"Man how long are you gonna keep farting?" Toad complained.
"As long as I feel like it!" Captain Toad burped while farting. "I happen to enjoy making a smelly mess in my poopy pants!"
Toad squinted his eyes. "I didn't think you would embrace being so gross."
"Well sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize that eventually you stop caring what the world feels about you." Captain boasted. "At least that's what I had to learn over time from treasure tracking so much."
"That doesn't seem so productive to me."
"Well you don't have to deal with this literal shit." Captain yawned. "But what do I know: I just like a chance of getting dirty in all the places!"