? You had this planned from the very beginning, didn't you? Said Ussop.
It's been a nice life said Ussop.
Now do it long nose said Robin.
Oh, the Barrel tiger and at least its floats have picked up some tremendous speed! No, wait, they're not just going faster, they're flying! They're leaping right over Long Cape said Itsomimizu,
They have now taken the lead said Itomimizu.
But wait! At least it floats has crashed, landed on Long Cape, and broken into pieces! It can continue the race said Itomimizu.
Such a shame. At least it floats is now disqualified said Itomimizu.
Did I mention she was foul-mouthed? This race will soon be decided said Itomimizu.
The Cutie Wagon is closing in quickly! These are the final moments of round one: the donut race! Who will win? Said Itomimizu.
She even sees through Operation: Fake Goal! Formidable! Truly formidable! Said Itomimizu.
And now I have a question for her. What's it like being so hated? It's too late for her, her heart is cold. She has no soul said Itomimizu.
Meanwhile, Porche and the cutie wagon have tragically stopped at the fake goal! The purity of your heart is outstanding! Pay attention, Porche. You've been tricked! Said Itomimimzu.
The Barrel Tiger is finally approaching the Long Bamboo Cape! The goal is just beyond it! There in the home stretch said Itomimizu.
Round one of the Davy back fight, the donut race is about to come to a close said Itsomimizu,
Just in time said Sanji.
Alright, Nami's team is winning said Lucy.
Man: You guys almost won.
What do you mean we're totally gonna win said Lucy.
Man #2: Not so fast. Take a look over there. Our boss is coming.
Yeah, So what? What could he do? Asks Lucy.
Man #2: Our boss is just like you. He has Devil fruit powers.
Slow-Slow Beam said Foxy.
And the winner is the Cutie wagon! Congratulations said Itomimizu.
The hero of the first round of the Davy Back Fight is our own idol Porche said Itomimizu.
Now it's time for you guys to pay up! We're taking one of your crew said Foxy.
You guys hurt? Is everybody ok? Robin? Said Chopper.
Yes, we're all right said Robin.
What the heck happened out there? Asks Lucy.
I'd like to know the same thing said Nami.
We all like to know what happened. Did we really lose somehow? Said Ussop.
It looked like you were gonna win, but then you suddenly slowed down and they passed you said Lucy.
There's nothing strange about that, it was caused by slowmo photon said Foxy.
Hey, what did you do to Nami's team, you smug bastard? Said Sanji.
What's a Slowmo Photon? Asks Lucy.
They are particles unlike any other in modern science. Whatever this light touches whether it be an animal, a liquid, a solid, or even gas, loses a fixed amount of its velocity, said Foxy.
While simultaneously restraining its energy said Foxy.
You're dumb. That makes no sense at all said Lucy.
She just insults me said Foxy.
Oh! Sir, are you ok? Said Porche.
No way! Something that ridiculous is just… said Nami.
Impossible. Is that what you're thinking? Said Foxy.
Surely you know such a naive, childish claim has no meaning out on these waters said Foxy.
Everything it touches slows down. That's the power of Slowmo Photon said Foxy.
Now that makes sense. Why didn't you say so before? Said Lucy.
After I ate the Slow-Slow Fruit, I became a slow-motion man capable of producing these particles from my body. Observe said Foxy.
Ah! A floating cannonball! Said Ussop.
The Slow-Slow beam said Foxy.
The effects last approximately 30 seconds. In which The object will regain Its energy speed as if nothing ever happened said Foxy.
Can't believe your eyes, I take it said Foxy.
The cannonball blows up in his face.
Boss! Oh no said Porche.
I get it. So that's why we didn't win the race said Ussop.
It also explains why they are so overly confident about these games said Sanji.
What a joke of a devil fruit power said Sanji.
It doesn't matter. You guys lost said Porche.
You know all the rules that you agree to all the terms said Porche.
The donut race is over and we are the winners said Foxy.
Too bad for you guys said Porche.
Scene change
That concludes round one! And now we shall commence with the awarding of the prize said Itomimizu.
The winning captain will select a member of the opposing crew said Itomimizu.
My first selection is other than You, The Doctorr Tony Tony Chopper said Foxy.
Bring him to me at once said Foxy.
Oh, no, Chopper said Nami.
Such a rare creature, You're softer than I had Imagined you would be said Foxy.
Boss, may I hold them too? Asks Porche.
You're so damn cute. And he's ours now said Foxy.
Chopper! Said Lucy.
So that creep had his eyes set on Chopper, huh? Said Sanji.
Well, I suppose he is among the rarest of rare animals said Sanji.
Or maybe he collects cute things said Nami.
You know, I wouldn't rule out a fur fetish said Robin.
Why does it even matter? Focus, people said Ussop.
That freak over there just took our friend said Ussop.
You guys said Chopper.
All right, Doctor Chopper, enough of all that! You're one of my crew, you need to pledge your loyalty to me and you can start by putting on this mask said Foxy.
You guys said Chopper.
I'm so sorry that we lost Chopper! We did our best. Farewell said Ussop.
He's truly a rarity said Foxy.
My very own talking reindeer. He's amazing said Porche.
You guys listen said Chopper.
I only went out to sea because of you! I won't no I refuse said Chopper.
Lucy, you invited me! I've set sail to be one of the straw hats! I won't go with them said Chopper.
Please, no! I am the ship doctor of the Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper! I won't go said Chopper.
Quit your bellyaching chopper. It's disgraceful said Zoro.
Zoro said Ussop.
You made the choice to set sail as a pirate, only you and Now you have to live with the consequences of that decision said Zoro.
We agreed to the terms of the game. You, Usopp and everyone else did the best they could said Zoro.
Not one pirate worth their salt. It's going to sympathize with those tears, A man should suck it up And quietly watch this game said Zoro.
What's wrong with you? Don't you know how he must be feeling? Said Nami.
Chopper dries his tears and starts acting tough.
Chopper said Nami
That a boy said Zoro.
All teach him a lesson, Zoro said Ussop.
Yeah, get Chopper back said Lucy.
Let's get the second event started said Zoro.
Yeah, we still have two rounds left in this said Sanji.
There's no way we're letting these, jerks take our emergency food supply said Sanji.
Sanji, we're counting on you said Ussop.
The exchange is complete and the incitement explodes as Davy Back Fight enters round two said Itomimizu,
Hey, wasn't Chopper supposed to be in the second round? Said Ussop.
How can he compete if they took him? Asks Ussop.
Good point said, Robin.
Foxy Pirate: That's one of the most thrilling parts of the games. Remember the rules? You cannot change your team's roster. No replacements allowed.
In other words, only the two remaining contestants can participate in Round Two's game, the Groggy Ring said Itomimizu.
That gives the Foxy team an advantage said Itomimizu.
What? That's not fair said Ussop.
Actually, you could sit this one out too said Zoro.
Feel free to do the same said Sanji.
Hard to believe they're going to work together as a team said Nami.
What was that? Said both boys.
Knock it off said Nami.
I will now explain the rules of the groggy ring said Itomimizu.
We have our playing field and we have two goals. Knock the ball into the goal and you win. However, the ball isn't actually a ball. The balls are people. Both teams must select someone to be the ball, make your selection said Itomimizu.
You heard him. Now which one of you two is going to be the ball? Said a Foxy pirate.
Zoro points to Sanji.
Ball Marker said a second Foxy Pirate.
Who said you get a pick? You're the ball, you moss-headed bastard said Sanji.
There it is, the interesting theme song. It's time to welcome back The undisputed elites of the groggy ring said Itomimizu.
The famous groggy monsters have taken the field. Behold the kings of the ring said Itomimizu.
First up, it's Full Dash Hamburg. Following behind is tackle Machine Pickles. And last but not least, the half-giant, half-beast man himself, Big Pan Wanton. This is literally a monstrous march. said Itomimizu.
What is that? Asks Lucy.
That man is ginormous said Nami.
Oh crap! He's the one wearing the ball marker said Ussop.
You'll never beat them said Foxy.
Disappointed? Asks Sanji.
Not at all said Zoro.