Captain Toad was letting out a huge amount of farts since he was going through a sugary sweet canyon filled with sweets beyond his comprehension: of course that led to the craptain filling his braptain pants with determination and eggy smells since he was willing to leave his stink in the sugary heaven that was before him! "Whoowee! This sugar is driving me to fart like crazy!"
"Then shouldn't you not be bothering with having so much?" His conscious spoke.
Captain murmured and pooted. "Well yeah but I just love being stinky especially when it's scented like sugar!"
His conscious gawked. "That doesn't make sense-"
"Shut up it doesn't need to!" Captain boasted and farted.