"Well I'm tired of waiting; it's time for this braptain to be a craptain!" Captain Toad said with confidence in his voice since he pulled up his pants and began farting like there wasn't a tomorrow. "Oh yes! Now we're cooking with gas, literally!"
Indeed it was good for the flatulent captain of the Toad Brigade to be setting off on another quest to prove his farts were the best but surely they were in tune of-
"Hey I'm trying to see how many poots per hour I can get here! Maybe you should just zip it and let my rumbling rump do the talking!"