Welcome to Pandora!
"WHY IS IT EVERY NEW PLACE I GO TO IT'S ALWAYS WHEN THE EXPLOSIONS GO OFF!?" diving to the right to hide behind a rock, an Explosion shook loose rock onto Wayde as both He and Momo hunkered down from the Moon Bombardment with Momo holding a futuristic looking shotgun she found from destroying a Loader bot, brandishing a Maliwan name on the barrel.
"Wayde, do me a favour and shoot instead of complain, please!" standing up with his guns blazing Rumi was running around with Harley destroying robots with the other people helping them, the red head who Wayde remembered was Lilith, teleported the Big ass bird to give them full focus on fighting the robots, Wayde and Momo were the ones not so lucky to find any useful guns, until Momo found her current gun that melted the robots easily.
"How come you get the cool gun that melts these robots!?"
"Just shut up and keep looking!" was all Momo yelled back as she kept covering Rumi and Harley, Wayde began scouring the current battlefield for anything useful, his answer came when he spotted an AK 47 looking weapon with a green camo and a reflex sight.
Rushing to the weapon while avoiding gunfire, a shot nailed him through the throat that he ignored as he slid on his back to grab the grip of the weapon, looking it over to notice it had a Grenade attachment on the under barrel, Wayde checked the ammo swiftly before loading the magazine back in before taking aim. Nailing a robot's red optic, the bot glitched out from being blind as it opened fire on it's fellow robots, taking two out the last one was spared for Wayde to also shoot it's eye out.
Switching to full auto, Wayde stood up while firing as he walked back to Momo's cover, looking down as the ammo went dry, Wayde switched it to the underbarrel to send a volley of grenades like Mortars, saving the Bugg Midget who blinked at the turn of events, Wayde slung the rifle over his shoulder as he ducked down beside Momo who blinked at the destruction Wayde just unleashed.
Turning to him with a blank look, Momo pulled his mask up off his mouth to kiss him deeply, pulling the mask back down, Wayde chuckled as she held a box of ammo for him, looking down he spotted Hyperion on the sides.
Shrugging while pocketing a few magazines in his pouches, Wayde loaded a fresh one in before pulling back the bolt.
Firing over Momo's head as she crouched down to shoot herself, the tow had an army of two moment with Wayde covering Momo while she did the same for him.
Rumi and Harley stopped behind cover to watch the carnage, the locals also watched as the loader bots were taken out like flies with a fly swatter.
Watching as the final bot fell down in a growing puddle of acid, Wayde and Momo loaded in fresh magazines with ease.
"WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT!?" getting a giggle from Momo as she fixed her hair.
"AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN!?" looking around for his prize weapon, Harley held it up with a cheer.
"I was Borrowin it!" giving a sigh of relief as they began converging near the exit, the larger group left the facility with little issue if you ignored the angry yapping from these big recorder things on the locals hips.
Which followed by Vietnam flash backs set in a future time as robots kept spawning randomly, except the larger group made short work of them.
Which left them finally getting out of the facility to look upon a landscape that would make Africa jealous.
Looking up as the shine of a sniper lenses gained his attention, Wayde gave a wave before the box's on the locals hips spoke again with the annoying jack asses voice.
"WHOA, you didn't think I'd let you get out of here alive, did ya?" turning to the computer purse, Wayde and the others perked up in alarm as the PA spoke.
"Intruder in range, deploying reinforcements"
"Time to book it!" rushing along side a teenager with her own cybernetic arm, she made a gesture before a FKOATING DEATH BOT APPEARED LIKE A POKEMON.
"HOLD THEM OFF DT!" climbing over rocks and a small stream of water, the group found themselves at a small area where they all crowded around a… what was it?
"Uh, mind filling us in on what this is?" Getting a confused look from the locals, the tattooed blue haired lady spoke.
"This is a fast travel station, why do you ask?" this time Rumi spoke as she lifted up a Metal arm over her shoulders.
"We're not exactly from here"
"Yeah we figured, not everyone calls pandora Home" giving the military guy a look, Wayde spoke.
"We mean this dimension" getting looks from even the big psycho, Wayde shrugged at them while gesturing to Rumi's rabbit ears as they twitched.
Seeing the teen girl with the robot arm slowly lift up the computer thing, she spoke into it.
"Roland, what are the chances of interdimensional beings arriving on Pandora?" waiting for a reply, a voice, gruff and experienced, answered.
"Depends on what the being is, why, did you encounter one?"
"More like four of them, we need to hook them up into the fast travel station, fast, those loader bots are closing in on us" turning to the military man before following his sight, Wayde noticed the small army of robots approaching them.
Seeing this, Wayde sighed.
"Welp, time to be a hero, Rumi, Harley, Momo go with these guys, I'll try to find a place to hunker down after you all get out of here, Papa Wayde is gonna hold the fuckin line!" rushing away with the group stopping in alarm at his actions, the short buff guy yelled in alarm.
"El Idiota, doesn't even have a Shield!" rushing after him, the sight of Wayde shrugging off bullets made them blink as the bots were being directed away from them, slowly stepping back into hiding, Momo called out to Wayde as she made two Radio's.
"WAYDE, KEEP HOLD OF THIS!" seeing him turn to her before catching the thrown radio, Wayde gave a nod before fully rushing off, taking down a Large red Loader bot, most likely abad ass one, Wayde tore the weapon off to fire on it's own before he ducked under a rocket, turning to the rocket loader, the rockets attached were hit with a Nuke worthy explosion reaching the sky.
With Wayde getting the brunt of the shockwave.
OH SHIT!
Moving to dive for cover behind a rock, Wayde sadly was sent flying over a cliff with the Loader Bot with him acting like a rocket from the still heated gun barrel as it sparked.
Staring as the event happened, Wayde held onto the broken robot for comfort as he spotted Harley and Momo watching him flying, giving him stunned looks while Rumi held her hands up in annoyance.
His only answer was to shrug before the rocket-bot exploded beneath him.
"Welcome to Pandora, Wayde"
