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Ussop and Nami beat her up
Ok, this is the last time. I won't do it again, I promise said Lucy.
You're kidding? I don't know if I have any tears left to cry said Chopper.
She already agreed. So it's not like we can back out now said Zoro.
I doubt she would go through the trouble if she didn't have something in mind said Robin.
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Well, unless she thinks she can nab us a shipwright from Foxy's crew said Sanji.
It's time for the second 3 coin game! The events this time are a team-wide dodgeball showdown, A brutal new twist on a childhood favorite, and a one-to-one boxing beatdown! Like the previous games, each Crew member can only participate twice. In other words, last-minute line up changes will not be allowed said Itomimizu.
With their second Davy Back Fight of the day about to start, I'm backed to the announcer's seat to explain the rules. The name of the game is Hit and Dead Ball! The balls in question are the two you see on the field right now. If the opposing team hits you with one of those babies, you're out of the game! The teams are divided into on-court and off-court members, They're free to choose which one goes where and whatever number. Once you're out of court, members, you'll lose the match. Keep in mind that off-court members can throw the ball around just like anyone else, they're allowed to enter the Court under any circumstance, said Itomimizu.
They make it sound all fancy, but it seems like a regular dodgeball to me said Sanji.
There are some other miscellaneous details, so be sure to read the rule book carefully said Itomimizu.
That's the rulebook? Said Chopper.
You wouldn't expect it to be so thick said Robin.
Of course! Hit and Deadball It's one of the greatest and most modern time Davy Bach Fight games because it has been played so many times over the years, more and more rules have been added to balance and perfect its form. Only by strict earnings by these rules can the game truly be enjoyed said Itomimizu.
What's the point in preaching to us about the rules if you're going to break them all anyway? Did you give us the rulebook to know how bad you're cheating? Said Nami.
Now, now, now, look at the first page Mademoiselle said Itomimizu.
Referee regulations: He who makes judgment contrary to the rules written here will be beheaded on the spot said Robin.
Beheaded? Scary said Chopper.
And there you have it! On that topic, this game will be officiated by a team of five referees headed by a man with 50 years of experience, Rokuroshi said Itomimizu.
With any luck, we might actually get a fair fight this time around said Zoro
Team Foxy has a stupendous set of players, truly a superb spectacle to see. Sadly, the Straw Hats pale in comparison with their diminutive showing. Sporting a measly 8 members, I must wonder if they're even trying said Itomimizu.
Ok, we get it said Ussop.
Let's get this show on the road! We'll start the match off with a doubling opening tip said Itomimizu.
Each team bring two players to the center of the field said Rokuroshi.
Hey, do you mind if I do this? Asks Chopper.
Yeah, be my guest said Zoro.
Go jump your heart out, little guy said Zoro.
Alright said Chopper.
Chopper has transformed! It looks like he's not just fluff after all! He could turn out to be a powerful player for the Straw Hats said Itomimizu.
Oh no? What's that? Now he's not cute at all said Porche.
Ready, set and go said Rokuroshi.
Jube and Girarin go attack the two but they jump up and get the balls and the two fishermen get stuck in the ground.
Nice catch! Now give them a good spike to the face said Ussop.
Aim straight for split head! Come on, Chopper, let go said Lucy.
Right said Chopper.
Oh no, our boss is in trouble said Itomimizu.
The two spiked balls hit Foxy in the face.
What? He's already out of the game? Said Itomimizu.
Yeah! You really showed their boss who's boss said Ussop.
Safe! Safe! Said Rokuroshi.
What do you mean safe? That was a clean hit, you old fart said Ussop.
It's a violation of Article 23. Blows to the face do not count said Rokuroshi.
You're kidding? Now what? Said Ussop.
Wow, boss, that looked like it hurt said Hamburg.
Don't laugh, Hamburg, You're going to make the boss cry said Chiqicheetah.
Get them while they're distracted said Nami.
Give them a good one for me, Sanji said Nami.
Yeah, I'll show them the power of our sweet love said Sanji.
Here they come. You might want to clear out of the way said Jube.
it easy we're still warming up here said a Foxy Pirate.
18 members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated for getting knocked out of bounds said one of the Referees.
Way to go said Nami,
What a show for the Straw Hats! The chef and the swordsman both blew nine players out of th field! Said Itomimizu,
Damn, I thought I'd get more than you said Sanji.
Yeah, knock em dead, Sanji! Knock em dead Zoro said Ussop.
Pardon me said Robin.
Robin uses her powers to get the balls and tosses them to the Straw Hat.
Wow. Do you think we can take out nine people too? Asks Chopper.
Nine? I'll do ten said Lucy.
She plants her feet into the ground.
Gum-Gum Slingshot said Lucy.
Out of bounds! Ten members of Team Foxy are eliminated said a blonde Referee.
Oh yeah, that's a new record said Lucy.
Yet another strong showing from the Straw Hats! They are thinning out the competition! But Team Foxy has a ball said Itomimizu.
Let's see how many I can knock out said Chopper.
Go on, Chopper! Nine, ten, eleven or even more said Ussop.
Sure you got it said Chopper.
Oh! A last-minute catch from Hamburg saves the day! Now Team Foxy has both balls in their possession. Could it finally be time for a comeback? Said Itomimizu.
Nice work as always, Hamburg! Now why don't you pass the ball to Big Pan said Foxy.
Roger, boss said Hamburg.
Right, this is it! Take them all out in one shot said Foxy.
Not me! Please not me said Ussop.
Ussop gets hit.
Ussop no said Chopper.
What happened?I can't see said Itomimizu.
Out of bounds! Mr. Long Nose and 22 members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated said Rokuroshi.
That looked bad. Are you ok? Said Nami.
Yeah and no it takes more than that to kill me said Ussop.
Hey and look, I got the ball said Ussop.
Big Pan's devastating dodgeball smash eliminated the Straw's Hat Long-nosed sniper But caused a crushing amount of damage to his old team. Now Foxy and Hamburg are the only ones left are the field said Itomimizu.
At this rate, the Foxy Pirates may be undone by their own strength. The match is now 4 to 2. What's next? Who will reign supreme said Itomimizu.
Robin uses her powers to drop one of the balls on Hamburg's head, taking him out of the game.
What a turn of events! Now Hamburg is out of the game, too said Itomimizu.
Good one, Robin said Lucy.
Hamburg is safe said One of the referees.
You sure? Said Robin.
Article 54 states, while the face doesn't count, the top of the head is still fair game said Robin.
If I were you, I'd start using my head before someone chops it off! The girl is right. Hamburg is out said Rokuroshi.
I'm sorry, Sir said the referee.
The Straw Hats Archaeologist Has memorized the massive rulebook in only moments by flexing the mighty muscles of her mind said Itomimizu.
You read all that? Awesome said Nami.
Thanks for the compliment, but I'm only about halfway through said Robin.
Well either way they only have one left said Nami.
Let's finish them off quick said Nami.
You got it said Sanji.
Hey, Sanji said some women.
Yes, ladies said Sanji.
Please don't hit our boss. Just give us the ball, ok said the women.
Of course said Sanji.
You're so sweet. Now, would you mind getting knocked out of the game? Said Porche.
As a favor for me? Said Porche.
It'll be my pleasure, ma'am. You can hit me wherever you like said Sanji.
If you don't get up, I'll knock you out said Nami.
Oh! Love Hunter Sanji has been blissfully bludgeoned and dearly eliminated from the game.
Bye-bye said Porche.
You make me sick said Zoro.
We should have seen that coming said Robin.
On the upside, their boss is the only one left said Nami.
We can't celebrate just yet, You never know what might happen till the very end said, Robin.
Yes, good point said Foxy.
No way said Nami.
What the? Said Chopper and Lucy.
There it is! Hit and Deadballs top secret weapon has finally made its appearance said Itomimizu.
Say hello to the Mister Hits-kun Cannon said Foxy.
Hey, Ref, are you really gonna allow this? That thing is obviously against the rules said Ussop.
So that's the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon said Robin.
Wait, why are you acting like you know all about this Doo-hickey? Did I miss something? Asks Ussop.
I ran across an article about it in the rulebook! But I hadn't actually seen the device till now said Robin.
Rule #322: The only weapon is the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon said Rokuroshi.
Why would you make a rule just for that dumb thing? Asks Ussop.
I don't know, it seems pretty awesome to me said Lucy.
What's the point? Listen, I don't care how big your "Mister Cannon" or whatever is your still going to lose said Zoro.
I wouldn't be so sure said Foxy.
Hey, Porche! You ready to finish them off? Said Foxy.
I thought you'd never ask, boss. Better not blink, Flower Hypnosis, go said Porche.
Not again said Ussop.
Hurry up and close your eyes said Nami.
Oh! Said Lucy.
Can you play without dirty tricks for once? Asks Zoro.
Now it's your chance! Fire! Said Porche.
Oh, I will said Foxy.
Even without my swords, I'm still a swordsman said Zoro.
What power said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Porche.
Zoro of the Straws Hats is out said Rokuroshi.
Why? What did I do? Asks Zoro.
Rule #645: Even with bare hands, no slicing the ball said Rokuroshi.
What? Said Ussop.
Oh well, better luck next time said Foxy.
What a shame! It was an impressive move from Zoro, but rules are rules said Itomimizu.
You ok? I don't think he's taking this too well said Chopper.
Hey there buddy said Sanji.
I know what you're going to say and I don't want to hear it! Especially after that stunt you just pulled said Zoro.
Whoa! The match is now two to one and the Mister Hit-Kun Cannon is ready to go said Itomimizu.
Time to pick up where I left off said Foxy.
Yeah, let's see what you got said, Lucy.
Bring it on said Chopper.
Ultra-fast level five go! Let's see you dodge this, you brats said Foxy.
Chopper keeps Lucy from being eliminated.
Choppy no said Porche.
The Doctor makes a noble sacrifice for his captain. But is this the end for him? Said Itomimizu.
Hey, Said hits to the faith don't count, right? Said Chopper.
Was that his face? Asks a Referee.
Huh? Now that you mention it, I'm not sure exactly where that is. With all that fluff, it's sort of hard to tell, said Itomimizu.
He's so brave said Someone in the crowd.
Hey ref, can't just see a Pirates honor is at stake here! I'm telling you, that was his face said another.
If a Pirates honor is at stake, then the choice is obvious. The ball hit him in the face and blows to the face do not count said Rokurosho.
However said Rokuroshi.
However? Said Chopper.
Even a blow to the face doesn't count. You're out of bounds, so you're still eliminated said Rokuroshi.
Say it ain't so! This is a real tragedy! Even after the heroic act to save his captain with a face block, he's still out. The brave little doctor will be missed by all, even so, He will be remembered as a true man of the sea said Itomimizu.
Choppy said Porche.
Hey, you still hanging in there? Asks Lucy.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I'm out of the game either way said Chopper.
Don't worry, leave the rest to me said Lucy.
Oh, and thanks Chopper, nice save said Lucy.
What makes you think I want to hear that? That doesn't make me happy at all, you jerk said Chopper.
Not bad, Chopper! I can't wait till I win you back on my crew said Foxy.
Got to go through me first split head said Lucy.
Both teams are backed against the wall as our captains face off in a climactic confrontation said Itomimizu.
I warn you, this is gonna hurt! I think I'd give up now if I were you said Foxy.
Huh? Why would I give up when you're the one who's going to lose? Said Lucy.
I wouldn't be so sure about that! Why don't you take a good look before you start spouting nonsense said Foxy.
Here it comes! The all direction shift! Said Itomimizu.
Say your prayers, rubber girl said Porche.
What are they doing now? Asks Ussop.
Hey, what's up with those balls, old man? Asks Sanji.
That's got to be against the rules said Sanji.
The rulebook clearly states that players can have as many fake balls as they like said Rokuroshi.
You talk big, but you're just as bad as the last ref said Ussop.
Damn! Unless we can get a ref of our own, We're never going to see the end of this said Sanji.
Don't pay attention to those guys, Lucy said Nami.
You and Foxy are the only ones with a real ball said Nami.
Just keep your eyes on him said Nami.
Oh! How did she know? Said Foxy.
What's wrong with this guy? I'm starting to think his brain is split too said Ussop.
Sorry, pal, It looks like I'm gonna have to break your Mister what you McCall it thing said Lucy.
As Lucy stretches her arm, Porche takes her ball.
Better watch where you stretch those arms said Porche.
Come on, boys, let's shuffle said Porche.
This is bad! If she can't tell, which ones are real and which ones are fake, She won't be able to dodge said Nami.
All right, Miss Smart Girl, Do you know which balls are real now? Better figure it out fast before they hit you said Foxy.
Shut up! I'll just catch all of the balls, then it won't matter said, Lucy.
Don't you get snarky with me, girl! Just sit back and Accept your defeat with grace said Foxy.
Now time to let those balls fly said Foxy.
Nice try, but you're finished said Foxy.
Hey, look out behind you said Ussop.
Lucy don't dodge! Let it hit you in the face said Nami.
Right, easy for you to say said Zoro.
She did it said Nami.
Alright said Ussop.
Lucy swallows the ball.
Straw Hat Lucy is out said Rokuroshi.
Why? I thought it didn't count if you got hit in the face? Said Ussop.
Rule #999: Ingesting any part of the ball results in instant disqualification. Check the rule book if you don't believe me said Rokuroshi.
Unfortunately, he's on the very last page said Robin.
What? Why does that rule even exist? Asks Ussop.
It's over! Straw Hat Lucy has eaten her way to defeat as Team Foxy claims victory in the first round said Itomimizu.
Not again said Nami.
The Foxy Pirates have claimed the victory for round one In the rematch of the Davy Back Fight! It's time with the boss to claim his prize said Itomimizu.
The one i want is… said Foxy.
Oh, it's so obvious, isn't it, boss? Said Porche.
You! The archaeologist Nico Robin said Foxy.
You want me? Said Robin.
Oh, the boss had decided that His pick for this round is Nico Robin said Itomimizu.
Oh Captain, you're such a naughty boy said Itomimizu.
Why Boss? Why didn't you get my adorable little choppy back? Said Porche.
We can't afford to leave that woman on the Straw Hats team, She's too dangerous said Foxy
Bringing her to our side will give us the advantage from here on out said Foxy.
But said Porche.
This way, taking back chopper in the next round will be a piece of cake said Foxy
Now I get it. You're so smart, boss said Porche.
Robin walked over to the Foxy Pirates side.
Robin said Lucy and the others.
See you later said Robin.
I feel her pain she's trying to hide her sorrow behind that beautiful smile said Sanji.
She hates being apart from me said Sanji.
How dare they take my sweet Robin away! Even if it's the rules, do they know nothing of love? Said Sanji.
Robin! Said Chopper, and Ussop and Lucy.
Robin dons a mask.
So how does it look? Ask Robin.
The men fawn over Robin.
Aw! She's so popular said Porche.
She seems to be getting along with them pretty well said Ussop.
It figures I never trusted that woman to begin with said Zoro.
What are you talking about? Robin, trust us to get her back. That's all said Nami.
As 's right on the money said Sanji.
I'm going to give it everything I've got in the next round and help win Robin back for us! Kisho too said Sanji.
Let's get this next round going. Let me at em said Lucy.
Lucy, you can't compete in the next round. You're in the third round, remember? Said Nami.
Geez, just remember the rules already said Ussop.
Alright, I guess I'm on cheering duty then said Lucy.
With Robin gone, that means, there's only five of us in the next event said Chopper.
Scene change
Round two will be held on the long reef. This game will be Dash, Touch, and Domination or DTD for short! Although this is a six on six group competition the absence of Nico Robin Forces the Straw Hats to compete with only five players said Itomomimizu.
The rules are simple. Basically it's played the same way as red light, green light. Whoever moves the tidiest bit after the light stops calling is out! Whichever team touches the stoplight first at the top of the reef first will be declared the winner said Intomimizu.
But this is no kids game. Remember when pirates play red light green light they play hard and they play to win. The use of weapons is approved and encouraged. Which makes DTD a Truly perilous game said Itomimizu.
Playing for the Straw Hats team is the same boring line up as always said Itomimizu.
Shut it, Jerk said the Straw Hats.
Leading off Team Foxy is our beloved idol, Porche and the beastly oddity , Hamburg said Itomimizu.
Soon I will have my little choppy back in my hands said Porche.
The rest of the team consists of ever-swift, Chiqicheetah, the Fishman Capote, and back for vengeance for their loss in the groggy ring, we have Tackle Machine Pickles and Big Pan the Wotan said Itomimizu.
We're going to make those Straw Hat losers pay for humiliating us said Pickles.
These six competitors will make Team Foxy a force to be reckoned with said Itomimizu.
Hey, why is the old stilt guy up there riding around with him? Asks Lucy.
And last but not least, the role of our stoplight will be played by none other the nomad himself, Tonjit! This great fool, i mean man of bravery stood on stilt for ten years to touch the heavens! This makes him the logical choice to stand at the top of the reef and be it said Itomimizu.
Hey, wait a minute. If the old man is the stoplight that gives us a big advantage in the DTD said Ussop.
Uh, let's not get us ahead of ourselves here said Sanji.
But Ussop's right you guys! This could be just a lucky break that we need said Chopper.
You sure about all this, Captain? Asks a Foxy Pirate.
Come on, this is nothing. If our crew is strong enough to Battle that treacherous wide open sea, Then this is child's play. Don't sweat the small stuff said Foxy.
Child's play, huh? Then why did you give us this unfair, jacked up course? Giving you the advantage from the start? Said Nami.
I'm guessing that Doo Doo Beam is his only real talent said Sanji.
Stupid Fox said Chopper.
Split head said Ussop.
You certainly wear your heart on your sleeve, Captain Foxy said Robin.
To kick off this event, as the DTD rules state, both teams must start by calling out the first step said Itomimizu.
Taking the first step now said everyone.
So it begins! And Team Foxy is already off to an early lead! Said Itomimizu.
Hey, split head! If you screw around with this race, I'm going to have something to say about it, Lucy said.
Split head? Ha! Like I even need to interfere! We could win this race in our sleep Straw Hat said Foxy.
Spotlight, Are you ready to begin? Said Itomimizu.
Uh-huh said Tonjit.
Then take your position said Itomimizu.
To recap, Team Foxy claimed victory in the last round! Let's see what happens in round two, DTD! Ready, go said Itomimizu.
Green said Tonjit.
Chiqicheetah sprints ahead to take an early lead with Full Dash Hamburg following behind in second on the Straw Hats side Zoro and Sanji are out front running neck to neck said Itomimizu.
Whoa, what the heck? How could you call out that word for so long freaky old stilts guy? Said Lucy.
He makes an ideal stoplight said Robin.
Red said Tonjit.
An early upset to Team Foxy for Pickles and Big Pan! They've been knocked off the course and out of the game said Itomimizu.
Alright Zoro and Sanji way to go! Nice one said Lucy.
Whatever. It's no big deal. We only need one person on team Foxy to touch him for the win and it doesn't matter which one does it said Foxy.
Chiqicheetah, Hamburg, and Porche are out in front and Have quite a significant lead over the Straw Hats said Itomimizu.
Green said Tonjit.
Despite losing two players, Team Foxy has a huge lead and is closest to reaching the Spotlight! this rate, the Straw Hats don't stand a chance of winning this round said Itomimizu.
Go! At Go! Said Lucy.
That's it. Yes, just like that! Keep it up and we'll win said Foxy.
Looks like Sanji is taking a huge gamble said Itomimizu.
Sanji crosses the rocks as they crumble under his feet.
Close one said Sanji.
It seems Sanji's big gamble paid off! Now he is right behind the leading group and closing in fast said Itomimizu.
Man, the old stilt's guy green is even longer than last time said Lucy.
Tonjit has fallen asleep.
He's asleep? Said everyone.
The crowd shouts to wake him up.
Green light, Red light! Stop said Tonjit.
All the players screeched to a halt everyone but Capote.
You're out said Tonjit.
Taken by surprise that the stoplight was napping, Capote was caught off guard, unable to stop and is out said Itomimizu.
What kind of a weirdo falls asleep standing up leaning against a rock like that? Said Foxy.
That old stilts guy sure is something said Lucy.
Now the four front runners are all within 100 meters at the 's going to be a mad dash to the finish said Itomimizu.
One of these four will most likely be our winner. Which one will it be? Said Itomimizu.
Alright Sanji you can do it said Lucy.
It's cold.I want to get this all to rest so I can go eat something warm said Tonjit.
Hamburger and Sanji are now going head to head! Meanwhile Chiqicheetah is racing towards the stoplight said Itomimizu.
So by keeping him occupied, It seems that Sanji is falling straight into Porche's trap said Itomimizu.
Oh no said Sanji.
Victory is ours said Porche.
Damn it said Sanji.
Chiqicheetah is a just few leaps away from touching the stoplight said Itomimizu.
Tonjit Sneezes all over Chiqicheetah.
Your out said Tonjit.
What? He was sneezing? Tonjit hadn't even started calling Red light, green light yet. He was just starting to sneeze. All of that running speed was all for nothing! Chiqicheetah has a full head start is now out said Itomimizu.
That crazy old stilts guy, even his snot is long said Lucy,
Both teams are closing in on the stoplight and only a short distance to go, the next play should determine the outcome of the game! But which player will it be? The duo of Porche and Hamburg or Sanji? We'll find out soon! The moment of truth is about to begin said Itomimizu.
Green said Tonjit.
The stoplight is definitely calling out his line this time, this is it said Itomimizu.
Pardon me said Sanji.
Hamburg, come on, What are you doing? Said Porche.
Robin's personal savior has arrived to save the day said Sanji.
Sanji said Lucy.
No way said someone in the crowd.
What happened to Porche? Said another.
And now that I've brought Robin back to our crew, She'll definitely fall in love with me said Sanji.
Hey Sanji touch him. You gotta touch him to win the game said Lucy.
All right, time to win this. Thanks for everything, old timer said Sanji.
Sanji is about to touch Tonjit when he hears Porche scream he turns around and runs the other way.
Sanji has turned around and started running back down the trail before touching the stoplight, what is he doing? Said Itomimizu.
Even if she's the enemy, I can't abandon a lady distress said Sanji.
Incredible! That nefarious cook, Sanji, has saved our beloved Porche said Itomimizu.
Red light said Tonjit.
How can he be standing up like that? There's no ways he touching the bottom said Foxy.
Oh, I'd get it! He's treading water and he's doing it while carrying Porche and keeping his upper body completely motionless, said Itomimizu .
He's just like a swan on a lake, kicking furiously beneath the surface while Looking elegant and graceful long as the stoplight can't see him moving, he's undeniably safe. Shinji is incredibly determined to win. He still has to touch the stoplight and claim victory said Itomimizu.
Impressive, Mr. Cook said Robin.
Sanji, you're awesome said Lucy.
Oh my, I could really fall for you, Mr. Cook said Porche.
Both Sanji and Porche have dived underwater said Itomimizu.
You two moved, You're out said Tonjit.
Green said Tonjit.
And with the stoplights call the game is once again underway. The only competitors left did this round at this point are Team Foxy's Hamburg as well as. Amazingly enough the forgotten straw hat trio of slowpokes are now poised to be the first ones to touch the stoplight. What an amazing turn of events! Who would have even thought it possible said Itomimizu,
Red said Tonjit.
We did it said Nami.
This is it. The Straw Hats are about to win said Itomimizu.
Yeah, we win said Lucy.
The trio are about to touch Tonjit but Hamburg touches him first.
Hamburg is the first player to touched the stoplight! Congratulations to Team Foxy, the winner of round two, Dash, Touch, Domination said Itomimizu.
That's two games in a row. We're going to sweep these three matches said Foxy.
Him. What happened? Is it over? Asks Zoro.
You are the one who ended it you idiot said Nami.
And you totally ruined everything for us said Chopper.
This is all your fault, Zoro said Ussop.
That's all right. What does it matter? Said Lucy.
I'm up next said Lucy.
The captain's going to win her crew back. No problem said Lucy.
Haven't you forgotten one important little fact Straw Hat? Said Foxy.
That was your second loss. So in addition to Nico Robin, You're about to lose one more of your crew. On top of that, we didn't make another deal. So you can only win back one crew member per event. Therefore, in the slimiest, most inconceivable chance, you win next round said Foxy.
Come on, get to the point, split head said Lucy.
Split head? Said Foxy.
What he's trying to say, captain, is said Robin.
There's only one more round remaining So even if you win. You can only take one person back said Robin.
So no matter what does or does not happen in the next round. The fact remains, you've already lost one members of your crew forever said Foxy.
The battle has ended, and you know what that means. Time to choose your bounty said Itomimizu.
Tough you should have seen this one coming said Foxy.
I missed you, Choppy. Don't you ever leave me again said Porche.
Robin! Said Chopper.
We'll work something out, Doctor. Don't cry said Robin.
Hey, we're kind of running out of options here said Ussop.
How are you gonna get us out of this? Asks Nami.
I got this under control. We'll have a third Davy back fight and do three more rounds said Lucy.
Now you want to go to three? I don't think so said Foxy.
Let me ask you a question, girl. Do you know why the Foxy Pirate are strongest of the stong? The best of the best? Said Foxy.
Huh? You really think you're the best, huh? Said Zoro.
Then why did you lose to us twice? Said Ussop.
Ah, you're splitting hairs. Come on! Listen, you're asking for a third fight in a row! But we had five 3 coin games with the Fang Frog Pirates before we ran into to you saps! Now I don't like to back down from a challenge, but my crew is spent said Foxy.
They're tired, they're injured and they've been giving their best all day long. Take us for a third match, all you'll want. But I'd be a fool to put my crew out like that. Being the best takes more than just strength. You'll have to know when it's time to keep fighting and when it's time to quit and call it a day said Foxy.
Uh what?So impressed you don't know what to say? Said Foxy.
You gotta be kidding me? First you brag about how strong you are, and then we're supposed to feel sorry for you? Said Zoro.
Poor Foxy, he's so strong, He has to cheat to win. It's not his fault he challenged us said Sanji.
Even if we end up winning the final round, what should we do? It's not like we can get Chopper and Robin back, how can we choose? And what if we have to leave them with those losers?
I'm not leaving anybody. I'll make it happen somehow said Lucy.
Somehow is not good enough. We need a plan said Sanji.
I'm getting sick of dealing with these guys. How about I just chop them up instead? Said Zoro.
I don't like them either, but let's try and keep the bloodshed to a minimum, ok said Ussop
Nami gets an idea.
Hey boss, I have a little proposition for you said Nami.
Instead of one person, let's bet 5 this time said Nami.
Are you crazy? We already lost two said Ussop.
Wait, it's all right. Let her handle this said Sanji.
Go on, I'm all ears said Foxy.
The point of the game is to take the crew members you want from the other team, right? Said Nami.
Well we want Robin and Chopper and if we can;t have them Then there's no point in us having a crew at all! In fact, you don't need to risk your five crewmates. We'll put everything on the line just for two said Nami.
In other words, if you beat us, you get the rest of our crew, all 5 members in one shot. What do you say? Said Nami.
Sounds like a pretty good idea if you ask me said Nami.
Yes, you have a deal said Foxy.
But what fun is it in betting only two crewmates? Make it 500! That's right, 500 of my men, in addition to the two you asked for said Foxy.
Are you sure about that? Asks Nami.
Our boss is throwing down the gauntlet with his dreaded 500 men bet! Well, straw hat, what do you say? Said Itomimizu.
What would we do with 500 people? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard said Lucy.
Shut up! Don't ruin this for us when he already agreed to the important part said Ussop.
That we couldn't fit 500 people on the Merry if we tried said Lucy.
Doesn't matter if it's five people or 500, as long as we're able to get Robin and Chopper back said Sanji.
Oh, right said Lucy.
So do you accept? Asks Foxy.
Yeah, you bet I do said Lucy.
By the way, since Your team doesn't actually have 500 members to bet, you'll have to pay us with your descendants if you lose the match said Itomimizu.
In other words, not only you, but your children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and whoever else it takes to make up 500 people,will swear their loyalty to Foxy and join our crew said Itomimizu.
I don't know about this, you guys. It's kind of a weird deal, don't you think? Said Ussop.
It's too late to be getting cold feet now. Besides, it won't matter if we win said Nami.
Give it 100%, Lucy said Nami.
Yeah, leave it to me said Lucy.
I hate to burst your bubble there, rubber girl. But just a fair warning, Nobody has ever beaten me in the combat round. You may be captain now, but soon you'll be swabbing my seck said Foxy.
Oh yeah? You think you can beat me in a fight? Said Lucy.
Maybe so, maybe not. But this isn't a fight, my girl, its a game said Foxy,
We finally arrived at the combat round, but before we start, we must decide on a battlefield. That two competitors spin this unbiased cannon and wherever it stops is the place they'll do battle said Itomimizu.
The match hasn't even started yet and you guys are already cheating said Ussop.
There you have it! The battlefield has been set! And would you look at that by sheer coincidence, it's on the deck of the Sexy Foxy said Itomimizu.
Oh, now you're just rubbing it in said Ussop.
Moving along! Let's explain the rules of combat. Everything that is 50 meters from where the cannonball landed is considered part of the battlefield! In other words, it's a 100 meter wide circle measuring from the center of the and everything else about inside the designated battlefield are allowed. However, outside crew members are strictly forbidden from entering the ship. Knock your opponent out of bound and you win the match. It's as simple as that. Also, as long as you're in the circle, fighting in the air or water is fine said Itomimizu.
While we're busy preparing for the main event. Porche's lovely Flower Cheerleaders are performing on stage. If that's not your thing, you can also check out a warm up match benign held on the front of the ship, and as always, our assortment of stalls is holding limited edition Davy Back Fight merchandise, be sure to check that out as well said Itomimizu.
Nobody wants to buy your Junk said Nami
Just start the match already said Nami.
Haven't you seen enough of his dumb face? Asks Nami.
We're ready. Where's your captain at? Asks a Foxy Pirate.
She's right there! Now take her before she buys something else said Nami.
Scene change
What's all that stuff? Asks Lucy.
This is the dressing room. You gotta wear boxing gloves and pretty much everything else goes, said the Foxy Pirate.
This is awesome, said Lucy.
This place is more like a costume shop than a dressing room, you know? said Ussop.
Yeah, I can't pick a favorite said Lucy.
Would it be OK if I wore all of it at once? Asks Lucy.
Hey, what about this?Am I cool now? Asks Lucy.
No, this is it said Ussop.
Scene change
That cannon means the preparations are complete. So if the entertainment could please leave the stage. Thank you said Itomimizu.
And now it's time for the main event. The fighters in place and the bell is about to sound. Grab a seat and the spectator stand before it's too late said Itomimizu.
Now that's odd. It's cloudy all of a sudden said Robin.
Today we have a real treat, ladies and gentlemen! A Captain vs Captain Showdown said Itomimizu.
First, in the left corner we have the reigning Davy Back Fight Champion. A man among men who never turns down a challenge and boats a Legendary comeback record of 920 win and 0 loses. Our one and only boss, the Silver Fox Foxy said Itomimizu.
And in the right hand corner. Our Challenger from the East Blue with a crew of only 7 and a massive 100 Million Beri bounty. The rubber wonder they call Straw Hat, Monkey D. Lucy
Wow! Lucy sports a larger than life Afro with a personality to match said Itomimizu.
Both fighters have entered the battlefield and look like they're ready to rumble. Now that Lucy has started her straw hat for a mighty Afro, Does she have a power to protect the pride of her crew and her unborn children alike or will Foxy's unbeatable fists strip her of all her hopes and dreams? Only time will tell as this faithful fight round of the Davy Back Fight explodes to action.
Hey, not too shabby! Sometimes you got to unleash the beast to win said Foxy.
Not that you have a chance against me said Foxy.
Alright, cornerman, time to take your sideshow to the sidelines said Itomimizu.
But I was really getting my groove on. You can't make me leave already said Ussop.
Manager out said Itomimizu.
And since I'm not needed here either, I'll be on my merry way. Let's get this thing started said Itomimizu.
Huh. What the? The stands are moving said Nami.
Whoa, cool. I gotta get chairs like that on my ship said Lucy.
Now then, Lucy, what do you say you and I have a little fun? This whole ship is our playground, after all. Feel free to go as wild as you like. Don't worry, we've got plenty of skilled shipwrights to clean up after our mess said Foxy.
Now our opponents face off on the fabulous figurehead of the Sexy Foxy. What kind of fearsome fists will be thrown down today? Said Itomimizu.
Excitement fills this stands in the final seconds before the match. It's plunder or be plundered with Foxy's Infamous 500 man wager making the stakes high said Itomimizu.
It's the silver slow slow slugger vs the gum gum gatling gun. This is round one. But with no time limit as long as they stay in bounds… anything goes said Itomimizu.
The fighters are ready, and there goes the bell said Itomimizu.
Gum-Gum said Lucy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
My arm is fast, but my fist is all slow said Lucy.
You don't expect me to be afraid of our rubber hose, do you? Said Foxy.
Give me a second. Come back said Lucy.
Slow Slow Beam! I fooled you said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Oh no said Lucy.
I know there's no time limit, but come on! Why don't you spare us both and give up? Said Foxy.
No way said Lucy.
Nine Tail Punches said Foxy.
Oh, ho! Our boss unleashes his signature attack right off the bat said Itomimizu.
Consider that a preview of what's to come! Though to your credit, It seems like you could take a punch pretty well said Foxy.
Fortunately, I've got plenty of other tricks up my sleeve said Foxy.
Come back here said Lucy.
Well, you're 30 seconds are about up said Foxy.
All at once said Chopper.
The Beam wore off. She's falling overboard said Robin.
Lucy said Chopper.
Lucy save herself, and stretches on to the figurehead.
That Slow Slow Beam of his is going to give me more trouble than I thought said Lucy,
I am cool, huh? But still I got to be more careful where I stretch my arms out and fight like a man said Lucy,
Lucy kicks off one of the ears of the figurehead.
I understand your frustration, but don't take it out of the ears said Itomimizu.
Lucy jumps and lands on the deck and is met by slow moving arrows.
He use his beam? Said Lucy.
Welcome to the Sexy Foxy, rubber girl said Foxy.
That was a dirty trick said Lucy.
Ah! He got me said Lucy,
Just calm down for a second, will you? Can't you see I'm trying to show you some hospitality here? Said Foxy.
Those cannonballs are moving in slow mo too said Lucy.
Well, if you can ride one then so can i said Lucy.
Be careful, kid. I wouldn't touch that one if I were you said Foxy.
Aw! Or that one either! Can't say I didn't warn you said Foxy,
What's his problem anyway? If he keeps this up, he's going to sink his own ship said Lucy.
I'll sink you first! Slow Slow Foxy Face Bomb Cannon said Foxy.
Creepy said Lucy.
Huh? They're pins? Said Lucy.
Sure are a lot bigger than the one I bought though said Lucy.
Of course we're bigger, stupid! That's because we're bombs, not pins said Foxy.
Wait, what? did you say, Bombs? Said Lucy.
Why is the bomb talking? Said Lucy.
I'm the real deal, that's why said Foxy.
My punches were doing the trick, so I upgraded my gloves. See? Said Foxy.
Oh, and fair warning, those bombs are about to go off said Foxy.
That foxy face bombs go off.
Oh looks bad said Chopper.
A series of powerful explosions rock our ship said Itomimizu.
Which just so happens to be the battlefield said Itomimizu.
The likely cause is some Foxy Merchandise that just so happens to be explosive said Itomimizu.
Using his surroundings to his advantage, our boss slams Straw Hat head on with a strategically placed cannon I can see is smoke. Was straw hat blown to smithereens? Said Itomimizu.
That was a close one said Lucy.
Indeed, Foxy's onslaught was. What? Said Itomimizu.
Shut up, you're annoying said Lucy.
It's a miracle! Straw hat Lucy is alive said Itomimizu.
She somehow avoided the explosive attack at point blank range! What amazing speed! The 100 million beri rubber girl is truly a thing of wonder said Itomimizu.
Oh, it looks like our bosses next attack is already underway! What could he be plotting this time? Said Itomimizu.
The sneaky Foxy lets out an unsettling laugh From behind the thick screen of smoke. Meanwhile, Straw Hat stares cluelessly into the abyss. The suspense is killing me. Where is our boss hiding? Said Itomimizu.
How'd you like that? You had enough? Asks Foxy.
You got blown up twice as bad as me said Lucy,
Shut up, I'm fine! See? Look! Said Foxy.
You don't look fine at all said Lucy.
I don't even want you on my crew anymore. I just want to crush you said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
She uses a gum gum move to punch Foxy in the back.
I'm gonna break your arms so you can't hit me with those dumb beams said Lucy,
Foxy goes into the smoke.
Does this guy want to fight or not? Said Lucy.
There you are. Gotcha said Lucy.
Huh. It was just a cut out said Lucy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Lucy dodges the beam.
Now what? Huh? Said Foxy.
Which one is the real me? Which direction did the beam come from? Said Foxy.
How should I know? They all look the same. Just a bunch of split heads with stupid looking haircuts said Lucy.
That one said Lucy.
Lucy punches Foxy into the wall of the ship.
You jerk! I may be a cheater, but at least I have a heart! You're in for it now! Look up said Foxy.
Lucy looks up and Foxy pulls a lever, opening up a trap door underneath Lucy.
Dammit trap door said Lucy.
That's what you get for keeping your head in the clouds! Said Foxy.
You're the one who told me to look up at the first place! Said Lucy,
So I did better look down too said Foxy,
The floor of the ship starts to move.
Why is the floor moving?Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop said Lucy.
You think you can get rid of me that easy? Said Lucy.
What have we here? Straw hats, narrow escape, Didn't seem to impress this Foxy Pin, You might even say it's laughing at her. The cabin of the ship is Foxy's playground. Will Lucy, be good inside? Said Itomimizu.
I'm gonna beat that jerk brains out said Lucy.
Straw Hat throws caution into the wind And dashes inside the ship. Unfortunately, that means I can't give a play by play anymore. But i think it's safe to assume that whatever 's going on in there is completely amazing said Itomimizu.
Scene change
Cool! A gun deck. Huge too said Lucy,
Too bad Ussop isn't here. He'd loved this said Lucy.
Now where did Foxy run off to? Said Lucy.
A door shuts.
Uh-huh. He's over there said Lucy.
Lucy fires again through the door And Foxy is on the other side, on a cannonball.
Hey, it's him said Lucy.
Wow, I wonder what that rooms used for said Lucy.
What kind of a monster fires off a cannon inside someone else's ship? Said Foxy.
At least he stopped running away said Lucy.
You brat said Foxy.
Foxy tries to punch Lucy, but she dodges. Foxy runs off.
I'll show you. Just wait said Foxy.
Oh, no way. Come back and fight me said Lucy,
Lucy chases Foxy around the ship and ends up in the kitchen where Foxy is disguised as a chef. But Lucy calls Foxy split head again which reveals his identity.
It's you said Lucy.
And I was the woman at the doctor's office, too said Foxy.
What? No way! Said Lucy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Nine Tails Rush said Foxy.
I didn't just happen to lure you into the kitchen! It's all part of the plan said Foxy.
That is, I have a surprise waiting for you after my punches take effect said Foxy.
Do you want to guess what it is? Asks Foxy.
It's nothing alive at least said Foxy.
That would be against the rules, after all said Foxy.
In case you haven't learned yet, once the effects of my Slow Slow Beam wears off, All those punches are going to hit you at once said Foxy.
That's it. Keep going said Foxy.
You're only a couple feet away from your final resting place said Foxy.
Lucy regains her momentum, is hit with the punches and goes through a door.
Oh, where did he run off to now? Said Lucy.
Turn around, I'm right here said Foxy.
What kind of costume is that? Asks Lucy.
It's not a costume, it's a pilot uniform! And this Is my robot, A boxing masterpiece! Collected and perfected through countless trials! Let me Introduce you to the Guerilla puncher 13 said Foxy.
The only gorilla I see on it is you said Lucy.
This angers Foxy and he starts using the machine.
How do you get that crazy thing to move anyway? Asks Lucy.
It's a secret said Foxy.
You sure are sweating a lot said Lucy.
If you think you can dodge, then be my guest said Foxy.
But be warned, I won't make it easy for you said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
What the heck are you aiming at? Asks Lucy.
Take a look behind you said Foxy.
A mirror said Lucy.
Yes, and mirrors reflect slowmo photons said Foxy.
I got you said Foxy.
Hot, hot, hot, hot said Lucy.
What's the matter? Can't take the heat? Said Foxy.
Did I ever get to mention these gloves burn like fire? Cause they do said Foxy.
Not even Sea Kings can stand a beating from this thing said Foxy.
Lucy dodges the slow slow beams and boxing gloves
That's right. Dance for me said Foxy.
You can't dodge forever! What's it gonna be? The beam or the machine said Foxy.
Lucy gets an idea.
Lucy punches the mirror, shattering it.
I never thought of that said Foxy.
Lucy jumps up.
Oh no said Foxy,
Gum-Gum Pistol said Lucy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
You little brat said Foxy.
Lucy gets hit with the burning boxing gloves.
Time marches on, But neither combatant has emerged as winner in the final round of this Davy Back Fight. It's truly unusual for someone to last so long against Foxy in his own territory. Even if they can't see him, The crowd cheers for our boss with their hearts said Itomimizu.
Another explosion goes off.
What's this? It looks like something is happening on the deck! Who has the upper hand? Or perhaps the battle ended with a bang and only one fighter remains. No, wait, I see two people. But only one of them is standing. And yes, it's our boss. Meanwhile looks like straw hat has been burned to a crisp. She might have taken some serious hot punches said Itomimizu,
She's up! Against all odds, Straw Hat is up said Itomimizu.
It seemed like she was down for the count, but the fight goes on said Itomimizu.
You're persistent i'll give you that much, rubber girl said Foxy.
Taste this said Foxy.
That's the slow slow beam sword. As you can probably already tell, I've restrained your arms and legs! Good luck with that said Foxy.
Cause You're gonna need it said Foxy.
Foxy sends out a barrage of punches.
That's 30 seconds said Foxy.
Lucy slams into the mass and falls onto the deck.
She's down for sure this time said Itomimizu.
No, not yet said Itomimizu.
She's up. She's really up said Itomimizu.
Stubborn brat said Foxy.
Take this another Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Mega Ton Nine Tails Rush said Foxy.
Oh, this looks like the end said Itomimizu.
Lucy gets up.
She's getting up again? Said Itomimizu.
I won't let you take a single member of my crew, even if it kills me said Lucy.
She's on her feet! Straw Hat Lucy refuses to give in! Straw Hat is back on her feet again! What a girl! She may fall said Itomimizu.
But she gets right back up every time said Itomimizu.
Why can't you just stay down?You'll kill yourself said Foxy.
She's battered and bruised said Itomimizu.
She's tired and out of breath, and yet, she still stands tall with a glimmer in her eye! All for the sake of her friends, now this is a Davy Back Fight! I don't know what to say! I'm so teary-eyed, I can't see straight said Itomimizu.
The crowd starts chanting her name.
The crowd has spoken! Straw Hat has touched our hearts! No one has ever lasted this long against our boss! No one had ever shown so much courage said Itomimizu.
You idiots! Geez, don't you realize you're cheering for the enemy! Said Foxy.
They go back to cheering for Foxy.
Just you wait! I'll end this soon said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam Sword said Foxy.
You'll have to better than that said Foxy.
It's too cruel, I can't stand to watch said Chopper.
Here let me put you to rest said Foxy.
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy.
Boss goes on the offensive! He's slowed down the cannonball, but to what what? Said Itomimizu.
Flying Foxy Fighter! Said Foxy.
Watch out for my flying fists said Foxy.
They're going to knock you out at the speed of a cannonball said Foxy.
He's using the Flying Foxy Fighter to finish his blow! It may be slow but once the beam wears off, there no escape said Itomimizu.
I can move said Lucy.
Oh! Straw Hat recovers but it's too late said Itomimizu.
Nice try, but i'm too fast said Foxy.
Here you go a parting gift said Foxy.
A direct hit! Ow! I don't think Straw Hat will getting up from that one said Itomimizu.
She's back up said Itomimizu.
You're going down! Screams Lucy,
Is that so? Then do you plan to beat me if you can't even stand up straight? Asks Foxy.
But never mind, if that's how you want it then i'll just have to pound your face in until you stay for good said Foxy.
Megaton Nine Tails said Foxy.
Now Gum-Gum said Lucy.
Such intensity! Both fighters are unleashing a fury of fists at lightning speed said Itomimizu.
So fast, so strong, so brutal! Said Itomimizu,
Slow Slow Beam said Foxy,
I-i think Straw Hat is beat. No wait! She's on her knees but she's still moving! Unlike your boss who's standing but strangely frozen in place said Itomimizu.
Lucy drops a mirror shard.
It's a mirror! A piece of mirror has fallen from Straw Hat's hand said Itomimizu.
It was stuck in my afro…. I got it when i broke the mirror said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said Lucy.
Eight seconds said Zoro.
Could this be the end? Said Itomimizu.
Seven seconds said Sanji.
To what? Asks Nami.
Six said Robin
Five said Ussop.
Hey, you guys don't just sit there! Count along with me said Ussop.
Four said Ussop.
Three said the crowd.
Two! One! Said the crowd.
Up goes our boss high into the sky! Said Itomimizu.
Chopper and Robin walk down the stands.
And now he's finally come down outside of the battlefield! Ladies and gentlemen, the final round of the Davy Back Fight has come to an end after an epic battle between captains! Our bosses legendary record of 921 wins and 0 losses has been broken! Let's hear it for Straw Hat Lucy! Said Itomimizu.
We've seen it all today, folks said Itomimizu.
The Foxy Pirates go to help their boss.
The Davy Back giant has been toppled and the girl with the tiny crew and the massive afro has seized the day in grand fashion said Itomimizu.
Time skip
You little show off. Who do you think you are? Said Ussop.
Take this and this said Ussop.
Hey, stop that! She's really hurt! You'll poke her to death! Said Chopper.
Yeah, Afro power my butt said Nami.
That was a close call if I've ever seen one said Nami.
Whoa, hey, let's not disrespect the afro here said Sanji.
Look, she's waking up said Chopper.
Where am I? What happened? Is it over? Did I win? That wasn't a dream, was it?Was it? Said Lucy.
You don't need to freak out. You beat him said Zoro.
What a relief said Lucy.
Everyone else said you'd lose, but not me said Ussop.
You're a bad liar said Sanji.
Guess it would have been a real pain if you lost. Imagine being stuck on a boat with Foxy said Zoro.
Screw that said Zoro.
Hey rubber girl! I was pretty attached to that win streak of mine. I'm not pleased about you ruining it said Foxy.
Boss no said the crowd.
I'm kidding sister, Let's shake said Foxy.
Taste my shoulder throw said Foxy.
This guy's a real piece of work said Zoro.
No kidding said Kisho.
You forget the rules already? Come on, you got 500 new crewmate choose said Foxy.
He's right. We haven't made the final exchange yet said Itomimizu.
Chopper! Robin said Lucy.
I'm so happy! Thank you! Thank you! Said Luffy.
Here's your mask, you can have it back said Robin.
Straw Hat starts out with two obvious choices. The question is, who's next? Said Itomimizu.
I guess I'll take your flag said Lucy.
You monster! You'd strip my crew of their livelihood without a second thought! Said Foxy.
I don't need your sail! You gotta use that to go places after all said Lucy.
You hear that? We're saved said a Foxy Pirate!.
That's nice and all, but it's not that easy. We have a flag on our sail too said Another.
We don't need your pity. You won fair and take it said the Foxy Pirate.
I got a plan said Lucy.
I don't actually have to take the sail off the boat as long as i can take the mark off the sail, and i can do that with paint said Lucy.
Once you have a new flag, you should be fine, right? Said Lucy.
Thank you, Straw Hat, your kindness, said Foxy.
There said Lucy.
It sucks, said Foxy and his crew.
Aw, you don't have to bow to me said Lucy.
We're not said Foxy and his crew,
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a second! You still have 496 crew members to pick said Itomimizu.
We don't need anymore said Lucy.
The rules are the rules! I don't really care if you need them or not! You're going to pick those crewmates right now said Foxy.
Aw, do i have to? Said Lucy.
Of course, you do! Stop complaining said Foxy.
Hey Lucy, a crew has follow the captain's orders no matter what, remember? Said Zoro.
Yes, good point said Robin.
That makes it easy said Ussop.
Easy?What is? Asks Nami.
I got it, no problem said Lucy.
Now let's see! You sais Lucy.
Me? Really? Said the man.
Yep everyone from you to you said Lucy.
Me? Said Itomimizu.
How many people is that? Asks Lucy.
We have 500 total said Itomimizu.
So excluding our boss, Hamburg, and Porche That should leave us with! Oh, that's 497, exactly said Itomimizu.
Well, there you go, it's settled, Captain Lucy said Itomimizu.
Nice! Thanks! Said Lucy.
Well folks, this is Itomimizu signing off for today and signing on as the Straw Hats brand new MC said Itomimzu,
Three cheers for the new straw hat pirates said someone in the crowd.
I hate to say this, but no matter how you look at it, the Merry, can't hold this many people said one man.
It's no big deal, We'll just follow along in the Sexy Foxy Till we work something out said another.
Good point said a third man.
You'll do no such thing! The Sexy Foxy is my ship, you miserable ingrates said Foxy.
Your ship, huh? I'd like to see the three of them run that huge ship by themselves! They wouldn't last a week said a man.
Fat chance said another.
Then go, you jerks! Who needs you said Porche.
Hey rubber girl! I'll make you pay for this, Just you wait said Foxy.
That's supposed to be a joke, right? Said Zoro.
Ok, listen, men! It's time for your first job as members of the Straw Hat Pirates crew, are you ready? Said Lucy.
You can count us! Yeah, rubber boss said the crowd.
You're all dismissed said Lucy.
You mean you're kicking us off? Said a man.
Yep, you got it said Lucy.
Captain 's orders are absolute said Zoro.
So I don't wanna hear anyone complain said Zoro.
I don't care if you join your old crews again or you go back to split head, but whatever you do, you can't stay with me. So long, said Lucy.
Well, that worked out nicely, said Nami.
Scene change
You're made it back said Tonjit.
We brought you a souvenir said Lucy.
Your hurt. Are you all right? Asks Tonjit.
Oh, this. This is nothing said Lucy.
Thank you for your help said Tonjit.
Is that why you accepted the fight? Asks Nami.
Because you wanted to help him? And here I thought you were being stupid again said Nami.
Man, you're rude said Lucy.
The ground started to shake.
What's happening? Asks Tonjit.
Guys I don't like this said Chopper.
It's huge. What is that? Said Lucy.
I might ask you the same question said a voice.
You mean this thing can talk? Said Ussop.
I'm not a thing. I'm a mooole said the voice.
Mooole you say? Said Ussop.
I don't get it said Ussop.
I'm the champion, you dig? said a boy.
Great. Another weirdo said Nami.
Champion of what? Asks Sanji.
You really need to ask? Obviously I'm the world champion of hole digging. As crazy as it tells, I'm challenging my own record as we speak said the boy.
But no excuse for wrecking the old stilts guys house said Lucy
Where is he supposed to live? Asks Lucy.
Hm? What old stilts guy? Said the boy.
It can't be…. It's really you said the boy.
Of course said Tonjit.
Grandpa said the boy.
Littonto said Tonjoy.
I've missed you so much! I was so lonely without you said Littonto.
You've turned into a fine young man. I'm so sorry I didn't get to watch you grow up said Tonjit.
I didn't mean to worry you.I hope you can forgive me said Tonjit.
I didn't see that one coming said Ussop.
Time skip
When I thought about how hard my grandpa was working on his world record, It inspired me to work on a record of my own said Littonto.
And suddenly, before I knew it, all my loneliness turned into a passion for hole digging said Littonto.
And now you're the champion? Said Sanji.
Yep, I'm going to dig through the whole world said Littonto.
You aim big huh? Just like the old stilts guy said Lucy.
Yeah said Tonjit.
that's not a compliment said Ussop.
Say, couldn't you follow one of your holes to reach the other villagers said Robin.
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Looks like it all worked out said Lucy.
Yes, I don't know how to thank you for all you've done said Tonjit.
Don't worry about it said Lucy.
Thanks a lot, ma'am. If you hadn't said something, I'd probably be waiting for years to see the other villagers said Littonto.
Farewell, my friends! I won't forget you! Again, thank you so much said Tonjit.
Take care on your way home, old man said Ussop.
You too! Wherever you may go, I pray for your safe journey said Tonjit.
That's to head off.
Nami, is the log ready yet? Asks Lucy.
Sure is, we're all good to go said Nami.
Alright, it's about time said Zoro.
Yeah said Sanji.
So what now? Asks Ussop.
Are we going to snag ourselves a shipwright? Asks Ussop.
Yeah, just hold on, Merry, we'll find a shipwright to fix you up in no Lucy.
Yeah said the Straw Hats.