Captain Toad was farting about through the kingdom, with him having Hint Toad alongside him; the blue colored mushroom male was occasionally farting too but not to the extend of the main red boy, and it was distracting him from seeing the many hints surrounding them.
"Captain I think we should cool it with the gas passing: I mean this present future is going to eventually-"
"Yeah I heard you map man; just let me take in my stinky fungi fumes!"
Hint Toad squinted his eyes while adjusting his glasses. "...Are you telling me you treasure your methane?"
"And how!" Captain Toad boasted while pulling up his pants to make his bubbly poots more muffled, sighing of relief for he was enjoying it. "And oh does it feel so good...!"
"Please contain yourself dude...!" Hint Toad coughed for he was starting to feel sick from the rotten eggy scent of his leader's reeking air.