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Our mighty groggy ring competitors have taken the field opposing them on the Straw Hats team, There are medicines sideline supporter from the first round, the Savage Chef Sanji said Itomimizu.
Think you mean Stylish Chef said Sanji.
And beside him with a bounty of 60 million Berries, Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro said Itomimizu.
Hardly worth our time to squash a couple of pipsqueaks like these said Pickles.
Right, Big Pan? Said Pickles.
He can't hear you said, Hamburg.
Man, what do these guys eat? Asks Sanji.
We'll start this out with the coin toss said the ref.
Tails said, Hamburg.
What about you? Asks the ref.
It kind of has to be heads, right? Said Sanji.
Tails said the ref.
Field or ball? Asks the ref.
Ball, please said Hamburg.
You heard him our groggy monsters have chosen the ball! The Straws Hats ball man will now enter the other team's mid-circle said Itomimizu.
Left or right? Asks the ref.
Doesn't matter said Zoro.
In case you're wondering, The ballmen are the players with the silly little hats on their heads. Knock your opponent's ball man into the ring on their side of the field and the game is yours said Itomimizu.
Hey ball man, get in position already said Zoro.
Now listen, I never agreed to be the ball in the first place. You better shut your mouth unless you want to boot to the teeth said Sanji.
How am I supposed to look cool with this thing on my head? Said Sanji.
You're gonna cry over a hat? Said Zoro.
Hey, that looks good on you said Zoro.
You think I've gotta fall for that, stupid? Yells Sanji.
Zoro! Sanji! I'm coming on you said Lucy.
I'm sorry we lost the last round, you guys! It's up to you now! Please get Chopper back! You gotta said Ussop.
Wow, would you look at that. It's a real Wotan! Said Nami.
They aren't as large as true-blooded giants, but he's still pretty big said Robin.
Don't bother cheering on your friends said Foxy.
Those guys are more than just are groggy ring experts said Foxy.
Oh hey, split head. Do you want something? Said Lucy.
She said it again said Foxy.
Ah! Poor boss said, Porche.
Why would you be so cruel to this sweet gentle man? Said Porche.
Watch what that face? If you're afraid I'm going to interfere again then don't worry. I won't even need to in this round said Foxy.
Don't tell me you can, butt in on this game too said Nami. '
Yes, it all depends on how the captain feels. Actually, some pirates like to fight fair and square to test the strength of their crew, others will cheat any way they can to make sure they never lose a match said Foxy.
While I just do whatever I want said Foxy.
I don't see why you're complaining about a little foul play here and there said Foxy.
You're a real pirate, you should be used to this sort of thing, right? The sea is treacherous said Foxy.
Well, yeah, you would know said Nami.
By the way, your team looked to be playing a game of their own said Foxy.
Three said Sanji and Zoro.
They do know the match is about to start right? Said Foxy.
Laugh while you can. They're just laid back because they know they'll win said Nami.
So is the chef your ball man or what? Hurry up said, Pickles.
Sanji, that hat looks great on you said Nami.
All right, let's rock! Ball man's here to kick some ass said Sanji.
I'll admit it does suit look like a real Prince. From the Kingdom of Lame Asses said Zoro.
This triggers a fight between the two
You're wasting time. Start the match said Ussop.
Hey, hold it! No weapons on the field, pal! You gotta lose the swords said the ref.
Huh? Those the rules? Said Zoro.
Yep, cause this is a ball game! Can't have you slicing each other up, now can we? Said Itomimizu.
Zoro hands over his swords.
Fine, my fists are all I need said Zoro.
You sure you're going to be ok out there? Asks Sanji.
A swordsman, but without his sword this just well said Sanji.
What? Said Zoro.
A normal guy, only lamer said Sanji.
This starts another fight between them.
That wasn't even a good burn. Get over it said Ussop.
It certainly took long enough, but it looks like the Straw Hats ball man is making his way to the opponent's circle said Itomimizu.
Hey Cook, hope you get trampled out there said Zoro.
Up yours said Sanji.
The crowd is hungry for action today said Itomimizu.
Big Pan, Are you ready to make some grown men cry? Asks Pickles.
He can't hear you said, Hamburg.
Come on, man! Pay attention for once! It's not that funny. Stop laughing said, Pickles.
What should I say? The groggy monsters are always up for a good laugh. Now why don't we go over a few quick rules. Said Itomimizu.
There's no time limit and the first team to score wins. Had Team Straw hat went back to the reindeer, they lost in round one or will they lose another team member? As you can see Foxy's returning champions are laughing at the faces of the they be the ones to have the last laugh? The whistle is about to sound said Itomimizu.
The whistle sounds.
Let the game begin! We start with ball man Sanji deep in enemy territory. Will he retreat or attack? Said Itomimizu.
Let's do this said Pickles.
Tackle Machine Pickles takes off with a heavy charge! Said Itomimizu.
Ok, I just gotta for their ball man and finish him off said Sanji.
Sling Tackle said Pickles.
Get out of my way said Sanji.
Let's see what you got, big man. Hope that that fathead of yours fits into the goal said Sanji.
Hey, what's going on here? His skin's all slimy, said Sanji.
The chef is slipping and sliding on big pans, massive arm. But that's no all Big Pan's a loach fish Waton. They have slippery skin said Itomimizu.
What the heck are you doing? Stop screwing around said Zoro.
Get down here said Zoro.
You better watch what you wish for, swordsman said Sanji.
Sanji is smacked off Big Pan's arm.
This is it! Big Pan's Super long pass said Itomimizu.
Sanji said, Lucy.
Team Captain Hamburg races onto the scene for the catch but Zoro is in hot pursuit as well said Itomimizu.
That stupid head of yours makes it anywhere near the goal. I'm going to chop it off said Zoro.
You talk big, but just wait till I get down there said Sanji.
Sweeping Tackle said Pickles.
Pickles crashes over the rival Teams line. Meanwhile, Hamburg flies high for a midair catch said Itomimizu.
Perfect and then? Said Itomimizu.
Hamburg tosses Sanji towards Pickles.
I got him. I got him said Pickles.
Pickles dashes into position said Itomimizu.
Get back here, damn it said Zoro.
Zoro goes for an interception said Itomimizu.
Spinning Tackle said Pickles.
Uh oh said Sanji.
With his partner down Sanji is sent spiraling into the sky said Itomimizu.
Sanji said Ussop.
Bringing up the rear, Big Pan starts across the field and catches the falling Hamburg. Once again Hamburg nabs Sanji with a perfect catch. Incredible! The ring is right, insight! Is this it?
Said Itomimizu.
You can't go down that easy said Zoro.
Cut it out, said Pickles.
Hurry do something, said Ussop and Lucy.
The straw hats are running out of time, said Itomimizu.
I know! I'm on it. No need to remind me said Zoro.
It ain't over! I won't let you score said Zoro.
Alright, you've had your fun. Time to put me down, Fathead said Sanji.
I can't let Zoro bail me out if this i'll never here the end of it said Sanji.
And stay down said Sanji.
Hamburg and Pickles land on the ground.
No goal said Itomimizu,
Zoro and Sanji start to argue again
It seems our groggy monsters have finally found some worthy adversaries in the ring. This will be a match to remember because the straw hat prevailed. We've seen pigs fly once today, so anything can happen. The challengers seemed to be discussing their next moves, let's get ready for round two said Itomimizu.
You're cramping my style. Go back to the sideline moss-head said Sanji.
Is it your style to get pounded like a punching bag? Asks Zoro.
Stay out of the way and I'll win this said Zoro.
I can't stay out of the way. I'm the ball man, the only one that matters said Sanji.
Zoro and Sanji continue to argue.
What's this? The Straw Hat team seems to be having some sort of disagreement with each other. Both ballmen are still in play So let's hope they can channel some of that aggression in a more productive direction said Itomimizu,
Those two sure are funny, aren't they? Said Lucy.
You idiots! Now it's your chance! What are you doing? Said Ussop.
The ball man is all alone! Gang up on him and knock him into the ring while those other guys are still out of the game! Said Ussop.
Big Pan stomps it for a surprise attack on the straw hats, said Itomimizu.
The two men run.
Don't run from the ball! How are you supposed to score? Said Ussop.
I'm doing my best here, but the guy's got knives in his shoes And if we don't run away, he's gonna make mulch out of us said Zoro.
Hey ref! I thought you said we couldn't use weapons said Sanji.
Stop screwing around said Sanji.
Sanji, what were you thinking? Said Nami.
You saw the whole thing. I saw you sweating over there, you little cheater said Sanji.
No… no way! I didn't see nothing. Not a thing said the ref.
You liar said Sanji,
Hey, that's the ref, Sanji! You're gonna get in trouble said Ussop.
The ref blows the whistle and holds up a yellow card.
Yellow card to Sanji of team Straw Hat said the ref.
You want another boot to the face! Said Sanji.
Whoa! Hold on, you're only going to make it worse said Ussop.
And there it is, a yellow card for Sanji. Just one more of those and the chef will be taken from the game once and for all folks said Itomimizu.
Shut up! I'll eject you said Sanji.
And the threats keep coming from the foul mouth ball man, who knows what he'll lash out at next said Itomimizu.
Why don't you come out here and say that to my face? Said Sanji.
What is he? A gangster? Said Itomimizu.
Worry about the boots. The ref can wait said Sanji.
Wait, an axe? You can't miss that said Sanji.
I didn't see. Are you sure? Said the ref.
Of course, I'm sure! Look said Sanji.
He's got a giant axe! See for yourself, stupid said Sanji.
Give it up, you're gonna get a red card if you don't shut it said Ussop.
Why are you siding with them all of a sudden? We're going to get Julienned out there said Sanji.
I know, but they're trying to make you do something stupid, you're playing right into their trap said Ussop.
Who cares? Said Sanji.
If you won't do it for me, at least do it for Chopper said Ussop.
Ok, stand back and let me handle it said Lucy.
No! We don't need the Captain butting in and complicating things said Ussop.
Sanji, please win the match for me said Nami.
I won't let you down said Sanji.
That was easy said Ussop.
All right, now back to the game, said Sanji.
They end up running again.
If you're gonna do that again, why even bother? Said Ussop.
Running around like this is getting us nowhere, said Sanji.
Yeah, but now that we know their game plan, we can come up with a counter-attack said Zoro.
Get ready, big guy. It's payback time said Sanji.
Go back to the sidelines, this bastard is mine said Zoro.
There's plenty of him for the both of you said Nami.
And they're off! All three are about to collide said Itomimizu.
Uh oh, here comes Big Pan's signature move! Things are about to get slippery said Itomimizu.
Bring it on said Sanji,
Who's afraid of a little skating, right? Said Sanji. '
There's no escape said Itomimizu.
Pull it together, guys, really said Ussop.
It looks like Hamburg and Pickles have recovered from their earlier accident. And what's this? it seems they've updated their is now sporting some iron knuckles and elbow guards, where did those come from? Meanwhile, Pickles is sporting some iron shoulder protectors, those clearly violate the no weapons rule. But by complete coincidence, the referee seems to be doing some stretches right now. Oh well, you can't expect him to catch everything, right? Said Itomimizu.
Time for revenge, my friend. You ready? Said Pickles.
There it goes, Loach Coaster said Big Pan.
Now we'll bring the pain said Pickles.
Spinning Tackle said Pickle.
The groggy monsters launch a counter attack! But this time, their target isn't the ball man but his partner Zoro. This is about to get ugly said Itomimizu.
Hamburger Hammer said Hamburg.
No Zoro said Ussop.
The assault isn't over yet! Big Pan's ready for another brutal attack said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Nami.
This is bad said Robin.
The Straw Hats are about to learn the power of teamwork. Like an arrow raining from the sky said Itomimizu.
The elbow guards get Zoro in the stomach.
A direct hit! He won't be walking that one off said Itomimizu.
By the way this all occurred in the groggy ring in case you didn't know said Itomimizu.
And now the Groggy team turns their attention to the Straw Hats ball said Itomimizu.
Pickles and his spikes are closing fast said Itomimizu.
Sanji move said, Lucy.
What, You thought that was it? They are just getting started said Itomimizu.
Hamburg sends him flying back! They don't even care about the scoring anymore said Itomimizu.
The groggy monsters Stomped the competition flat with a three-man attack said Itomimizu.
Zoro gets up, and so does then both fall back to the ground.
Such a cruel way to win said Robin.
Get up, Zoro! Come on, Sanji said Lucy.
Both balls are still in play, but it looks like team straw hat is down for the count said Itomimizu.
Now all that's left is to stuff the ball man in his coffin I mean, and it will be two wins in a row for the Foxy Pirates said Itomimizu.
It just goes to show you can't keep a good monster down said Itomimizu.
Hey, let's work together for 10 seconds said Zoro.
Ok, fine, but no longer said Sanji.
The second match of our Davy Back Fight has come to a dramatic conclusion as another win for our groggy monsters and while the Straw Hats put up a good fight, they were simply no match for our reigning champions. So with two wins in a row for the Foxy Pirates and one adorable doctor on the crew, we must wonder who Captain Foxy will choose next said Itomimizu.
Hey, wait, look said someone in the crowd.
Sanji and Zoro are standing up.
They're up! Against all odds, the Straw Hats are back on their feet. Even after a demoralizing beat down, The swordsman without his swords and the savage chef kept calm in the face of diversity once more said Itomimizu.
You guys, Why do you gotta scare me like that? Said Ussop.
The question is even if they can stand, do they have enough strike to fight? Said Itomimizu.
I had a little request said Foxy.
One monster burger, please said Foxy.
Now what could that mean? Asks Robin.
Did someone say burgers because I could go for one said Lucy.
Is that all you ever think about? Asks Ussop.
Uh oh! Did you hear that? Our boss has just ordered the famous monster burger said Itomimizu.
Here it comes! The most terrifying triple attack, The most horrifying hamburger. It seems hopeless for the Straw Hats. But I can't help but think that the groggy monsters might get a red card for such a clear violation of the rules. But look at that. What a coincidence, the referee, just happens to be doing some stretches right now. Oh well, he can't catch everything said Itomimizu.
I'm gonna make you turn around said Lucy.
Lucy no said Ussop.
Why not? Asks Lucy.
Because they want you to get mad so you'll butt in and do something stupid said Ussop.
We just go to grin and bear it, Lucy said Nami.
The preparations are complete. All that's left now is to just sit back and enjoy the happens from here on out, don't blame me. Anyway, it looks like they're headed straight for the ball man. Unless he acts fast, He'll be grounded and pounded, diced and sliced, trapped, and stuffed into a hamburger patty said Itomimizu.
Alright, if you want a cooking battle, you'll get one said Sanji.
I gotta warn you, I've never cooked scumbags before so I can't say how it'll turn out said Sanji.
Stop crushing said Pickles.
No, Hamburg said Pickles.
You're gonna pay for that said Pickles.
Hold up, about me said Zoro.
Out of my way, small fry! I'll cut you said Pickles.
Oh, no, say it ain't so! Big Pan has fallen victim to Pickles' Spinning Blade attack, said Itomimizu.
Somebody help me. I can't stop spinning said Pickles.
What? Not only did they knock Big Pan down, they knocked him right back up too! Although Big Pan is indeed on his feet, I'm not sure he has any idea where he is right now. And to make matters worse Pickles is looking pretty dazed himself! Team Foxy is in a pinch. Uh oh! Now Zoro from the Straw Hats is charging in, Will he be able to overcome Big Pan in his state of confusion? Said Itmomimizu.
You're not getting past me said Pickles.
Sanji kicked him from behind, sending him flying and crashing into the referee.
I've had enough of your crap and that goes for the ref too said Sanji.
The crowd, or rather, the ref takes a direct hit from the flying Pickles! Did Sanji have an ulterior motive perhaps? Said Itomimizu.
You did that on purpose, didn't you? Said the ref.
Red card said the ref.
Wait a sec! My whistle and my cards, they're gone said the ref.
You're such a naughty girl said Robin.
What can I say? Old habits die hard said Nami.
Oh, this is bad! Here they go again, with the victory of their grasp. The straw hats turn on each other, how strange! Said Itomimizu.
Incredible! Big Pan's airborne said Itomimizu.
No way said Porche.
The massive Wotan warrior said Itomimizu.
Alright! Cheered the straw hats.
It can't be, said someone in the crowd.
Goal said Itomimizu.
Yeah, way to go said Nami.
Yeah! Alright we won, we won! Said, Lucy..
I'm so happy said Ussop.
You won said Chopper.
Aw! No fair! He's mine, you can't have him said, Porche.
Zoro! Sanji! Thank you! Said Chopper.
There you have it folks! The groggy ring match is officially over said Itomimizu,
It's the end of an era! The groggy monster have finally been defeated as King of the Ring! Our new champions and winners of the round Zoro and Sanji of the Straw Hat Pirates said Itomimizu.
What did you think would happen? Like our guys would ever lose to you said Lucy.
Now, as I'm sure you all know, at the end of the fight our winners, the Straw Hat Pirates, can take their hard-earned prize. Will they take a member of Foxy's crew or will they take his Jolly Roger? Either way, it's up to their captain alone. Now, drum roll please said Itomimizu.
Well, the choice is obvious, isn't it? Said Lucy.
Okay, I choose said Lucy.
Hold on a second said Nami.
What's up, Nami? Asks Lucy.
Think about it, their boss is probably going to take part in the next round, right? Said Nami.
Yeah said Lucy.
We've already seen what his slow slow beam can do, if he fights we won't stand a chance in any other game no matter what the rules are, so the answer is obviously said Nami.
If Foxy's going to be our threat in round three then we should recruit him so we can have the advantage said Nami.
Sure, we'd all like to get Chopper back, but if we end up losing in the next round then they'll probably end up taking him right back and our will go to waste said Nami.
And since his crew will be dumbstruck when they lose their precious boss we'll stomp them and claim Chopper in round three then we're guaranteed to keep him for good. Get it? Said Nami.
No, say it ain't so! They are really going to take our captain away said Itomimizu,
Although there's no rule against their strategy, it certainly seems a bit underhanded. A little cheating is expected of pirates, But suddenly taking away a crew's captain In the middle of a game, it's no different than running away from a fight said Itomimizu.
Shame Shame on you Straw Hats and shame on the heartless devil of a woman who came up with this plan. You are truly a nefarious navigator, Nami said Itomimizu.
In the long history of Davy Back Fights, no one had ever had the audacity to pull such a lousy no-good stunt! So what do you say, man? You can't call a win against a crew with no captain a true victory can you? Said Itomimizu.
No said the crowd.
After swearing on Davy Jones name, is it the right to throw away your honor as a pirate, just to win a match? Said Itomimizu.
No said the crowd.
Why are they so mean? Said Nami.
Well, even if it doesn't go against the rules, it does seem to go against their pirate sensibility said Robin.
Shut up! You guys are making me mad said Lucy.
I'm with Nami on this one said Ussop.
I don't know. I think they're right said Zoro.
Nami, why don't you grow a backbone said Zoro.
You're just making a big fuss because you've lost, how about you shut up and deal with it said Nami.
Yes, ma'am. We're sorry said Foxy.
Underhanded, Which though she is, the girl is right, Monkey D. Lucy is the captain of the winning team, so it's up to her to decide how the battle will unfold. That is to say, she's free to choose anyone she likes, including Foxy himself said Itomimizu.
Say, just a quick thought. That plan of yours said, Robin.
Although it would give us a big advantage, you realized it would also make Foxy a part of our crew, said Robin. .
Yeah, I think I'll pass, said Lucy and the boys.
Now that the straw hats are done of emotionally abusing our boss, It's time for them to make their decision. Come on, don't leave us in suspension any longer said Itomimizu.
Fine. If that's the case, there's someone I want to take back said Lucy.
Shelly said, Lucy.
Do you have any idea what you did, you sorry excuse of a captain? Said Ussop.
Yeah, of course said Lucy.
Listen, I know you didn't like my Foxy plan, but this is a gazillion times worse said Nami.
Ok, but could you stop stretching my face like that, please? Said Lucy.
I know I told you not to pick Chopper But I wouldn't have said it if I thought you'd pick some horse said Nami.
There you go, stilts guy said Lucy.
Now you have your horse back once and for all said Lucy.
How can I thank you? Asks Tonjit.
Seeing you together is thanks enough, said Lucy.
Hey, your friends don't look so good. That last match was a real doozy, you sure they're ok? Said Tonjit.
Zoro and Sanji start fighting again.
They certainly are lively, aren't they? Said Tonjit.
This means so, thank you said Tonjit.
I told you, it's fine. Don't sweat it said Lucy.
Well, guess I can't blame her said Nami.
Yeah, that's totally what I would have done said Ussop.
Let me repay your kindness by treating you to some cheese back at my house said Tonjit.
Not in a million years said Ussop.
It's your loss. Suit yourself said Tonjit.
Shelley says thanks too said Tonjit.
Just keep up the stilts, ok? Said Lucy.
Are you sure about this though? What about your little reindeer friend? Asks Tonjit.
Yeah, you jerk! How do you think he feels being left with those weirdos? Said Nami.
Lucy said Chopper.
Poor little guy said Nami.
Chopper, i'm sorry. I know this is hard on you, but no matter what I promise we will win the next game and get you back said Lucy.
So hang on a little longer, ok? I know you can take it, after all you're a man right? Said Lucy.
You bet I am said Chopper.
That's our Chopper said Nami.
Leave it to me, little pal! You'll be just fine said Ussop.
If your Chopper's last hope, he's screwed said Sanji.
I wonder what the next game is going to be said, Robin.
Whatever it is, I'm ready for it said Zoro.
We're gonna have Chopper back in no time said Lucy.
Time skip
It's time for round three! The run roller round! Try saying that three times fast! Anyway, it's a head-to-head race on an outdoor track. As always the rules are simple, at the sound of the whistle each team Point Getter will start skating around the track, 20 seconds later the whistle will blow and the team Defenders will follow suit. The Defenders can try to hinder the opposing team or support their Point Getter, anything goes, assuming the Point Getters aren't injured or disqualified, the race will continue for 5 minutes, said Itomimizu.
At the end of that time, the team whose Point Getter is in the lead wins! So as little as an inch could mean your very own defeat. Naturally, yours truly will Be providing a play-by-play from my special bird's nest right next to the starting line. Fiber are two talented team to take the track said Itomimzu.
All right, guys. No matter how bad they cheat, we gotta get Chopper back this time, you ready? Said Lucy.
Whoo! Here come the Straw Hat Dangers making a grand entrance with a roaring battle cry. And on this end, their all-powerful opponent, the indomitable Foxy Devils! First up is the team's playmaker, Porche. Next is the stunningly speedy Chiqicheetah, the invincible and indomitable Mashikaku, the fighting fishmen Jube and Girarin and last but not least we have Foxy as head coach and Hamburg as team manager said Itomimizu.
That's a mighty lineup if I've ever seen one said Itomimizu.
Chiqicheetah walks forward and starts sniffing Lucy.
Hey, what are you doing? Asks Lucy.
Whoa! What is Chiqicheetah up to? Is he intimidating Lucy before the start of the match? Said Itomimizu.
What's with this weirdo? He's kind of creeping me out said Ussop.
His feet are indeed a thing of wonder, but his nose is impressive too said Foxy.
You ate something pungent, didn't you? Said Foxy.
Uh oh Lucy he's on to you. That's what you get for eating that old man's cheese said Ussop.
Oh, is that why? Said Lucy.
That was a joke said Ussop.
Watch your manners, will you? Shoo, shoo said Lucy.
Wow, ok, I don't know what that was about. But anyway, now that that's done, let's get back to the rules. The teams must change Point Getters after every round and each player can only be a Point Getter once said Itomimizu.
Alright since we have five rounds. Our best bet is to put our strongest scores in one, two, and five. The question is, who do we want to start out with? Said Sanji
Put me in two rounds okay Please!please! Said Lucy.
I'll think about if you just shut up and leave me alone for a second. Since she's so full of energy, i'll put Lucy as Point Getter in round one and again in round five
Robin looks like it's best to put you in round three said Sanji.
Sure, you seem to understand this better than anyone else said, Robin.
Thank you said Sanji.
Wait what if the other team has the same idea? Said Sanji.
Okay, come on! Hurry up! Said Lucy.
Okay, I'm done said Sanji.
Lucy has rounds one and five, Nami has round two, Ussop has round three, and Robin has been moved to four said Sanji.
Hey, hold on a second. Why do you get to make all these big decisions without asking me? Asks Zoro.
Huh? Because the coach makes all the decisions, not the manager and i'm the coach said Sanji.
Why do you get to have the awesome job? Why'd I get stuck following your orders? Asks Zoro.
Obviously, because I'm a genius and your brain is so rotten you're growing mold on your head said Sanji.
If you think you're a genius, then your ego is as twisted as your eyebrow said Zoro.
What? Said Sanji,
By the way, There's one more very important rule we need to go over said Itomimizu.
Knock it off, I can't hear him said Nami.
If any of the racers go in reverse or leave the course for whatever reason, they will be immediately disqualified from the game. Starting before the whistle means disqualification as well. Well, it looks like everything is set. In the first round, oh ho! Coming in strong from the start it's Straw Hat Lucy vs our very own Porche. The anticipation is killing me said Itomimizu.
So without further ado, let's get this thing started said Itomimizu.
Hey, look said Someone in the crowd.
You're kidding me said Nami.
No way said Ussop.
Whoa this is kinda hard said Lucy.
Please somebody tell me I'm seeing things said Sanji.
No! Don't make me look, I'm scared! Make it go away said Ussop.
Well, this is unexpected. Straw Hat doesn't know how to skate. And according to the roster she's supposed to play Point Getter in two rounds said Itomimizu.
Is the game over before it even started? Said Itomimizu.
Now what are we going to do? Asks Zoro.
Wait a second, if we can't count on Lucy, That that be everyone's going to expect me to win the third round said Ussop.
Both teams have finally made it to the starting line, but I'm beginning to wonder if this is going to be much of a race. At any rate, let's see what happens, shall we? Said Itomimizu.
Why'd you ask to be in two rounds if you don't even know how to skate? Said Ussop.
It's not my fault! That was before I found out skating is the hardest thing in the world said Lucy.
We're doomed! It's all over now said Nami.
Don't give up just yet. It's our job to pick up the slack said Robin.
Come on guys, let's go! Players to the track said the ref.
What? Not you again said Sanji.
If you pull any more stunts, you're getting a boot to the face said Sanji.
And tied for the third game. The run roller round! Will Porche breeze through an easy victory or will our rookie starter, Straw Hat, make an improvement? Said Itomimizu.
On your marks… get set… said the ref.
He blows the whistle.
And she's off! Porche tears down the court with a tremendous let's check back in on our challenger, Lucy. She fell flat on her face. She didn't even make it across the starting line said Itomimizu.
Certainly is hard-headed, isn't she? Said Robin.
Stupid shoes said Lucy.
Whoa now! Removing your skates will result in instant disqualification said Itomimizu.
Crap said, Lucy.
If I make it over there, I can grab the rail said Lucy.
The whistle blows again.
20 seconds have passed. It's time to let the Defenders loose said Itomimizu.
Hey, she's about to get pinned. Somebody help her said Sanji.
Not me said Ussop.
Gum-Gum Balloon? Said Nami and Ussop.
That's it! Let's go Ussop said Nami.
What? Said Ussop.
She kicks Lucy, sending the rubber girl flying.
Hey said Ussop.
Listen, Lucy, you have to keep holding your breath, we're going to roll you around the track said Nami.
Whatever works said Ussop.
Wow. Thanks, Robin said Nami.
What incredible speed! You can hardly call it skating, but she's definitely catching up to Porche. Amazing! This is certainly the most bizarre comeback I have ever seen. But wait the Foxy Devils have lined up some powerful defense. Oh! But a fancy flying maneuver sends her flying over Mashikaku, It's only about our time before she catches up to Porche said Itomimizu.
All right, Robin, Nice said Sanji.
Not so fast, said Girarin.
Killer Sword Festival said Girarin.
The attack sends Lucy in to the stands.
What a turn of events! Straw Hat Lucy has soared her way out of bounds said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Nami.
Was that a sword? Lucy are you ok? Said Ussop.
These things? Don't worry. Here look, it's fine. They're nothing but show said Girarin.
I don't feel so good said Lucy.
You can come down now said Ussop.
As expected, the winner of the first round is the lovely Porche. As you know, that means one point for the Foxy Devils! said Itomimizu.
I hate skating said Lucy.
Shut up and get down here said Zoro.
Now let's move along. In the second round matchup, The Straw Hats Point Getter is Nami, the nefarious navigator. She'll be up against the king of defense, Mashikaku, everyone's favorite human wall said Itomimizu.
Round two, on your marks, get set said the ref.
The whistle sounds.
And they're off! Or at least Nami is, Mashikaku on the other hand. Well, to put it nicely, let's say he's taking his time. It looks like the Heartless witch may be able to win this without any conniving this time said Itomimizu.
Am I missing something? Why is he so slow? Asks Ussop.
Forget about him, Nami. Just keep moving said Ussop.
Right said Nami.
The whistle sounds again.
And there's the second whistle said Itomimizu.
But see what we can do said Ussop.
Wait, why aren't they moving? Asks Ussop.
If you think you could get past us, then be my guest said Jube.
You wanna step up to these babies? Said Girarin.
Little late to be making a roadblock where the ones in the lead this time said Sanji.
If you guys don't move then I will said, Lucy.
Take it easy, Lucy. We got this one said Ussop.
Look how slow he is. There's no way Nami's gonna lose to this guy said Ussop.
Is that what you think? Said Porche.
Flower hypnosis said Porche.
Time skip
How's it? What happened? Said Nami.
We didn't fall asleep in the middle of the track, did we? Asks Ussop.
I'm not sure said Robin.
Lucy! Guys, wake up said Ussop.
But they're in the same place as before. Right? Said Nami.
Yeah said Robin.
Nami, hurry you're about to lose the race said Chopper.
What? Why would I said Nami.
The Foxy Devils win two rounds in a row! Two more and it's all over for the Dangers said Itomimizu.
That can't be said Nami.
He's in the same spot, but that's only because he did a whole lap said Sanji.
Snooze you lose, it sucks to be you, huh? Said Porche.
Can't believe we beat them with Mashikaku said Foxy.
Are you kidding me? Said Ussop.
Unless the Straw Hats pull it together fast, this could be over in a two-point deficit everything is riding on these next two rounds. Will Ussop's aerodynamic nose give him the edge he needs to beat Chiqicheetah in the next round said Itomimizu?
But I'm allergic said Ussop.
Don't you dare try and tell us you're allergic to roller skates said Nami and Sanji.
Ow! Said Lucy.
That's all wrong. Try to lower your stance a little, you gotta use your hips when you move said Zoro.
Never figured you for a skater. Wow said, Lucy.
I'm not said Zoro.
Spread them out a little said Zoro.
Huh? Like this? Said Lucy.
Not even close said Zoro
This? Asks Lucy.
No said Zoro.
Like this? Ow said, Lucy.
No! Listen to me, damn it said Zoro.
On your marks… Get set said the ref.
The whistle sounds.
So fast said Nami.
Your little friend might want to give up now and save himself the effort said Porche.
Chiqicheetah Doesn't even need our help, you know said Jube.
No way, he's already finished a lap said Nami.
Maybe you guys should sit back and relax too said Porche.
The whistle sounds again.
That 20 seconds. It's time for the Defenders to go said Itomimizu.
Come on, Robin said Nami.
Right said Robin.
Good luck said, Porche.
There you go, now keep it up just like I said said Zoro.
Look, she's almost there said someone in the crowd.
Go, kid, you can do it said another.
That's it. Come on. Go said Chopper.
Is she? Said Nami.
Yeah, Ussop! You're going to win this! Said Lucy.
Hang on, Chopper will get you back said Lucy.
All right, I'm up! Ussop i'm coming said Lucy.
Oh, Lucy said Ussop.
It's so fast said Lucy.
She looks behind her and sees Chiqicheetah.
I won't let you win said Lucy.
Incredible! Moments ago Straw Hat Lucy couldn't even stand on her skates much less in skate in them! Now she's neck and neck with Chiqicheetah who has powered up to double speed! Full Task said Itomimizu.
Oh crap! I taught her how to stand and skate, but not how to turn said Zoro.
Straw hat Lucy has left the course once again, she is now disqualified from round three said Itomimizu.
I knew it. She's hopeless said Ussop.
The Speed King, Chiqicheetah, continues the race with a four-lap lead said Itomimizu.
Long nose! Take my hand, hurry said Robin.
Whoa! Nico Robin uses a long whip to keep her team in the race. Will it be enough to make up for lost time? There it is, Chiqicheetah and It triple-speed rocket dash! Said Itomimizu.
Hey said Sanji.
Aren't you pay attention? He left the course dammit! Said Sanji.
The air is safe! The air is safe, said the ref.
Coach Sanji's angry complaint is overruled and shot down said Itomimizu.
Jube grabs Robin.
I try not to struggle, girl. Got it? Said Jube.
The more you wiggle more tangled you become said Jube.
Fool, I'm an invertebrate, this is nothing to me said Jube.
Nice work, Jube said Foxy.
He uses Slow Slow beam on Robin.
Oh no, that freak took out, Robin said Sanji.
Hey, coach lame brain. If we don't do something about that Chiqicheetah guy and quick, we're going to lose this race said Zoro.
You don't need to remind me said Sanji.
Wait, Chiqicheetah? Said Sanji.
Cheetah… that just might work said Sanji.
Hey you! The old man with a horse! Are you here? Said Sanji.
You mean me? Said Tonjit.
Yeah! Listen, that long kiwi you gave Lucy, where did you get it from? Asks Sanji.
What are you talking about? Asks Zoro.
Shut it said Sanji.
Come on, old man, Hurry said Sanji.
There they grow on the branches of those trees said Tonjit.
All right, shrub head, bring back a branch of that tree said Sanji.
Hey, is that any way to ask for a favor? Said Zoro.
Look, it might be our only chance to stop that guy. Now get going said Sanji.
With a tree branch? Said Zoro.
Yeah, you heard me. Now hurry said Sanji.
What's he doing? Asks someone in the crowd.
Here you can ride Shelly said Tonjit,
Thanks, old man said Zoro.
4 minutes into the race and Chiqicheetah Has an amazing 13-lap lead said Itomimizu.
Now passing the 4 and a half minute mark and Chiqicheetah's lead has increased to 15 laps! Things certainly aren't looking good for the Straw Hat Dangers said Itomimizu.
Damn it, where is he? Said Sanji.
4 minutes and 50 seconds! Ten more seconds and the Foxy Devils will be just one more point away from victory said Itmomimizu.
Only 5 seconds remain! Wait, what's happening? What is that? Said Itomimizu.
The whistle sounds.
What's going on down there? What happened to Chiqicheetah? Chiqicheetah left the course just before the end of the round and is disqualified. What a stunning a miraculous come from behind victory round three goes to the Straw Hat Dangers said Itomimizu.
Hooray said Ussop.
But why? What happened? Asks someone in the crowd.
Kiwi fruits have special properties. In some cases these properties have been to Memorize the smell of the plant itself is just like catnip. Cheetahs are cats too said Sanji.
I figured it was worth a shot said Sanji.
I get it! That's why he was sniffing all over Lucy before the race said Nami.
Probably so said Sanji.
Impressive knowledge, Mr. Cook said Robin.
Oh, it was nothing, really said Sanji.
Won that one by the skin of our teeth said Zoro.
The Straw Hat Dangers have managed to score a point of their own, but the Foxy Devils still have the advantage said Itomimizu,
There's no time to bask in the afterglow of victory, though, round four will be starting soon. The Point Getters will be Historian Nico Robin and the Fishman Jube, we're in for a great race said Itomimizu.
Listen how to turn, you said Zoro.
Don't worry, I got it said Lucy.
What do you mean you got it? Said Zoro.
You didn't have it a second ago said Zoro.
Look, I did what you told me to do, I watched how everyone else was skating said Lucy.
I'm ready said Lucy.
We know he's going to use that stupid beam again said Nami.
Yeah, that Doo Doo beam is gonna be a problem said Ussop.
Doo Doo Beam? Said Foxy.
Boss said Porche.
Ussop i've got an idea said Nami.
What is it? Asks Ussop.
You are so naughty said Ussop.
Good idea, don't you think? Said Nami.
Oh! Do I detect an evil plan brewing from heartless and cruel Nami? Said Itomimizu.
Her devious face is showing said Itomimizu.
Whose face is devious? Said Nami.
Yours said Ussop.
Round four is about to begin said Itomimizu.
Long time no see said Jube.
Ready… go said Itomimizu.
It's 20 seconds. Defenders go said Itomimizu.
Is… is she got to be able to do this? Asks Ussop.
All right said Nami.
Yes, yes! Way to go Lucy said Ussop.
Bring it on! I'd be more than happy to give another taste of my Mucha Karamete said Jube.
Oh no you won't said Lucy.
She punches the Fishman into the rail.
Oh ho ho! Seems like she's getting the hang of it. Straw Hat Lucy sends Jube flying said Itomimizu.
Robin, keep going! I'll handle this guy said Lucy.
Right, thanks said Robin.
Hey, my Baton's gone said Porche.
Sorry said Nami.
Give me that back said Porche
Don't even try it. I'd sit this one out if I were you said, Lucy,
Okay said Jube.
Astounding! The Straw Hat Danger are on a roll! They've just taken a one-lap lead said Itomimizu.
We'll see about that said Foxy.
Hamburg, prepare for a full dash said Foxy.
Right said Hamburg
Ussop it's time said Nami.
Yeah! Now, Operation: Laugh and fall! Are you ready for this? Said Ussop.
You know it said Nami.
Nami and Ussop distract Foxy.
Time is almost and there you have it! The Straw Hat Dangers win round four by a landslide said Itomimizu.
There will now be a 5-minute break before the final round begins said Itomimizu.
Now it's time for the final round of the event! Both teams are at the starting line, ready to go! But it seems that Girarin alone is representing the Foxy Devils. The rest of the team is off the track. Would that be they're planning to use their most devious trick of all? Said Itomimizu
Devious trick? Said Sanji.
Come on, you know it's just going to be that stupid Slow Slow Beam said Zoro.
Oh, wow! You figured it out, Yes, we're going to be using the Slow Slow Beam to stop your captain. That's our little plan in its entirety said Porche.
Not that you're going to be able to do anything about it said Jube.
As if? Weren't you paying attention to what happened in the last round? Said Ussop.
Operation: Laugh and fall will stop him cold, hey! Just skate like crazy, Lucy said Ussop.
Yeah, just leave everything to me said, Lucy.
Okay! It's time to begin the final round! Ready? Go said Itomimizu.
Oh, no! He starting already? Said Ussop.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Here it is! An onslaught of slow slow beams said Itmimizu.
What's going on? Why is Operation: Laugh and Fall working? Said Ussop.
Huh? Were you two saying something? Asks Foxy.
Earplugs? The Straw Hat Dangers have been outsmarted! That's our boss for you said Itomimizu.
We are screwed said Ussop.
What the? Did he just deflect the slow slow beam? Said Sanji..
Oh? You noticed? Yes, Slow slow beam doesn't work on Girarin said Porche.
What? Really? No way! How is that possible? Said Sanji.
Sorry, but it's a secret said Porche.
Oh, secret? Oh, that makes perfect sense said Sanji.
Ah, now I get it! That's why the rest of your team wasn't on the course said Zoro.
Yep! This way you can't hide from the beam behind any of the Foxy Devils! Yout whole team is gonna be turned into slowpokes, but we won't said, Porche.
This is bad! Now what are we going to do? Said Ussop.
20 seconds are up! Defenders go said Itomimizu.
Time for you two to slow down said Foxy.
Nami! Said Sanji.
A direct hit! Navigator Nami and Sharpshooter Ussop have fallen prey to the Slow Slow Beam said Itomimizu.
Lucy behind you said Robin.
Lucy is hit.
Lucy has been stopped in her tracks! Victory is down near certain for the Foxy Devils said Itomimizu.
Now it's your turn said Foxy.
Robin stopped and steps off the track.
Oooh! What's this? Nico Robin Who has been keeping the Straw Hat Dangers at the game, has suddenly give up? With only one minute remaining in the round, she has stepped off the course said Itomimizu.
Robin, what are you doing? Asks Sanji.
If I'm over here with you two, I can avoid being hit by that beam, right? Said Robin.
Yeah, but said Sanji.
40 seconds remaining and Girarin had an easy three-lap lead said Itomimizu.
I think I'll give you two another goal just to be on the safe side said Foxy.
Alright, Straw hat, Lucy. It's been fun, but it's time to end this, said Foxy.
Only 30 seconds remain! If Straw Hat Lucy is hit with another beam, victory is guaranteed for the Foxy Devils, said Itomimizu.
This ends now said Foxy.
Robin uses her powers to stop Foxy from firing.
Oh crap said Jube.
Lucy move it! Get going! Said Sanji.
Right said Lucy.
20 seconds said Itomimizu.
Zorro stops Jube from grabbing Robin.
So how should I prepare you? Said Zoro.
Grilled or deep fried? Said Zoro.
Jube backs off.
10 seconds left! Straw Hat Lucy is moving at incredible speeds! These two are neck and neck now! It will be a mad dash to the finish said Itomimizu.
No! You wouldn't said Foxy.
Oh! The boss has slowed himself down said Itomimizu.
Only 5 seconds left said Itomimizu.
Those dumb blades won't work on me said Lucy.
The straw hat dangers have managed to pull a come from behind victory.
Yeah said Lucy.
It's over! My Slow Slow Beam failed me said Foxy.
I'm begging you! Please pick me this time said Chopper.
Looks like it all worked out said Sanji.
Seems so said Zoro.
Now it's time to choose your new crew member. How do you watch Straw Hat Lucy? Said Itomimizu.
Come on, Chopper, Get over here said Lucy.
I was so scared! I'm so happy you won said Chopper.
Are you kidding? A bunch of suckers like that could never beat my crew said Lucy.
We've seen blood, sweat, and plenty of tears today, but the Davy Back Fight has finally drawn to a close. With the Straw Hats reclaiming their doctor, Tony Tony Chopper. I say this match ends in a draw said Itomimizu.
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Said Foxy.
Huh? Said Itomimizu.
Any captain worth his salt knows there are no draws in the pirate world! It's plunder or be plundered said Foxy.
You won't let it end like this, will you? Asks Foxy.
Wait? Is he saying what I think he is? Asks Ussop.
Come on! How about another 3 coin game to decide which one of us is really the best? Said Foxy.
Yeah, like we would agree to that said Ussop.
After all the cheating? You'd have to be an idiot to go for another round said Nami.
A gun goes off.
Oh no said Nami and Ussop.
You're on split head said Lucy.