Announcement
I was initially going to ghost this app but it'd be unfair for some of the niggas that read my shit (ig y'all niggas are still around)
But anyways, if y'all don't know, I'm going to retire from writing next year for good due to personal reasons and burnout. I have nothing more to offer and i just can't continue any further
But I doubt y'all will care since some of you niggas hate me and my stories so it's alright, y'all won't see me fot a very long time. But imma upload as much as I can (no promises) this year so that I can leave the fanfiction shit forever
For y'all that liked my stories, thank y'all so much for the support, but all things must come to an end
I won't waste time and let's start this shit
This is a Issei x Fem Naoya Zen'in (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Prologue: Status
There are various types of people when you are in highschool, regardless of your grade.
At this point it became somewhat of a law to have these stereotypes of people
We have bullies, the nerds, the thots/sluts, the loners and many more but one particular type of student that has always stood out from many are none other than the popular girls.
And since we are on that topic, the current girl that possesses this title is a well known senior in the Kuoh Academy and her name is…
Naoya Zen'in
A relatively tall woman and a fully developed body, brown eyes and a long dyed blonde accent with her dark green roots.
She's been under this category since freshman, thanks to her attractive looks, body and money since she comes from a very wealthy family, which are the Zen'in.
In the popular girl stereotype, there are two sub genres in it.
There is the good popular girls and the there are the bad popular girls
The good ones are usually the nicest ones, they already bring positive energy around them and always make sure that everyone is happy
As for Naoya…
She was the opposite of a good person
She is rude, cruel, sadistic, cold, a bitch and many more. Overall, she has a negative light on her and she embraced it all and that doesn't affect her popularity or status. She was even called Princess Ivy (or Poison ivy as an alternative name)
A lot of women hate her but she still has some friends and many men love her. They found her personality very attractive alone with her physical looks despite her treating them like trash, some guys wanted her to dominate them and some wanted to dominate her like they were in a porno or something.
They tried shooting their shots with the thought they could force her without any consequences but umm…
We see many students in the cafeteria, hyped and screaming because there has been a fight.
In the middle of the crowd, we see Naoya standing while 4 men who were twice her size on the ground with a lot of injuries. Three of them were knocked out and the fourth one was being stepped on by her. She had her whole right foot with shoes on his face, and she was angry and disgusted
"Listen here, you fuckers. I'm not those sluts you see and find in school, but you still dared to touch me. I hate it when I'm touched without my consent, especially by you disgusting porn addicts. Next time you perverts do this, I'll put you in the hospital. That's not a threat, that's a promise"
(Her testosterones go crazy )
She takes out her foot on his face and she kicks him on his head and walks out of the scene while everyone is screaming and hyping.
…
She's not an amateur at fighting so that honestly makes her unstoppable. If someone pisses her off, she can literally knock that person out, regardless of the gender, but she usually fights with men.
You are probably wondering, who am I?
I'm the complete opposite of what she is in many things.
My name is Issei Hyoudou
An average height with short spiky brown hair, with two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.
I'm also a senior like her and we are from the same class.
Unlike her, I'm in the category of the perverts and also a big loser.
A lot of people hate me or just don't care about me in general and I rather stay with people that are cool with me.
I don't have any cool highlights other than peeping on girls. Not my proudest achievement but it is what it is.
And what do I have to do with a girl in a different world than me?
Well…
It was an early morning and many students were getting into school. A lot of students were in disbelief at what they are currently seeing with their own eyes.
"Ain't no fucking way this is happening."
"Am I in a nightmare?"
"It's joever" (I couldn't resist, plus it doesn't matter cuz I'll quit soon)
"Why can't it be me!?"
These were some of the reactions that everyone had and rightfully so.
The reason for this was because of an unexpected crossover that nobody could predict, not even the craziest of people would've ever saw this coming.
Issei and Naoya are seen walking together while holding hands. Naoya didn't do anything about it, she didn't even look disgusted and she kept maliciously smirking and Issei was a bit nervous, but overall they didn't seem like they were keeping their distance from each other.
It was still shocking for someone like Naoya associating herself with him, let alone holding his hand this casually.
…
I think you got an idea of what's happening. If it ain't obvious, I'm her current boyfriend and it's been like that for some time.
If you are wondering how I did it. This should be the answer for your question…
Chapter 1: Will You Be My Girlfriend?
It was 7:05 am in the morning and many students of the school known as Kuoh Academy were just arriving to start their day, but since classes started at 7:30 am, they still had some time to chat with their friends.
Scene focuses on two individuals walking in school together and it was a male and a female.
The male is our protagonist of the story, Issei Hyoudou, as for the female. She has an average height as him, almost as tall as him but he was slightly taller and has a slim figure.
She has mid-length brown hair that reaches to her neck that is styled with bangs that cover the right side of her forehead. Nobara has orange eyes, long eyelashes and thin eyebrows of the same color. Her name is Nobara Hyoudou and she's in her junior year, so she's younger than him by a year.
(This has NOTHING to do with Bald)
"Onii-chan, today I'll be hanging out with Itadori, Fushiguro and Maki-senpai after school. Is that alright with you?"
She asked and Issei just sighs
"I mean I guess. I'll probably just hang out with my friends or go home and sleep. Just stay safe and don't cause trouble."
"Of course I won't. I'm very responsible unlike you."
What does that supposed to mean?"
"You know exactly what it means, you pervert!"
"Look, that was the old me. I'm a changed man."
"Onii-chan, you got suspended last week for peeping in the girl's bathroom. What do you have to say about that?"
Nobara looks at him curiously, waiting for an interesting excuse with a smirk and he started to sweat and
"Ok, I'm still in the process of changing. It takes time, ok?"
"That's what I fucking thought."
"C'mon, at least have some faith in me or something."
"We are halfway in the first term and you keep doing the same bullshit. Be for real for a second."
"I am being for real."
Nobara got annoyed that she punched him on his head as a reaction and he felt pain that he held his head with both hands.
"Stop being a dumbass for one second. This is getting ridiculous."
"Y-you didn't have to hit me that hard. I was just joking, geez."
"Ugh, fine. Sorry about that"
Nobara scoffs
"You are so aggressive Nobara. Why can't you be nicer to me?"
"Stop complaining. You'll be fine"
"That's really hurtful of you. You are cute when you are nice to me."
"Whatever you say Onii-chan."
Issei didn't pay attention to his surroundings since he was busy talking to his sister that he accidentally bumped into someone along the way. He would then realize that and looks at the person he bumped to
"Oh shit. I'm sorry."
The person faced the opposite direction, then turns out and Issei realized that he screwed up real bad. The person he bumped into was the Princess Ivy of Kuoh, Naoya Zen'in.
A whole crowd of people looked at them and they started to watch their interaction.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the man of the hour. What a splendid surprise."
Naoya sarcastically speaks to him with a fake smile on her face, trying to hide her irritation.
"Look, I don't want any trouble with you. Let me just go my way."
"What's the matter now? Are you scared of talking to me?~ Hahaha"
She laughed at him and Issei was starting to feel embarrassed and discouraged.
"Look, I'll just go from here. I'll leave you alone."
Issei wanted to leave, but Naoya grabbed his wrist with force and her face changed to an enraged expression.
"Who said you can leave? I'm not done talking to you."
Issei gulped, fearing that he was in trouble but then Nobara slaps Naoya's hand away from him and grabs one of the collars of her shirt and looks at her with an angry face as well.
"Don't you dare talk to him like that."
Nobara said. Naoya grins in annoyance
"Here comes the little sister to defend his bitch brother."
"Shut the fuck up. You have no right to insult him."
"Nobara please, it's not a problem-"
Issei tried to talk, but Nobara interrupted him
"No. I had enough of this whore always doing some shit without suffering the consequences of her actions."
Naoya's grins fades away and looks at her seriously
"Do you know who you are messing with?"
"I know who you are and what you are capable of. I'm not afraid of you."
"You got some balls to face me."
"Why would I be scared of a spoiled brat that does nothing but complain and whine about everything. Like seriously, grow the fuck up you little girl"
Naoya started to get even angrier that she grabbed one of the collars of her shirt and Nobara grins widely.
"Look here you little bitch, I will fight you right here and now. Your brother will watch you cry while I step on you.'
"Let's fight then. I'm this close to snap your neck at any moment."
"Oh really now?"
"Why don't you fuck around and find out then?"
The environment got really thick. Issei was worried about his sister, Nobara and Naoya were itching to start throwing punches at each other and the crowd were edging to see what happens next.
Naoya wanted to attack, but she started having second thoughts and realized that it would be a problem if she entertained this fight. She slaps Nobara's hand and lets her collar go.
"I ain't got time for this. I hope to never talk to you again."
Naoya walked out of the area without the altercation going any further.
"Bitch."
Nobara cussed at her but she didn't bother to retribute the energy.
Now it's been a few minutes since that incident, we see Issei walking with Nobara on the other side of the school
"I swear, if that bitch did one more thing. I'd actually beat her ass. Believe that shit."
Nobara annoyingly said and Issei sighs
"You didn't have to do all that you know. It ain't something that I'm not used to-"
"Then what? You get hurt by her and make me, Oka-san and Otou-san worried? No, thank you."
Issei looked at Nobara and she had a serious face.
"You could've also gotten hurt and it'll be all my fault."
"Look Onii-chan. I don't care about what would've happened to me because I'm not letting you get disrespected. You may not be bothered by it, but I get bothered knowing my older brother got mocked once again."
Issei felt kinda bad for realizing that he was not anything about this situation
"Sorry about that."
"It's fine. I don't mind it, but still. You also have to stand up for yourself. If you keep on making yourself look like a victim, then everyone will treat you like one."
"I'll try to do that."
While they were talking, someone reached out to them. It was a male with an average height and appears to have a slender build when wearing baggy clothing, but actually has a lean and muscular physique. He also has relatively large light brown eyes and spiky pink hair that's styled in an undercut fashion. His name is Yuji Itadori and he's Nobara's friend.
"Wassup Nobara."
"I got to go now, Onii-chan. I'll see you later"
Nobara said
"Alright, see ya."
Nobara walked up to Yuji and walks off with him and Issei just sighs
"Let's just get this over with the day."
Issei then starts walking to his class so that he can start off with the lessons.
Timeskip
It's now lunchtime, we see students out of their classrooms to eat their food and hang out with their friends.
Issei was outside, far away from his class. He was currently chilling with two other students of his age, playing a card game with them. One has a shaved head, somewhat athletic but still skinny. His name is Matsuda.
The other one has hair, but he wears glasses. His name is Motohama.
"Hehe. Looks like I will win as well."
Motohama put a card on the deck that made Matsuda lose the game and Issei was already out of the game.
"Fuck. That shit was rigged, son."
"No it ain't. You just suck ass at this ."
Motohama teases, then fixes his glasses
"Yeah man. You always lose this game no matter the occasion."
Issei commented while laughing and Matsuda was annoyed.
"Man, fuck y'all. Y'all be cheating and shit cuz ain't no fucking way I'm having a deja Vu of always losing this shitty game, mane."
"It's not our fault that you are trash, bro."
Motohama chuckles then fixes his glasses
"I want a rematch."
Matsuda demanded
"I mean, sure. We got like 30 minutes before class starts again."
Issei accepted and Matsuda started to giggle maliciously and the other two got confused.
"This game will be a little different."
Matsuda said and Motohama was curious
"What is it that you are trying to put in this game that will make things interesting?"
"We'll have three rounds and the one with the most losses will ask Princess Ivy to be its girlfriend!"
That suggestion shocked Motohama and Issei. They were not prepared for that
"Matsuda, are you fucking insane??"
Issei commented anxiously
"This motherfucker lost his mind."
Motohama said and Matsuda laughs
"C'mon, this is supposed to spice the game up. Why are y'all so scared?"
"That woman is a demon. You think she wants to be around us?? I'm pretty sure she hates us with pure passion"
Issei said
"He's right. I can see her kicking our nuts for just breathing the same air as her's. Don't get me wrong, she's hot but there's more disadvantages than advantages if we reach her."
"Don't pussy out right now. All y'all need to do is win three rounds and y'all won't be involved with her. It'll be fun."
Motohama and Issei look at each other, a bit skeptical about it, but they both sigh
"Fine. We'll play"
Both answered at the same time and Matsuda got hyped that he organized the cards once again.
"Don't complain when you lose, Matsuda"
Motohama sighs
"I got this in the bag."
Matsuda just grins happily.
It's been 20 minutes since they did their rematch. They played the three rounds that were agreed on, and the loser of the game was…
"N-no, it can't be!!"
Issei dropped the cards down in disbelief and shock. He didn't process the fact that he lost the game three times in a row. Matsuda was just happy that he was dancing to express that emotion.
"Yessir. I got this one in the bag"
Matsuda said
"I got to say, I'm impressed that you pulled this one off. Congratulations man."
Motohama fixed his glasses
"Please guys, let's have another round or something."
Issei begged to them but Matsuda laughs
"Nope. We agreed on this one so you have to do what we agreed on."
Matsuda reminded him of the conditions, then Issei looks at Motohama
"Bro, please. You got to do something about it."
"I mean, to be fair, this was our bet and you went with it till the end. So you might as well say adios to your ball sack."
Issei was in shambles and didn't know what to do
"Welp ma brotha, when we finish classes. You know what to do, so don't get humiliated hahaha"
Matsuda laughed at him and Issei's anxiety got worse so he had no escape for this one.
"I'm so dead".
Timeskip
It's been some hours since lunchtime and now it's time for the students to go home since it's the afternoon. Many students could be seen walking out of their classrooms while talking to each other, some would leave school to go home and some would leave to hang out.
We focus now on Issei and his buddies walking together in order to find Naoya. Matsuda and Motohama were laughing and Issei was just completely anxious and scared.
After a while of searching, they finally saw her talking to some girls. But they were a bit distant from them so she didn't notice them
"Welp. Don't lose your nuts"
Matsuda jokingly said
"We'll make sure to write you a proper poem at your funeral. Good luck bro"
Motohama said
"I hate you both"
"We love you too homie and good luck"
Matsuda and Motohama both walked away while laughing and Issei was left alone. He sighs as he knew there was no way out of this.
"Let's just get this over with. I'm starting to regret my decisions."
Issei would walk up to them to do what he needed to do. He would gradually get more nervous when he got closer, but he ignored it and he reached close enough till he was noticed by Naoya and her two friends. They were now looking at him and he tried to keep it cool.
"I umm uhh. Naoya um uhh can I uhh"
"Don't waste my time. What the fuck do you want?"
Naoya asked, with an annoyed voice and Issei just took a deep breath.
"So umm could I please talk to you in private? T-there's something I need to ask you."
Issei finally asked and Naoya raised her eyebrow
"What's the problem of asking here and now?"
"I'd rather ask in private. I'm not comfortable asking with people around"
Then one of the friends walks up to Issei and aggressively grabs him by the collar of his shirt.
"Boy, who the fuck you think you are to lure Naoya around huh?"
"I just uhh"
"Say something else and I'll beat-"
"Fine. I'll go with you"
Naoya accepted his request, the friend and Issei were shocked.
"Are you sure you want to talk to this creep?"
The friend said
"Don't worry about what the fuck I'm doing. I know how to take care of him so that's not a problem. So let him go, now"
Naoya didn't want anyone to bother her business and demanded she let him so and the friend did. Issei sighs in relief.
"C'mon. Let's go somewhere hidden"
Naoya said
"R-right"
Issei and Naoya would walk together to find somewhere that doesn't have any people or at least not enough of them to bother their conversation.
So the place they could find was behind the woman's bathroom and since most people already went home, it was just them.
"This better be worth my fucking time or I'll beat your ass."
Naoya bitterly said
"Ok umm"
Issei started to panic internally. He has no experience when it comes to asking girls out, let alone asking to be his girlfriend and out of all the girls, he had to start with the one who is in the top of the food chain in this school. It was too late for him to back down, so he kneels down and with precision, he asks.
"Naoya Zen'in. Will you be my girlfriend??"
The wind blows to their direction and the silence thickens between them. Issei was sweating nervously, panicking that he finally asked the question. He started to hear a noise that he didn't understand, the more he heard, the clearer that it was and when he looked at Naoya, he saw that she's laughing .
A genuine laughter, as if his question was hilarious to her.
"I can't believe you right now. You are asking me to be your girlfriend. I didn't forget what happened early in the morning, you let your sister disrespect me and yet you still have the audacity to think you could ask me that? You are genuinely hilarious"
Issei's heart just tightens up, he gulps knowing that he's in trouble.
"Fuck…"
"I swear, you should consider becoming a comedian cuz this shit is killing me. Like really, are you this delusional that you believed that you had a chance with me? You are such a fucking loser."
She laughs even more, amused by his display and Issei was beyond embarrassed that he just wanted to die.
"Like seriously, you and me as a couple? Pfft, that's the funniest 'what if' scenario I've ever thought of. I didn't know you did exclusive stand up comedy. This was worth the trouble."
Issei couldn't bear the embarrassment, he just got up and looked at her.
"Sorry for wasting your time. I shall leave"
Issei immediately turns around to leave, but then Naoya grabs his wrist. When he looks at her, he sees that she's smirking and he gulps.
"We are not done yet.~"
She would push him to the wall and pin him down. She had her hand wrapped around his neck, not choking him but holding him down.
"I still want to talk to you for a little bit.~"
"Oh shit…"
"What is the real reason that you asked me out, hmm?~"
"That's such an interesting question."
He nervously chuckles. Naoya kept looking at him with a lot of curiosity and amusement.
"What's the matter? Did a cat bite your tongue?"
"No, um of course not"
"Or is it because you wanna fuck me?~"
Naoya got closer to his face and her smirk grew bigger. She was enjoying teasing him and seeing his reactions.
"Fuck. I uhhh damn shit, fuck umm"
Issei was overwhelmed by the situation that he didn't say anything for a good while, but that only added the appeal for him.
He felt too edged to even say a word and he was struggling to open his mouth, but to his luck, she let's him go and he takes a deep breath.
"Well, if you ain't going to answer, there's no reason for me to be here. It was fun teasing you, but that's the last time you'll ever get close to me. See ya later~"
'Fuck. Is this it? Is it really how it ends? Fucking hell, I'm so pathetic that I can't even say anything. I want to die right now.'
Issei was in shambles, feeling worthless without any idea on what to do. Everything would start feeling meaninglessz but then he remembers the words of his sister that would motivate him again.
"You also have to stand up for yourself. If you keep on making yourself look like a victim, then everyone will treat you like one."
He snaps out of his anxiety and looks at Naoya once again and yells
"WAIT!!"
Naoya stops walking then looks back at Issei with a smirk on her face.
"What is it now that you got to say?"
"I-I can't let you leave, till I make you my girlfriend."
Naoya was caught by surprise by the sudden confidence boost, but she was intrigued on how this would go so she turned back to his direction.
"What if I just leave you? What will you be doing then? Will you finally realize that I'm way out of your league?"
Issei was silent for a moment because he knows that what she says is the honest truth. But he already reached this far to quit now
"Even if that's the case. I'm not giving up till you accept me and that's a promise."
Issei declared and Naoya was more surprised by his determination. She would laugh as a response and Issei sighs, disappointed in himself.
"I'm going to be very real with you, I don't really like you in that way and I doubt that I would ever fall in love with you. But today you impressed me, so I have to admit, it was really entertaining."
Issei would feel somewhat proud of his progress but still it wasn't enough to say he accomplished something. Naoya then lays a finger on his chest.
"I want to make a bet with you.~"
Issei was caught off guard that he wasn't sure if he heard it right.
"A bet?"
"Exactly what you heard. I liked the performance you did today and I didn't get enough of it. So, I'll give you a chance, so hear me out."
"O-ok…"
"You have this whole year to make me fall in love with you. You can try anything to get me hooked, like dates, conversations and many more. But if you do anything that I don't like, I'll beat you up in front of the school. Got it?"
Naoya said it calmly and Issei felt chills down his spine.
"I-i understand "
"If you fail to make me fall for you, you'll be my lifetime slave and you'll do whatever I want with you and you'll never reject any demands I make you do. What do you think of this?"
Issei was a bit skeptical of the whole idea because it didn't sit right for him to become a slave, but on the bright side, she gave him a chance so he decided to risk it.
"I accept your challenge."
Naoya chuckles
"But there's a twist to this little game of ours.~"
"Huh?"
Naoya grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him really close. He could even feel her body pressing his body and he blushed.
"I'm very curious on how well you'll treat me, so I decided to be your girlfriend.~"
Issei widens his eyes, not expecting her to accept to be his girlfriend.
"Just know that I can be very problematic so I hope you have enough balls to handle me, boyfriend.~"
Issei nods then without any hint of prediction, she leans to him fast and kisses him on the lips and Issei just lost his shit. She stole his first kiss that casually, but in his point of view, he just hit the jackpot.
…
That's how I became Princess Ivy's boyfriend. Not exactly the most normal way to form a relationship, but I can't do anything about it.
I have to make sure she falls for me or my future is over. I'm honestly scared of what kind of situation I got myself into.
And cut.
Next chapter coming up next week if I still remember that I use this app but ye
Thanks for reading this garbage and I'm out. Peace