Captain Toad was farting about while walking alongside a disgusted Toad who just couldn't believe how gassy the Braptain of the Toad Brigade was; indeed did the Craptain just let loose his fungi fumes for he had stuffed himself with plenty of mushrooms he ate earlier. "Phew! Don't those just smell pretty?"
"I wouldn't describe that as pretty." The other Toad responded with his face turning green. "If I had an appetite I would lose it."
"Oh come on ya big baby; just because I could use a diaper doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper!"
"You know that's not what I mean-" The Toad was then suddenly greeted with the Toad Brigade leader ripping ass directly towards him which was pungent enough to make him faint.
Captain laughed while wiggling his reeking dump truck. "You couldn't walk the talk even if you were able to ward off my superior scent!"