Craptain Toad was making a huge stink in his pooped pants while he was enjoying the stinky breeze he was creating; he was in a jolly Christmas village that enjoyed the tuba toots he unleashed from his methane maker for he had been spreading smelly joy across the cheerful city. "Ooh peeyew; I'm so happy you all enjoy this because I really love this even though I can understand how embarrassing it might be for others if they were gassy like me!"
"Cap I wanna be a stinker like you when I grow up!" A happy younger Toad chimed while running up to the Craptain.
Braptain Toad bent down and his bassy bombs were strong enough to send the snow behind him soaring across the reeking air. "With enough determination you can certainly be you adorable little one! After all I remember how many years it took for me to become the gassy Toad Brigade leader you see and smell today!"