Captain Toad was farting his way through a certain haunted mansion for he stumbled upon a particular music where he spotted Melody Pianissima farting while making a methane musical.
"Phew! And I thought I was the only stinker!" Braptain Toad laughed upon fanning the reeking air while dashing his way in to join in the farty fun. "You definitely have a way with your wafts!"
"Hmph! I'm glad you can at least recognize my superior stink!" Melody said in a sassy tone upon fanning the rotten eggy air with 1 of her hands while using her other hand to play the piano for she had her stomach grumble while her ghastly rump rumbled more tuba toots. "I'm surprised that you could even last more than fifteen seconds in here! Most inferior beings would faint in 5!"