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Oh man this ship has definitely seen better days said Sanji.

Land! Check it out! Wonder what island that is said, Lucy.

We have a bit of a problem you guys, it's our navigator here said Robin.

Who are those two? Asks Lucy.

Are they part of your giant pirate crew captain? Asks Lucy.

Yeah, that's it said Ussop.

Don't tell me you've lost your memories too said Robin.

Sanji gets romantic and hits on Nami and Robin.

Lucy laughs.

He's almost as funny as you are said, Lucy.

He's like a different person all of a sudden said Ussop.

All right. Who are these creeps and where am I? Said Nami.

Also said Nami.

Isn't that backwards? Asks Robin.

What's that thing? Asks Lucy.

A deer said Ussop.

Shut your pie hole. I'm a reindeer said Chopper.

It just talked said Ussop and Lucy.

Hey, I say we catch it said Lucy.

Stop. Leave that thing alone said Ussop.

Lucy chases Chopper around the deck.

Alright, that's enough nonsense. Anyone who wants answers, listen up said Robin.

Ok, we're listening said Ussop.

Let's sort some things out said Robin.

We are currently located somewhere in the Grand Line, do any of you remember that? Asks Robin.

The Grand Line? Said Lucy.

Are you seriously happy about this? Asks Ussop.

The Grand Line is supposed to be teeming with all sorts of creepy monsters and dangerous stuff! How i see it, the only rational reaction here is to panic and freak out! said Ussop.

Really? It looks like just a regular old sea. You sure this is the Grand Line? Said Lucy.

Navigator said, Robin.

Why are you looking at me? Asks Nami.

Do you recognize the device you have strapped on your arm? Asks Robin.

What's that? Asks Nami.

It's called a log pose said Robin.

Your standard compass doesn't work here. So we have to use the island's magnetic fields and That is the tool we use to follow them. It's the only way it's even possible to navigate the Grand Line said Robin.

Excuse me Miss said Sanji.

Do you have any suggestions on how I can get back to my restaurant in East Blue? The last thing I need is to lose my job said Sanji.

You don't want to do that said Robin.

Trust me, it's taken us a ridiculously long time to reach this point in our journey said Robin.

Just take a look, we've been following the log pose coordinates for quite some time and they've led us directly to this coral reef-surrounded island said Robin.

Heading back on your own would be suicide said Robin.

You don't expect me to believe this, do you? Why would I possibly travel with a group of people t have nothing in common with? Asks Nami.

That's why said Robin.

Hey wait, isn't that a pirate flag? Asks Ussop.

You mean we're on a pirate ship? Said Lucy.

I already told you, you're on the Entrapment, Captain Ussop's pirate ship said Ussop.

For real? Said Lucy.

For what kind of odd, Captain Ussop, the fact that your Jolly Roger is wearing a straw hat said Sanji.

It is? Uh, that Because this hat is mine said Ussop.

Hey, no, it's not. Give it back said Lucy.

Touch my hat one more time, I'll kick your butt to the other side of the ocean said Lucy.

What's the deal? How can you remember it's your hat? Said Ussop.

I remember alright! This hat is my treasure said Lucy.

Treasure? Said Ussop.

A friend gave this to me when I was little and it means a whole lot. I swore on the hat that one day I'd become a pirate and gather my own crew said Lucy.

Pirate this, pirate that, who cares said Nami.

Although one thing is for certain now, everything you told us is a big steaming pile of nonsense. I Hate pirates. Every stinking last one of them, so why would I be on this ship? The only things I love are money and tangerines and I don't see either around said Nami.

Tangerines? Said Robin.

Like those? Asks Robin.

Why are those on a ship? Asks Nami.

Robin uses her Devil Fruit powers to pick a tangerine off the tree and toss it to Nami.

What just happened? Asks Nami.

The tree grew an arm said Ussop.

A Mystery Tree said Lucy.

Just who the hell are you? Asks Nami.

Aren't you more curious about that? Said Robin, pointing to the tangerine.

I can tell it's one of Bellmere's tangerines. I Know them anywhere. But what exactly are they doing on this ship? Said Nami.

As much as I'd like to answer that question for you. I'm actually uncertain of all the details said Robin.

If you really want to know, I suggest you check the logbook in your room said Robin.

And if I remember correctly, there's even a picture of your Bellmere inside of it said Robin.

Time skip

So then what exactly is it? Asks Ussop.

It's a talking reindeer said Lucy.

Don't chase it towards me said Ussop.

Reindeer, huh? That's a true delicacy right there, especially when it's thinly sliced and slowly simmered with vegetable said Sanji.

Whoa. You mean we can eat it? Said Lucy.

Reindeer steak with berry sauce is even better if you ask me said Sanji.

Then steak it is said Lucy.

That's enough! I'm not human food, you sicko said Chopper.

You really shouldn't eat him said Robin.

I mean, he is the ship's doctor after all said Robin.

It is? Said Sanji.

Yes, he is a truly brilliant doctor. Better than any human you'll meet said Robin.

Isn't that right? Said Robin.

Shut up. You can praise me all you want, you stupid human, But don't think I like it or anything said Chopper.

Really? You look like you do said Sanji.

His name's Chopper, He's a reindeer, but he ate the human-human fruit and gained human abilities. He's not the only one. I ate the flower-flower fruit and gained Devil Fruit powers said Robin.

And Lucy ate a devil fruit as well, didn't you? said Robin.

Yep, I ate a gum-gum fruit. My body is made of rubber said Lucy.

And you guys are all pirates? Real pirates? Said Chopper.

We are. Although you're a pirate too, you know said Robin.

Well, I'll guess I'll allow it. You're officially a member of my crew said Ussop.

What? But why? Asks Chopper.

You believe that guy? Said Sanji.

In any case, we've been sailing the seas together for some time now as an 7 member crew said Robin.

Wait 7? Said Ussop.

You up there, swordsman? You want to come down? Said Robin.

It's a little early for this much of a racket. I was trying to sleep said Zoro.

What the heck? Who's this guy? State your name said Ussop.

You're not supposed to ask for someone's name unless you give them yours first, you know said Zoro.

Hi, I'm Lucy. What's your name? Said Lucy.

I'm Roronoa Zoro said Zoro.

The pirate hunter? Said Sanji.

That's not a description I've applied to myself. Other people stuck with me with it, Zoro said.

But you are still a bounty hunter, aren't you? Said Sanji.

Yeah, but only when I'm starving or need money to live said Zoro.

It's not my profession or anything said Zoro.

Alright, but I'm getting the only reason you're here is because you're on the hunt for pirates said Sanji.

Beats me. I haven't the slightest idea why I'm on this ship said Zoro.

So you guys notorious pirates or something? Asks Zoro.

This guy wants to sell our heads for money. Well then, fine, bring it on! I got 8000 pirates under my command said Ussop.

Really? Then I would imagine you have a pretty hefty bounty on your head and just when I was starting to get low on food money. I'd be happy to take you on if that's what you want said Zoro.

No, no, no! I don't want that! That's not what I meant at all said Ussop.

Let's just take it easy, ok? Is somebody going to help me over here? Said Ussop.

Ussop doesn't have a bounty on him, not a single, solitary Beri said Robin.

I don't said Ussop.

Then they hear a noise.

Nami shows up on the waver.

Whoa, what is that thing? Asks Lucy.

Huh? Why'd she take off? Thing is neat said Lucy.

But our date said Sanji.

They hear a splash.

What? Did he just jump overboard? Asks Lucy.

Why is everybody leaving? Asks Lucy.

What the heck is wrong with these people? Asks Ussop.

That is what we're going to have to figure out said Robin,

And quickly said, Robin.

Our navigator said, Robin.

I guess I can postpone that heart attack said Ussop.

Not that I'm sad to see that guy go, but we're losing people left and right said Sanji.

Our navigator is likely headed for the island. I doubt she'll get too far said Robin.

She won't do anything drastic said Robin.

Not until she thinks things through anyway said Robin.

Let's hope so said Sanji.

I'm starving to death here said Lucy.

You look delicious saidLucy.

Geez, you've really got a one-track mind, don't you? Said Sanji.

Oh well, I guess we can try and figure out just what the hell is going on here while we're eating said Sanji.

First things first, I'm afraid I never got your name, miss said Sanji.

Nico Robin said, Robin.

Despite the circumstances, it's a you fill us in on our history? Said Sanji.

Sure said Robin.

Time skip

So clouds are really as fluffy as they look? Asks Lucy.

Darn it. I want to remember all this stuff said Lucy.

A Davy Back Fight and a Marine Fortress said Sanji.

Sky Island and Sand Countries? Talk about a fantastic adventure said Sanji.

And this is true? Said Saji.

Yes, all true said Robin.

Hey, don't you have any more stories about our neat adventures? Asks Lucy.

I didn't join your crew until you left Alabasta, sorry said Robin.

I couldn't tell you what happened before that said Robin.

Aw man, that sucks said Lucy.

So, Robin, can you tell us about yesterday before any of this happened? Said Sanji.

Sure said Robin.

But let's include the ship's doctor said, Robin.

Robin uses her Devil Fruit powers to open the door and Chopper is hanging on to the window.

You're still doing it backwards said Robin.

Shut up, I'll do it how I want said Chopper.

You gotta be hungry. Why don't you come and eat? Said Sanji.

Oh come on, do I look stupid to you? You really think I've gotta fall for something like that! Said Chopper.

This conversation is nothing without your voice said Robin.

Please join us. We need your brilliant input said Robin.

You dummy! You're not gonna win me over by flattering me, ok? Said Chopper.

You sure about that? Asks Lucy and Ussop.

Flashback

We followed the coordinates to this area of the sea said Robin.

Nami, Are you sure we haven't veered off course? Asks Zoro.

Calm down the log pose is never wrong said Nami.

Hey Ussop, what's the lookout like up there? Asks Zoro,

Give me a second said Ussop.

Island ahead said Ussop.

It's looks like it's completely surrounded by coral reefs, it's dangerous to push ahead in this light said Nami.

Why don't we drop anchor off the coast tonight and go ashore in the morning said Nami.

You don't wanna listen to your navigator huh? Hey Sanji not dinner for Lucy said Nami.

What? Said Lucy.

Whatever you say Nami said Sanji.

I'm sorry said Lucy.

And after that everyone went to bed. Well, I stayed up doing research and the swordsman was on watch said Robin.

Flashback end

I know it's not much but that's it said Robin.

Everything is the same as you remember it after that, probably said Robin. '

The pirate hunter was pissed we woke him up, so he must have fallen asleep at some point said Sanji.

It would seem so said Robin.

More coffee? Asks Sanji.

Yes, please said Robin.

So the big question we need to answer is why you're the only one who didn't lose your memories said Sanji.

The only difference I can think of is that I'm the only one who stayed awake. If the swordsman did in fact fall asleep, that is said Robin.

Well, I did fall asleep, but I still remember we are the Ussop Pirates, said Ussop.

Good point. Sounds like it all boils down to whether we fell asleep or not, said Sanji.

I was just pointing out the obvious factors, said Robin.

Could be a coincidence, said Robin.

I've never heard of such a case. I don't know what to think, said Chopper.

Well, now that I've told you what happened, let's hear your story, said Robin.

Why don't you tell us what you think happened to you yesterday said Robin.

I'm pretty sure I went to pick medical herbs with Doctrine and went back to the castle and went to bed and woke up here said Chopper.

Well, I remember being… said Ussop.

I blacked out after being swallowed up by a giant whirlpool then I was here, said Lucy.

These guys I remember going to sleep in my room after work, but then I woke up here said Sanji.

And none of you remember anything after that? Asks Robin.

The kettle goes off.

That's right! There was a horn! I remember someone blowing a horn said Chopper.

Same here! Yeah, a horn! I heard the same thing said, Lucy.

Yeah, me too said Sanji.

And then a little boy suddenly appeared out of nowhere said Ussop.

Hang on! I don't think we lost our memories. I get the feeling that kid somehow stole them from us said Sanji.

While we don't know that just yet said Robin.

But I'm willing to bet that the child is the answer to our situation said Robin.

D-do you think it's possible we'll lose more memories each time we fall asleep.

Ussop screams, which causes Chopper to scream.

Don't scare me like that said Ussop.

Look I mean this was just a dream right? Kind of supernatural mumbo jumbo isn't real said Ussop.

Don't you think it's weird we have the same dream? Asks Sanji.

Supernatural or not, it happened said Sanji.

Look, I don't mean to scare you. But if this keeps happening, it could eventually reach a port to where you're incapable of remembering who you are said Robin.

Nope. Still scared said Ussop.

Say, why is it such a big deal if we were remember those things or not? Asks Lucy.

You know, sure, it sucks, I don't have all those fun memories anymore. But it's a pretty good reason for us to start over and go on fun new adventures said Lucy.

What? Are you crazy? Said Ussop.

There's a serious chance we could lose all our really want to lose all your thoughts and dreams and everything? Said Ussop.

None of that's going to happen said Lucy.

Nothing could take away my dreams and I know it's the same for you guys too said Lucy.

My food's gone said Chopper.

Sanji kicked Lucy into the wall.

Don't mess with a man's food. Got it? Said Sanji.

I'm sorry said Lucy.

Time skip

This is kind of exciting said Lucy.

What are you making there? Asks Lucy.

It's a medicine for regaining memories. No, don't interfere said Chopper.

Find anything useful? Asks Sanji.

No, nothing suggested anything but a normal island said Robin.

All done said Ussop.

This is my greatest invention yet said Ussop.

And I'm sure it's amazing said Sanji.

Yep, you called it, my friend, behold said Ussop.

Thanks to me it doesn't even matter if we lose our memories! I call them identity boards said Ussop.

Great idea said Robin.

A question mark? That's just rude said Lucy.

I am not an emergency food source said Chopper.

What's with the hearts on mine? Asks Sanji.

Yep, Now we'll always know who we are. Cool huh? Said Ussop.

Don't waste your time on stupid stuff said Sanji.

Time skip

Oh man said Sanji.

Sorry, did I wake you? Asks Robin.

No said Sanji.

Go on back to sleep if you want, I'll wake you if I notice anything strange said Robin.

I'm ok, but thanks for keeping a lookout, said Sanji.

How about I brew some coffee to help keep us up said Sanji.

That sounds great. I could sure use some said Robin.

Well she didn't waste any time, did she? And right after she swore not to fall asleep said Sanji.

Robin and Sanji hear the horn again and rush out to the deck.

What are you two doing up? Everyone here is supposed to be asleep said a boy.

So you're the thief who stole everyone's memories said Robin.

I'm surprised you that you can do anything about it said the boy.

Come on, wake up said Robin.

Oh, you've got mythical abilities said the boy.

He's back said Ussop.

Is it already breakfast time? Asks Lucy.

That wasn't very nice. You should have just let them sleep. I really didn't want to have to do this, but you've given me no other choice said the boy.

What do you think you're doing up there? Who said you could get there? Asks Lucy.

It's mine. I claimed it earlier today. Don't you dare sit there said Lucy.

Lucy attacks the boy and knocked the seahorse out of his hand.

Sorry, I took your seat said the boy.

A blue mist comes out of the SeaHorse and surrounds Lucy.

What the heck is this stuff? Asks Lucy.

What's happening to her? Asks Ussop.

I'm scared said Chopper.

Lucy falls off the figurehead.

The blue mist goes into Lucy.

What was that? Ask Ussop.

Shouldn't we do something for her? Asks Sanji.

She's not moving said Robin.

She's still alive, is she? Asks Ussop.

Doctor!Doctor! Oh, right, that's me said Chopper.

Lucy sits up.

I got all my memories back said Lucy.

Time skip

Wait what's that? You're the captain? Said Ussop.

Oh man, that was a lucky break. Hadn't gotten my memory back, I would have been aying aying Captain Ussop forever, Lucy said.

Shut your mouth. I'm never going to believe you. No matter what anyone says said Ussop.

I know I'm the great Captain Ussop. I have 8000 pirates who obey my every command sauid Ussop.

That's the Ussop I know through and through said Lucy.

But you're not the captain, you're Ussop the sniper of Straw Hat Pirates said Lucy.

Hey, Chopper said Lucy.

Keep away said Chopper.

Aw, Come on, how long are you going to act like that? Said Lucy.

Let's play like we always do said Lucy.

So I'm the ship's doctor and this is something I always do? Asks Chopper.

Well yeah, you do it every time we have a party. Just like your thing said, Lucy.

That rubber monkey says she's got her memories back, yet she's acting as just as much of an idiot as before said Sanji.

That's right. The captain never, ever changes said Robin.

No matter what happens to her said Robin.

Now it's clear what happened said Robin.

Everyone didn't miraculously lose their memories, they were stolen said Robin.

And so the obvious culprit is… said Robin.

The only person we all remember, that brat said Sanji.

What would that freaky kid want with our memories anyway? Asks Ussop.

Beats me said Robin.

Wait a sec! We have to get Nami and Zoro back. Come on, let's go said Lucy.

You're right, but we should wait until morning said Robin.

Why can't we go right now? Asks Lucy.

Searching for two people on an unknown island in the middle of the night is a recipe for disaster, said Robin.

Oh, guess you got a point, said Lucy.

Let's get some rest and then we'll search when the sun comes up said Robin.

Don't think that boy will be back tonight. We gave him a lot of trouble. He'll think twice before showing up here again, said Robin.

Right! It's settled, we'll rest up and start the search in the morning, said Lucy.

Hold on a second! I'm all for bringing the lovely Lady Nami back, but not that Zoro guy. He can just stay gone for all I care said Sanji.

I agree. If you two wanna go looking for him, you can do it on your own said Ussop.

I uh… i'm not sure said Chopper.

What the? What are you saying? Asks Lucy.

We're saying why look for Zoro? Said Sanji.

He's a pirate hunter, remember? Said Ussop.

Why should we go through all the trouble of chasing down a guy like that? Asks Ussop.

Isn't it obvious? Because he's our friend said Lucy.

Because you said it doesn't mean it's true. Come on said Ussop.

That guy sure didn't act like he's our friend said Sanji.

Surely you've noticed that said Sanji.

The way he left is proof enough for me said Sanji.

Ussop is the sniper, Sanji is the cook, Chopper is the doctor, Robin is the archaeologist, Nami is the navigator, and Zoro is the swordsman. We are the Straw Hat pirates and we don't leave any man behind said Lucy.

Then we'll have to get Mr. Swordsman's memory back said Robin.

No problem, all I have to do is kick that brats butt again said Lucy.

That's how I got mine back said Lucy.

Sound good Chopper? Asks Lucy.

Well looks like tomorrow is going to be a real busy day said Lucy.

All right, let's all get some sleep while we can said Lucy.

The next morning

Nami, Zoro, Sit tight and don't worry, we're coming for you said Lucy.

Hey, wake up said Lucy.

We're already up and ready said Robin.

Mr. Cook and Mr. Doctor are here too said Robin.

There's no way I'd ever leave a lady like that behind. And besides, Robin's gonna need herself a bodyguard said Sanji.

And if anyone gets injured, they'll surely need the assistance of a doctor, right? Said Chopper.

Which means I should stay behind and guard the ship said Ussop.

You're coming too, Ussop said Lucy.

Well, actually this goes against my " my-heart-will-stop-if-i-on-the-island" disease said Ussop.

Just come with us. I know one thing, Ussop the Brave Warrior of the Sea is always a man who comes through when things get rough said Lucy.

That's me said Ussop.

All right then, we're going said Lucy.

So then how are we gonna get across the Bay to the island? Asks Sanji.

I think a raft is the most viable option said Robin.

Hey, make us a raft Ussop said Lucy.

Why should I? I'm Captain Ussop, remember? Said Ussop.

Yeah, yeah said Sanji.

At the very least, I'm the sniper. Either way, I can't properly do the job of a shipwright said Ussop.

To make a raft, all you do is tie some logs together said Chopper.

Problem solved said Chopper.

Are you sure those are the right type of knot to use? Asks Sanji.

Well, yeah, a knot is a knot right? Said Lucy.

But mine looks a whole lot cooler said Lucy.

Check this baby out said Lucy.

No way mine is the coolest said Chopper.

Sorry, but there's no comparison. Mine rules said Sanji.

Oh, come on! Seriously, how can you call yourselves pirates when you can't even make a decent raft? Said Ussop.

Such amazing workmanship said Robin.

See, Ussop's a man who always comes through said Lucy.

All right, let's go said Lucy.

Time skip

Man: yesterday?

That's right, they might have come through here said Ussop.

There was a swordsman with green hair and a woman driving a weird boat said Ussop.

So did you see 'em? Asks Ussop.

Man: Yesterday? Now what did I do yesterday?

Not too said Ussop.

What is wrong with the people on this crazy island? Said Ussop.

Not a single one of these nitwits remembers anything about what they did yesterday said Ussop.

What carefree people said, Lucy.

I think it's a little more than being carefree said Sanji.

We're not really one to talk. We're just like them said Chopper.

It might be more than just coincidence said Robin.

So what's the plan? What do we do? Asks Sanji.

It will be kind of them in this situation said Sanji.

Right back to the ship then said Ussop.

No good thing it's gonna come from us wandering around this creepy island said Ussop.

So what do you say? Asks Ussop.

Nami appears.

Hey, Nami said Lucy.

Oh, crap said Nami.

Hey, wait said Lucy.

What a day said Nami.

Why did you run away from us, Nami? Asks Lucy.

You'll never get this away from me. Got it? Said Nami.

You'd have to kill me before I let it go said Nami.

Don't say that. There's no way I'd hurt A beautiful lady like you said Sanji.

That's ridiculous said Sanji.

I promise I won't lay a finger on you said Sanji.

Though I'd really like to said Sanji.

A doc what kind of disease does he have? Can you do anything for him? Asks Ussop.

It's definitely a serious condition, but I'm pretty sure there's no cure said Chopper.

Fine, let's make a deal said Nami.

What kind of deal? Asks Lucy.

I promise to give you 10% of my treasure if you promise to take me back to Cocoyashi village said Nami.

Ok, then 20% said Nami.

Nuh uh said, Lucy.

Fine, 30% said Nami.

Can't do it said, Lucy.

It'll kill me but 50% said Nami.

Sorry said Lucy.

Just how much of this treasure are you trying to swindle me out of? Asks Nami.

Come on, Nami, You love that treasure said Lucy.

There's no way you'd ever give it up to anybody said Lucy.

Hey, how the heck did you know that I was gonna double-cross you? Asks Nami.

Because we're friends, Nami, how else? Said Lucy.

Give me a break. Why would I ever be friends with the likes of you? Said Nami.

This is ridiculous, The negotiations are over. I'm leaving said Nami.

See ya said Nami.

Lucy steps in her way.

Step aside, genius said Nami.

Not happening said Lucy.

Nami, you are going to come along with us said Lucy.

You're out of your freaking mind! Why would I go anywhere with you guys? Now move it. Jerk said Nami.

I won't said Lucy.

Miss Navigator said, Robin.

Huh? Said Nami.

You've been feeling there's something odd about this island ever since you stepped foot on it. Am I wrong? Said Robin.

There was a boy holding a strange horn said Nami.

Yeah, last night I got a good punch in on him and then some smoke came out of his horn and then it went into my body and I could remember stuff said Lucy.

That's right, the captain has all of her memories back said, Robin.

Preposterous! Are you sure you weren't dreaming? Said Nami.

No, it's true. I saw the whole thing happen with my own two eyes said Chopper.

I also seem to remember seeing that little brat the night before last as well said Sanji.

What I wanna know is why he came back said Ussop.

It's just a theory, but maybe he wasn't able to steal all of your memories in one shot said Robin.

Even with just what I know, you all seem to have had numerous incredible adventures during your journey together said Robin.

It was too much to take at once so he recharged himself and came back yesterday? Said Chopper.

The theory seems logical enough said Robin.

Hey Robin, do you think the memories taste good? Asks Lucy.

So then, that little boy… said Nami.

Alright then Let's go kick that little runts butts again and get everybody's memories back said Lucy.

Then Zoro will rejoin our crew said Lucy.

I doubt it's going to be as simple as that But we should definitely give that some decent payback said Sanji.

Look, can't we just forget about Zoro? Even if we get our memories back, it's kind of unsettling to be on a pirate crew on a pirate ship with a pirate hunter you know? Said Ussop.

Zoro's the Swordsman and Nami the Navigator. They're our friends and part of our crew said Lucy.

It still bothers me when you say that you know said Nami.

How could I be a pirate, much less friends with pirates? Asks Nami.

Look, I'm the one who's going to be bothered without you said Lucy.

Without a navigator, the ship can't go anywhere, understand? Said Lucy.

Robin, do you have any idea where that little runt is hiding? Asks Lucy.

Well, there is one place I'd like to check out said Robin.

Ok then let go said Lucy.

Hey, wait, my gold said Nami.

Don't worry, I'll carry the ladies stuff said Sanji.

If doing so means that I get to be with you, then it's no trouble at all said Sanji,

I got a bad feeling about this said Ussop.

Hey, Chopper, What are you waiting for? Let's go said Lucy.

Aye aye said Chopper.


Scene change

Where are we? Asks Lucy.

Is this where that weird kid lives? This place is giving me the creeps said Ussop.

Now I see said Robin.

What's up, Robin? Did you find something? Ask Lucy.

I just determined the culprit that stole your memories. Consequently, it's not the one we thought it was said Robin.

Wait a second You mean it's not that little brat? Said Sanji.

Now let's make our way to the Sea God Palace said Robin.

Sea God Palace? Said others.

Ok but why? Asks Lucy.

Just a hunch said, Robin.


Scene change

So that little brats hideout is just up ahead? Said Sanji.

That's right said Robin.

Come on, who's the real thief here, Robin? Asks Lucy.

Isn't it about time you told us about whoever is behind all this? Asks Lucy.

Everything will become clear once we reach the Sea God Palace said Robin.

They hear Chopper and Usopp scream.

What are those two doing back there? Asks Lucy.

Time skip

Hey, wait up said Ussop.

Look who we found said Ussop.

Hey, Zoro said Lucy.

Oh, great it's the swordsman again said Sanji.

Hold on said Sanji.

You decided to rejoin us then? Asks Lucy.

Watch out said Sanji.

Be careful, Captain said Robin.

What's wrong? Asks Lucy.

Zoro attacked Lucy.

Ah! Her head! Said Nami.

Close one said, Lucy.

Hey Zoro, what the heck did you do that for? Asks Lucy.

Stop it right now, both of you said, Robin.

Wait, I don't think that's such a good idea said Sanji.

Something's wrong with him. He's acting completely different than he was on the ship yesterday said Sanji.

Don't tell me he's… said Robin.

Zoro attacked Lucy again.

She dodges and grabbed the tree Brant and swings herself up to avoid the strikes.

It's kind of dangerous. You should stop said Lucy.

Zoro cuts the trunk of the tree, causing it to fall.

AH! It's falling this way said Nami.

Where's that straw hat girl? Asks Sanji.

Lucy pops up.

You sure are being reckless said Lucy.

I guess asking you to stop would be a waste of breath, huh? Said Lucy.

What the heck is up with that guy? He's pissed said Ussop.

It looked to me like he's under some form of hypnosis. I bet that kid did it said Chopper.

Well, that's a pain said Sanji.

Right, well listen up! We all need to work together and stop him. Got it? Said Sanji.

Stay out of it said, Lucy.

You guys go on ahead. I'll take care of him said Lucy.

Alright then, let's get going said Robin.

No way! She's not really going to take on Zoro the pirate hunter all by herself! Said Ussop.

In other words, No matter what stopping isn't gonna happen said Sanji.

Right, capturing the boy is our priority. We'll leave this to the captain said Robin.

The others leave.

Gum-Gum Pistol said Lucy.

Zorro puts his third sword in his mouth.

Three swords style? Said Lucy.

Now Gum-Gum said Lucy.

Gatling said Lucy.

Zoro avoids all the punches and Lucy dodges Zoro's sword.

Oni Giri said Zoro.

Zoro strikes Lucy and she falls onto her hands and knees.

They turn and look at each other.

The fight resumes and ends with Zoro beating Lucy.

Lucy walks threw that forest looking for Zoro and eventually finds him.

There he is said Lucy.

Zoro said, Lucy.

Lucy launches herself and crashes into Zoro and Sanji. They go flying into a rock structure.

Are you guys ok? Asks Chopper.

Lucy, what the hell? Why did you do that? Asks Zoro.

Zoro, did you just call her Lucy? Asks Ussop.

You got your memory back? Said Nami.

Of course, I did said Zoro.

Then stop looking so creepy said Sanji.

If it really is back, then act like it. Put a big smile on your face like this said Sanji.

Hey, stop it said Zoro.

My head. Hey, who am I? Said Lucy.

Don't make this any more complicated than it already is said Ussop.

Oh yeah! Zoro, you've got a lot of nerve for what you did said Lucy.

I don't know why I even bother said Ussop.

Good now we're all back to normal said Nami.

Yep said Lucy.

Realizing that that Sea Horse horn was the real culprit. What brilliant, Robin, my love said Sanji.

What? So that was I? Said Lucy.

Yes, Lucy, that was it. You were the first one to get your memories back and you didn't notice? Said Ussop..

At least I'm better than Zoro said Lucy.

What's that supposed to mean? Said Zoro.

So where did that thing go anyway? Asks Sanji.

Did it escape? Asks Ussop.

Nope, it's obvious where it is said Zoro.

He's right. It just turned itself blue said Ussop.

Could have easily gotten away by 't really think it could… said Sanji.

Bastard! So you think you could try it manipulate me, huh? Said Zoro.

I'll cut you up and serve you for dinner said Zoro.

Zoro dives into the water.

It really got to him, didn't it? Said Lucy.

Zoro eventually catches the seahorse While being teased by Ussop.

Your next Ussop! Just wait said Zoro.

Now for my last resort, Chopper translated.

The Seahorse blows the purple smoke out of everyone and familiar faces appear.

No! it can't be! Is that you Bellmere? Said Nami.

Doctor said Chopper.

Kaya! Are you feeling better? Said Ussop.

Kuina and Zeff appear.

Shanks and Ace also appear.

How are you guys doing? Said Lucy.

Then the friendly faces suddenly turned into the faces of foes.

You jerks! You wanna fight? Said Lucy.

Bring it. I'll kick all of your asses at the same time said Lucy. '

What's it say now, chopper? Asks Lucy.

Thanks to the interference of you meddling pirates, I lost all the memories I collected from the villagers! But the Delicious memories I gathered from you are enough for me to transform! Behold I will become… Chopper translated.

Become what? Asks Sanji.

I have no idea said Chopper.

Not going to miss this opportunity, Chopper translated.

What? What's that? Asks Lucy.

And who am I? Who are you guys? Asks Lucy.

Hey you, Mr. Drowning Guy, do you know who I am? Asks Lucy.

No, dumbass said Zoro.

At last, I'm a millennial dragon said Chopper translated.

No way said Ussop.

Awesome said Lucy.

You can tell what that thing saying? Said Lucy.

Wait, it's a talking raccoon dog said Ussop.

I'm a raccoon dog said Chopper.

A talking raccoon dog and a dragon and some random drowning guy? What's going on here? Said Sanji.

Somehow just looking at that thing is really pissing me off! Where am I? Said Zoro.

Oh, dragon must ride said Lucy.

Aren't you crazy? Besides, there's no way you can get up there said Ussop.

You know, won't know until I try said Lucy.

Lucy's powers shock everyone.

What kind of freaky is she? Said Ussop.

Lucy's arms and legs stretch And wrap around the sea horse.

What's going on? My arms and legs can stretch said Lucy.

This is fun said Lucy.

Wow, she actually made it up there. What's her body made of? Said Ussop.

She's a monster said Nami.

Whoa, what's going on? Stop bucking around said Lucy.

Looks like that millennial dragon is in some sort of pain said Ussop.

Let go! I'm losing the memories, Chopper translated.

Memories? Said Zoro.

You won't stop, will you? Quit stealing our memories, you bastard said Lucy.

What is he saying, chopper? Asks Lucy.

Chopper? Do you mean me? Asks Chopper.

Yeah, who else would I mean? Said Lucy,

I'm finally a millennial dragon. Don't try to stop me, Chopper translated .

What did you say? Said Lucy.

People's memories aren't yours to take, If you need some for this transformation, go out and make some of your own. Got it said Lucy.

Silence! I've had enough of you! I'm going to end this! Chopper translated .

Gum-Gum Pistol said Lucy.

You wanna fly so bad?I'll send you flying said Lucy.

The Straw Hats, remember.

Come on, you'll catch a cold said Sanji.

I kicked that Dragons ass said, Lucy.


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If I remember correctly, aren't millennial Dragons hatched? I mean, don't they come from eggs? You can't just become one said Zoro.

Yeah, eating memories won't do anything to change that said Sanji.

Oh, is that right? Said Chopper.

Sure. You probably didn't know about it, but before we came to the Grand Line We saw some with our very own eyes said Ussop.

Wow said Chopper.

But never mind that. I'll bet the villagers are clamoring to us. After all, we are the ones who got their memories back and save the day. They're going to treat us like heroes said Ussop.

Damn heroes need boozes said Zoro.

Already trying to forget something, are we? Said Sanji.

Shut up said Zoro.

This hero is hoping for a big cash reward said Nami.

A big bronze statue that'd be nice said Lucy.

Hey, Robin, what would you ask for? A book maybe? Seems right up your alley said Chopper.

Indeed it is. Maybe a book about this island's history said Robin.

I knew it, i want a book too! A medical book this thick said Chopper.

Look, we can see the shoreline said Nami.

Greetings island villagers! Well, here we are said Ussop.

Whoa! Hold on! What are you? Said Ussop.

Them! They did it! Said the boy.

Everyone attack said a villager.

The villagers charge and the straw hats run.

What the heck is going on? Asks Chopper.

Ussop I thought we were supposed to be heroes? Said Nami.

We were! I'm just as confused as you are said Ussop.

For people who just got their memories back, they sure don't seem happy said Sanji.

Hey, Nami! Quick, where's the waver We can't leave it behind said Sanji.

It's over this way. I'll get it said Nami.

Hold it! Stop right there, you filthy pirates, said a villager.

Memory thieves, said another.

Hey you girl, get back here and pay for your room said a third.

What's going on? Asks Lucy.

They think we stole their memories said Lucy.

So it would seem said Robin.

While we are pirates, what did you expect? Said Zoro.

They've left me no other choice said Nami.

Nami runs over the villagers.

The Straw Hats make it back to the Merry and sail away.

Thank goodness we made it back said Chopper.

Lucy complained about the statue.

Oh man, I'm glad that's all over said Ussop

Losing your memory can sure cause a lot of trouble said Ussop.

You got that right, including someone trying to scheming us into becoming his pirate crew said Sanji.

Come on. Hey, you can still join. What do you say? Said Ussop.

There was also a certain Simpleton who allowed admitted body to be taken over by an erratic seahorse said Sanji.

If you had just kept watch like you were supposed to instead of going to sleep, then none of this mess would have happened in the first place. Stupid mosshead said said Sanji.

Shut up! I was tired said Zoro.

Well, if you're that tired then way don't go to sleep forever said Sanji.

Shut it! Enough bickering or I'll give you another dose of amnesia said Nami.

Sanji fawns over Nami.

What's wrong, Robin, huh? Asks Chopper.

Oh, it's nothing. Just a little tired, that's all said, Robin.

I Robin didn't get to sleep even once through that entire ordeal said Sanji.

Yeah, that's right said Chopper.

Now time to start preparing a special recuperative dinner said Sanji.

What? Dinner? Good idea! Sanji, dinner said Lucy.

I said I'd start preparing it, shut up and wait said Sanji.

Hey Lucy, why weren't you at Zoro when he found us by the lake? Asks Nami.

Well, I kind of got stuck under a boulder, Zoro cut said Lucy.

A boulder? said Nami.

Yeah, to be fair, it was a pretty big boulder said Lucy,