Captain Toad farting was keeping him save from the 5 Biddybuds waddling around on the platform, with him tugging his backpack for he felt the need to be brave.
"Okay I can do this." Captain Toad said to himself while fanning his eggy flatulence, getting turned on from how hot his smelly fumes were. "All I gotta do is just let out a little stink and I'll be free."
Taking in a good breath, Captain Toad farted his way past the Biddybud squad, gassing his way into the future present awaiting him for he grabbed the fifth and final Green Star, doing a celebration dance that was cut short from him cutting the cheese, with the entire course breaking apart for Captain Toad screamed and flailed, landing on the grassy island with his face flat on the smooth green grass for his kept on breaking wind in his brown stained explorer pants.