Captain Toad was farting while he stuffed himself with the turnips he found in a minecart near a certain canyon. "Peeyew! I definitely could feel that following me everywhere I go!"
"Shouldn't you change your pants?" The Mail Toad pointed out while going through his mailing bag for he felt a fungi flatus squeak out of him by accident.
"I should so I can have new clothes to rip ass in." Craptain Toad responded upon fanning the air with 1 of his hands while grabbing the turnips for him to gobble up and make as fuel for his gas tank using his other. "But could I stop this so I would be able to change? Eh I'll think about it!"
Mailtoad simply sighed in response to Braptain Toad's fart filled response.