Captain Toad let out a big fart that made him heartily laugh and as a result proceed to fan the rancid air that was the result of various vegetables he ate mixing into a powerful punch of stench. "Oof! Now that is ripe!"
"Geeze can you keep it in your pants?" Toad complained.
"I would try but I think I let myself get out of control." Captain laughed in embarrassment while continuing to poot. "It just happens when you become so flatulent."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Come on what's the long face for? It's like you haven't seen me unload such a bout of flatulence before!"