"Boy do I feel -BRAP- stuffed!" Captain Toad laughed since he was farting as usual but with a bit more merry cheer to his flatus making since he had ate a lot of food he gathered for his Brigade; alas did Braptain Toad let loose the smelliest of his stinky toots for 1 thing was certain when you're with Craptain Toad: there's gonna be pants needing a change. "I'm so thankful my -POOT- fungi farts are so strong they knock away all my -BLORT- enemies with -TOOT- ease! Especially since my -FLARP- undies are definitely smeared from my kart sharts!"
