Captain Toad was farting at a faster rate than usual for he was being chased by a bunch of angry enemies who wanted the contents of his backpack: it was clear that the braptain craptain of the Toad Brigade got himself into so much big trouble that he realized even his massive methane couldn't be enough to hold them back or away; well there was certainly 1 thing for the ass ripping leader to do, and that was to reach the highest point of the mountainous region for which he was in!
"Help! I can only fart and dash so far!" Captain Toad screamed since he could feel himself collapsing at potentially any point, feeling his pants starting to loosen up from being smeared by his puffing poots so much. "I would have packed in more of a hearty lunch if I knew I was going to be this chased after!"