Back at the base, Dolly Dalmatian was trying to teach Dawkins to stand on her head while making silly faces.
"So, why are we going this again?" Dawkins asked.
"To pass the time while we're in this boring base." Dolly replied. "Now rotate your tongue counterclockwise while I hold your back legs."
"Wait, my counterclockwise or yours?" Dawkins asked.
"Either way!" Dolly replied.
Dawkins began slowly moving his tongue in a counterclockwise motion as Dolly was holding his back legs while he was standing on his head. Fifteen seconds later, Dawkins was starting to feel woozy and disoriented from being upside down, so Dolly released him.
"Okay Dawkins, for our finale, we're going to see who can hold our breath the longest." Dolly informed. "Ready? Go!"
The two of them began simultaneously holding their breath. Fourteen seconds in, Patty approached them.
"One of the bounty hunters gave me this strange magic rectangle." She said, presenting a smartphone. "And there's a woman trapped inside it."
The two Dalmatians stopped holding their breath, and looked at Patty with quizzical looks.
"Uhh, are you talking about Siri?" Asked Dolly.
"Siri?" Queried Patty. "Is that the name of the woman trapped in the magic rectangle?"
"Actually, it's an assistant that's a part of the phone." Corrected Dolly. "To call upon her, just hold down on the circle button or simply say 'Hey Siri' into the microphone."
"Hey Siri?" Patty attempted. "Hey Siri? Hey Siri! Why are you ignoring me?!"
Weasel Boss could hear her yelling, and stormed over.
"Give me that thing!" He yelled, snatching the phone. "I'll get the attention of this voice."
"Give me back my phone before I shove it in your cranium!" Patty yelled.
What Weasel Boss didn't realise is that he inadvertently activated Siri.
"Hmm, I am unable to find that location." It said.
"WHAT?!" Bellowed Weasel Boss, as Sneaky burst out laughing.
"She just mocked your tiny brain, boss!" He laughed.
"It is not tiny!" Snapped Weasel Boss.
"Tell that to the talking rectangle!" Cackled Sneaky, trying to catch his breath.
"Maybe I should see how Ugly is doing." Said Patty, nervously before sneaking off.
Back with those who are warding off the villains, Squirrely and the rest of the Woodland Critters were battling Skarlet.
"Your powers are no match for my blood magic!" Skarlet exclaimed. "Shao Kahn will reign supreme!"
While battling Skarlet, Skunky made sure to keep a close eye on Fifi, who was sitting on a rock, holding her tummy.
"Oh my precious soon-to-come offspring of mine." She happily said. "Me and your daddy are so excited to meet vou. I cannot wait to be a mama."
Suddenly, Fifi felt a kick from inside her belly.
"Skunky, mon amour!" Fifi called. "I felt a kick!"
Skunky rushed to his wife, and placed her hand gently on her belly.
"Oh I'm just too excited for our baby!" He happily exclaimed.
"And I zhink I 'ave cankles." Fifi whispered.
Before Skunky could comfort Fifi, Skarlet turned to the both of them.
"Both your blood and the blood of your baby will be mine!" She said.
Upon hearing Skarlet threaten the life of his wife and unborn offspring, Skunky used his eye lasers to blast a hole in Skarlet's face, killing her instantly.
"Fatality." He said, before continuing to comfort Fifi.
"You know, mon amour, I wonder what gender our offspring will be." Said Fifi.
"I believe I can help with that." Said Calamity, presenting an ACME pregnancy scanner.
Using the scanner, they managed to see the baby growing inside Fifi. It being a girl. She burst into tears at the first sight of her baby.
"She ees beautiful!" Fifi cried. "Skunky, we are going to have a daughter!"
"I have the perfect name for her." Skunky smiled.
"Angelina." They both said in unison.
"I would love to babysit her sometime for you both." Said Babs.
"Zhat would be wonderful." Fifi replied.
"I'd like to babysit her too." Added Furrball.
"That's great." Skunky replied.
"Can Dizzy babysit skunk baby too?" Asked Dizzy.
Fifi and Skunky looked at each other.
"Only if you behave yourself." Said Skunky.
"Oooh!" Came Elmyra's voice as she ran over. "Can I babysit the future baby kitty?"
"NO!" Bellowed Skunky. "FUCK YOU!"
And with one glow of his eyes, he set Elmyra's butt on fire, causing her to run away screaming.
"Heh. That actually impressed me." Chuckled Homelander.
Back at the base, Hugo, Rita, Tom, Yaya, Rocko, and Patra came across the supposed Kombat Pack 2 for Mortal Kombat 1. They decided to call up Rabbity, Foxy, and Morgana to tell them who are a part of it.
"Noob Saibot, Cyrax, Jade, Kung Jin, Cassie Cage, Ghostface, the T-1000, and even Conan the Barbarian?!" Listed Rabbity.
"Crazy, isn't it?" Asked Hugo. "But isn't the T-1000 working with the villains?"
"Maybe that Peacemaker person will take down the T-1000." Said Yaya.
"Hey Siri!" Came Patty's voice. "Why are you ignoring me?!"
"Isn't that the new duck girl who is part of the new group?" Asked Foxy.
"Yeah, she's having problems with her new smartphone." Explained Morgana. "I'll go help her out."
He walked off.
"Do you need any help?" Morgana asked Patty.
"Think you can help with the woman in my phone?" Patty asked.
Suddenly, Homelander zoomed over and ended the call.
"Hey, we were talking to our friends!" Snapped Rabbity.
"I think you've got bigger problems." Homelander replied, pointing to a haunted house.
The Haunted House was big, and had a sign that said "Contains real and fake monsters", and inside was a way to stand a chance against the villains.
"Guess we're going into that haunted house." Shrugged TTL Sweetie, after crushing the skulls of two of Hamister's minions.
The next chapter will focus on the characters in the haunted house. See you then.