2: My Name is Konohamaru!
Suiren Uzumaki: The disclaimer: I do not own Naruto cause if I did then Sakura wouldn't be a useless fangirl in pre-shippuden, and Naruto would have his father's smarts while keeping his mother's personality and knows about seals and how to use to them. I do, however, own Ryurama Senju, Yuki Senju nee Miran, Raika Miran (Senju), & the White Tiger Summoning Contract (A/N: If there is already a White Tiger Summoning Contract…then please ignore the last part). Remember to Read and Review to let me know what you think. Also, if you don't like any twist that I might make then stop reading and find something else to read plus don't leave a review that's a flame or I will find a way to block you. Ja ne!
...My Line...
It was the early morning, and one could find Raika in a clearing going through katas for a Taijutsu style that the Sandaime had told her would go best for her water affinity. The pre-teen then pulled a tantō that is strapped over her right shoulder out of a brown harness that runs across her chest while being fastened over both of her shoulders. The Miran started to add the tantō to her katas and that was how Naruto had found her when he showed up.
The Uzumaki's eyes had a sad shine to them at the sight of her tantō: a tantō that use to belong to one of the two Uchihas, who didn't mind hanging out with him. Shisui Uchiha.
Shisui, however, meant more to Raika than he did to the blonde, but that didn't mean that the Jinchuuriki didn't miss him. His blue eyes moved over to the tree lines where he knew a crow was sitting keeping an eye on the two of them…well, he guesses that he should say, keeping an eye on the greenette. Though, unknown to the Hokage and the two elders that Naruto could stand and didn't have a problem with, the two pre-teens knew the truth about the Uchiha Massacre.
Itachi Uchiha, who could be could always been found with Shisui when the older male was with them, had come to let them know that they would most likely never seen him again. This made Raika to throw a fit about losing another friend and mentor just a year after losing Shisui. The Uzumaki hadn't been to happy about it either and the two of them didn't let him leave until he explained why he was leaving them, too. This, of course, made the two childhood friends more wiry of Danzo Shimura than before, but it also had them hating the man and to this day, he remains the only one that they hate with a passion. And they would kill him with a smile on their faces if they could.
"Raika!" Naruto called out as he waved at her. "We have to go!" The Miran looked over at him. "We have our Shinobi Photos to take today!"
The greenette nodded her head as she resheathed her tantō and walked over to him.
"Let's stop by my place, so that I can get cleaned up first," she suggested.
"Sure," the Uzumaki agreed with a nod.
This got him a smile from her as they started to walk away. However, it was as they were leaving that a man with dark color hair wearing an orange and black spiral mask appeared from a vortex all injured. The two of them let out a gasp before Raika ran over to the mask man with her hands already covered in green healing Chakra. The 12-year-old dark green hair Genin knelt next to the man and started to heal his wounds, though, Naruto was looking at the crow that was acting weird.
"Raika, we should go," the blonde told her.
"I am not leaving this man like this, Aniki (Big brother)," Raika told him.
"Raika," Naruto spoked up with a strain tone. "You-know-who's crow is acting weird." This made her look at it with a raised eyebrow. "I do not think that this man can be trusted if…Miso…" The blonde looked over at the crow with a raised eyebrow only to see it was giving him a stare down. "I mean, Dango…" It cow in agreement making the Uzumaki to roll his eyes. 'Sugar nut.' "Is acting as if he is dangerous."
"Overprotective numbskulls," the Miran sighed. "I'm just going to…"
Just than a groan was heard from him before he turned his head to look at, who was healing him. The sole Sharingan eye widen at seeing a young girl with the same hair color and style as Yuki Senju nee Miran, but he also noted that her eyes were a dark wine red color instead of dusty pink. But, he could also see Ryurama Senju in the girl more than the man's wife.
"Awake, I see," Raika said giving a small smile.
"Who are you?" a childish sounding voice came from the man.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the man while Dango, the crow, landed on his shoulders to also keep an eye on the mask man.
"I am Raika Miran," the greenette answered softly. "And you?"
The blonde face palmed while Dango cowed in anger making the man to look at him for a moment. He took note of the crow with a narrow eye also noting that he was looking at the Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki, who is also the son of the Yondaime Hokage and the Uzumaki Princess.
"Tobi's name is Tobi," the man answered as he looked back at, who he had ID as the Senju Princess. "Is Miran-chan a medic?"
"No," she answered a bit sadly. "At least not really."
"Huh?"
Tobi tilted his head in confusion.
"I, unfortunately, only know how to heal none-lethal wounds," the greenette informed him.
"Oh."
"Raika, we have to go," Naruto stressed.
The two of them looked at the Uzumaki before the pre-teen female nodded her head.
"Okay," she agreed as she finished up with healing the last of his wounds before dressing them with bandages from a medical kit that she keeps on hand.
"There," she sighed. "That should do it." She gave him a soft smile. "You'll need to take it easy for a while or you'll risk opening your wounds again." The greenette then stood up and walked over to the anxious male and crow as the man watched her. "I have to go, but please do take it easy?"
"Tobi understands," he nodded his head. "Tobi will do as Miran-chan has ordered. Thank you for healing Tobi."
This got a small giggle out of her as the two friends walked away.
"No problem," she said. "Glad to help, Tobi."
Tobi watched them leave before placing his hand on his bandaged wound. He then turned his masked face to the crow, who he swore was glaring at him, and knew that a certain Uchiha was not happy with him.
'Itachi, you fool,' he thought as he started to vanish in a vortex to get back to his hideout and to get some rest. 'I have found another weakness of yours, who also happens to be the weakness of Naruto Uzumaki.' A hunting laugh left him as the crow took to the sky. 'This has turned out to be a good day for me.'
...My Line...
Raika stood off to the side by the stairs of the roof of the Hokage Tower as a camera man stood next to his camera.
"Listen kid, are you sure that you want me to take your picture like that?" the man with the camera asked.
"Just do it already!" Naruto said as the Miran face palmed. "Come on. Come one."
"Don't blame me later. Say Cheese."
When the camera flashed, Naruto could been seen with his face and right hand covered in paint while he had his goggles around his neck.
...My Line...
Naruto could soon be found sitting in a chair in front of the Sandaime Hokage, who was going over his picture. Raika, on the other hand, had left to go grocery after she handed over her photo.
"At first I couldn't figure out how to do it," the blonde laughed. "It took me three hours and stuff, but finally I got it. Like an art project just on my face. Only cooler."
"Take it again," the Sarutobi ordered.
"No way!"
"We can't expect this photo," Hiruzen stated.
"Yeah?" Naruto asked. "Well, I'm not doing it again." The two of them glare at each other before the male Uzumaki did a hand sign. "Transform!" He changed into his female form with only clouds hiding her private parts. "Pretty please, Lord Hokage?"
The Hokage blinked before he was blasted back by blood coming out of his nose.
...My Line...
Outside of the door, one could see a young boy, who was watching.
...My Line...
"That the Sexy Jutsu, you say?" the Hokage asked as he whipped his nose of the blood. "It's tricky. Much to tricky. Don't do it again." This made the blonde to laugh nervously. "And where is your headband Naruto? Your supposed to be wearing it."
"Oh, I'm not putting it on until the orientation," Naruto answered. "I don't want to mess it up."
"So, you want your headband to look nice, but you photo which is supposed to identify you makes you look like a clown," Hiruzen stated. "It's for Ninja training and missions which is the key to your future. Look at this picture…" The Sarutobi picked it up. "You can't even tell, who it is."
"Well, fine!" Naruto yelled. "How am I supposed to know this complicated stuff anyway!"
…My Line…
The kid could once again be seen only this time he was holding a shuriken.
…My Line…
Both Hiruzen and Naruto looked over to the door at the same time.
"Old Man, I challenge you!" a Hiruzen Sarutobi look like wearing a helmet yelled as he ran into the room. "I'm going to defeat you and become the Godaime Hokage!"
Just then the kid tripped and fall flat on his face.
'My Grandson,' the Sandaime thought as a Jonin wearing sunglasses ran into the room. 'Another headache.'
"Something tripped me."
"Are you okay, Honorable Grandson?" the Jonin asked. "And there's nothing here for you to trip on. It's pretty flat."
'Who is this shrimp?' Naruto thought as he looked at the boy.
The kid then looked over at the blonde at the same time as the Jonin.
'It's that kid! The Kyuubi no Kitsune. Of course, he's the worst kind of troublemaker.'
"Alright," the young boy growled as he stumped up to Naruto. "You're the one, who tripped me, aren't you!?"
"You tripped over your own feet dork!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed the boy by his scarf.
"Hey, you!" Ebisu yelled. "Get your hands off of him right now! He's the Honorable Grandson of the Honorable Sandaime Hokage!"
Naruto looked at the man for a moment before looking at the kid.
'That stopped him,' the brat thought. 'Just like all the rest. Ha. Now that he knows, who I am, he wouldn't dare lay a finger on me.' "What's the matter, huh?! I thought you were going to hit me tough guy! Afraid because the Sandaime Hokage is my Grandfather?!"
"I don't care if he's your Grandmother!" Naruto yelled before he slammed his fist onto the kid's head. "Ya know!"
'This guy's different,' the kid thought before he fall to the floor.
Ebisu freaked out at that.
'This is not looking good.'
Naruto left soon after far more annoyed than before.
"Listen carefully," Ebisu told him. "You are the Honorable Grandson of the Honorable Sandaime Hokage. You cannot let ruff-riff like that draw you into a fight even though he deserves." The kid looked away from him. "You see he's far beneath you. You must it stoop to his level." The man then placed his hands on his hips. "As your elite Ninja trainer I am never wrong which means I'm always right. I am far above the other trainers so heed my every word." He then turned to face the right side. "Your goal is become the next Hokage, and I can teach you the best way to do it." The Jonin was completely unaware that his charge left. "Indeed thanks to my great skills, I can take you quickly and easily to the top. So, stay close to me." He went to look at the boy. "You understand him right Honorable Grandson." It was then that he noticed the boy was gone. "Where he go now!?"
"I think he went to follow Naruto," Hiruzen answered.
"He's following Naruto!?" the Jonin yelled. "That's a disaster!" He then took off out of the room. "HONORABLE GRANDSON!"
'How did he grow up to be like that?' the Sandaime thought. 'My Grandson is quit determined. That was his 20th sneak attack today and if he starts running around with Naruto, he's sure to get even worse. Naruto, wouldn't really teach him anything bad...would he?'
...My Line...
"NARUTO!" a familiar female voice called out as the blonde walked out of the Hokage Tower.
The Uzumaki looked over to see Raika walking up to him with a shadow clone holding some of her bags as she held the rest.
"Finished shopping, Raika?" Naruto asked as she came to a stop next to him.
"Shopping for food?" the greenette asked as they started to walk away. "Yes. Shopping for shinobi supplies? I haven't even gotten started yet." She looked at him. "I need to know if you need knew kunai, shuriken, ninja wire, and sealing supplies."
The blonde looked up at the sky in thought.
"I have plenty kunai, shuriken, and ninja wire for at least a month or two," he answered as they pretended not to notice the young boy following them. "However, I do need more sealing supplies like paper and ink. I also need the next volume of level two of the Fuinjutsu series."
Raika looked thoughtful before she nodded her head.
"I have two copies of the Fuinjutsu's Beginner Book for Dummies Volume four of Level Two," she informed him. "So, you can have the second copy."
This got a smile from Naruto.
"That would be great," he told her. "Thanks."
The Miran smirked at him.
"No problem, Aniki."
The two of them continued on as Konohamaru followed as close as possible.
...My Line...
After dropping off the groceries that Raika got at her apartment, the two pre-teens started to head to the Higurashi's Shinobi Shop when Naruto stopped all of the sudden and looked behind them. It was obvious that he had finally had enough of their little tail.
"Naruto?" the Miran asked as she followed his line of sight only to see a poorly disguised rock seeing that feet could be seen underneath it. 'What the heck?'
"Come on, Rai-chan," the blonde said as he started to walk away. "We should get going."
"Right," the greenette agreed as they started walking again. "And don't call me, Rai-chan."
The Miran and Uzumaki walked a bit longer before the male of the two got annoyed and spun around.
"I know that you following me so just give it up!" the blonde said before his eye twitched at the poor disguise. "That's so obvious that it's pathetic."
The kid laughed before he removed the sheet he was using.
"You saw through my disguise," he stated as he walked over. "The rumors about you are true. Your good." The boy walked up to Naruto and pointed at him. "Alright, I'll be your apprentice and you'll be my trainer!"
"Huh?"
"And afterwards, you've got to show me that Sexy Jutsu thing that you used on Grandpa Hokage!"
Raika felt her eyebrow twitch at the mention of the Sexy Jutsu as she tried to keep her poker face intact and not kill her best friend.
"This is some kind of joke isn't?" Naruto asked as he crossed his arms.
"No, I need a new trainer," the kid stated. "Please Boss?"
"Huh? Boss?"
"Yeah, you're the Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss."
"Well, how can I refuse," the blonde said.
The greenette let out a sigh as she shook her head.
"Naruto, I'm going on ahead," she informed him. "Alright?"
"Right, Rai-chan," he agreed with a nod as she walked off
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Raika yelled over her shoulder.
"Who was she, Boss?" the kid asked with awe.
"My best friend," Naruto answered. "Practically my sister."
'So, pretty.'
...My Line...
"Listen, you want to be a master Ninja?" Naruto asked. "Then, ya know, you need to learn how to control your Catra."
"Your Catra?" the kid asked with a raised eyebrow. 'A cat?'
"I said your Catra," Naruto repeated. 'Kami, it's painful to act this stupid.' He sweatdropped. 'I can't wait for the Chunin Exams.'
"Boss, I, huh, I think your mean Chakra."
This took Naruto by surprise before he quickly turn around.
"Don't question me," he told the kid. "Real Ninjas say Catra."
"Really? I didn't know that! That's cool!"
'He believes anything I say,' the blonde thought as he whipped his forehead. "Listen, I'll explain what Chakra is."
"Chakra is the life element that is used to preform Jutsu."
"Huh?"
"The Ninja Arts combine the physical energy from each cell in the body with mystical energy is intensified by training and experience. When these two Chakras mix special hand signs allows the ninja to focus this energy for advance Jutsu."
"Know it!" Naruto yelled. "You were just reading that whole thing!" 'Though that is a good thing.' The blonde then lead him to the marketplace. "You can blab all you want about how to do Ninja techniques, but what it really comes down to just one thing."
"What is it?"
"Just plan hard work and guts."
"That's two things, but okay! I'm with you!"
"Alright, I'm going to threw some really big challenges at you now. Are you ready?"
"I'm ready Boss!"
"Good. Let's do it. Show me a Transformation?"
"Huh?"
"Ya know, show me what you can do, and I'll take you to the next level."
"Oh, right. Sure, but what do I transform into?"
"Huh?" Naruto looked around before spotting a beautiful woman. "There." He pointed at her. "You can transform into her."
"Alright. No problem! Here I go Boss! Transform!"
"So do I look like her?" the kid asked after the smoke cleared to reveal an obese version of the woman that he was trying to transform into.
"Ah, the clothes...kinda look like her," Naruto stated only to feel a since of doom.
"That looks like me!?" the woman asked as she stood behind the blonde before punching him in the head. "Now, now, Honorable Grandson. The next time that you transform into me make me a little more cuter, okay? Chow."
"She's scary."
"You did it," Naruto stated as he lay on the ground. "Why am I the one, who gets whacked around."
Not too far away from them was Obito, who was doing his own shopping, while watching them before he let out a sigh.
...My Line...
"Alright, next we'll do some research on female beauty," Naruto stated as they stood outside of a bookstore.
"Female beauty! Right Boss!"
The two boys sneak into the store and went to the porn area to look at the pictures.
"This. Is. Not. A. Library. Naruto!" a man said from behind them.
The two of them turned around slowly before he whacked Naruto just as Raika walked in.
"Excuse me?" the Miran called out.
"How can I help you, young miss?" the store clerk asked as he faced her.
"I need two copies of a few of the advance books on Fuinjutsu written by Yondaime-sama and a few of the immediate books on Kenjutsu that Lady Kushina had written," the hidden Senju answered. "I also need a few books on the Human anatomy and some beginner healing books all by Lady Tsunade."
"I shill get them right away, little lady," he said before looking at the blonde. "I don't want to see you in here when I get back, Naruto."
The Miran let out a sigh as the man left before turning to the two boys with a raised eyebrow.
"I do not what to know," she deadpan. "But, I think it'll be best if you both leave now before he returns."
"Right."
The two boys quickly ran out of the store just in time as the clerk returned with the requested books.
…My Line…
"Slight set back," Naruto stated as they now stood outside of a bathhouse. "Now this is the last stop, so…" He looked at the kid next to him. "Give it everything you've got, ok?"
"Everything? Alright boss!"
"Transform!" they yelled.
Naruto turned into a beautiful young blonde hair female version of himself while the brat...yeah there was no words to describe his transformation looks other then WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT!? The two of them looked at each other before walking into the female side of the bathhouse.
"NARUTO, YOU AGAIN!" a voice yelled as the females all freaked out. "STAY OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!"
...My Line...
"Why...do they...only whack...me?" Naruto asked as he was shown to have a good bit of injuries.
"Sorry."
"Huh?"
"It's because I'm the Grandson of a Hokage."
"Hey, don't worry about it," the blonde stated. "I prepared you so now you're ready to learn the Sexy Jutsu. Ya know, you just need to practice."
"Practice?! Alright Boss!"
"Now the trick is to get the curves in all the right places," Naruto explained to him. "You ready?"
"I'm ready Boss!" the boy yelled. "Transform!" The kid turned into an obese woman. "What do you think?"
"No go!" Naruto stated. "You've got to make her skinnier!"
"Skinnier? Right Boss! Hi. How is that?"
"No, no, curvier!"
"Curvier! Right Boss! How this!?"
This just made the blonde groan in annoyance.
...My Line...
'Naruto,' Ebisu growled in his thoughts as stood on the Hokage Mountain. 'What has he done with the Honorable Grandson?' "What's his evil plan? Where did they go?" 'I am a Jonin, the highest Ninja Level and I'm an elite trainer of future Hokage. Any parasite that leeches onto my student will be squashed.'
...My Line...
"So, what's up with this obsession that you've got with your Grandfather?" Naruto asked once he took a drink of his soda.
"My Grandfather named me, Konohamaru, after the ancient name of the village," the kid stated. "So, it should be easy to remember...but, no one calls me that name. Not one person in the whole village. That's cause when they look at me, they don't really see me. All they see is the Honorable Grandson of the Lord Hokage. No one knows, who I am. I can't stand it anymore. It's like I'm invisible. Like I don't exist. I hate that. That's why I've got to become Hokage now so that people will know, who I am!"
"Get real," Naruto stated. "You really think people are going to except a squirt like you? A kid can't turn into a Hokage after a day or two."
"What!?"
"It's not that simple," the blonde went on. "You keep saying, Hokage, Hokage. To really be Hokage, you know what you'll to do?"
"What? What is it?"
"You're going to have to defeat me in battle!"
...My Line...
"Lord Hokage!" Iruka called out as he appeared behind the older male, who was looking up at the Hokage Faces. "I've been looking for you."
"For what propose?" the Hokage asked.
"It's about Naruto," the Academy Teacher asked. "Did he resubmit his Ninja ID photo?" The Sarutobi hummed. "You know, I gave him a big lecture the other night at the ramen shop, but he's still beaming that he became a Genin, a Ninja Trainee. He thinks that that'll change things. That people will stop looking down on him now."
"I fear that his dream may not come true," Hiruzen stated. "People don't change that easily."
"Huh?"
"The Kyuubi no Kitsune is within," the Sandaime went on. "Not everyone knows that of course. Just those that fought the beast knows the truth. I decree that no one was to speak about this even those, who would whisper it, was severely punished so that the children of today know nothing about Naruto's connection to the beast that ravage our village and nearly destroyed us all. As long as the children are unaware of this, Naruto has some hope of being expected that was the wish of the Yondaime Hokage before he sacrificed himself to save us. He asked when Naruto grew up that he should be regarded as a Hero."
"A hero?"
"The Yondaime Hokage defeated the fox by sealing it's spirit into a newborn baby whose umbilical cord was just cut," the Hokage stated. "By containing the fox spirit within his tiny body Naruto saved the village that's why he's a Hero. Unfortunately, many of the villagers don't understand this. People are driven by fear. Some think that the beast could break out and take over Naruto's body. Some even think that he is the beast now. And their children can feel their fear and hatred and they turned against Naruto as well. All, but Naruto's best friend and her family that is. Do you know the ancients say about such things Iruka?"
"What's that, sir?"
"When the people reject someone very existence and then look at that person, their eyes become cold," Hiruzen answered. "Cold as an ice storm in the deepest winter."
…My Line…
Ebisu could be seen moving quickly through the trees before coming to stop.
"I found you!"
"Huh?"
The two boys looked behind them at him in surprise.
'The Kyuubi no Kitsune.'
'That icy stare. They all look at me that way.'
The Jonin then jumped from the tree he was standing in, to the ground.
"So, Honorable Grandson time to go home," he said.
"NO WAY!" Konohamaru yelled. "I'm learning how to beat my Grandfather, so I can get the title…Hokage! Now, don't get in my way!"
"A Hokage is more than just a fighter," Ebisu stated. "He must know virtue, honor, wisdom, and he must know a thousand Jutsus. You don't even know one jutsu."
"Transform!" the young Sarutobi yelled before turning into a female version of himself. "Hi, there. Like my Jutsu!?" This only made Ebisu's mouth drop in shock before the 7-year-old turned back to normal. 'Hey, he's not defeated.'
"Wh-Wh-What kind of scandals technique is that?!" the Jonin yelled in question. "Such tasteless vulgarity can never influence me! I am far above it!" Ebisu started to pull on Konohamaru's scarf as the said boy was trying to get away from him. "Honorable Grandson stop this right now! Naruto is turning you into a delinquent. Only my special training can put you on the fast track to becoming Hokage!"
"Leave me alone!" the young Sarutobi yelled.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled as about 100 Shadow Clones appeared.
"Wow!" the 7-year-old yelled. "This is unreal!"
"I'm not impressed," the Jonin stated. "I'm a Jonin, an elite Ninja warrior. I'm not some light weight like Mizuki." He started to walk forward. "Watch how a real Ninja defeats an upstart."
It wasn't long till he stood in the middle of them.
"Come on, Boss," Konohamaru mumbled under his breath.
"Ready!"
"Transform!" Naruto and his clones yelled as they all changed into a group of look-alike women before they all ran towards him and glump him. "Master Ebisu." It wasn't long till the Jonin went flying backwards with a nosebleed. "Gotcha with my Harem Jutsu!"
…My Line…
"He combined his Shadow Clone Jutsu with his own invention the Sexy Jutsu," the Sandaime said as he pulled his over his eyes. 'What a foolish ninja technique and he can probably get me with it, too.'
…My Line…
"Oh man!" Konohamaru groaned. "I could even beat that snobby trainer of mine. I want to become Hokage so bad, but I kept messing up. Why can't I do it?!"
"You really think it's that ease?" Naruto asked.
"Huh?"
"To be Hokage, you have to the greatest of all Ninjas," the male Uzumaki stated. "You have to prove yourself, so that everyone believes in you. Look at me? I've been through a lot already. I've been ignored, pushed away, and treated like I have the plague or something. And after all that I have found one person, who believes in me…well, one person that isn't my Sister. To find that one person, I had to get knocked down a lot, so you better make sure that you ready."
"For what?"
"For lots of blood, sweat, and tears," the blonde informed him. "While you're learning to be a Ninja." Naruto then grinned at him. "By the way, there is no easy to becoming Hokage, ya know."
"You're going to have to defeat me in battle!"
"Ha, who do you think you are anyways?" Konohamaru asked. "Giving me a bit lecture like that. That's it. I'm not going to be your apprentice anymore. For now on, we're rivals."
The two smiled at each other.
"Well, I can't be your trainer any way," Naruto stated. "Cause tomorrow, I start my advance Ninja Studies, but I except your challenge and someday we'll fight for the title of Lord Hokage. So, let's both look forward to that day, Konohamaru."
The blonde then turned around to walk away though he gave a wave over his shoulder as he did so and Konohamaru saluted him.
…My Line…
'At last. He's finally starting down the path of becoming a true ninja.'